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I'm a cereal killer

I was molested by my baby sitter over a period of 4 years starting when I was 5

My dick is actually pretty big

>>687735338
bumperino

I doxxed my wife and regularly jack off to the slut shaming pics of her

I molested a kid for 4 years

I fucked moot.

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I lie to people on 4chan

>>687736237
why?

>>687736237
Feel guilty ?

>>687736286
about what?

>>687735338
Im a Compulsive Liar

I don't like chocolate milk.

I paid a guy to molest my son for 4 years. Shit was cash.

I literally blacked out and went through what I can tell was an extremely bad bout of LSD induced psychosis at the age of 19 and only came out of it at the beginning of 2015. The last thing I remember about my former life was the names of my family members and that I was failing business studies and on the verge of dropping out of college.

When I dropped back into reality I was sat in the cockpit of a Boeing 747 at Melbourne airport. I had 'lost' 6 years of my life. I'd somehow managed to become a fully qualified pilot (full ATPL) and had even paid off the debt I had from taking my Intergrated course. Things are good now although I do have periods where I kind of get lost in my head trying to piece together what the hell happened during those 6 years. For example I've got a couple of scars on my face and burns to my side just below my ribs that I cannot explain. I find it all beyond troubling. Thankfully fucked up me picked a pretty awesome career.

>>687736433
Fuck you

>>687735338
I got upskirts of a friend of mine the other day. Very excited about it. Was going to steal some panties from her a couple months ago and had the pair I was going to steal in my hand when I thought better of it.

She was wearing them when I got pics lol.

Im virgin v.v

I like pizza with pineapple

>>687736528
How much acid were you dropping?

One time I watched a livestream of this father who let some guy molest his kid for 4 years. No regrets

>>687736299
>>687736338
Not true tbh I just wanted to see how>>687735993 would react

Soooooooo...

I work at a really good family company.
One of the owners came in recently, has 2 kids, married to a veteran. Hot as fuck.

I'm a married veteran, probably not even close to in shape. She just recently started coming around after a long time.

One day she replied to a company email I sent with her phone number... I brushed it off as just a signature. She also seemed super interested in learning about me during a company lunch. This week she gave me a really expensive gift from her husband's company. I figured "oh she gave everyone in the company one.." so I scouted, nada. Wtf?

FFFFF I hope she's not trying to come on to me or win affection. This will put me in a super awkward position. Do not want, I love my wife and my child. I wouldn't ever hurt her. I love my job. I get paid high amount of money and don't have to do much.


TLDR: This rich bitch seems to be trying to reward me/coax me into her side piece, I think. And I don't want it. I keep getting those vibes though.

What do? I'm sure women come across this more than guys do. I'm a guy in this apparent position.

I do have dreams of cheating on my wife but I would never want to do it.

>>687736528
oh look it's this shit again.

This is why you people won't get pics.

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>>687736237

>>687736756
oh shit didn't even see that kek

>>687736756
Which then led to
>>687736441
and
>>687736678
lmao

Every time someone I know talks about women being attractive I fucking lie and act like i know what they mean.

I caught one of my students watching a livestream of some guy letting a dude molest his kid for 4 years, but I didn't say anything.

i almost molested my cousin when i was 13

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I became a gold digging whore. Now I'm set up for life. Having a pussy can be such a gift.

>have boyfriend I kinda like
>only 7/10 at best lookswise and kinda goofy/nerdy
>everyone tells me I can do better
>mostly just a sex/casual thing
>decent fuck
>didn't really know what it was he did for the first few months
>just knew he made good money
>he tells me he works in petroleum engineering
>"lol what is that?"
>one of the best paying jobs in the country
>Damn..
>check his bank statements
>6 figure income
>doubt he wanted anything long term
>afraid he might leave me eventually
>use pins to poke holes in all of our condoms for about 5 months
>he doesn't suspect a thing
>finally success!
>shotgun wedding
>Now chill at home
>$80k a year allowance
>Audi R8 all paid for/.

Been married for 4 years now and I don't plan on getting past 6. Already spoken to a few lawyers who all want to handle the divorce when I decide the time is right. I'll make so much from him I'll be set up for life by 30.

>>687735993
>>687736237
wow you guys should meet up irl and exchange stories probably some place private to you can swap stories

>>687736639
Pics?

I lost my virginity to a escort

>>687735993
>>687736237
>>687736441
>>687736678
>>687737222
kek

>>687737289
tits or gtfo

Not gonna greentext, too late for that
>inb4 I cant

Was fucked up one halloween, friends of friends came out with us. I didn't know them well. One skinny model chick was drinking and dancing with wife and I. She went from zero to wasted really fast. I am kind of taking care of her cuz fit 6'4'' and can haul 100 lb model chic around pretty easily

time for us to go home, we get in the lyft with me and her and wife in the back seat in that order, I had my hand around her shoulders. Decide to sneak hand into her shirt, feeling her up, groping tits and playing with nipples, she is out.

Wife tells me to knock it off (shes wasted too), I ignore, keep going, its hot.

Her friend is in the front seat chatting away with the driver so I am good.

I was distracted by her tiny little titties and realize conversation has stopped

look up, her friend is staring right at my hand down her friends top feeling her tit..

She looks away and starts talking to driver again. She looks back and I meet her gaze again while obviously groping the tit now, her friend looks back at my hand, my wife (asleep against window), and back at me, she runs her hand up my kilt (costume, halloween remember) and mouths "I like that"

fast forward home.

Front seat girl takes her into house, and asks me for help getting her into the guest bedroom. Wife goes in and goes to bed. I get model chick to guest room with front seat and front seat starts rubbing her tummy and says "hey lets get this costume off of you"

I start to get hard, she starts to pull her shirt off.

model chick goes to pull her shirt back down, front seat tells her no, don't worry about it we will make you more comfortable

model chick realized im in room, tells front seat its ok and grabs the blankets and wraps up. Front seat shrugs, I go to bed, fuck wife hard and loud

in the morning (I wake up early as hell) I go out and front seat says she liked listening to me and wife fucking. Wife gets up shortly after

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>>687737202
are you a gay???

>>687736756
Truthfully I thought it was a cash post ( mostly because I've learned to live with it)

>>687737289
You people disgust me, the parasites of our society! What if men did that to women?

>>687737600
>tl;dr
what happened?

>Get girlfriend pregnant and marry her sexy ass
>I've been sending fake bank statements to my house for years now.

>>687737677
>What if men did that to women?
women usually never have good money for us to take.

>>687737600
that was halloween, new years eve we all went out (with out model) and front seat bought wife several tequila shots. Then when wifey blacked out, front seat changed beds in the hotel (two queens) and blew me. So hot.
Great friends with her now

>>687737703
Beautiful

Once jerked off my friend while he was asleep.

>>687737837
And why is that?

>>687737289
You know how I know you're full of shit? I work in that same field and the wives never leave. The money is to good to leave. Also, he's fucking the cute slut at work. We hire single mom's to do paperwork and fuck.

I don't really discourage certain behaviors of my kids (pissing in the shower, never wanting to be dressed, etc) even though my wife has talked to me about it, because I think her rules are pretty dumb sometimes. I'm le married life so I don't have anything more interesting to keep secretive.

>>687737378
I told you no pics because of >>687736528
this stupid faggot and his bullshit

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>>687737468
I lost my virginity to an Explorer

>>687738094
Now that's *hot*

>>687737942
cuz they get pregnant and useless by about 17. no ambition and a great excuse to sit on their fat ass all day.

>>687737626
Fuck no, they're both shitters.>>687738094

I saw one of my teachers watching a student watch a livestream of some guy letting a dude molest his kid for 4 years, but I didn't say anything.

>>687738094
>Ford
real american right here folks

>>687737982
lol IKR. I do the same to my daughter. I am the worst influence sometimes.

My wife's son was molested by his babysitter when he was 5

>>687737837
My wife does. Got her pregnant and married her then I got laid off. She was the breadwinner for like 2 years. Awful feeling. Pride hurt so hard.

Then I stumbled into a job that turned into an IT job, high paying. She still makes a bit more. I'm working on it though. No IT training, just learning on the job.

I fucked my girlfriends ex-boyfriend.

molesta la brestas

>>687735338
A few years ago I used to fuck the female employees that worked for me. Hooked up with three of them, would fuck the graveyard girl when I gave her a ride home and then after work go home with a girl that worked during the day shift.

>>687739017
yeah IT is such a sweet gig. ughh need a job bad

>>687738677
I have four kids under six, so I figured it'll save a lot of effort to just ignore them until they get older and want to stop on their own. I'm usually the one that gets stuck bathing/showering with them anyways, so I'm not sure why that one bugs her.

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I used to blow my seven year old brother when i was fifteen

>>687739783
fag?

>>687736421
isn't everyone?

>>687739881
nah, i'm bi

>>687737600
so you felt some slut's tit and then went and fucked your wife? pointless story kys

>>687740362
bi guy?

I recently made $90 scamming and I plan to scam more

I used to be heavily into hard drugs but was never "addicted"

Some people I know/knew have died and it hasn't really affected me at all

I carried a loaded gun in my coat pocket for about 6 months last year

>>687735338
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out but the worst thing I ever done I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this hua hua hua huaaaaaaa and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience and then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

I taught a friend how to swallow cum as a teenager.

she was very eager to learn

>>687740566
forgot to mention, if someone pissed me off i'd back the gun out just enough for them to see it and they'd stop

In 2015 I lived in my car of half a year. I was working at the time but saving money on super expensive rent at the location where I was working. I would sleep in a sleeping bag in the back seat and park the car in areas where it was out of plain sight. I showered at friend's places and packed light.

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I once fucked a retarded girl at my school. Here's the story:
One day, I was walking around the school's "Retard Alley" when this spud named Mindy shows up. She always did have this thing for me. I always took it as a "We freens nooow" thing, but she wanted some cock. I found this out when she cornered me in an office a day later. It was abandoned, in the back of the school, and she was sitting on a desk, naked, fingering herself. She jumped at me, and somehow, I decided "Fuck it" and dropped my pants. She bent over and I rammed in her ass for about 5 minutes before I finished. Then she put her skirt back on and sat there. Bell rings and she leaves. I forgot my phone. I come back after school to get it, and I find my lock screen changed to a nude selfie. And a pile of cum on the teacher's desk. Pics? Here ya go you sick fucks:

>>687740202
Not like I am. Nobody I went to high school with knows one true thing about me. I dont trust shit

>>687740434
i am in possession of a penis

I proohecized this bullshit.

>>687741085
they know your name, faggot

>>687741134
you still blow guys?

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ive had a fucked obsession with my sister for years, since i was around 12, 18 now
>we used to kiss and play "grown up" as kids
>she grew out of it, i never did, i went to an all boys school so never had much of a chance with girls unless they were around my neighborhood, only had one girlfriend until i was 17
>could not shake off my obsession with her, was really lonely all the time, thought maybe i could kiss her while she was asleep
>developed an even stronger obsession for her whilst she was in an unconscious state
>for years id grab her body all over while she slept, jerking off while doing it
>came in her hair every other night, would be tired going to school every day because i'd stay up til 2 in the morning so i could make sure she was completely out
>would pull down her underwear and fuck her between her ass cheeks (only if she was in the right position for it, i wouldn't move her too much while she was sleeping)
>for years id try it on with her subtly but she never showed any form of interest, id take any chance i got to place my hand on her or have her accidently brush her ass against my hand
>i have hundreds of pictures of her sleeping
>nothing is easier to cum to than the thought of her

i want nothing more than the fuck her senseless, that's my secret

I helped with a makeshift scouts organization when I was 13-18. I lived in a nudist community and I assume the real scouts didn't want to touch that. Not really important to the story, but in case anyone was wondering why we didn't have actual scouts. Anyways, some older guy involved (mid thirties, married, no kids) was diddling boys and I was the one who reported him. He got sent to prison for a myriad of charges and someone offed him in there. I feel a bit of responsibility for his death, but I don't know how to feel about that.

>>687741493
vindicated. justified. pleasantly surprised. horny

a good friend of mine fucked a girl he knew that I had strong feelings for.

He graduated from college as a programmer, eager to make some fantastic games. He has the knowledge and drive.

I have the connections. I have a cousin who married someone at Blizzard and he once told me he'd seriously consider any name I threw his way as long as they had the credentials.

I will never give him my friend's name, and my friend will continue working asshole jobs.

Because he's an asshole.

I took my cousin's panties and jerked off into them one time at her house when I was 12. Pretty vanilla though.

All light will one day cease to exist, take every chance you have.

This was about 2 years ago. I was suicidal, and after doing research, I figured inert gas asphyxiation would be the best method. I had the hoses and a mask. I just needed some helium.
I bought the tanks at a Toys-R-Us.

>>687741656
>good friend
>asshole
pick one

>>687741346
i give fucking amazing head

>>687741966
nice dubs

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>>687735338
Put lightsaber up poophole, made of plastic parts so top half broke off. It's been 4 days now.

>>687741966
stop you're making me blush

>>687741954
at the time he was a good friend. The indication implied the betrayal of trust.

Someone never got his GED. good luck in your composition class at the community college when you get tired of flipping burgers in your mid 40s and you get passed over for promotion by another teenager .

>>687741656
So you're the reason WOW is shit

>>687741198
Well thats true. My face too.

>>687742199
holy fuck

>>687741966
So you got a Kik?

>>687742360
I'm not a god damned brazilian and I've never bought a god damned full level character. I learned my classes

>>687742263
you're right. Diploma looks better on a resume anyways. best not to make assumptions when you're this retarded and easily offended.

>>687736914
what do you mean "this shit again"?

is this some kind of famous story on 4chan or smth sorry i'm out of the blue

>>687742717
People always make up stories about how LSD skipped 10 years of their life or shit like that.

There was a girl at my school who was autistic, but we hung out sometimes because at least she wasn't fake. But I can't even call her a friend really because I blocked her phone number, avoided her in the hallways most of the time, and was just overall shitty to her.
Then recently, she died.
Didn't attend the funeral or anything. The last time I saw her she was rushing to get home.
I still have a friend request from her on Facebook that I never accepted. It's kind of messed up but sometimes I feel like accepting it kind of as a joke.

>>687743093
accept it and delete her again. for old times sake

>>687742717
this is stale fucking copy pasta
You must be new here if you don't even know what "oh look this shit again" is

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I want to bang my sister so fuckin' much

I "starred" in pizza from an early age (earliest I remember is six) until I was thirteen. My uncle was the one who forced me into it with a slew of lies and threats that I somehow believed. I feel uncomfortable around certain kinds of men now, but I think I'm mentally fine now besides that. I know you faggots probably want to know more, so ask whatever and I might answer.

>>687743093
How did she die?

>>687741479
please post more.


more detailed stories, best stories.

ages of her you have pictures and of what

>>687743372
>uncomfortable around certain kinds of men
what kind of men?

Had sex with both of my ex bf's dogs (yellow and black lab)

>>687743093
wait until she haunts your dreams, the dead will visit you. i've seen it.

>>687743372
hell yes we want to know more

would an enthusiast recognize your work?

>>687743658
nice

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>>687742588
so many dubs

also, posting my kik on /b/
pic related

>>687743697
You're acting like he keeps up wit the scene kek

>>687743639
Usually bigger guys, hairy, unkempt. The kind that are likely to get kicked out of bars for being too drunk. Just trashy guys overall, luckily people I don't encounter frequently.

I ate an ounce of mushrooms years ago. At the time I was growing them but didn't know anyone where I lived so I didn't want to sell any of them due to the risks involved.

It was my day off, I was alone and I said fuck it, I'm going to trip. Originally I only weighed out an eighth and intended for that to be all that I would take. I started coming up and having a great time so I kept eating them out of the huge storage bag. I ate every single one. By the end I thought I was going to die, I was thinking of calling the hospital, I was sitting on the toilet with the trash between my legs thinking I was going to vomit and shit at the same time. Tripping my face off.

Having visions, seeing myself do things that I wasn't doing. Eventually I puked a little and went into the room and laid down while listening to music. I came down and was fine.

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>met this chick online
>got her to like me
>got gf while I talked to online chick
>fucked gf and proposed
>while I had fiance I would trade nudes, have phone sex and skyped with other chick
>3 years into relationship I got bored with fiance and broke it off
>now with online chick
>she moved in and talking about getting married and having kids
>she doesn't know I was with ex gf and I convinced family and friends not to bring it up

I feel bad about it and I do love her. I haven't even thought nor do I want to cheat on her like I did with my ex. Now I live with fear that one day she might find out.

>>687741479
please post more, stories of your favorite nights pleaseee.

also you could post a few pics.... no way to know who it is

I sucked my own dick a few times.
i don't know what to make of it.

I cum into my friends sister shampoo when I stay the night

>>687743697
I'm not sure what you are asking exactly, but I've seen posters that have posted pictures of me on here. I don't know how widespread the content is, but I was probably in over a thousand videos over those years. Dunno how much is circulating though.

Every time I'm in a social situation I feel like I'm bombarded with other people's thoughts and that my thoughts are completely exposed for other's to tune into, and that usually results in me thinking very disgusting stuff unintentionally.
Nobody has any clue other than I'll react strangely to what they see as absolutely nothing on occasion.

I stole a pair of my friends grandma's panties once

>>687743372
After all that how is sex for you now? Are relationships hard for you? Are you male or female?

>>687745229
>grandma's panties
kek why?

>>687744938
when I'm not outright stealing their panties, I take pictures of my friends dirty underwear/bras. I have a whole bunch of pics of dirty panties because my friends often leave laundry baskets in their bathrooms.

It's a fetish of mine.

None of said pics on this computer.

>>687745073
That is textbook schizophrenia.

>>687743372
most intense experience at 13?

had sex with my sister when i was 21 and she was 14.

havent cummed as hard since.

>>687745368 #

Young and horny

>>687737480
I guess we'll be seeing this on r/4chan tomorrow

>>687743372
Did you do anal? Did you do anything with other boys? Were girls involved? Anything kinky?

>>687745379
I've done that. Also came into clean panties a couple times

Once when I was taking care of my sister's dog, I got really horny and rubbed his peanut butter/banana dog treats on my dick and let him lick it off. I'm also severely allergic to dogs so my dick itched like crazy afterwards. Didn't even feel good tbh.

>>687745414
Aye, on the flip side I'm able to completely recognize this fact and still be even more rational and level-headed than my peers. It's more like slight brain damage that I have to tolerate, like perceptual hemorrhaging.

>>687736433
MODS

>>687745543
how did that happen, was she a virgin? describe the experience

>>687745560
Are you dumb

I want to kill him before he kills me.

>>687745661
I prefer dirty panties to cum into. I do occasionally leave my cum in panties she'll wear, very good feeling.

when 17 home alone beers weed with gf long story short she end u getting fucked by my dog
she love it and we did it every chance we get after that

>>687745813
>are you dumb?
I guess you're saying that because I said "we'll" be seeing it tomorrow right?

>>687745966
Learn how to type English

>>687745937
I chose clean so she'd have my cum in her

>>687745862
get out now while you still can

>>687745784
>how did that happen

im kind of a perv. got her talking about sex and showing and got the ball rolling.

> describe the experience

we had messed around for about 2 years but she'd never let me put it in, as she'd always stop me. then one day she didnt, and i took my sweet time and put it in gradually. finally mounted her missionary and it went in completely. came the hardest ever moments later.

>>687746133
No, because actual good shit goes on there

>>687746212
sorry east eu faggot here

>>687736528

Alex I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500.

>>687746237
I get it but I like to rub her scent all over me, and my own scent on her panties.

I've done this so much that we now scare a scent that idk if she notices, but I smell a little bit of her on me, and she smells me in her panties.
and a few bras lol

>>687735338
When I was a kid I lived in some shit apartment with my family. Literally no kid in any of the apartments would play with me. Everyone would skate and when I'd show up, they'd just shove me to the floor. I even got shanked with a sharpened piece of wood. Anyways I found a box of nails left over from some construction workers. I would go around to the kids' parents parkes cars and wedge nails under their tires. Eventually I'd just do it to any car there. I was responsible for so many flat tires that summer. I'd stake out the kids just to see who their parents were and then strike at sundown

>>687746369
>reddit
>actual good shit goes there
I hope you're being sarcastic and I'm just too tired to see it

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Even though the signs were obvious i lied to fuck about my fur faggery to everyone....even when shit was this damn obvious. Thank god i have lazy parents. And also dont live with them anymore

>>687745698
kek
never know until you try

>>687746289
There is no way out unless I move far away from here, and even then I'll have to keep moving.

>>687745736
I have the same.

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>>687746237
used to work with my dad as a general contractor

work in house with high school aged girl

long story short i still have two pairs of her panties, and i returned one pair full of cum

sadly, they don't smell like they used to

>>687746785
My dog rubbed peanut butter on his dick once and I licked it off. He goofed me hard lol dumb dog

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>>687737289

>>687745623
bumping for details, come on man

>>687746541
Lol I gotch you. Want a chance to get a hold of the lotion she uses for her face

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>>687746571
Your secret is that you didn't keep your fetish a secret?

I brought Google cardboard so I could watch porn. Don't buy Google cardboard to watch porn, it's not worth it.

When I fuck my wife I'm thinking about her daughter (my step). It ok though - I mean she's 14 so it's not weird or anything.

>>687736528
i had a buddy who lost 7 days from acid lol he's as straight as an arrow now dont' even think he drinks or smokes pot anymore

>>687735338
sometimes I actually like OP.

this however is not one of those times

>>687745698
maybe you were allergic to the peanut butter?
fingers crossed

when i was 20 went to a nude beach with gf we went fucking in the bushes and some 40-50 y old guy follow us and start jerking off we called him over and my gf gave him a handjob while i fucked her he was playing with her tits

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>>687737600

>>687747035
they never do, tragically. That's why you have to keep stealing more and more panties.

At this point in my friendship I'm sure my friend knows I steal her underwear.

Whenever we hang out she'll usually go to the bathroom to slip out of her jeans and into some lazy pajama bottoms. As soon as she came out I'd go and every single time she'd have some nice warm, soaking wet panties waiting there for me. Right in the middle of the room, not even in the basket. I loved it. Rubbing her pussy juice all over my cock.

I cum buckets so I have not yet left a load inside her panties for her to find.

Maybe one day if I can empty myself enough lol

I helped my ex gf get fucked by a dog and suck off a horse

>>687746906
It's pretty crazy, even though it's easy to dismiss as confirmation bias, seeing thought interference when in a room with genuine interference is always fun.

>>687747415
Nope. Been allergic to dogs ever since I was a wee lad. I remember pinching my dick's skin really helped the itching tho. Way better than scratching cause I think it spreads the saliva or something.

>>687747229
The secret is that i didnt keep my fetish a secret but lied and kept it a secret. And that is my secret

>>687747660
room of genuine schizophrenics*

>>687747417
Your gf is a disgusting tramp!!! and so are you by association, sorry fella

>>687736879
milk her, faggot

>>687745236
I haven't had a girlfriend or sex and I'm a guy. I guess relationships are hard or I just haven't met the right girl.

>>687745453
They forced me to do shit with younger boys and girls, so meh. Most memorable was when I got tied up and gagged, and they forced me to jizz so much that I shot ghost loads. I remember it mostly because my dick really fucking stung.

>>687745623
I never took a dick, but I got fingered and they made me masturbate with random objects up my ass. Some girls were involved, but most were boys. Kinky shit happened because pedos are mentally ill. One of the earliest I remember was being diapered, and my "dad" started to change me, then he ended up blowing me and jizzing on my bits.

>>687744408
quit takin it so serious anon. I mess around with like 3 girls at once and as long as i don't propose or anything it isn't "cheating".

>>687747652
please tell me it was at the same time kek

>>687737289
>>687737981
This is actually true but you do get the dumb guys in the field who decide they want a divorce b/c they want to marry the cute slut at work i know 3 guys my entire time who have infact made this retarded move lol. one did it twice and is married for a 3rd time think he pays close to 6K a month in child and spousel support

i have a diaper fetish

>>687747646
dude what

she fucking knows

hit that you autist

>>687747660
that usually happens to me when i'm really high and in a group.

My brother keeps rubbing his dick in my asscrack and jizzing in my hair when I'm asleep

>>687747933
Unfortunately not.
She sucked off a horse in the stables she had a mare in, and a friends dog while we house sat.

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Ive lied irl so much man....so much to people to not get jailed or booted man

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>>687739059
Damn nigga you gay

>>687740841
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Thank you for this.

>>687747860
what general area of you from? i am intensely curious

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I do stuff to look cool:
> use a fountain pen
> own a mechanical keyboard
> run Arch Linux
> listen to music I don't like

>>687747812
well it was not like we where crazy in love it was more of a sex relationship we just did nasty shit together

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listen OP, i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k [Open] ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight

>>687748377
Which fountain pen do you own? or do you have a collection?

I've shared my wife here and one picture got reposted on Reddit and motherless and imgur it has almost 32k views.

>>687735338
I genuinely think YouTube poops are hilarious.

>>687740841
this is from a movie

>>687748377
i laughed so hard, thats the shit you do to look cool? you just baited the fuck out of me

>>687748712
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Kill yourself lad

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>>687736639
literally the same story for me.

>>687741479
You sound like me before I left home.

>>687745073
Weed helped cause a similar problem for me. For several months I was legit schizo. I spoke with everything and everyone e in my mind. I took the idea to a level I don't think normal people ever take it. Basically, we are all one mind made to think it's separate. The separation is an illusion. Schizos are possibly truth seers.

>>687740985
WHERE IS THE PIC YOU FUCK

>>687740841
its bugging me which movie but its def a classic

>>687748342
I'm in the western US. I'd give my state, but there are court/arrest records that can be used to identify me if some retard decided to play detective.

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>>687748545
fake Chinese Parker sonnet (don't use).

<-- and that (Jinhao X750 with zebra G nib, both blued by me)

Really want my mom to suck my dick.

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Ima gay furry in the US airforce. Wew arial gunner!

>be 17 at a party
>friend and his 15 girlfriend there
>friend pass out
>fucked his girlfriend
>did it many times after that
>feelsbadforhim.jpg at the time
>years pass i can see he is just a pice a shit
>no regrets any more kinda happy
>he never knew
>also she say he was smaller and not good at fucking
>i know they all say that....

>>687748144
Same.

>>687748879
Pretty much, but now thanks to acid and nitrous everything's just a station you can tune into, including the conventional normal reality that is good for functional purposes.

>>687744729
TELL ME HOW

>>687749063
i'd love to talk to you privately somehow, if you're willing to share with an asshole on the internet

>>687748843
P
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>>687748017
I'm afraid that saying something will ruin the fun we have honestly.

To tell you the truth I probably have stolen well over 50 pairs of panties from her alone over the years.

>>687736528
>>687736421
samefag

>>687748780
>>687749041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5whaRkuipU

I'm a girl who slept with a girl who has a boyfriend. I should feel bad, but I don't.

>>687747860
>I never took a dick, but I got fingered and they made me masturbate with random objects up my ass. Some girls were involved, but most were boys. Kinky shit happened because pedos are mentally ill. One of the earliest I remember was being diapered, and my "dad" started to change me, then he ended up blowing me and jizzing on my bits.

tell us what you did with the other children. Could you get enough of an erection to penetrate the girls?

>>687749928
yeah yeah we've all heard the song go fuck yourself

>>687749427
I don't really talk outside of 4Chan, sorry mate. We could nigger up a makeshift chat on omegle if you'd like, but I don't feel comfortable with anything else really.

>>687749393
So great.
These patterns are always (T)here but certain drugs help you see them.
I kind of want to know what society would be like if psychedelics use was a part of school curriculum. Maybe we would all reach a greater level of understanding together.

>>687749408
stretch. im chubby, tall, and have an average sized dick, but I'm flexible, and that's all it takes

>>687750162
What song? I was serious.

>>687740841
The goonies ahahaha

>watched porn and jerked off with a friend lying on the same bed shoulder to shoulder
>mess around with 16y cousin i was same age
>early morning with friends walked near by small burger shack someone had break the small door at night probably to steal money we ended up going in and steal bubble gums chocolate bars and all kinda sweets that we can carry shit was cash

I returned to this site after trying my best to stay away since January because my life needs better direction, but all my real life friends are turning into completely arrogant fuckers who refuse to acknowledge they came from humble roots. I'm getting phased out and I can't even get more than 1 word replies when trying to talk to them anymore.

>>687750577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FdwUGwasck

turns out there's a song by the same name by katy perry I heard this one first though, so this one.

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>>687735338
I sit in my tub with a shotgun when I drink, for easy cleanup. I can't pull the trigger though.

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>>687735338
The Shrek movies are actually some of my most favorite films of all time. Except the 3rd one, the 3rd one was kind of gay.
>fucking end me

>>687736433
Absolutely disgusting, get the fuck out of here you dumb faggot.

>>687749097
Lol I had the same pen except black(kinda greenish actually) and gold. It was branded as "Bulow" tho but it's actually just a Jinhao.

>>687747879
Thanks. It's just I don't know how she will react if she finds out.

>>687740841
Chunk????

>>687750352
you'd prefer a face-to-face chat over some of the encrypted chat apps available now? that seems odd

>>687751016
Oh. Well, that song sucks. But I guess I lived it. whatever.

>>687748712
its ok. i do too

>>687750130
We pretty much did the whole spectrum. Lots of group oral and masturbation, though. I remember my dick being too small and I just rubbed it against them, but it eventually got big enough. I did anal with both genders and vaginal with girls. They were young though, so sex was tight and painful for both of us. I jizzed in a few but I don't really know enough about fertility to know if I should be worried about that. None of the kids had hair or noticeable books, but I remember some of them having sorta puffy nipples. Dunno if I have a kid out there or not.

>>687736879
>I get paid high amount of money
this is all bullshit

I have two young Thai boys (13) who live with me and my husband. We suck their cocks and rim them until ours are rock hard and then we fuck them until they scream..

>>687751393
I meant omegle text chat because it doesn't require sign-up and I don't have to worry about you stalking me if it goes south.

>>687736879
Do the right thing. Tell ur wife how uncomfortable this makes you which will give u more reason not to cheat. Plan b: threeway

>>687751935
i'm thinking you were one of the Beaverdam boys

kinda figured they'd end up on /b/ eventually

>>687752189
oh all right, i'm down for that

>>687735338
I once verbed a noun. Not just any noun.

An adjective noun.

>>687752476
Eh? I've never heard of that, so I assume not.

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>>687747860
>>687751935
jesus. I'm not sure whether to pity or envy you

have you seen any of the vids you made since? You must be curious sometimes

>Dunno if I have a kid out there or not.
almost certainly not, if that's any comfort. Even sex between adults only has a 1/30 chance of producing a pregnancy, and at 13 you probably had a much lower sperm count than an adult. Besides, I'd have thought even if one of the girls did get pregnant they'd get an abortion.

>>687752750
You can just use 4chanfag as an interest and I'll go look for you now. Hopefully no one else uses it.

>>687753373
People have posted pics (dunno if screencaps from a video or just photos) of me on here before, but I haven't seen videos. Judging by the pics I imagine they are out there though.

>>687753775
rolling for fun

>>687754183
you're not curious? If it were me I'd want to see them - after all, you probably can't remember a lot of what happened at that age. I'd hate the thought of not knowing exactly what had happened to me. I'd also want to know exactly what was out there, being watched by other people.

Maybe that's just me though.

>>687753775
I connected to someone who says they are you, hopefully they are.

>>687755043
yep, that's me