>>687725914
So are you saying because I am a shota enthusiast, I'm under pedo-watch?

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>>687725914
>including 4chan and loli threads

trap threads too I hope, Detective.

this is now a loli thread

>>687725914
Nice try fbi.

How do I get a job spying on people?

Do you take pics of me fapping with my webcam?

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>>687726216
Everyone who posts on 4chan or the 8version is recorded as a deviant and potential sexual offender

>>687726595
trap threads not so much. transgenderism is a real known medical reality. some people are born in the wrong body.

theodore roosevelt (who started the NSA) was a known transgender.

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>>687726764
>How do I get a job spying on people?

We don't hire Mexicans, I'm sorry.

>Do you take pics of me fapping with my webcam?

Only if you're Alpha Omega threat level 9

>>687726969
wtf faggot. how u know I'm Mexican?

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Nice try you loch ness monster

>>687726969
I'm sure for little things like 4chan there are millions of IPs recorded. what good does it do?

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>>687726969
>>687727184
>>687726764
samefag

>>687727184
>how u know

You write like a dirty beaner.

>>687725914

What happens to all the IPs that are recorded, a shit ton of people post in loli threads, what do you guys do with them besides record them as "deviants"?

>>687726969
alpha omega threat level 11 here
Roast me

>>687727454
im only half Mexican faggot

>nicetry.jpg

>>687727279
>what good does it do?

It is systematically sent to local police, and they in turn start to monitor your internet traffic locally, then they get a warrant to confiscate your electronic devices for Cheese Pizza pics

>>687727348
Incorrect. Nice try, bro.

>>687727613
>alpha omega threat level 11 here
>Roast me

Your name is Allan Davis. 37. Caucasian.

You collect Japanese Teenage Girl computer games, some of which are illegal in the U.S.

Your boyfriend works for AT&T

You've been shooting up heroine since the 60's, when you were found raped by a gang of Blacks

Back then, your name was Robert Paulson.

You were a hero.

>>687728020
Everyone called me Jim

you literally posted this thread a couple hours ago saying you were in the CSI but people informed you that the CSI dont record IPs. lol /thread

>>687728020
0/10 confirmed fake NSA employee
Rev up the chainsaws

>>687728245

We are watching you, Thomas.

You know too much.

>>687727474
record the ips then get in on the fapfest

>>687728020
Who am I?

>>687728316
Prove to me it's fake. I dare you.

>>687728655
It's none of my business.

>>687728655
Mallory Jennifer Hunt.

You sister is a soccer player.

You're super religious and you have a phobia of snakes.

>>687728020
>>687728655

If you don't reply with who I am then we all know you're a faker.

>>687725914
how many fetishes did you develop while spying other people?

>>687728860
LOL incorrect. My name is Ryan, dipshit. Kys

>>687728712
Because none of it had anything to do with me you'd at least mention something that would shoot me if you knew shit

Good thing I only browse the fur threads

>>687728860
How About me?

>>687725914
i have tons of pictures of dead bodies and murder scenes from best gore

>>687725914
You know nothing about the NSA or life for that matter you sad piece of shit. Quit making role playing games on /b/ for attention.

>>687730000
well if Quads says so.

>>687725914
is your first name Edward, last name Snowman?

>>687725914
last thread you said you were CIA.
there's an art to trolling.

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>>687725914
so, are they recording you rn and youre gonna get fired? congrats OP, you fuckin played yourself

>>687730948
>Former NSA worker here.

idiot.

>>687728860
do me

>>687729021
>LOL incorrect. My name is Ryan, dipshit

Tricked you into confirming it's you on the computer, Ryan.

This will help in the subpoena and federal case against you.

Please wait until the van arrives.

>>687730000

We got you now, Tony.

>>687726827
And thank you for saving me the trouble of taking this thread seriously

>>687730362
>last name Snowman?

lay kayk

>>687725914
I worked at the NSA, I used to sit next to NSA.gov years and years ago.

I was in L3351 in the basement of OPS2B, CTOC.

>>687731247
Your name is Sandra. Red head. Gorgeous. 22.

You need to stop passing up on all the boys and girls, thinking you're better than everyone.

You don't want to grow old alone, do you?

Consider a lesbian marriage with Tonya.

She has a secret crush on you.

Also, you will get very rich soon.

t.ex-NSA

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>>687731457
H-how?

>>687731503
>And thank you for saving me the trouble of taking this thread seriously

This is the homosexual behavior that makes it difficult to hang out with you, Ryan.

You need to stop it. For your own good. Please.

Do me, fag

>>687731860
>H-how?

Remember that folder you thought you erased?

I'm looking at it now.

Jesus Christ. Your family is going to be devastated when they see this in court.

>>687731860
he got lucky?

>>687732027
>Do me, fag

Bill...Clinton?

Holy fucking God. Mr. president, this is T718A, code red omega 9X3Ka.

Sir, I may be retired, but I have to warn you, this is in fact a honey pot thread for pedos and losers.

Please, Mr. President, erase your browser history and take your Clonazepam. Asap!

>>687725914
What do you know about me?

>>687732055
Fuck you. This shit ain't real. Tell me something else then faggot.

No fucking way do me
>>687732752

>>687725914
first name Edward, last name Snowflake? I'm onto you Kunt, You're the guy leaning on the basement wall, fedora strategically dipped below one eye, your scarf is apricot, a trench coat covers your raging 3" boner you got when you started this thread. RIGHT?!?!?1

>>687732752
sorry, dude. this photo was taken a while ago. No offense, not sure if you're legit, bit shaken up.

>>687732752
You know you can buy those online?

Lets see your community badge. For those that do not know, a community badge gets you into the NSA, CIA, DIA, Pentagon, and a few other places.

Fuckin do me

ITT:
People that believe faggot OP.

The NSA doesn't give a fucking shit about pedos, that's FBI territory. NSA is about spying and sabotage.

>>687725914
why are you a pathetic lying faggot?

>>687725914
So does my-I mean my friend's posting pro-Trump content on /pol/ put me on higher priority lists? Asking for my friend

>>687733177
with fear, people believe anything.

WHO AM I

Hey NSA, who am I?? I need to know because I don't know

>>687728020
who am i papa

>>687733107
Bend over

Oh shit then you must know my name if you're legit, you can't possibly be lying. What is my first name??

>>687733594
A faggot

>>687733825
fuck how'd you know >:(

>>687733295
dumb americans believe anything

fixed that for ya

do me faglords

>>687733904
thx d00d

>>687733884
I know everything, as I have access to all of your files.

You tend to talk to other faggots on a regular basis, fap to faggots, and are in an anime club with other faggots.

>>687733999
check'd and do me

name "detection" is fake, first of all OP doesn't have access to that info unless he's very high up on the list. Second of all 4chan doesn't willingly hand out user info without a janitor or moderator flagging your content down as illegal.

Prove me wrong faggot. My name is so uncommon you wouldn't get it by guessing.

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>>687726969
Nigga that's a dude.

>>687732393
>What do you know about me?

We know everything about you, Edward.

We've been watching you a lot lately.

We want to recruit you.

If you want to help us save the world, look up at your ceiling and give a thumbs up.

We'll see it and come pick you up.

Are you ready for your new life, Snake Eater?

>>687734115
im not OP.

>>687734135
Your name is Tyrone

>>687734085
wow. ik its fake but shockingly correct. anything else?

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>>687725914
>>687726827
>>687726969

L> roast

>>687725914
>Former NSA employee here. Ask me anything.

Of all things to lie about, why this?

Do me

>>687734290
You spend an embarrassing amount of time on Steam

Do me, tell me everything.

>>687734284
I said uncommon, falseflag poster

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So, for all the people who use mobile browsers with dynamic IPs, or anyone who uses AT&T, do you just load all of the posts made from those addresses and prosecute one individual?

Because I'm pretty willing to believe the NSA is that stupid.

>>687734526
More specific.

>>687733177
>NSA is about spying and sabotage.

Wrong. That's the CIA.

The NSA is responsible for national security within the U.S., including cheese pizza and deviant websites like this one.

Your IP has been recorded.

You're new here, aren't you Rob?

Welcome to the database. We'll be hacking your computer to see if you have anything illegal.

>>687729021
ayy I'm Ryan too, bro

>>687733223
>So does my-I mean my friend's posting pro-Trump content on /pol/ put me on higher priority lists? Asking for my friend

We do have an alt-right file with everyone who posts pro Trump and what we deem to be anti-establishment terrorist activities

Yes. The short answer is yes.

b8

>>687734492
Your name is Anthony Fantano.
You're a white male, 30 years old.
You're married to an African American woman.
You make a living by stealing the ideas and charisma of your roommate, Cal Chuchesta (who is a low priority suspect due to a few incidences of illegal pornography being accessed).
You are a faggot.

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>>687734614
Say my first name next

>>687734595
I'm not him, but AT&T no doubt records who was using what IP at what point

Why AT&T, tho? Are they known as anti-4chan?

>>687725914
Anything? Mr. Nsa cut or uncut?

>>687734858
Brennan

>>687734853
HE's the needle drop?

>>687734614
I'm guessing your on multiple computers and your replying to yourself, if not what my name?

Say my first name, please.

>>687725914
By visiting this thread I'm under FBI surveillance

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>>687735035

Wtf how

If you can guess my name and my favorite hobby is, I'll finger my asshole without lube.

>>687734614
Say my name, faggot.

>>687728020
>37
>shooting heroine since the 60s
these trolls don't even try anymore

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>>687734595
When you access a website with your mobile device, all of the data on your phone is saved on the server, including every single call you've made, every single text you've sent, and every single photo or video you've taken.

We know everything about you. Every single detail of your life, from the moment you were born.

We are always watching people like you who access websites such as this illegal site, 4chan

>>687735316
If thats actually your name, then fuck me lol, I guessed.

>>687735445
Say my name, Bait Faggot.

>>687735445
4chan isn't illegal, cp is illegal.

>>687725914
what do you have to say about me
and what happened to me on the morning of Jan 5th 2016

>>687735445
Wrong, faggot
Services that are encrypted you don't have access to, such as iMessage.

"Access a website"

That doesn't even make sense. And there's no universal backdoor that can be run from a website. Maybe a cell phone tower, but not a website

4chan isn't illegal

Either bait or you're retarded

>>687734982
>Why AT&T, tho? Are they known as anti-4chan?

AT&T is owned by the sister in law of the board of director president of Leddit (not the owner, but board of director president).

So, yeah. They are trying to shut down the chan sites, to increase Leddit revenue via proxy combination growths.

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>>687725914
Do me fag
I got a Hundo you won't get my first name correct

>>687735445
>illegal site.
well if its illegal why still here (besides the obvious fact of great place for data mining ie let black market stay so you can see the people that use it)

>>687735445
Wow I've lost interest.

>>687735445
U have sauce on her? She is perfect.

Say my first name if you're not bait

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>>687735572
Thomas G.

>>687735705
the anthony fantano thing he said earlier is bullshit, too. thats a famous youtuber.

>>687725914
Can you tell me my name?

>>687735786
Christopher.

>>687735786
ill double that hundo

WHO AM I OP

>>687735869
Wrong, Faggot. You are truly bait.

If ur real who am I?

Do me

More proof? Do me then, if it's what will prove it.

>>687735705
>Services that are encrypted you don't have access to, such as iMessage.

Is that why I literally have all the pics of Jessica on my computer right now, Dennis?

Jessica would be so mad if I posted her pics online.

Never fuck with an NSA ex agent.

We can access every single device in your home, even your motherboard of your security system in the house.

We can destroy you...

...or make you rich.

Work with us. Join us and we can help you.

If you want to join, just put a red dot on your front door tomorrow by 4pm your time.

We'll know your answer.

We're waiting for you...hero.

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>>687735445
Not really how servers work buddy.

Think I wouldn't notice a sudden huge data output surge every time I clicked a link?

How long do you suppose it would take at the average wifi speed to upload that kind of information?

That's just silly.

WAIT DO ME DO ME i like this game

>>687736253
>Anonymous 06/03/16(Fri)23:11:03 No.68
If this isnt bait, I want some info on me. Do it.

>>687735814
>well if its illegal why still here

Duh, because the new owner is Japanese, so the NSA can't touch him all the way in Japan.

He's out of our jurisdiction so we can't shut down the chan.

Hiro is on our terrorist list.

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>>687735998
Try again
>inb4 Yankee
>inb4 west coast fag
Where's my money

>>687735850
Google "Ava Keading"

When this is all just b8 cus he can't say who we are

>>687735850
Her name is Bailey Jay. Google her nudes.