>>687725782
neat. lose some flub though.

It looks retarded
What the fuck made you get that?

>>687725782
Can they tattoo abs on you too?

>>687725782
Not a very good tattoo, but a very well done one

>>687725782
6/10. Rate mine

at least yur bra wont hide it

>>687726999
ha!

chek'd

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>>687725782
terrible/10

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>>687725782
6/10. Rate mine .

>>687727323
did you put the shapie in your pooper after you made this?

>>687725782
>girl runs screaming from the room right when you were about to finally get some/10

>>687727323
I agree with your tattoo 0.3/10

>>687725782
they look cool, just the canvas they are on is fucking fat!

>>687725782
Aw man why'd you do this

>>687727181
This seems smart. No arguing over who has to be the gimp, this guy has the mark.

>>687727323
allahu akbar?

>>687728578
you haven't seen the mighty boosh have you lol

Man boob's /10

Pro tip : Lose some weight to get rid of them tits

>>687729097
No. I always avoided it because its just british tim and eric, and that kind of "comedy" is shit tier. Thanks for making me remember either of those shits.

>>687729532
Why? There are fatties who are proud of their moobs.

>>687725782
ridiculous amounts of fail

>>687725782
i want to tit fuck you

you fat american pig

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>>687725782
5-6/10
>not a 5.5
I still kind of want a Link health bar, maybe a Runescape health bar?

>>687731928
A tattooed asshole. Wife material for sure.

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>>687725782

>>687731775
6/10 looks nice tho.

>>687725782
well this is probably the most retarded thing I've ever seen. Enjoy never getting laid and by some miracle you do, have fun getting laughed at for a shitty tattoo and probably having a small dick.

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>>687732172

>>687732899
probably the only got piece here in this thread so far, i'd give 8/10

>>687731727
I don't get the point of it other than being edgy but it's very well done.

8/10

>>687733061
that must have hurt

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>>687725782
>Not that bad actually.

honestly I would say 4.5/10 it would be higher if it wasn't for the excessive blood, it just takes up so much more space than it should with the blood.

>Fuck my opinion though it's on your body.

15 hours over 3 sessions. First three hours were never bad, but the final 2 were always miserable

>>687732886
Tolkien would've totally never stopped throwing up at seeing this, I'm quite sure.
Bravo for your painful asshole tissue get.

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>>687733867

Another one

>>687725782
Dude this is lame as fuck

>>687725782
Looks well done.

>>687725782
tattoo idea is crap. the actual end result is really well done though. high quality execution of a terrible tattoo

>>687734227
looks like bad cartoon drawing

>>687732886
The one ring? Kek/10

for the few people here that actually do have tattoos. how do you decide on them ? i've been wanting one for 10 ish years but i can never make my mind up on what to get, sure i've had ideas but... you're supposed to like it for the rest of your lifetime, i just doubt so much i never get it done.

>>687734850

Google 'American Traditional tattoos'

>>687726722
Kekkity

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>>687725782
Which one? That gay ass one around your neck or the one between your big ole tiddies?

>>687725782
Im 6' 180 (Kinda chubby) but my man tits are as big as this guys. Wat do? I dont want to wear a sports bra or anything

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1/2

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>>687735590
2/2

>>687735434

How the fuck are you chubby at 6' 180?

>>687733867

This is me at 5'9, 185

>>687725782
you gotta die from shotfun to the chest
make sure that's how you go

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Text tattoos are fucking stupid.

If you know what Pharaoh's Horses is, this is my Florida rendition

If you think tattoos are supposed to be, "meaningful," fuck right off.

>>687733061
Saw the helmet and assumed it was marvin the martian.

>>687734227
8/10

10/10 without the gay ass quote

A bit weird if you are going to fuck someone but it is really cool

>>687725782
that´s terrible

>>687735590
>>687735696
Dude. No.

>>687736307
>If you think tattoos are supposed to be, "meaningful," fuck right off.
yeah why get tats of something you like or as a reminder of a person when you could get random meaningless shit you get tired off after 6 months

>>687736325

It's a streetlight manifesto tattoo. It's a lyric from their song, I got it with my best friend. (Who I actually met on /b/ 7 years ago)

>>687736480
Not a fan of the Ripley scroll?

>>687736542
>random meaningless shit

You're such a cuck. Tattoos weren't intended for that. They're the ultimate expression of having someone judge you on your character as opposed to your appearance. Not for your stupid fucking Blink 182 lyrics or Final Fantasy reference.

>inb4 edgy

>>687736307
Cool tattoo, sorry you live in Florida. Your statement is ironic because obviously your tattoo means something to you, being about your home state

>>687737231
>They're the ultimate expression of having someone judge you on your character as opposed to your appearance

so you agree they're supposed to represent something inside you or something you've dealt with. a.k.a character. and not simply appearance. i don't know why you're arguing with yourself

>>687737231
underage b&

>>687737388


congratulationsyoureretarded.png

No, it's because I like the Pharaoh's Horses design and have a florida themed arm.

Sorry I live in Florida? You're probably a left wing cuck that lives in some shit hole. Fuck off you pretentious pre teen minded cuck.

>My tattoo has deep, personal meaning.
>Still show it off to everyone just to seek validation
>Get pissed off when people don't like it.
Deep meaning my ass, that's what people say to defend their shitty tattoos that others don't like.

>>687737870
Not that anon but sorry you live in Florida my dude. I'm a far right wing fag from CA btw

>>687737753

No, they represent the fact that I don't give a single nigger's dick that you look at people with tattoos and assume they're dirty. I got all of mine because I wanted them, they're well done, and I don't care who thinks differently.

I'm not some Tumblr crazed 17 year old cunt who needs to show off her tattoos and tell absolutely everyone what the fuck they mean.

>>687737231
>judge you on character as opposed to appearance

>by adding some shit to your appearance


lol

>>687736561
>Gay as fuck matching tattoo
>Met "best" friend on /b/
>Likes shitty music

Kill yourself

>>687738423

Sorry you live in CA, you can't own a sweet gun because niggers ruined it.

>>687737870
>Whole arm of Florida tattoos
>Lives in Florida
>B-but it doesn't mean anything to me! I'm so hard and edgy!

Teenage FL trailer trash. The libraries stay open this late in Florishit? Or you stealing neighbor's wifi?

>>687738600
Dubs speak the truth

>>687738440
i really don't get it. again you say you don't give a shit about other people and said you wanted them regardless of others...

that's EXACTLY what i've bene saying. if you get them for yourself and it's not just some visual for people to gawk at it HAS to be something that atleast has some meaning to you personally otherwise there's no point. why do you keep disagreeing with yourself ? are you ashamed that you have feelnigs ?

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>>687738440
Everything you just said sounds like someone who desperately wants attention.

LOOK AT MY TATTOOS. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS.

You sound just like a hamplanet bitch wearing clothes too small for her or a fag at the pride parade.

Speaking of which, you seem obsessed with black dick. That didn't come from anywhere but your subconcious

>>687725782
More like fattoo! Amiriteguys??

>>687738848
Not that guy but that "Florishit" quip invoked some cringeworthy 12 year old humor.

So what state is your dingy trailer home located in faggot?

>>687738848
>tries to imitate me
>probably has shit tattoo from cousin's friend
>probably still lives with mom and dad

No the libraries aren't open, I'm actually in my apartment in Egypt Lake Leto that I pay rent for every month with the money that I make from my job I earned with the degree I earned with all the scholarships that I earned from when I worked hard in school.

>>687731928
What does that even say

>>687739397
>Shit happen
Kek

>>687739561
kek.

>>687738600

Yeah, best friend is female. It was obviously before /soc/ existed and they had a faces of /b/ thread and we turned out to work in the same mall. We've been best friends ever since and she took me to my first concert shortly after we met. We took a road trip to Orlando, and it was to see Streetlight Manifesto. She's honestly part of my family now.

Hell, my girlfriend left me last month before my birthday and she threw me a fucking party. Sorry you don't have anyone like that.

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>>687740127
I'm not sorry, I don't need anyone like that.

I have a fiancée because I'm not some ever longing friend zoned beta bitch like yourself.

Cheers on the shitty tat though. I'm sure your slut friend shows it off to all the dudes she fucks.

>>687739800
Shit happen

>>687741233
>I'm not sorry, I don't need anyone like that. I have a fiancée

i see you like putting all your eggs into 1 basket. goodluck eating yourself up when you have relationship problems instead of having 1 or 2 close friends to talk to. (ask any married couple there isn't 1 out there WITHOUT problems

>>687741233

Yeah, you're a retard.

>>687728697
That's a symbol for Buddhism you /b/tard

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>>687741583
>Avoiding marriage because of the fear of problems.

Spoken like a true beta.

Bitch you've got way worse problems than I do if you only have 1 or 2 friends to confide in. The best of those friends being some dumb femanon camwhore that you met on /b/.

Just stop man, you're a depressingly pathetic individual.

>>687741583
>>687741829
Yeah, you're a samefag.

Go on and prove me wrong with ms paint. I'll wait faggot

>>687742227

Yeah, >>687741583 isn't me. It just seems that other people believe you are retarded as well.

>>687742227
i think you have me confused. i'm not the person you replied to , just someone with a brain. putting all your life and all your strust in 1 persons hand is just stupid. you need family of friends as a safety net incase it fucks up. which it most likelly will.

>you only have 1 or 2 friends to confide in.

if you're LUCKY, do you really think all those people around you are real friends ? no, you only have a few at most. they others are just posers who bail the second you have problems.

>>687742495
Eww wtf...

>>687742637
Oh please... you put all your trust in mommy while you mooch off of her from the basement.

Protip: you don't get to count her as a friend

>>687725782
0/10

>>687742561
Excellent proof, get btfo pussy

Just remember, you have a matching tattoo with the bitch that's got you locked permanently in the friend zone.

That's the real epitome of retarded.

>>687742386
you already made it clear you've made up your mind regardless of any evidence like a true idiot. though i do agree that posting screenshots doesn't prove much.

if you REALLY believe you have more than 1 or 2 real friends than i really hope you don't have problems anytime soon or you're up for a wake up call

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>>687742988

Yeah, I live on my own, not to mention my mom is dead.

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>>687735696
>sideways and backwards
>weird font
>thinking i'm going to decipher that
>mfw

>>687725782
It's like you somehow thought you weren't unfuckable enough before.

Then again in your case I doubt it'd matter.

>>687735140
You take an idea that means something and just do it. I have 5 tattoos and If i thought too hard i wouldnt have gotten any of them but I love them all.

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>>687742637
>>687743292
If you REALLY believe I don't think this is a samefag even though you're spouting the same beta bullshit while pretending to be 2 different people then you're in for a wake up call. Kek

Check out pic related. In the end if you have the mental fortitude to believe in yourself than it won't matter how many "friends" you have anyway dumbass. Born alone die alone, every one of us.

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I got this close to 8 months ago.

photo was minutes after it was done

>>687725782
Cool tat, but fat.

>>687743356
Typical edge lord response. Disregarded

>>687736542
I think my dad said it best

'If you get number 12 off the wall ill fucking kill you'

>>687744149
2/10 you forgot to get the Jedi nigger tatted on there.

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>>687744165

Yeah I'm the edgelord, saying we all die alone and quoting Dale Wimbrow with his shitty A.A. poems.

>>687744548
why would I want a nigger on my leg haha

>>687744019
i'm up for a wake up call because a stranger on the internet doesn't believe me? ehm... sure buddy ? you're right that's alot more eye opening than having a ruined relationship and nobody to talk to about it.

pic related in retarded btw. sure in the END you're alone but you're not during the entire journey. nobody in this world accomplished shit alone.

>>687744575
We do all die alone

You know how I know you're still the edge lord though? You actually know who Dale Wimbrow is.

I just posted that shit because that other moron seems to only value status in life based off how many "true super bestie friends" he has.

>>687745134

One of my exes was an addict, they shove Dale Wimbrow down your throat in A.A./N.A.

Not to mention

>>Being educated
>>Edgelord

kek

>>687727181
Fuck yes mighty boosh

>>687739561

dude.... why are you trying so hard to seek the validation of people on /b/?

>>687725782
not like you had to worry about a girl seeing you with your shirt off anyways I guess

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>>687734239
Fuck your tattoo, let's see them noodz

>>687744716
But anon, your whole life is a ruined relationship...

And you're the only dumbass here claiming that I'm alone in my life with all my "not real" friends.

Just because you carry such an emo demeanor through life doesn't mean everyone does. Wipe off the eyeliner and grows some balls pussy.

Get out of the friend zone and make that bitch with the matching tat yours. Then it'll be slightly less gay.

>>687745367
>Dating addicts
>Being educated

Pick one, top fucking kek

>>687725782
Sweating tits 0/10

>>687736307
10/10 I hate Florida but that tattoo is dope.

>>687745668

You're talking to the wrong guy, yet again.

And I have no interest in dating that girl. At all. It's actually beta to want to fuck every girl you know. I can fuck any girl I want, why the fuck would I do it with my best friend and fuck that up? That's retarded.

>>687745668
i don't have anyone with a matching tat ? you really think the entire internet is the same person don't you ? especially if they don't share your views.

i don't even have tats. but i see you have everything figured out yet with your incredible genius. makes me so sure you'll be happy without any friends as you suspect

>>687745663
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw them

>>687745949
>Talking to the wrong guy

Next paragraph confirms I'm talking to the same fucking guy.

>I can fuck any girl I want

Not that bitch who dumped you and not the bitch with your generic gay ass tattoo. GG

Holy shit you're actually retarded...

Any tattoo artists here? I have some sleeves I want completely covered in black. I have a friend with the equipment but I need to know what is the absolute darkest, blackest ink and how do I get my hands on it if I'm not affiliated with a tattoo shop?

>>687746487

Your original post was talking to someone other than me, so I responded and corrected you because I have a brain and realized you quoted the wrong person.

Your fat shit fiancee is going to fuck your friend while you're working 12 hours at the steel mill, have fun.

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Got this done not long ago.

>>687745949
>>687746097
One of these two faggots (probably both of them) is that faggot with the gay ass street lamp tattoo.

Otherwise you wouldn't be vehemently arguing your position in life and rampantly samefagging.

>>687746732
I gotchu fam, I got that ink and I'll do all them tattoos for $60. I did some sick work on my cousins friends uncle, I'll see if I can find a picture.

>>687746934
> being that gay for cereal

>>687747014
Not what I asked. But thanks for playing.

>>687746815
Don't worry, your hand will never cheat on you. Just stick to that you scared little bitch. We don't need any of your down syndrome little offspring running around.

>>687727323
Is it upsidedown?

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>>687725782
Heart-wrenching
Disheartening
Heart-breaking

Pick one.

>>687746487
>Next paragraph confirms I'm talking to the same fucking guy

ehm... how ? i'm the
>>687744716
>>687746097
>>687736542
dude. i've said nothing about any friend. and yet that proves i'm the anon that has that close friend?

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>>687747471

Dude, this guy is either the world's worst troll or literally mentally handicapped. I can already imagine him with his shitty soul patch and beer gut.

>>687744716
>>687746097
>>687736542
>>687747471
Samefag

>>687747924

You know, the funny thing is, those ARE all the same person most likely, because none of them are me.

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>>687747883
>World's worst troll, he had you eating buckets of bait for an hour or so.

Very nice

>>687747924
... i just confirmed myself i did those psots to clarify i'm not theo ther anon. are you really this retarded ?

>hey annon i posted this this and this.

> OMF HUR DUR he posted THIS THIS and THIS he's a samefag

well... yeah ? i just tagged my own posts so you could discern me from the other person...?

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>>687748062
Everyone who isn't you is the same person.

It's the illerminaty

>>687748281
That's the point newfag

>>687739397
10/10/10/10

>>687748507
now i kinda feel bad because you' obviously are retarded. don't feel bad anon, i have a cousin with autism i know he can't help it, he's even a nice guy once you get to know him. it might be the same for you

>>687747380
>>687747883
>>687748297
When you get trolled so hard you break out the 4chinz autism picture folder

>>687742495
okay graphic design, bad tattoo.

>>687748797
Not the same guy, keep projecting though. Your autistic cousin has a cousin with autism too.

>>687749104
Kek, fucking savage

>>687749104
ok buddy :D

>>687748797
>>687749560
Samefag

>>687726999
checked and keked

>>687749560
Rekt

>>687749701
well... yeah ? both are me. your point ?
muahaha if i can prove to people he posted once before in this thread my superiority wil lbe established."

is that what' you're going for ? or is anyone only allowed 1 post per thread ?

>>687749104
SAVAGE
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This was a sk8board on my wrist, stick n poke with my ex. Consulted a shop, said they'd fix it up proper for 160 bux

>>687725782
OMFG
Seriously, not a single remark about the fact that that's NOT where alien rips out from?!?!
Fucking summer underage faggots.

>>687725782
Man, I really love the Aliens franchise, I really do... Even Prometheus with all the sad fucked up mistakes they made... But really, to the point that it's something that will define you for the rest of your life? A fucking gorey tatoo that basically says you fantasize about being raped (yes, that's the subtext) by a space monster? That's what's literally drawn over your heart? Geebus...

>>687744149
Sick!

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8/10

>>687749942
Superiority was established once you swallowed the hook my friend.

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>>687750954

>>687727181
Boosh, Boosh, Stronger than a moose
Don't lock your doors or we'll come through your roof top
Stop look around take your mind off the floor
Because The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit RAW!

>>687751134
That's a nice statue of someone reading one of your posts.

>>687751578
sick burn friend.

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This is mine

>>687752388
Que pasa

>>687725782
thats not where the alien pops out of a chest though, they pop out right about the solar plexus

>>687725782
looks really dumb, really well done, but really dumb

>>687725782
nice moobs

>>687747631
>why do atheists think god doesn't exist while this tattoo proves god's power?

>>687731775
Personally not a style I'm crazy about. But it's a dope concept for that look and it looks super well done. Had to make it into the artists portfolio.

>>687735783
I'm 6'2 at 175 and i look similar to you lol

>>687732789
And gynecomastia. Don't forget about the tits.

>>687732023
Get a minecraft health bar

>>687732899
Awesome detail. Even in the lighter part, like where the hand is holding the sword, looks awesome. That had to take some serious chair time.

I was going to say 8/10. But I check'd your dubs, so I'll say 9/10

>>687742495
Is good.

>>687752388
cool man i like it

>>687742495
That's pretty cool. I dig that look and I've never seen another tattoo like it -- which is probably my favorite part about it.

>>687725782
Shit
>>687727181
Shit
>>687727323
Shit
>>687731775
Alright just not my taste, well done
>>687732899
I dig it
>>687733061
I can dig it
>>687733867
Absolute shit, fuckin cringy owl
>>687734227
Shit
>>687734239
Too much black and too dark, noice though
>>687735590
Shit
>>687735696
Shit
>>687736307
I like it
>>687739397
Youre a faggot
>>687742495
Fuckin wut
>>687744149
Cool if youre a bitch
>>687746337
Shit
>>687746934
Lmao why
>>687747631
Noice
>>687750195
Shit
>>687750719
Shit
>>687752388
Ehhh
>>687752636
Shit

and you ask yourself why you're still virgin

>>687732886
My sister has that exact same tattoo

>>687732899
9.2/10.2

>>687756539
kek. good on ya.

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>>687725782
Cringe/10