Sims thread.
Share your sims and sim situations. I made Robbie Rotten from lazytown and Cr1TiKaL sims. I have Robbie locked in a shed and I'm waiting for him to die
>>687719268
What are you 15?
>>687719268
Cr1tikal pissed himself and at one point refused to shower.
The bathroom isn't blocked and nothing is broken I have no idea why
>>687719733
No I'm just not very creative with what to do with my sims.
>Get Bustin' Out when it's released for some reason
>Look up cheats because I just want to build dope houses
>Only money cheat I can find is "enter X code and every day somebody will phone and give you money"
>Buy random shit until broke, guess I have to wait for that call
>Sims all get hungry
>They que in front of the fridge, first one opens it
>BWA BWA BWAAAAAA! "You have no money for food!" popup message
>Sim sighs, steps aside, and walks to the back of the fucking line
>Next sim steps up
>Can't make them fucking stop, can't turn off free will
>They do this THE WHOLE FUCKING SIM DAY
>Finally someone calls
>Gives like 200 simoleons
>Each family member immediately makes a platter of pasta and spends all the money
>Quit game and don't play it again
It was pretty shitty anyways t b h f a m
>>687719268
who should i make
>>687721310
Cobra Commander
>>687721310
A gorrilla then have him be shot
>>687721310
A JEW
>>687721310
A pedophile
I could never really get into sims
I'd make a guy, spend 2 hours making a perfect house, than just make him fuck some chicks for like 20 minutes before losing interest
>>687721310
Dat boi
>>687721856
I'll do what I can
>>687722022
this too, I'll combine them
>>687722361
What should his name be
>>687722886
Bump
>>687722886
Dat boi
>>687723060
>>687720493
>Bustin' Out
lol console
>>687722181
>>687723371
I had sims on PC at the time, not idea why I bought that. I only played it on PC thereafter
>>687723516
any ideas for clothing?
>>687723801
Gimp suit
>>687723801
10/10 effort
>>687723943
I don't have that
>>687723997
thanks!
hows this?
>>687724100
Just a speedo then
>>687724676
without the glasses he reminds me of beast boy from teen titans
>>687724947
>>687725298
Oh shit waddup
any other traits I should add?
>>687725526
Autistic
Paranoid
Lazy
Stupid
>>687725853
close enough
This is actually an interesting thread. >monitoring
>>687720493
Bustin out was the first Sims game i played haha as a youngin. I liked it but Sims 2 PC holds most of my memories, and some of Sims 3 the last great.
>>687726379
give him long hair?
Here Comes Dat Boistein
>>687726626
hit accept before I saw this, I'll change that now
>>687726626
>>687727238
Make him a janitor
>>687727318
how
>>687727470
In the game but eventually make him get fat and receive autsimbux
>>687727847
alright will do, but first moving him into his home
>>687727847
>>687719268
>get Sims 1 first sims since Sim Tower
>so excited, not only to try playing the game but to make houses and fun stuff
>hear from friend about ghosts
>holy shit I want to see a spooky ghost
>killed a family
>scared the shit out of me because I had crossed that uncanny valley
>no ghost
>made another family
>made another family
>realize there's an easier way to do this
>same kind of person, 8 times
>male kid default was chinese kid in soccer uniform
>named every single one of them Chan
>no longer have qualms about murdering man woman or child.
>most efficient method unlocked
>pool party
>no ladder out
>soon I realize I no longer care about ghosts, but I want to build a grave site to rival Norway.
>I killed about 80 kids every day
>ghost appear on the site
>I don't even care
>literally the property is flooded with ghosts at all hours of the day, hundreds and hundreds of these dead chinese kids
>>687729495
zozzle
should we make a friend for him?
>>687730154
Chinsim 2 the electric boogaloo
(make a friend named Chinsim)
>>687730481
YES
on it now
>>687730481
fuck it I'll post the rest
>>687730900
lmao goddammit wrong pic
>>687731001
>>687731096
the end
>>687731168
That was beautiful thank you for sharing
>>687731602
you are very welcome. Chinsim is one of our sites oldest and most amazing stories.
Chinsim wip
>>687732329
>>687731168
Aaa and saved. Thank you based anon