So we gon' do anal later?

Send nudes

I find your mom extremely attractive but not as your dad though

>>687718477
Nice first try too

>>687717018
This is a bad idea and you know it. O.P
You're such a faggot

>>687718511
cheked and god bless that dub

On it but not in that order, les do this

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>>687718511
OP deliver you fucking faggot

>>687718944
Wasted dubs

>>687719228
I want to fuck you in the ass while cosplaying hitler

>>687719455
Fucking yes

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It can't end this soon, dubs limit expanded by another 3

Here’s the thing. You said a “trilby is a fedora.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you should too. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “fedora family” you’re referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like myself. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people “say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?” Let’s get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too

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>>687718477
>>687718511
>>687718944
>>687719455
This is now a Get Thread

Listen here you chubby bitch, ive put up with you being fat for far too long.

I bought 7000 goldfish as bait, can I keep em at your place?

I'm sorry I'm high as fuck right now banging this girl Lindy

>>687719988
Winzip

Babe, I have something to tell you. Its hard for me to say this but..... I'm autistic

>>687717018
i miss u and can't wait to pee on you

Can you help me clean my oven? It smells like burnt Jew.

I fucking love depeche mode you dumb slut

Would you let me sniff your shoes?

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>687720299
Check these:)

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Yall might wanna ring her back in with something normalish haha

I've decided to become a Scientologist.

>>687720360
If only

>>687720381
Roolz

Honestly given the rules to the thread due to OP's actual feelings for the girl. I didnt expect this much potential

>>687720444
Wait Damn I'm a fag. Wasted like a cuck.

I thought it would be a good idea to experiment sexually, so I fucked a dog.

>>687720444
Yo you fucking got it tho

I'm going to need a blowjob later tonight.

>>687719971
Reroll.

>>687720444
REKT
>>687720500
Do i have to send my own post?

>>687719971
Rolling for this as well. Do it, OP.

>>687720710
Against rules

He's busy right now. ;)

We need to talk...

>>687719971
Reeee Roooolllllll

Can you call me Sarah from now on? Lol, jk. ;) ;)
Would you be okay with that, though? Haha.

>>687720299
OP you better tell her you love depeche mode this second

>>687720822
Rip waste

>>687720865
Rollan.

>>687720822
I'll do it but correcting for accuracy

>>687720927
It could cause some entertaining trouble.

>>687720407
Stick 4 fingers in my ass next chance you get. Dont tell me its coming, and from this point forward i will act like i don't really want you to do this, but do it viciously by surprise. Please baby, this is my ultimate fantasy.

Tell her you have chlamydia

>>687720843
Roll

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>>687719971
reroll...

>>687721020
Rollin rollin rollin

Turtles make the cutest sounds when they fuck.

>>687721112
I think he said no fat shit

OP rules are rules, she's finding out tonight that you fucking love depeche mode

>>687719971
Roll

>>687721333
TRIPS GOD DAMMIT OP

>>687721333
Do it, OP.

>>687721333
I guess now it's legit, but I'm gonna try to lure her back into the conversation

>>687721020
Re rollerino

Babe don't worry, I'm just a little high, now gotta go Sarah just pissed in the fountain and it looks oddly satisfying.

Say: Hi

That will get her good

>>687721259
You're right. I didn't even read the rules.

>>687721259
Fucking gayest rules, just read em.
OP IS A FAGGOT

>>687721512
Way too far man come on

>>687721488
BRO

>>687721566
bruh

Op is a faggot
Sage.

I wish you would ram a big black nigger and send me pics

i use cum as shampoo for my hair

>>687721773
My cum is shampoo

>>687721747
"I really need to tell you how much I love depeche mode"

Fucking kek

Shes gonna think your twacked on lsd

Make America great again. Vote for trump!

pls put on a strapon and fuck my sissy ass, well i call you big daddy

Im just super drunk hun in sorry about all of this nonsense. I just joined the military, i think i made a terrible mistake :(

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make this

>>687717018
Babe I want you to eat mozzarella sticks from my asshole

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Send picture and say "I think I'm bi. I still love you and your vag, but I would like this monster inside me. Thought I'd let you know."

>>687717018

You look like the most worthless, disgusting creature that I have ever had the displeasure of stumbling upon. Your face looks like what happens when you click 'random' in a video game character builder. You look like the bloated, disease ridden corpse of some fat, furry rodent that got run over by a car. You look as though everyone you ever enter a room with shudders and covers their noses because of the dank aroma that wafts from that mouldy cave between your thick, lumbering thighs. You are the epitome of grotesque. I bet when you went trick or treating you didn't even need a costume.

>>687723570
This. Roll and get

Hey, wanna go to Vegas and get married? I want to surprise my family with my soulmate.

>>687723722
ez dubs, lets go pussy

>>687723722
Holy shit

Next time we have sex stick a finger in my butt when I'm about to cum.

>>687723902
First off, roolz, second off she like wont respond at all so thread may be dead

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Oh fuck she back now

MY REAL GIRLFRIEND IS JOHN CENA

So there's something I have to tell you...

>>687724216
No shit, you sounded like a retard

>>687723654
Rollllllll

Baby I have to tell you that you should get yourself tested

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>>687724500

I'm gonna start collecting my little pony merchandise

>>687724652
This

>>687723722
reroll

did you know Hitler used showers to gas his buddies?

What are your thoughts on boiled wood
>roll

I tried smuggling a Mexican across the border by shoving him up my ass, turns out Mexicans really are shit

>>687724946
Roll

>>687717018
show feet

>>687724946
Rerolling