>Claim your celebrity thread
>Rumer Willis
>>687715653
her face is tiny, i thought it was one of those shoops for a second
>>687715653
>herpes lip
>>687715806
>>687716502
fuck you get the fuck outta my thrad
>>687715653
NO! She is immediately and permanently banned from all consideration for possible fucking for two reasons:
1.) That stupid fucking name of hers
2.) Her face looks like a cinderblock
>>687716602
>>687715653
1 who is this
2 tell me this is shooped hahahahaha
>>687715653
is it opposite day?
>>687715653
OP why does your waifu look like Sarah Jessica Parker?
>WHY THE LONG FACE?!?!
>>687715653
Chloe Bennet
>>687717311
Its not shooped.
She's bruce willis' daughter.
She got her dads face and her mums head poor lass.
>>687717311
No. It's a mix between Demi Moore and Bruce Willis.
>>687717311
>>687717374
>>687717386
fuck you your mother is a bull dyke
Biel is mine
>>687717761
My mama is a Saint!
And your daddy left your mother for a nignog
>>687715653
Your waifu is tiny face box head?
Elizabeth Olsen for days
>>687718124
Finally, someone with good taste.
>>687718124
Literally a frog
>>687715653
this is shooped right?
i mean no one actually looks this retarded... right?
>>687715653
Jackie Chin
>>687718503
who is this asshole?
>>687715653
Yo wtf is wrong with her?
>>687715653
Iggy. Would chop off both my legs to taste that asshole
>>687718250
No! Overrated as fuck! Only marvelfags loves her because she was on Fantastic Four.
>>687719141
but marvelfags hate fantastic 4
Emilia Clarke, shes a goddess.
>>687715653
Nice b8 Faggit
Ariana Grande is my woman
>>687717029
thos goy os obsolotoly corroct
>>687715653
her face looks shooped
who wouldn't want a blowjob from this perfect creature
Sky Ferreira. Literally the best waifu.
It's science.
>>687720084
Yeah and you could nick her bag of meth after she ODs.
>>687719596
mmm yes imagine her sitting on your face looking down at you
I'll take Jordan Hinson
>>687719400
fuck yea bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlg1Y_n_YMU
>>687718250
yo she looks like something stinks REALLY bad
Lauren Cohan for me
>>687721293
I think shes hot usually but that's a terrible picture of her.
Her face looks like shit.
>>687721371
How did you even make that assumption?
>>687715653
She should have been a son.
>>687721584
her face, obviously.
>>687721584
Her face is smelling
>>687720363
kek, but Sky doesn't do meth Anon.
>>687721584
she's straight up just not pretty. she looks like a dog soaked in water standing in a garbage can with that face. idk man
>>687715653
I fantasize that I'm having a 3 way with rumer and her sister. Then bruce kicks the door down and shoots me in the back of the head. As I bleed out I see him standing over me. He bends down and gets in my face and sa
Miranda Kerr
>>687721781
Really? Maybe her mother drank while she was preggers? She has the FAS face.
>>687722071
wikifeet fan detected.
>>687717874
I would have sex with her
>>687721870
>>687721706
>>687721727
So basically making shit up. Shes a product of a industry is beautiful because shes paid to be. You're ether baiting or just pretending you have high standards.
>>687722577
She is* muh bad.
>>687715653
Her face died hard.
>>687721410
Kinda looks like a lizard
>>687715806
wo wo wo
It's not a shop? Oh my fucking God
>>687722577
What a fag. Telling others their opinions of beauty are not so. Fuck off
>>687722286
No, look at Maisie from GoT. That's the FAS face. Sky has the face of a Greek goddess.
>>687721584
Her hair looks like magnetized spaghetti inside of a neodymium orb
The lwed anon here? Wanted to talk to him..
>>687722973
she looks like every other trashy LA druggie
>>687722973
Maisie looks like an extra on Hey Arnold.
And I'd fuck her.
>>687721410
don't think she's gonna be dead this autumn...
>>687723146
agreed
>>687722953
> implying you wouldnt fuck her
>implying a opinion out weighs truth.
Someone paid to be pretty will be pretty.
>>687723146
>>687723253
Well, You have a right to be retarded, I suppose.
Your loss m8.
Juliette Lewis claimed
>>687722973
Sky has the vacant stare of a braindead knuckledragger.
I bet her IQ is barely above room temperature.
Addicted to this bitch. Keeps getting better with age.
>>687722973
>>687717402
>>687718754
Stsr trek chiq
>>687724488
sweet dubdubs buddy
>>687724082
You're going to need stronger bate, mate.
>>687724404
Hey Doveanon.
>>687725679
Hey.
1000 new pics?
>>687726081
Yeah found a link to a folder full of Sky pics, about 2000.
>>687715653
Trips i steal
My Celeb wachooo, excuse m-me, is m-m-my awesome M-Mistress Natalie Portman... h-h-her pl-pleasure and c-comfort is m-my sole r-reason f-f-for existence... I-I mean l-look at h-her... Sh-She's s-so beautiful... And I-I-I often f-f-feel l-like the luckiest g-guy in the w-world t-to have her...
>>687726289
Wow, nice.
Well, I'm going to bed. Goodnight.
>>687726716
B-B-Believe m-me she knows h-how beautiful she is and how she c-can h-have p-pretty m-m-much any m-man she wants... she o-often t-tells me this...
>>687726716
i-i-it would be my pr-privilege to k-kiss and wo-wo-worship your M-Mistress's gorgeous t-toes...
>>687726716
Cringeo loserface
Selena is mine.
>>687727219
Oh. Well, sweet dreams.
>>687715653
she´s the worst from both worlds between his parents
Always and forever
>>687715653
Here is my shitty shoop attempt.
She's got an interesting M.C. Escher things happening, so I tried to see what made the difference.
underrated celebrity hottie
>>687728845
>>687728564
the thumbnail looks decent but awful when opened.
>>687728932
>>687729088
>>687729190
>>687728932
Terrible calf tone. 2/10
>>687715653
Looks too much like her dad.
>>687729283
This guy knows what's up
>>687715653
i'd shrink her face, but it looks like someone already did
The world will never be this good to me, #1 of 3
This cutie.
Lizzy G is the one for me
>>687715653
Looks like she ran into a brick wall really hard.
>>687715653
That's fucked up dude
For some reason I'm just so drawn to Angelina Jolie as Lisa Rowe, she has that junkie charm,. sounds corny but it's true
>>687730118
The world will never be this good to me, #2 of 3
>>687729283
>>687730238
same fag
>>687715653
Claimed.
>>687715653
hhnnnnnggg
>>687730859
The world will never be this good to me, #3 of 3
>>687715653
Claimed
>>687731105
try again
>>687731323
lol saved
>>687715653
kstew claim
>>687731916
good one
>>687726716
K......k......kill yourself.
>>687731241
You keep it.....
>>687731413
not gonna lie she looks like garbage now but after she grows up and cleans herself up in a few years she gonna be a smoke again
plus she has greeeaaaat tits.. and i bet her crazy ass fucks like a champ
>>687718250
This is a man who has not seen the shitfest that is Marty Marcy May Marlene
Too slow faggots.
Claimed.
>>687727609
I-I-I know this is a-a f-favorite of h-her: t-to h-have a b-b-bull who worships h-her f-feet... I-I s-suspect she would w-w-welcome s-such attentions and as h-h-her everlasting s-servant I-I am constantly l-looking f-for n-new ways t-to please her and b-b-bring her more s-s-satisfaction...
>>687727798
I-I-I know I-I-I am utterly unworthy t-to b-be w-with this beautiful princess b-but it is wh-what it is... indeed good s-s-sir she tells m-m-me I-I-I b-better not cr-cross h-her in any w-way b-because she can sn-snap h-h-her f-fingers and in a m-minute have a m-much b-better m-man with h-her... I-I-I g-guess you could s-s-say her p-p-power over me is absolute...
Claimed.
Taylor m.
>>687717428
Little one on the left got trapped under it :^(
Claiming Katy Perry
Can't believe none of you haven't claimed her yet
>>687736964
nice tits
>>687735448
I-I-I also know that m-m-many m-m-men h-hate me because I-I-I have her... She knows she's great and I think she t-t-takes great pleasure in teasing and t-t-t-tormenting me...
>>687718876
Well, one might say she has won the genetic lottery from both her parents, who are universally considered attractive people
Demi Moore's dreamy eyes
Bruce Willis's strong jawline
If only she was a guy>>687715653
>>687715653
>>687722286
Nah she just does heroin dude
>>687738350
thanks bro. she was gorgeous before but now you made us all realize where her flaws are
>>687737660
I-I-I am currently undertaking the m-m-many complexities of p-preparing m-my m-mistress f-for h-her big Friday night d-date... she t-told m-me t-to fix her high h-h-heels properly as she is p-p-putting on her make-up ... She is g-going t-to m-meet one of h-her favorite Bulls and she is s-so looking f-forward to b-be pleasured by him f-f-for hours on end...
>>687720912
Step your game up famalam
>>687731916
Get away from my waifu
>>687740846
I will fuck you up.
>>687741064
I will just fuck KStew
>>687741565
Her mouth is open nice and wide
her hair is like a title wave or something
>>687739686
Sh-She told me I-I m-must w-wait in the closet until she r-r-returns... I-I-I j-just hope the b-bull is g-gentle with h-her, doesn't r-ruin h-her vagina, and leaves h-her butthole alone...... b-but I-I-I know s-sometimes m-my wishes don't c-come true and she c-comes home a complete m-mess and wrecked...
>>687741733
>title wave
>>687741825
she's a jew though
>>687741894
That dude has a rockin' body.
If no one else will I will
>>687742142
Ari a CUTE
>>687742258
nice feet tbh
>>687737660
this is a stuttering long con, dont fall for it anons,hic!
>>687742406
The best fampai
>>687726358
the photoshop in this pic is making my eyes hurt
Allison Scagliotti - All the fucking way
i win
she wont stop getting tattoos
>>687743365
have we seen her topless yet?
>>687741825
>>687742089
The Bull t-told us h-h-he wants her to dump me and live with him... B-B-But thankfully sh-she refuses and k-keeps on with me: it's j-just a l-lust thing w-with him... At th-this the b-bull sometimes g-gets very upset and t-takes out his v-vengeance upon us b-by treating h-her very harshly... she s-sometimes comes home s-sore and red... A-At this I'm doubly distressed and m-make sure I-I do everything t-to get her quickly healed up a-and whole again...
It will be always Emma Watson
>>687744178
fake :(
>>687743365
Nope. I win.
Caterina Scorsone
>>687744411
not enough cleavage on show, what changed?
I win
>>687744542
I posted the most recent pic I could find.
Don't mind me
>>687744772
i get it, I just mean she's usually showing off her body a lot more.
still fucking sexy though
>>687743693
wretched
>>687744273
Maybe but it's a nice one
>>687715653
OP, is this just a ylyl in disguise?
>>687739157
10/10 post
>>687744867
She tweeted a bikini pic not long ago, but the top was too tight and looked awful.
Meantime, the storefront reCAPTCHA is a fucking cunt.
>>687744878
really?
people in here posting crackheads and senior citizens and lawsuit-level plastic surgery mishaps and that's wretched?
nahbrah
I'll take Olivia, since no body did
And i mean 2010 Olivia, when she was in her prime
>>687745396
i fapped to that pic tbqh, McKayla is giving
>>687745587
She's got something on her face anon
>>687745587
wtf is all over her face?
>>687715653
She looks like Bruce Willis and demi Moore had a kid. The manliest of men with the manliest of women.
>>687745706
>>687745925
it's sperm xD
>>687745618
Okay, IYI
>>687746357
why is there sperm on your waifu's face dude?
>>687746538
IYI?
fucking hot though.
McKayla is gonna turn this into a celeb fap thread
but I'm not complaining
>>687715653
That jaw line... or lack of it. Her head looks like a tire.
>>687746708
"if you insist" xD
>>687715653
>Real women
>>687747102
ahhh, do you have more?
>>687741894
>Me want snoo snoo
>>687747212
Literally lifted them from https://twitter.com/McKaylaMaroney/with_replies
>>687722728
Kek... underrated post
>>687720084
Best waifu for some fuckin heroin after kurt cobain offs himself in her garage
>>687722259
Eyes are to far apart
>>687722276
Titties. Thats it.
>>687728564
Frightening
>>687724203
Related to Peyton Manning?
>>687715653
Not shooped
>>687737500
Everytime I passed the at and t store I got a boner
>>687742142
I would fuck the shit outta that first chance
>>687748006
cunt
>>687749628
I've been fapping to Sky for half an hour, I hope you're happy
>>687747002
I cant even. My fucking sides have vacated earth.
Fuck yall
>>687749782
yay
>>687719596
Fug you, Fine, Demi Lovato is fine too
>>687750027
get your tits out already!!
>>687750538
If she had Sophia Vergara tits it would be amazing
>>687750027
jewfu
>>687742142
>>687742385
The cutest
>>687715653
Is that a shoop?
>>687730694
totally get what you mean
>>687751352
Is Ari nude?
oh fuck yeah
>>687717029
I believe this is what you were looking for
I-I-I am c-currently arranging all of m-my mistress' sh-shoes in order the w-way she likes it... It's one of the m-m-many household chores I-I-I m-must do every d-day...
That jaw tho
>>687751977
She is m-much t-too important to b-b-be bothered by such t-trivialities... She, b-bless her soul, is in c-constant contact w-with other m-men on her phone... I-I-I understand how important this is f-for h-her...
>>687752546
Thus it is m-my r-r-responsibility to keep everything in order at h-home while she e-enjoys herself...
No milla?
>>687753964
Or kate?
>>687753964
she looks like she would eat me alive
>>687754110
If you mean slob on my knob sure
>>687754294
can I have a go
>>687752972
J-J-Just the other day I-I w-was outside her bathtub w-washing her feet, g-giving it the odd k-kiss I-I may add, while sh-she was on the phone s-sexting someone; she showed h-h-her boobies and other things to him... She was l-laughing a-and giggling enormously; i-it l-looked like fun... I used a h-hand towel t-to gentle c-caress and clean her feet... She's so precious t-to m-me...
>>687742089
Literally every celebrity you want to bang is a Jew.
either get over it, or avoid all media and entertainment.
>>687752357
>tfw i made a shoop eerily similar to this years ago
>>687754046
I almost claimed.
She's my #1 bang, but went with margot as wifey
>>687754469
At my knob or at milla?
>>687754473
You do realize no one's reading this drivel anymore, right?
>>687754751
Mila