what kind of girlfriend do you want
>>687705020
Jesse Slaughter
>>687705137
????
I want a girl who enjoys life and is comfortable in her own body
It's not like it matters though, I've accepted the life of a wizard and I'd only give it up for the right girl
One who loves me
Who is not so crazy about having sex all the damn time
one with a vagina
>>687706258
What? That's the best kind, why the hell would you want one that wouldn't want to intercourse? NIGGA you gay? Dammit, anon. What is with you. Seriously.
>>687705020
what's based mary's real name?
>>687705494
>zit above mouth
>massive zit on chest
0/10 would cross the street if i see that walking in my direction
>>687705020
THis one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8tx4huoqM&feature=youtu.be
>>687706155
I didn't ask for these feels.
>>687705020
any
>>687705020
One who will drop acid with me and is a new age spiritual
one with a pulse would be good
>>687705020
Blond
>>687705020
A dead one
>>687706491
Are u drunk
One that will tie me up and play with me
>>687705020
A real one. Pic fucking related.
>>687705020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuOLB_fEo2M
Don't want a GF, but a pussy would be nice.
One that smells good
One who will tell me everything's going to be ok with an assuring smile on her face.
>>687705020
A non-cucking, fine, blond haired, blue eyed aryan
one like this
One who will save me from myself.
>>687705020
girl version of me!
This
this kind
a
>>687705494
Isn't that Jessi Slaughter?
>>687705020
the kind that acts like my right hand, but looks and fucks like a hot slut.
An existent one.
One who doesn't play mindgames with me about the most trivial things.
like this.
>>687708903
>>687702070
GET IN HERE GIVEAWAY BREAD AT OVER 50!
>>687706764
thats a mole you dumbass.
I want a high test tall dark girl 6'+ with a rack, dick sucking lips, ass and a tiny waist, and cooking skills in southern soul food.
That's it, this is achievable right?
A girl who's the opposite of me.
my girlfriend, i love her so much.
>>687705020
a silent paraplegic with a huge trustfund
My ex
a real one
>>687710251
fugly lmao
>>687705020
plays video games, likes camping, fit and smart.
>>687710251
>i love her so much.
Goth grils
>>687705494
I'm thinking Arby's.
>>687708949
Hory shit. I've had pizzas smaller than dem nips,
>>687705020
>what kind of girlfriend do you want
One that would love me.
>>687705020
One with a big cock
>>687711802
that's a boyfriend, anon
>>687706491
Sex isnt everything, You seem to be an angry little hypersexual....
>Likes me.
>Fucks me.
>Genuinely surprises me at least once in our relationship.
What else do I really need?
>>687711920
Even if it's a tarp?
I don't want one.
>in before "you fag"
not into dudes either.
One who likes cheese pizza as much as I do
>pic related
>>687712244
Jesus Christ, man
Also
Nice dubdubs
>>687705020
Not a jew like OP.
>>687712139
There's no such thing as chicks with dicks. Only dudes with tits
>>687711993
>hypersexual
is this bad.
>>687712432
Oy vey! That is anti-Semitic! I am offended! I want compensation!
>>687712432
?
>>687712484
Is this bad thing? They're sooo alluring
>>687710251
>i love her so much
Exactly the kind i have..
except she's eastern european and snaps at the tinniest thing
a real one
I don't know.
>>687713774
fucking fag
/thread
>>687705826
Same. How long till wizardhood, brother?
>>687705020
An anthro vixen grill. Sadly they don't exist. But I can't get a human grill either so who the fuck cares
i'm wizard transitioning to lich (35, yay)
>>687714348
She looks french and i hate french people. Nuh-uh, no good
>>687715257
She could be, but it was taken in England. http://www.thesartorialist.com/photos/on-the-street-endell-st-london-3/
>>687712626
Ahhh, extraterrestrial girlfriend
This one...
One that's not my left hand
Why do I need a girlfriend? I already have a girl chained down in my basement
>not afraid of chilling in silence
>appreciates music, catalog consists of more than rap, trap and dubstep
>open to exploration and trying new things (music, sex, meeting people, learning new things, etc.)
>isn't a total basic bitch/tool
>listens and contributes to conversations when in a group instead of talking about what she wants
And a deal breaker:
>isn't quick to judge people out loud
Women who laugh and make fun of others out loud unwarranted are the worst.
I'm don't even consider myself shallow as far as looks go. I like imperfections. Basically, I want a woman who I'll probably never meet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCA0jhVCFTw
one with a cock
>>687716444
This and check
>girlfriend
Woah slow down there OP. First things first, I don't even have regular friends
>>687705020
This girl you just posted is really my type OP, kinda weird.
>>687712626
Ayy lmao
>>687714348
really nice minus the peircing on her forehead
>>687710251
i would love those nudes so much boi
>>687712244
Thats a supreme pizza you retarded fuck!
Tifa Lockhart.
>nice personality
>sense of humor
>loyal
>has ambition to make big bucks
>can hold her own if I'm not around
>a teammate
Too bad I can't find her.
>>687705020
i want a girl way out of my league that cucks me with black thugs.
>>687710104
There are women like that, but "achievable" as in you being able to land one?
...Eh
One that doesnt whore herself on social media for attention.