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Ask a bored marine awaiting training something.
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What's your favourite rom-com anime?
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>>687687547
Are you a jew ?
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>>687687547
Well bye guys.
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rofl the marines is no place for some 4chanloser
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What training?
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>>687687741
Don't really have one, need to watch more.

>>687687863
Yes
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>>687687922
Hahaha been on here since 03, and yeah not as good as it was.
>>687688140
Data com. 2800
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Adios gents
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>>687688147
gay....
I had "Jedi" on my religion before my second deployment.
I lost all my dogtags though.. maybe I shouldn't have bought so many...
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>>687688918
Just kidding, more slow fire fuck off time.
And yeah a few have it here. Thought about it but ehh,
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What's your MOS OP?
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>>687689805
2800 a POG.
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>>687689905
Why 2800? Why not infantry?
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>>687689905
Rank?
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>>687690245
That's a mechanic, and not everyone has to be infantry
-Not OP
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Of course he's black....
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>>687690245
Tried but Recruiters wouldn't let me since I'm married with a son.
(Because y'all will bitch I'm sure, married 3 years son just turned one, own two houses)
>>687690315
PFC
>>687690478
Yeah everyone is needed
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>>687687547
Dick or gtfo
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>>687690724
Mexican, 29 palms so everyone gets burnt here. Even the whities
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Silver bullet and chill? -doc
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>>687687547
Did you use a quarter to put on those chevrons?
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Lowest. Not even watch officer
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>>687691116
>29 Palms

Sorry about having to go to a place worse than Afghanistan. Where to next?
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>>687687547

hunt telecaster???
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>>687691093
I can when I get back to the barracks
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>>687687547
Any funny stories?
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how are you a marine if you're awaiting training?sounds phishy to me?
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>>687687547

San Diego or PI? What platoon.
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>>687687547
PFC? Did you go to bc and mct in west coast or eats coast? What company? How long you been in mat??? How often does staff force cock feed you?
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>>687691116
My boy Anton is at 29 palms. Big ass Russian dude.
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>>687691327
Probably awaiting training for "C" school. Training after basic for your job.
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>>687687547
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO MY BELOVED CORP PRIVATE PYLE!
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>>687691387
>Staff Force

Wat? You american?
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>>687691133
Answer these fucking dubs OP.
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>>687691119
As long as you got some CLP I'm down. >>687691133
Don't know the trick
>>687691249
It's not bad, alot to do but the weather sucks ass. And hopefully japan
>>687691251
No
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>>687690929
one on the east coast one on the west coast? i remember you from another thread. neat.
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>>687691581
Yeah but boots and cherries can barely call themselves Marines or Soldiers
Armyfag here, 11bambam

Why would you join the MUHREENS if you're not even doing the one thing the Marine Corps is good at?
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>>687687547
Have fun being saved by the army.
You faggots always gets in trouble and we have you pull your asses out.
Useless.
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JEFF? DUDE IS THAT YOU?
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>>687691287
Yeah but gotta wait to get checked for field day.
>>687691327
School for my mos.
>>687691349
Hollywood marine
>>687691387
West, Mike co.
>>687691581
Lol I wish. Fucking A school.
>>687691621
NOTHING SIR!!
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>>687687547
General perception of military is that they're all hard asses, how many of them are actually angry pricks like you'd think?
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>>687687884
unfuck your cover faggot
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>>687691838
Wow so how long have you been a giant fucking boot?

If you put a quarter on the edge of your collar and the chevron posts on the edge of the quarter, centered on your collar, it will be 1/2in (regulation) from the sides if the collar. This easy way to set up cammies. Also if you have wings or a bubble/crab/whatever the fuck, (things you'll never have) center is right above the A in Marines on your cammies.
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Why did you join?

How do you own two houses and decide to join marines
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>>687689905
whats ground ordinance maint?
are you an armorer?
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>>687692205
My nigga, Hollywood?
What's good bro. Hollywood as well. Ey so do you know my nigga Anton at 29 palms? Big ass Russian mofo
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>>687692021
Because it's a modern military? There's plenty of stuff to do in any branch. Just don't be a giant faggot.
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>>687691977
West coast, first time posting this.
>>687692021
To help those who actually fight the good fight so they can focus on fucking the enemy up.
>>687692086
Don't have enough experience in the field to have an opinion.
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>>687692529
NO ONE KNOWS THAT FAGGOT ANTON
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>>687692329
Armyfag ITT here
Most soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines are complete pushovers
The only hardasses are really limited to infantry, SF, rangers, combat medics, combat engineers, EOD, seabees, Delta/CAG, armored, and pilots, and even then a good portion of the aforementioned are useless
I'd say about 95% of the armed forces are jobs not matching that describtion

>>687692086
You a soldier too? Were you in late enough to do FSTP? Literally the first thing recruits are taught is that Marines aren't shit lmao
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I heard they have some crazy tech shit in there you would not expect to see and you cannot talk about once you see

Veteran friend told me this while he was in Iraq or something 7-8 years ago
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>>687688140
Potty
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>>687692597
That's reasonable, at least you're not a bitch

My only real problem with POGs is that a lot of them are the "Yeah I'm a hardass soldier" type, even though they're fucking waterdogs or human resources
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>>687692407
fucking nice thanks, going to plc in a month
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>>687692746
Every job in the military has giant pussies and guys who are ready to rock and roll. I've talked to guys in MC recon who are giant crybabies and are hated by their units. It gets weeded out as you go up in the training pipeline's timeline but they don't get everyone.
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>>687692329
There only hard asses when your acting like a disgusting civilian and fucking up. They are ok.
>>687692392
Yeah need to iron it. Will post results later
>>687692407
Not that long, they didn't give two fucks about that. It's a shame really. And don't remind me, still wish I chose infantry.
>>687692493
Something I wanted to do since I was a kid, and got one from my grandpa and another I bought from old money from my great grandpa. He hated my dad so left me a good chunk of cash. >>687692526
Fix fucking radios and other electronics. Fucking IT to a degree.
>>687692529
No, is he awaiting training? Can't talk to permanent personal.
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>>687687547
Fuckin boot
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>>687693309
>Fix fucking radios and other electronics. Fucking IT to a degree.
oh thats shit dude.
god bless though, someones gotta do the demotivating shit-fag-fuck pog work
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>>687693026
PLC as in OCS shit? It doesn't fucking work for bootbars, only for PFC/LCpl chevrons. 1/2in is the regulation though. There's an easy trick for Lts to get their shit on easy. It's called cry and ask an adult for help.

But seriously just 1in from the base of the collar and centered is for shiny ranks I believe. Could be wrong, it's been a while since I've been out.
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>>687690245
I'm Infantry, how many Marines on here?
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>>687692746
Yeah, this is true sadly. Some air force and army training is pretty fucking good and I wish I could take some of their training. Marines being the best is a joke, now special forces, regardless of branch, are the shit.
>>687692973
Fuck, that's about 90% of Marines. If you see one who flaunts that shit, he is most likely a garbage marine.
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You American scum don't impress me one bit with your coward like military. you haven't had an army since never
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>>687687547
Is your equipment outdated shit compared to other branches of the military? Is there still Vietnam era shit floating around in the corps or is that just an exaggeration/troll?
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>>687693309
>wish I chose infantry

You can still shoot shit without going infantry. Just don't be a pussy and volunteer for shit/beg your CO/SgtMaj to go do something. They can set you up for anything if you have a good PFT and aren't a fuckup.

Learn to not look like shit in uniform/your regs or you're going to cry yourself to sleep in C school or in the fleet when some DI right off the field or some salty Gunny off deployment sees you at work.
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>>687693615
we wear billet ranks with red felt behind them so it could range from lcpl to captain
the majority wear nothing.
is the pin not located at the same place in all of them? or is the measurement supposed to be from the edge of the rank, if so thats pretty stupid.
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>>687687547
Ey I just got into the canadian forces will be in training in 2 months.
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>>687687547

do you even raiders bro?
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>>687687547
Are you Wagner and do you love cock?
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>>687694224
>love cock
>marine corps
pick two.
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>>687687547
Marine, huh?

How small is your penis?
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>>687687547
>Lcpl or PFC
>Still has bootcamp nametapes
>Sleeves look fucked

Jesus they just let anyone through these days dont they
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Hows it feel to be a welfare leech? Why'd you really join? Its because your're too dumb to make 2k a month any other way?
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>>687694087
The regulation is different for enlisted and commissioned rank placement. Officer is 1in, centered (edge of collar and inner seam), from the base of the collar. Enlisted is 1/2in centered on the collar. Or just put that quarter on it for PFC/LCpl and you're good.

Also good luck out there at PLC. Should be a fun time!
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>>687693438
I'm fine with that, as long as I'm not a terminal Lance
>>687693547
Rather that then admin. At least I can get a decent civilian job.
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Do you Like Marina and the Diamonds?
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>>687687547
im going to the reserves in 2 or so years is it basically the same?
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>>687693093
"even then a good portion of the aforementioned are useless"
Trust me I know, I'm active infantry, the men in my fucking barracks are prime examples, many of us don't even have combat deployment ribbons anymore

TFW getting told to go pound sand when you try and transfer to a new unit
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>>687694722
alright thanks man preciate it.
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>>687694181
R u a leet operatur?
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Do you train in gorilla warfare?
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How does it make you feel that the US are considered terrorists in foreign countries they invade and are held responsible for most of the armed terrorist in the middle east and anywhere else? And those countries are caused into rebellion in order to protect themselves? Also how does it make you feel when most moronic americans call you a hero, when you're just another terrorist?
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>>687687547
Is there any specific reason military started using the "digital" camo? The minecraft looking one.
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>>687687547
Are you the guy who gets pissed every time someone asks you if you've ever killed anyone?
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Fucking nigger, hope you die in battle
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>>687691256
You better post uniform dick.
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>>687694979
Use
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shift+.

>leettext

>mfw u can't use leet quotes
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>>687693927
Yes, mainly the buildings, and vehicles. But yes, we get the leftovers of everyone and make it work.
>>687693996
Yeah just need to work on getting to 18. Once I do that then perfect 300's. I plan on it. Just wish I could do more packages.
>>687694224
Tried but couldn't do it. So married a small frame women.
>>687694366
Will post pics later. Maybe 6inch?
>>687694401
There trying to get people out, and yeah, still working on perfecting em. >>687694523
Me? I make 3k a month. And my wife makes about 40k a year. Not including what I get from my properties . Not doing it for the money lol.
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>>687695464
>>687695576
triggered idiots are my favorite thing in these threads lol
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>>687695538
Blends better than the BDUs for more environments. Camo is just about breaking up outlines and multicam/marpat does a much better job than the blobs.

That and, "HOLY FUCK LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY WE HAVE, GUYS!"
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>>687695763
I think it looks sexy. It makes my dick diamonds. I know, i'm weird.
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>>687695464
>hurr durr, wats in these days at my chic dinner parties?

I didn't realize they would let you use the internet after 7 at the retirement home, Chomsky...
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>>687694938
They get deployed more often than enlisted and virtually no benefits. But you do go through the same training. >>687695464
I am ok being called a terrorist because sometimes we are. I don't think of us as being any better, just more power. And I hate it when people thank me, we don't do anything really. That's why I don't flaunt that I'm in the military in public.
>>687695538
People were bitching and needed an update.
>>687695569
Nope first time posting this. And I have but it was before joining.
>>687695576
Not black, but if I was I'd still agree with you.
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>>687695895
The new uniforms look much better if the person isn't a fat fuck. You can still spot when someone doesn't do shit else but ball their's up at the end of the day and throw it in the corner.

They're much sleeker and conforming to the body though which is nice.
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HOW DO I LIE ABOUT MEDICAL RECORDS TO GET INTO THE ARMY?
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>>687696205
Tell the recruiter and they work out the details
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>>687695598
Won't post it in uniform though, not that stupid now.
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>>687696205
they cant access your med records
go to meps and tell the doc you dindu nuffin and youse a good boy.
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>>687696430
This is the right thing to do. They asked me about previous medical problems and I told them none. Never had a problem my whole contract. You'll be fine if you keep your fucking mouth shut and don't act like a giant pussy when they ask again at boot.
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>>687695395

i'm operativ as fuck
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>>687696430
Will I get away with not giving them medical records if Im 30+ years old?

Should I tell the recruiter?
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>>687696640
i dont even know if you can get in at 30+ years old.
that would need a waiver p sure.
you'd have to go officer at your age.
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>>687696640
Are you even eligible to enlist?

The oldest age for Marine Corps is 29 without an age waiver. That is attainable but you probably will need to submit something to get it. That may include medical records or some sort of physical fitness demonstration. I don't know, personally. Waivers can get weird.
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>>687696751
Army limit to join is 35, Navy 34, and many Reserves and National Guards are 39
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>>687696905
thought we were talking marines.
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>>687695717
Who's the chick anon? She looks good
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>>687697041
nah I already know Im not eligible for Marines due to age but I figure advice would be relevant for at least the Army
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>>687696132
That's one thing that tickles my interest, is that they look great on almost anyone.

I've always had a uniform fetish but the better presented they are the more they get me going
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>>687695717
Yeah actually not bad, this OC, OP?
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>>687696416
Just from the waist down
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>>687687547
Stfu you fucking boot trash, tell your mom that your salty cammies won't be back this weekend. Then go jump in a burn pit like the pog trash you are.
Also, who you voting for?
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>>687697262
My wife
>>687697427
Yes, can post more later
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>>687687547
Lol you in A mat or B Mat
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>>687687884
>>687688147
>Black
>Jew
This is making me gag
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>>687697793
Holy fuck you're already married!? Wat!?

Good fucking luck.
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>>687697793
howd you get a white chick if youre mexitrash?
does she hate 29 palms or is she cool with the 29 cocks shes getting while youre training
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>>687697860
A mat
>>687697888
White race but Spaniard ethnicity. And sorry mane. Married me a Hungarian/Italian women.
>>687697893
Married before joining. She makes about 40k a year and I get rent from my houses lol. Don't need money.
>>687698285
She doesn't live here she's finishing her brokerage license. And I count my lucky stars every day.
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>>687698640
are you actually from spain?
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>>687698640
You may actually be ok then if she works. That's the problem with many military spouses is they're just dependas.
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Ok, what do you call a female Marine?
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>>687688337
are you at sheppard?
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>>687698968
wookie
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>>687699144
No dude, A cot
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>>687687547
What do you think bout russian soldiers?
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>>687698640
>White
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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>>687699461
see >>687699129
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