why are you doing it anon

Enjoy your last night

>>687665922
What's the meaning of life?

>>687666999
>>687665922
This is officially a get thread

>>687665922
Why? Just why?

>>687665922
You'll probably regret it.

>>687665922

Does she have more money than you? About 10x as much, assuming you make a normal wage?

If not, you are fucked.

>>687666999
>>687667089
CHECKEEEEEEEM

>>687665922
Ever cheated?

>>687665922
Why?

>>687665922
You are making a huge mistake.

You realize the marriage only benefits women these days.

If the wedding day is supposed to be the best day of your life, do you understand that all the other days will be shit?

>>687665922
what is love?

>>687667216
Has you fiance ever cheated either, OP?

>>687666999

SHED YOUR WISDOM MYSTICAL TRIPS

How does it feel selling your soul to some bitch?

>>687665922
Can you stay faithful? I thought I could, I just got caught having an affair this past Monday. I couldn't abandon my family though. Strange part is, my wife and I have been fucking 4+ times a day since

>>687667367
Baby don't hurt me.

>>687665922
Get fucked
(literally)

>my best friend is getting married tomorrow
>are you him

>>687665922
I'm the stripper That came in your new wife's mouth at her bachelorette party

>>687667343
Best day for a woman
Worst for a man

>>687665922
y u hate blow jobs anon

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>>687666999

>>687667565
Don't hurt me

>bone em
>don't own em

>>687667388
Hitler dubs of the truth

>>687667664
No more ..

>>687667518

She probably wants it to work and make up for the years of neglect she gave you.

Pfff, ofcourse not, she's hoping you wil get het preggers again, so you are her slave for another 18 years. Dumbass.

>>687665922

I hope you're not one of those fucking morons that spent 30k on one day. Nobody is happy for you, they just want free booze and food.

Marry
>bitch gets fat
>has kids quits partyn
>kill yourself

>>687667518
Have you found her secret fetish? Do you still love her? Was the affair genuinely purely sexual? Or emotional?

>>687668135
Wedding is for faggots now anyway

>>687665922
Post tits or gtfo. Seriously show us what she looks like.

>>687668064
Nah, we've been trying for two years. I haven't been able to plant the seed. The kid we have now is my step son.

She never held off on sex, I was the one doing it, too busy with work and gym.

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>>687668135
lmao this. also to make fun of bridezilla and to laugh at the retarded groom who got caught in her web. and to get shitfaced drunk and dance, while afterwards making bets for how many years it will take for the newly weds to divorce

it's a scam, it's retarded to spend all that money for soon-to-be ex-wife so she can have her princess fantasy. also she'll take the kids and everything you value,even the dog. Good luck you poor sap, should've informed yourself before deciding to become a beta bitch by contract

Bye OP.

>>687668670
>marrying a single mom

nigger do you WANT to divorce? fucking retard

>>687668326
Emotional, I feel in love with her. I didn't stop loving my wife, there was just someone else that I was too attracted to

>>687668670
You're a fucking simp beta provider!

>>687665922
Are you happy?
How did you get her?

>>687665922
Say hi to Nik!

IS the blue bill sweet like blueberru?

>>687668867
too bad a man's love is incomparable to a woman's love, you'll find out

My wife bought me a car and put the down payment on our house. She also kept it super tight after the kids, sucks my dick really well, and doesnt care that I smoke weed every day.

>not a nigger before you ask

Wedding cake makes women allergic to sex. Enjoy the rest of your celibate life

>>687668867
Well that's hairy.
Good luck figuring that out.

>>687665922
>not getting married 1.6.2016
Because you fucked even the simplest thing to fuck up, why dont you just kill yourself?

>>687665922
>Ask a guy who is getting married tomorrow anything.

Are you a retard or a cuck? Marrying a 21st century Western woman is fucking retarded, and you're going to get cuckolded for sure.

>>687665922
Hope your wifes aunt and uncle don't make a scene... I know which bridesmaid I'm kissing. ;-)

>>687666568
Because I've been with her for over 8 years, now is time to start a family.

>>687666820
Thanks, but planning on enjoying the next one too

>>687666999
Try to offend as many SJUW as you can before dying?

>>687667103
Why not?

>>687667151
Maybe, but I doubt it.

>>687667184
No, we're in about the same level of wealth.

>>687667216
Nope

>>687667239
Love, son, love.

>>687667246
Yes for people who are assholes perhaps, but this is two people who know what they want , which isn't to screw over one another.

>>687667343
One has to have a high point in his life no?

>>687667367
Baby don't hurt me.

>>687667388
No

>>687667487
Not all women are bitches and this one is a rare pearl.

>>687667579
Willo do.

>>687668135
I spent about 15k total.

>>687668264
Plot twist, I'm fat, she's 52kg for 162

>>687668368
Fags can go die in a pit.

>>687669357
Whoever said she's a wester woman.

>>687669418
looking forward to your upcoming cuck threads OP

>>687665922
prima nocta is enforced

>>687669812
Are you trying to trigger a scottish rebellion you daft nigger?

How much are you paying the photographer?

>>687670489
That is a very specific question, I'm not sure yet, a friend of mine is going to take the pictures.

>>687669418
you tried getting a kid for 2 years to no avail? In b4 she's suddenly preggers after marriage

bonus points if she gets fucked during her wedding day by her chad ex bf

>>687670658
I'm a wedding photographer which is why I asked. Sounds like you've gone cheap and will get some shitty pictures of your day.

>>687670874
nobody looks at wedding pictures anyway kek. I thought about becoming a wedding photographer but the stories about bridezillas putt me off

>>687671010
this....shot two weddings...fuk dat

>>687671264
let's hear it

>>687665922
Ask a guy who just got out of jail after being falsely reported by my wife and her friend anything

>16 cops with ar15s and a tactical squad came to my apartment and almost shot me when I went outside..

>>687670874
This friend of mine is actually a professional potographer among other things, so I'm confident he's gonna do a great job. I'll pay him about 200€ for the day since he originally offered to do it for free.

>>687671649
Sounds like an exageration of what might actually have happened. <Sorry for you>

>>687670717
She has no ex bf, I'm her first and only boyfriend and she's my first and only aswell. I was 17 when
I met her and she was 15.

>>687671882
she'll have an ex husband soon enough. I've seen marriage poison even the most exemplary relationships

>>687671748
Ok more like 12, they had my entire apartment building surrounded and I know for a fact that 4 assault rifles were trained on my head from like 10feet away.

>>687672420
wow your wife and her friend are cunts. why?

>>687672290
Perhaps that was the problem? Maybe those examplary relations were examplary because those couples never had to face any real issues that affected them both? And marriage brought life issues that they couldn't resolve because they only could be together as long as they kept it casual.

In my case what I see in my future wife is a strong woman who can and will be a great help for me at difficult times as she has been before and I hope to be there for her aswell.

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Do u think it will last?

>>687672803
yeah sure bud. Have fun tomorrow ok. Last question, prenup?

>>687665922
what kind of woman would be happy about that ring

>>687672957
In any case it will be the last time I get married.

>>687673122
trick question, there is no way to get a woman 100% satisfied

>>687673344
Agreed.

how many children are you planning?

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seems like OP's wifey turned off his internet

>>687672649
I'm finding out now that she's using me for a green card, I wouldn't finish filling out the forms for her citezenship and she got mad and left... a day later she returns my txts saying she's leaving and I've been out with my buddy all day to get over it so I was pretty tanked..
>I said I was going to ruin their lives and get them back, spend 60000 on hackers, I have 7 private investigators etc etc all bullshit
>I said I was going to get them and if it killed me and reiterated that this was a virtual threat
>Her friend called in a suicidal man who wanted suicide by cop
>She knows I'm terrified of police already
>Bitches tried to have me murdered by the state so she could just go ahead with her citezenship
Oh both girls are russian btw, never trust russians

>>687674228
well in all honesty it's your own fault for letting a woman take control over your life that way. sick shit tho, bitches have no morals at all. she should be locked up

>>687674474

my attorney and I are trying to get them charged with falsifying a police report and wasting police resources which are both felonies

And yeah, I'm pretty dumb, it is my fault that I got married

>>687674745
don't be too hard on yourself, these harpies often seem innocent enough. at least you got an attorney, go all the way brother and have that bitch sent back to the shithole she came from

>>687674228
Russians are parasites. Hot, but entitled cunts who deem men should pay money to be with them. if it makes you feel any better, Russian women treat Russian men the same way

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>>687674474
She left while I was in jail and took my cat too
MY CAT! that cat hates her and claws her up bad

>>687667624
FUCKING TRUTH!

>>687674745
It's not that youre dumb it more likely you loved this girl and clouded your judgement and probably havent even experienced something like this before more like knaive to the situation

Does your wife-to-be do anal?

>>687675173
she didn't take the cat because she wanted it, but because she knows you wanted it

fucking women man. I'm never getting married, these stories are like a nightmare

I can only hope for the best for you OP. I hope everything works out. You're braver than I am, I'm not letting aannyy woman have that kind of control over me.

>>687675387
You only hear about the bad ones plenty of good marriages that improve both lives involved

>>687675403
big difference between bravery and stupidity

I guess OP was too busy being a love fool instead of looking around him.

>>687675532
too bad the divorce rate is more than 50%, even up to 65% in some places

>>687665922
If not B8 from a 12 yo chinky

I will Go with it ...Well Done an Congratulations .. :) I can be such an old fag asshole here but Cheers ..X

>>687675296
That's true man, we were both pretty in love at first, but cultural and communication barriers ruined the relationship after a while

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>Question 1.
Fucking, why?
Why bring the government into your relationship?
What fucking sense does it make, "WELP I LOVE YOU BUT WE HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER SO NOW I REALLY LOVE YOU."
What are you going to do when she leaves you?

>Question 2.
Who would win in a fight, Bruce Lee or a full grown chimpanzee?

>>687676642
not OP but clearly she pushed him for it. Life as usual

>lets move in together
>lets get married
>lets have kids
>lets divorce

usually those are all her decisions. beta faggots just go with it because they believe they'll never do better

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>>687676971
You know what it is?
You really wanna know the point of marriage, because in THE CURRENT YEAR it's an antiquated, pointless concept.

She wants a big party where she's the center of attention.

That's it.

>>687673601
5

>>687674076
Not yet.

>>687675375
We never had sex.

>>687675403
Me neither /b/ro, nobody's controlling anybody.

>>687675674
Love foolishness passed 5years ago.

>>687675754
50% of my shit isn't much.

>>687676257
Thanks man. Cheers

>>687676642
Whoa there. Who talked about government? I'm not retarded, this is a strictly private deal. No one is signing anything.

>>687676642
Bruce is cool, but my bet is on the chimp.

>>687676971
I was the one who started talking about the marriage.

>>687677707
and a safety net. She and her girlfriends will be celebrating the fact that she'll never be without support from now on, no matter what happens. she's "made it"

fucking parasites

>>687677973
Very You let these idiots see .. you at marriage an You .. at the Trek wedding ..
WELL DONE has she got the star wars bear mask/wookie ? ...at allter ...its ok .. just say troubles with tribbles ..lol

>>687678112
Slow down there, buddy.
Tip your fedora any harder and you might sprain your wrist.
I've been with my girlfriend for 7 years, but I've made damn sure she knows marriage is not in our future.

If you find a good one, a woman is God's gift to man.
But fuck marriage.
Fuck it.

>>687665922
enjoy your divorce in 5 years time

women today have been brainwashed to be disloyal
dont say you weren't warned

>>687678462
I want what this guys has been smoking

>>687665922
Whats his name?

>>687678575
the only reason your gf isn't acting up is because she knows you can still dump her. get married however, and you remove the dread game. then it's just all over