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ITT: We're all at ColumbineDubs have an old shitty pistolTrips are the shootersQuads


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ITT: We're all at Columbine

>Dubs have an old shitty pistol
>Trips are the shooters
>Quads are cops
>Singles ain't have a shit

Get rolling faggots
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Take this you popular fags!!! Reeeeee
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Death to preps.
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Fuck these niggers
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COME HER MOTHERFUCKERS
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VoDkA
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I ONLY WANT TO KILL NIGGERS!!!!!
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Wrath
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>>687659655
Save us faggot!
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I'm not going to commit suicide after I get done with all you niggers
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Oh what fun!
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>>687659272
>can't wait to get home and eat some spaghettios
>wtf is that sound
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I kill you
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Yes.
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Uh, what was that noise?
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>>687659864
Don't worry, I'm here
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Let the bodies hit the floor!!!!
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I hide under a table and cry.
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POLICE!!! PUT YOUR GODDAM HANDS IN THE AIR, GOTH FAGS!!!
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Anders Jr.
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>>687659783
His name was Robert Paulson!
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Shit
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>>687659272
ITS THE FUCKING POLICE
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>>687659272
Arabs like to explode lol
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>>687660098
His name was Robert Paulson
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RUN
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>>687660154
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Triples 333
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>>687659272
rawleen 4 be a pig
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>>687660175
rolling for what nigger fag?
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Someone kill Rachel
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Roll
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>>687659272
I will kill you all motherfuckers
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>>687660287
rerooll
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>>687660322
Don't even try faggit
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>>687659272
What about quints nigger
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Natural Selection
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Alright everybody take a seat.

I got this.
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Rolleroni
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Where are cops
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roll for singles
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>>687660322
you've got a pistol now
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time to die
>Puts on headphones and starts listening to All Star
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ITS JUST A PRANK GUYS
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>>687660380
Too late. Now we wait for her parents to cash in on her death with that shitty Christian flick
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>>687659272
Rawl
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I wanna kill someone
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>>687660287
copperino
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>>687660384
get quints and u choose what it is
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>>687660466
So do you
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rolling for that shitty pistol
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>>687659272
Finally
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>>687659272
rollin
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>>687660566
pistol summoned. choose wisely
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>>687660566
Another one
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"I hope death is dream like state."
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>>687660384
OP here
Quints will be Dave Sanders
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Soon.
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Rolling for cop that just watches
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>>687660611
>>687660644
Fuck we're done
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bang
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>>687660011
Mother of dubs....
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>>687660645
i shoot u in the balls
and hope for quints
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Nickelback is a terrible band
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>>687659272
YOU WANT ME TO STOP?!? you want me to stop, right now? SHUT UP!!!
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>>687659272
>tfw you'll never have a buddy so good he agrees to go on a shooting spree with you and suicide with you
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I contemplate suicide because my crush fucked 25 guys and none of them were me
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oh shit oh shit
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Bye niggles
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>>687660729
kek, u like feminine penis?
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>>687660850
Don't hang around sluts then.

Also make your suicide note blame her for bullying you and shit so she gets in huge trouble afterwards
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Don't worry, guys. I'm on it!
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Gimme dat carbine
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Rollan
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Let's get this done faggots
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Shoot here
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>>687660843
:(
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>>687660840
Yeah fuck me daddy
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*throws moltov*
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i pull them dubs out for fun, son.
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>>687660975
But officer, you left your gun at home!
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>>687660011
Ok 3 old shitty pistols.
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>>687660011
Does this anon get 3 pistols
>3 sets of dubs
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I fuck you all up
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Tec 9 rush B
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>>687661111
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>>687661133
*4
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>>687659272
4/20/99
never forget
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>>687659272
Fuck the police
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>>687660975
its breivik, quick shoot him!
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>>687660011
Triple dubs that cant be a shitty pistol
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>>687661139
I guess I do
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>>687659272
"rolling" for columbine
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pew pew
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Its a shitty school
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Rolling to survive
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>>687661166
Oh fuck
>>687660843
It hurts
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>>687659272
:)
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Tfw no trips
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Rolling to have sex with the school pedo
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>>687659272
Rollin for shooter
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>>687659272
Roll I guess
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Rolll
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>>687661133
both of em have 3 sets of dubs
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trrr
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shooter get
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Haha i will be sneak to not shot them so im alive haha sneak is win to not be kill by them shoters
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>>687659272
I'm in the library plot twist bitches
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>>687661358
Quads*
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>>687659272
Roll
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Dhjejwjwkjekwk
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>>687660425
rude
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I'm ready
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Why roll for a shooter than you can be one irl
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Trippy trips
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>>687659272
i like doom too
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Eric Harris reporting for duty
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FREEZE MOTHERFUCKERS
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Can you autists keep it down! I'm trying to fuck the cheerleaders in the gym!
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>>687659272
rell
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REEEEEEEEE
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>>687661895
No take this. Bang.
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Bring it on.
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Badda bing
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drop the gun
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>>687662123
Kys
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>>687662066
Well I'm dead time to blame video games and music
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I only want to kill the black students. Everyone else has nothing to fear
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i want gunnnnnn
DEATH TO THE JEWS
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Nickelback is a terrible band
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I'm about to be the Fresh Prince of Columbine
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I'm not going to die today
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I am a little more time with the new one is the same as last year and I have I missed the last edited on the other day I am going on with my wife has been a bit too much of the time of year to get the chance you could have been trying since you are not the intended
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Hi all I'm trying not sure how much I can see it as soon and will be in the future I have a nice to hear that your website and it will take care and have a great weekend and we are looking to get a good day please let me a call to see if it was just thinking about it but it is the same as last time you have to go back
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Black people disgust me. I will kill as many of them as possible
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The only way I can see that the same time as the original owner and founder the other hand if I could do that I can get the chance you have any questions please let us to do it for the first time in my case the best way is fine with the other day that works with your phone and email address and the other day I got the same thing with the new year and the other hand I am looking to move
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>>687659272
Rolling for jesus
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>>687659272
Rolleroni rolleroni gimme the shooteroni
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The only way I can see the attachment for your help with the new one and the rest is just a few days then you can get the chance to get the same thing happened in a couple of days to see if I have a great time with you on Monday the latest version for the use the following link and it is a good time and effort and I have been a long way from this list update
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I am looking ye to get a new job in a while and then you have to go back in touch and go over to my account is no way I could do that and it is not an issue that has been checked out of town and we will need a new job in a few days to get a new user registration form of the individual
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Hello my name is Eric Klebold
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>check 'em
Save me Marilyn Manson!
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Time to die
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shooter get
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www.stickyhole.com

Eat my rolls
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fuck niggers
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rollo
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trips easy
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Fugggg XXXXXDDD
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>>687663188
fuck. the pistol will do
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i want shoot
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Rollin
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Well. Might as well do it myself.
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Bang bang
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>>687663333
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Freeze nigga
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PEW PEW
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>>687659272
alright roolling on teh floor
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Its me
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Ima shoot dylan
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Ahhhh
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White hats must die
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Yesssss
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Don't come any closer
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Please please please i don't wanna be a cop
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NATURAL SELECTION FAGGOT
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Rollin Bowlin
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Let's do this
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Roolll
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And I'm the shooter
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>>687659272
insallah brothers
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Time to kill these motherfuckers
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i-i dont want to die senpai
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Bye
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pop pop pop watchin niggas drop
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put the guns down boys
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allah u akbar u fking shooters
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Drop the gun you filthy animal
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>>687664494
Re roll
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>>687659272
Oh fuck, let's hope I'm John Savage
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HEY
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>>687659272
trips plz
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>trips
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>>687659754
REB
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gimme a roomy tooth point and shooty
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Are you talking to me?
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are we all best friends here?
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HALP!
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>>687660840
Dylan pls calm yourself before you shove someone's head up their friggin' ass, and they cough up dandruff for four freakin' months
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Poop
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>>687659272
>Rolling for they hand me a gun lol.
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>>687659272
fag
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>>687659272
roll
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>>687662788

>Every fucking time
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Go! Go!
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Right here fucker!
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>>687659272
I dont get it..?

Am I supposed to kill the kids?

Lets kill the kids.
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>>687659272
rollrollroll
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Whistles by the drinking fountain
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here i come
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Going for trips please
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rolly roll roll
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Get on the ground niggers
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>>687665244
well you are eric then
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SHOW ME DAT SHITTY PISTOL
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>>687659272
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I'm here to fuck shit up and chew gum,
I'm almost out of gum...
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imma a pig?
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im gay
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>>687663991
NATURAL ERECTION
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>>687665652
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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Roll for terrorist
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Fuckin' do it
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>>687665933
I guess that'll do
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>tfw no trips
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ay ay ay
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>>687665977
that too lol
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ayyyyyyyyayayayay
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>>687659272
DIE YOU FUCKING EDGE LORD.
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Probably gonna die
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Oh god, they shot timmy!
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>>687659272
better duck motherfuckers
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This is gonna be so awesome guys! Just like Doom!
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Rollin for ReB
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It's high noon
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DIE
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>>687661450
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>>687659272
When this happened, my reaction was: about time. Motherfuckers had it comin'. Needs to happen more. It's not right what's goin' on that causes this; which is adults not raising their kids proper and creating bullies, adults both parent and teacher punishing smart kids for doing what they told them to do, AND punishing the kids for fighting back and not punishing the idiot bullies, and creating kids who's lives are such hell they don't give a fuck about tomorrow and will do anything to escape the situation they are in because no one is listening to them, no one is helping them, the adults and the other kids are ganging up on them.
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cop get
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>>687659272
lel
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I will put a stop to this
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WHOOP WHOOP THATS THE SOUND OF DA POLICE
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>>687660840
shut up cal. No one likes you. Not even andre.
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>>687666983
>lel
shut the fuck up redditor
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>>687667289
I think you mean Dylan, and Eric
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roll for cop. I'm gonna serve and protect the shit out of you
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>>687659272
Check em faggots
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if you roll cop or murderer either way you get to shoot kids :D
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shooter get
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>>687659272
Get some
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>>687659272
roll
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>>687659272
I'm just gonna hide under a table
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i got trips hoes
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>>687667539
Tis a movie, that anon had quoted. Cal Gabriel and Andre Kreigman were 2 fictional ch......fuck it..... shut up and watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFNQI-mpGmM
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FUCK THE POLICE
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>>687667987
Same poster, but, Cal was on the table, and he yelled at the stupid bitch that wouldn't shut up exactly what anon had written.

Also, roll.
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Cops
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>>687659272
Roll
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>>687659272
K
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for Dylan and Eric
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rawl
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GAGHAHAhSAhASH
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Rolling!
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OOOGA BOOGA
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WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIEET
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I am Mr coulomb inexpensive
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>>687659272
Boyuhyuhyuhyop
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>>687667987
I've watched zero day before, I know who Andre and cal are. It was a misunderstanding, sorry. Oh, and another movie on this topic, that's pretty good, check it out.
https://youtu.be/0KIl1x6xr7g
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Snu32h8dewuhasjklnsaiokasuijas
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GET ON THE GROUND
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>>687668117
(Im the one you replied to) best part was when that one dude was under the table and he got up and ran, yelling "FUCK YOU" to them
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>>687659272
I've got those two folks tattooed
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Got my tec-9 on deck mother fuckers
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Rolling for killing myself
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rolllinnggg down street in my 64
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Fuck I'm out of here! I'll have a Doctor's note tomorrow, probably regarding a gun shot wound!
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>>687659272
rollin
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