Nah. You have to clean em after every use and after a while you'll just go back to your hand

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>>687658459
>You have to clean em after every use
this is pretty important

Feels pretty alright but kind of a hassle when you can use your hand.

Anal dildos however I'd say are more worth it and cheaper anyway.

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Disgusting

Get a tenga 3d sleeve on amazon for 20$ and judge based on that if you want a better more expensive one

>>687658311
Forbidden one, or other anal onahole is good pussy ones suck

>>687658594
NOT that the act of cleaning them is unimportant but fleshlights require certain cleaning steps that take too long
With a fleshlight you have to disassemble it wash ever part let it air dry then apply a preserving powder to the toy to slow down wear and tear but not actually stop it
OP spend the extra cash and get one of them bad dragon onaholes
Their one solid piece of silicon and you can use any kind of sexlube and your cleaning protocol is rinse it out with water and towl off the outside and let air dry for like 10 mins

Sometimes the thought of getting a fleshlight arouses me more than thinking about actual sex with a girl because its more plausible. I am such a fucking loser.

Go to /jp/. There is a good guide

>>687660145
link? I dont see any

>>687660938
you will rip off your dick with that.

>>687661329
uhmmm no...no you wont

>>687658311

Um, i own a hand. Also my left hand.

Fleshlight Alien.
Too much of a hassle to clean up.
Throwing it out soon.

>>687659582
Wrong. You can't use silicone based lubes with silicone toys.

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show me how it's done

Fleshlight owner here, you have to warm them up for like 30 minutes before use, relube constantly, and then wash them and let them dry for 24 hours every use, its a pain in the ass but is sometimes worth it.

>>687661725
/thread

>>687661725
Kek

/Thread

>>687661725
Leftyvmaster race

too much work, just not worth it

>>687662088
>>687662199
Nice dubs

>>687658459
It's only a problem to clean them if you live with your parents or something. All you have to do is rinse it out with water in the bathroom or kitchen sink really quick and wipe down big water droplets with a towel and leave to air dry.

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you're welcome

>>687662532
vibrators on your dick produce a different type of orgasm than a fleshlight.

>>687658311
i have the large one shown on the image, wonder how that small one feels like.
not worth the money, it will only be good the first 10 times

Fleshlights are sexist bullshit. They devalue women and their genitals. You're all worthless misogynistic pigs that deserve to be cleansed from this earth

>>687658311

Got two, 1 lotus and 1 swallow. Never got any smudge build-up, I check this by turning them inside out.

You must rinse it with water and check there's no residue every time after using it. This is the only proper method of cleaning, others (like blow drying) will result in the surface losing its texture (though this will happen over time anyway). Mild soap every once in a while is ok. You must store it separate of the case in a (locked) container with sufficient air flow from both exists, like a drawer unit that doesn't "seal up" too tightly.

The best is ofc to leave it hanging out dry, but that's not the option for anyone with any social life.

>>687658594

This won't happen with proper maintenance.

>>687662743
bate.

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>>687658311
this was one of my starters cleanup is easy, very flexible, but it's closed hole instead of open.

here's a link to the site where you can get some for cheap.
https://www.toydemon.com/for-him/masturbators?dir=asc&order=price

I Cant be the only person who bought a fleshlight, used it once and just left it with jizz inside without cleaning it. Still haven't touched it to this day after like a year

I own a fleshlight, it's great!
Cleaning it each time after using it is a bit of a hassle but is still orders of magnitude better than managing a woman.

>Pro Tip
>6 pieces of bacon
>nuke for 20 sec
>wrap around squirt organ
>skeet skeet skeet
>thank me later

>>687658459
It's such a hassle. My friend bought me one as a joke. I usually masturbating before going to bed if at all, and having to clean it out is such a drag.

>>687661329
Whitest kids you know reference?

>>687661813
>Throwing it out soon.

Soon?

What's keeping you from pulling the trigger on that move?

>>687662743
This.
They perpetuate rape culture by letting men get "pussy" when ever they want. When they don't have their pocket pussy, they are more likely to use a woman, regardless of their consent

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>>687663222

>>687663194

No I did that with the first one I owned, then my dad found it while he was helping me move.

A few years later I bought another one, dunno why, they're honestly not that good.

It doesnt feel like fucking at all, it just feels like jerking it with a little added suction. Think its just coz Id been single a while and missed sticking my dick in something. Save your money OP and buy a backpage whore for an hour instead.

There are those clear plastic shit that you use instead of a hand, i would image they would be pretty effective and easy to kill clean?

Just cut open 2 bananas lengthwise after cutting the ends off of them, put the peels together around your cock, and wrap in toilet paper. Disposeable fleshlight that feels better than those toys you can buy.

>>687663547
Plus, bacon.
Don't tell me you throw it out.

Oh my god this page is full of hate towards woman

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go down to the local butcher and ask for some cow trachea...oh baby

>>687664061
u crazy muh nigguh?

>>687662743
you just made me buy 1,000 fleshlights.
i will distrubute them to your lesbian clan on caturday.then you dudes can get in on it too.

>>687663222
i would pick stealth

>>687663222
what is stealth supposed to be?

>>687662743
Implying women have value to begin with

>>687658311
Listen op, if you want to try put something cheap, go to amazon and buy a doc johnson tube. It's like 8 bucks plus shipping and it's a good start for male masturbators. I bought one a little over a month ago and it's insane. While it ducks because of cleanup (lube is required to use it), it makes masturbating so much better. Trust me.

>>687663649
absolutely right.spot on.you are correct.
so what?
meaning,what is wrong with any of that?

>>687664262

The Pride of /b/

>>687661982
>pain in the ass

>>687663725
why pay for a whore when grindr is free

>>687664808
kek

>>687664891
kek

>>687658311
it's so worth it, but the butthole orifice sleeves last much longer without ripping.

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>>687658311
>If so is it worth the price?

Depends-- don't think it'll give you more orgasms, but there are 3 conditions under which you should consider one

1. getting carpal tunnel
2. cum too fast
3. cum too slow

Point is that it's hard to find anything that'll feel better than your hand.

>And what kind should i get?

Depends on the reason you're getting one.

1. If you just wanna give your hand a break go to the regular texture that isn't too tight or bumpy... try the natural pussy.

2. If you come too fast, get the stamina unit to practice delaying your orgasm.

3. If you come too slowly (with a woman), get a relatively tight one and fuck it w/o using your hands to get used to a different feel and train your body to come w/o your hand.

My story: for years I fapped with
> grip MANY times tighter than a pussy
> pumped MANY times faster than hips can thrust
> focused on the sweet spot the way a hole can't
> edged to prolong the fun
> all while looking at unrealistically beautiful women in professional makeup and lighting

I had trained my body to require such stimulation to orgasm that when I got pussy, it felt like trying to fuck a bucket of warm water and it took forever to come, if I even could.

Got a fleshlight for no hands fapping starting with the extreme textures and when I got good at coming in it switched to a lighter, looser Fleshlight . . . now after retraining my body, I can finally come in a woman.


Hope this helps.

>>687664149
Who cares women are objects just like fleshlights and sex dolls

>>687658311
Invest in an autoblow2

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>>687661982
>>687664891

>>687658311
They're prety Good... first time I used mine I came so hard I saw stars.. thought I burst a vein in my forehead from straining with each blast of cum

>>687664557
It's probably the same as the others. It just doesn't look like a pussy.

>>687665233
Except you don't have to tell a fleshlight to shut the fuck up

>>687664557
Looks like a piggybank.. Or maybe it is for your usb plug

>>687665721
True that m8 but a fleshlight also doesn't respond/self warm/clean

>>687665179
so basically you are saying a hand is far superior to a woman

>>687658311

I got the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit. It really does feel AMAZING. Actually it feels better than a vagina from a purely physical standpoint. However, it is kind of a hastle that you constatly have to clean it, powder it etc.

When I got it, I used it every day. Now I barely use it once a week tops and thats coming from one that jerks off and cums 1-3 times a day.

If money is no problem, get it, if just to sate your curiosity. If money is a big issue, dont. You will probably go back to your hand soon anyways.

>>687665179
Mind telling me how to train my body in going longer without the use of an fleshlight?

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My enjoyed my Fleshlight Flight initially but I ended up getting rid of it after about a year. The clean up isn't too much of a hassle and it does feel pretty good but it made me cum really fast. The orgasms were intense but I couldn't last very long with it.

The last time I used it was when my wife and kids were away for the night and I had the house to myself, so I through on some good tranny porn, smoked a fat bowl, and live up my toy. Well I hadn't used it in awhile and after about 2 minutes, I realized that I love the feeling of stroking my cock nice and slow, and you just don't get that feeling with the Fleshlight. I ended up setting it on the counter and spent the next 30 minutes slowly stroking and edging, until I came buckets all over my chest. That's the other thing that sucks, I love playing with my cum after, sometimes I eat it, and you can't really do that with a Fleshlight either. I mean, I'm not gonna pull out of it just to be able to freely cum. I got rid of it the next day (it was kept secret from my prudish wife lol). Anyway that's my experience with a Fleshlight.

tl;dr, Fleshlight can be fun, but I prefer my hand.

>>687658311
I bought mine for like $11 on eBay and it was worth it

>>687658311
Checked. Cold rubber no bueno. Threw mine away it's a process.

>>687666457

Edging. Jerk of until you are at the very edge of orgasm, then just STOP completely. Wait a minute and repeat. Honestly, I'm not sure how/why this will help but I've been told it works for some.

>>687666521
lol

>>687666059
>so basically you are saying a hand is far superior to a woman

For ease of orgasm? Hell yeah.
For happiness and contentment? No way in hell.

So much of human happiness involves romantic relationships -- not with your hand mind you -- with a 3D woman who expects you to pump a bit of baby batter in her belly.

Her pussy can't grip as tight as your hand. Thrusting into her or her riding you can't match the speed of your hand.
Her pussy can't focus on your sweet spot the way your hand can.
Your hand won't annoy you with silly music / questions / or general flakiness the way your girl will.

BUT, the ubiquity of porn cannot replace the evolutionarily instilled need for female companionship and sex.

Anyhow, who feels the power of conquest by busting his nut on his own belly? Redditors, that's who.

>>687666622
Quads and dubs of truth

>>687666843
The hand is superior
1. gets loose you can tighten it
2. gets dry, spit on it
3. get lonely, whistle while you fap
4. wanna hit bottom, put thumb over end
5. don't get knocked up

>>687667094
>3. get lonely, whistle while you fap
Hahahaha, I love you anon

>>687658311
The prep time beforehand is a pain in the ass. You have to let the thing sit in hot water, otherwise it's cold and unloving. I found that the preparation and cleaning made the masturbating too ritualistic which adds to how much a loser you already feel like. It does feel better than regular jacking off, but jacking off should be a spur of the moment activity and not a significant part of your day.

>>687667190
ill be here all wk...

I bought one but someone stole it like 2 weeks after. It was alright but really wanted some more time with it.

>>687666457
>Mind telling me how to train my body in going longer without the use of an fleshlight?

I inadvertantly did so by
> gripping TIGHT
> pumping FAST
> focusing on the sweet spot
> edging
> using porn while doing all of the above

Your quick trigger might not be a condition in need of a cure.
- Age and experience will do a lot to slow you down
- sex with the same woman will become rote and slow you down
- condoms for premature ejaculators might work for you (they contain a mild numbing agent)

Don't imagine that women like getting fucked for an hour until her cervix is bruised and your sweating all over her . . . they don't.

Get her off first with your fingers and do a lot of foreplay. Then fuck her after she comes a couple times and she won't care if you came quick . . . just don't act awkward about it or she'll feel awkward about it too.

If you have her suck you off (use condoms) then she'll be glad you have a hair trigger.

BTW, women who get used to vibrators often lose their ability to come from fucking / fingering.

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Yes I purchase a fleshlight before. Worth the price much better than using your hand, however there is a setup and clean up phase unless you want to use a condom each time you use it. First you need to place it in warm water unless you want to fuck a cold sleve. After I rinse with hot water let it dry and sprinkle with cornstarch.......same as when Im with a lady.

Recently purchased a fararh ahbrams ass toy that was about 200 bucks. Being an ass man myself it is pretty fun and gets you off quick. Same process set up and cleanup, but this one came with warming rods you put in the pussy and ass to get it warm. After I blast that bitch with warm water from the that tub tap, air dry, cornstarch, and put it back in the bad and brown cardboard box it came in to stash it. Cant have anyone over while my phat ass is drying in the bathroom though.

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>>687667386
Lol someone stole something that your peepee went in hahaha I bet he put his peepee in there too

>>687658459
Hand ftw!

>>687658311
I have 9 Fleshlights AMA

>>687667420
>>687666685
Thank you my /b/ro's

>>687658311
I bought the doc Johnson sasha gray model on Amazon. It was $12. Takes about 30 seconds to clean, i just flip it inside out and use warm water and hand soap. I don't use it all the time but enough that I'm happy I bought it. Using it while high I've had some of the best orgasms ever. Not better than the real thing but it's a different sensation than your hand so its nice to change it up

>>687667586
found the 12 year old

>>687668306
good job

>>687658311
Tenga Fliphole. Thank me later.

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>>687667764
>sasha gray model on Amazon.

OK 2 mistakes /b/ro.

First, buying the premium price pornstar pussy. They took a plaster mold of the OUTSIDE of your fav pornstarlet's pussy-- the inside, the part that gets you off, has nothing to do with her vagina.

Don't waste money thinking that when you buy the Lisa Ann or Sasha models that it mimics the experience of actually fucking your STD infected video prostitute crush.

Second, why the fuck would you order from Amazon? Just put on a hat and go into your local sex shop and pay in cash like a normal pervert.

>>687664557

A loli

>>687662532

i bought that hitachi attachment once just to try. didn't like it. i have an average penis with maybe slightly above average girth and found the fit to be way too tight. as a result the feel was not very pleasant.

>>687668804

Literally a shittier, noisier fleshlight, which are already pretty fucking shitty.

>>687658311
Use a blender instead OP, the vortex from the blades spinning feels WAY better than any fleshlight.

hollowed out jalapeno feels exactly like a pussy. I've tried banana peels & other shit but the jalapeno pepper has the slide & texture if you are looking for that pussy experience.

>>687669338
this
anons right they have ribs inside that caress your cock into oblivion best skeet ever

>>687669000
Trips of truth checked

>>687662743
> Woman buying a dildo to get off : sexy
> Men buying a fleslight to get off : mysoginic piece of shit.

Ok.

make your own with a towel and a latex glove.
Stuff it in a pringles can so you cant just grab harder to tighten it ... its fun once in a while, and to clean up you just throw away the glove.

>>687669338
>>687669562
3rded, jalapeños feel great. I tried a few other fruits, guava, bell peppers, Serrano, but jalapeños were by far the most realistic.

>>687663614
ayy

>>687669338
>>687669562
>>687669908

You guys are still on the jalapeños?
Come on, it's all about putting your dick in the toaster and turning it on. all those metal ribs make you feel like you're fucking a sex robot from the future.

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Bought this one, pretty cool when you don't have any other options at hand.

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I've tried a lot of sex toys over the years. More money is definitely not always better when it comes to toys. My favorite is one of the cheapest; variable speed bullet vibrator. pic related. pro tip: position under the head of penis or wherever feels best and roll an unlubricated condom over it to hold it in place. fucking amazing. make sure to get one that is waterproof as these are a pain to clean if the wiring is not sealed.

>>687667420
>not just fucking her to orgasm
>so many small dicks

>>687668847
underrated post

>>687670265
tried it, didn't feel realistic. felt nice but not big enough nor realistic. also you gotta squeeze the outside with your hands. ideal for small dicked people.

>>687672308
do you know a better one?

>>687667693
what is love?

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never bot a fleshlight but sometimes i use a rolled up cheapo yoga mat with some hand lotion.
you can change the tightness by rolling it smaller, pressing down on the top or sides, squeeze the end closed for a bit of suction.
if you dont ever want to use it as a yoga mat, you can cut it into 12" strips and give them to your buddies as christmas presents!

>>687658459
>>687658594
I rarely clean mine and it is fine.

>>687658311
Get a Lilith Uterus Hard or Medium, or a Lilith Spiral Medium. They are amazing and feel the most realistic out of any that I have used.

>>687672308
Should have bought a bad dragon onahole instead
The internal textures are way better and the material isn't so soft that you have to gorilla grip your dick through the toy just to feel anything
It's an open ended toy so you can clean it out really easy by just running hot water through it
And the platinum cured silicone is safe with many types of lube even oil based lubes and will last months of uses without tearing

>>687673740

Aren't they expensive?
cause some people won't spend 100bucks for a fleshlight

>>687670265

realistic texture is cool idea, but not that great for masturbator, would rather just use my hand.

>>687658311

OP I own your mom and she is not worth the price.

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>>687658311
>it worth the price?

Only if you use it this way...

>>687662743
Dildos are sexist bullshit. They devalue men and their genitals. You're all worthless misandrist pigs that deserve to be cleansed from this earth.

Hmm yep it's still dumb if written this way too

>>687673923
But they can justify spending equal to or greater amounts of money on multiple inferior products?
>>687667693
Like this guy or people who collect a dozen different cheap 10$ onaholes modelled after a loli or some anime waifu
Or that other anon that paid 200$ for an ass to fuck

>>687675002

Only BadDragon products are legit!

>>687664557
It's same as pussy, I had one because my ex wanted me to jerk off with a flashlight but was too insecure for me to have a pussy shaped one

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I'm buying this, double hole ftw

no wonder you guys are such betas, you're busy sticking your dicks in rubber sleeves while real men are fucking women.

>>687675662
also this is the best lubei've ever tried, smells fucking great, like a girl straight outta shower

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>>687675771
forgot pic

>>687658311
What >>687658459 said.

>>687675771
So kinda flowery and sweet?

>>687663683
kek

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>>687659582
Seconding this, the bad-dragon Hazel feels amazing on your dick and is a good substitute until you can afford a real female dog

>>687676462
You would probably be disappointed with a real dog, also don't fuck dogs they won't like it

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>>687658311
Head Honcho, is what it's called. I don't recall what I paid for it but it feels like pussy (lube required), and it turns inside out for easy cleaning..

>>687676287
yes, like the smell of a girl, I've already used up one bottle of it
Ordering 2 more

I like those water woman things. Fill it with warm water and feels quite real.

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>>687676850
Your mistake was in thinking that I don't already fuck my dog as often as I can

(she loves it btw)

>>687677296
Well as long as you're not hurting your dog.

>>687676462
I bought mine before that came out so I got a jet black Janine and a jet black dragoness muzzle
I especially like how easy they are to clean and how well they last

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>>687658311
NEVER BUY A FLESHLIGHT
FLESHLIGHTS ARE SHIT

>>687677605
They aren't terrible, but certainly overpriced, it's not bad if you find one for cheap

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>>687677558
just be careful not to get pubes and other hairs trapped in the opening, it will start sawing through the silicone when you fuck them and eventually they become too damaged to use or split completely down the middle

i should get around to ordering some more cum lube, none of the other lubes i've tried have been anywhere near as good :(

it would be a good excuse to order some Rex dildos as well

>>687675299
fag

>>687677476
>>687677296
No. Just don't do it. 'being yourself' is ok, but when it turns out 'yourself' is a fucking mongoloid, you should probably try and be someone else.

>>687678063
I shave often enough that its not a problem
Also what type of dog do you have

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Cut a hole in this, turn it inside out and fill it with lube. Jack off with that shit feels good man.
Towash just turn it inside out and it washes right off.

>>687678449
saint bernard, it didn't take much stretching out before she was able to comfortably take a human penis but you gotta take it slow and careful the first couple of times so it doesn't hurt her

>>687679166
Nice
I was recently told that my slightly above average penor is to big for most dogs and I wouldn't be able to comfortably fuck a GSP or anything not a fuckhuge breed of dog like Dane's or saint Bernard
And I don't want to go through raising a pup that's gonna die at 9 years