>>687658231
>I haven't eaten in like a day
well not that

get plenty of water and nutrients basically

get up, shower. do something active.

>>687658231
31 year old fag here. Tips for helping/preventing a hang over

>drink a glass of water for every 2-3 alcoholic drinks. Trust me this shit works.

>drink a fuck ton of water and or gatoraid before bed to help replenished lost electrolytes

>if your already hung over greasy food helps me. Also just pounding away at water.

If you have adderal you need potassium. Bananas bro. Eat them. Snort them. Insert them anally. Do whatever it takes to get that potassium in you. Make you feel brand new.

>>687658737
I forgot to pound water before I went to bed. I woke up and my mouth tastes awful.

>>687658972
Yeah unfortunately alcohol is a poison and the only way to get rid of it is for your body to deal with it. The best cure j have found is vigorous exercise. The other things I mentioned earlier help, but if I play ice hockey for an hour straight I sweat it out and am usually good to go afterwards.

>>687659236
It should be noted that exercising out a hang over absolutely sucks. It takes everything I have to get moving.

>>687659236
I'm considering riding my motorcycle to the gym and working out then getting into the sauna after a brisk workout.

>>687658231
Hydration,
Salt,
Fat,
Protein.

Sound's like it's time for greasy breakfast special with coffee and OJ at your local diner.

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>mfw I don't get hangovers

>>687659386
Hell even the sauna might do it. Just need to get sweating and getting fluids in.

Eat Popeye's chicken or something else greasy

>>687659577
I remember being 19

>>687658231
I was on an addy comedown yesterday. Force yourself to eat and drink, you'll feel better. Also sleep.

Adderall comedown is the worst.

>>687659588
Actually I might go swim a couple laps in the pool first. It's just so hot and humid outside. I feel pretty good with this fan blowing on me.

I could use a bowl of pho too. Damn that sounds good.

>>687658231
When you are hungover, you should post more of dem hanging tits of this particular MILF, Anon.

>>687658231
I don't get hungover. I just drink a shitton of water before I sleep.

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>33 years old
>hard alcoholic on rum and vodka
>don't get hangovers anymore
>i know this is a bad sign

I miss hangovers.

:(

>>687658231
Drink a minotaur:
1L of water
2 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon salt
Gulp it down
(can be halved if you can't stomach that much)

Preferably drunk just before going to bed after drinking, if it's already next morning just take a nap for approx 1 hour and it'll work too
(albeit not as effeciently and you are in the situation of drinking a minotaur while hungover which can suck balls)

>>687660343
when drinking clear alcohols neat I usually don't get hungover

>>687660714
wrong recipe:
A minotaur:
1L of water
2 tablespoons sugar
2 teaspoon salt
Gulp it down
(can be halved if you can't stomach that much)

>>687660797
I drink like a literal liter of Vodka and wake up clean 4 hours later. 0,8 liters are the lethal dose for a normal person.

I know this can't be good for me.

>>687660883
Orange Juice
Water
Salt
B-Complex vitamin
Emergen-C

follow with a mug of hot tea

it's better

>>687661010
Jesus christ son, do you have a hard time getting actual drunk?

If so then it sounds a whole lot like beginning liver failure

>>687658231
Nice teteros mate.

>>687661354
Yea, probably. I just always have the mats for a minotaur why I usually go for the simple solution

Jack in the box usually helps my hangovers

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>>687661372
Yeah I'm at the stage where german beer actually does nothing for me anymore. I've had a memorable day where I drunk 14 (fourteen) 0,5L bottles of beer while watching wintersports and the only effect I got from it was extreme flatulence and diarrhea without even feeling drunk.
That was like 4 years ago.
You can figure out the rest.

Taco Bell

the only answer

>>687661961
Okay, I know I'm just a /b/tard on the most cancerous imageboard on the internet, and you have absolutely zero reason to read what I comment, but please go see a doctor.

Your liver is most likely actively dying as we sit here and one day - probably not tomorrow or the next day - but one day soon it will fail and you will colapse and die in a matter of minutes.

>>687658231
Do a shot of vodka. Drink a big glass of water. Poor a big black coffee. Get in my hot tub, turn on the jets and float till it's gone. Takes about ten minutes.

If it's really bad put head under water and let the water jets hit my face for a bit. Works wonders.

You don't get hangovers if you drink enough water before you go to sleep fyi.

gatorade
porkroll egg and cheese
banana

hangover cure. and if you don't know what porkroll is fuck you

>>687660022

Dale?

>>687662911
Gribble?!

It's me! I seen you reply that to me like a week ago!

>>687658231
>eat greasy breakfast
>drink spicy bloody mary
>smoke joint
>????
>be cured

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>>687662639
I have nothing to strive for anyways. Losing the love of my life 10 years ago made me a /b/tard in the first place.
I got addicted to MMOs and started drinking. Now I'm at the point where I don't even play games anymore. I just drink and watch some retarded japanese shows with subtitles until I'm drunk enough to go to sleep again and then repeat on the next day.

Pic related.

>>687663012
I only like post hangover bloody Mary's if they have a lot of club soda. Otherwise I feel like death afterwards.

Does anyone else not get hangovers? I think outgrew them when I hit 40

>>687664070
I'm the opposite.

>be 19, drink til 3 am, sleep 3 hours, Cofffee, 8am class. I'm fine.
>be 45, have more than 4 pints, I'm wrecked for the entire next day.

>>687664070
>>687660343
>>687661961
>>687663179
>you'll never be 18 again and actually get a hangover from being drunk

Such is life as an oldfag

>>687664379

Were the same age

Beer fucks me up more than vodka. I think all the sugar makes me shit and get all pasty and puffy. You ever try pure liquor drinking?

>>687658231
More alcohol

>>687658231
beer or apple juice/cold shower

>>687663179
Same here for different reasons. MGTOW and fail videos till I pass out

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>>687664646
33 year old drunkard from above here.

Seriously fuck beer. It inflates my bowels so bad that it hurts and I get the shits and farts really really bad on the next day.
For some reason, Warsteiner pilsner is especially bad. It tastes good but I had to switch to another brand because of the farts and shits.

>>687664646
Mostly brown liquors - Whisky and Brandy, Armagnac when I can find some at a reasonable price.

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>>687664884
Check out Gaki no Tsukai. It's a super comfy japanese variety show that is pretty much made for getting drunk in the evening.

I have 261 Gigabytes of subbed material of that one show right now, not even kidding.

Go to sleep with a bottle of Gatorade next to your bed, when you wake up to pee, drink 1/3 of it. The next morning you'd do well to SLOWLY eat some soft eggs with toast and bacon, something like that. Mostly you need sleep. There's no way around it.

>>687664884
>>687665241
Example

Kiki - Beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIFm3_YBPbU

They have to taste one kind of beer in the beginning and then go through a lot of them to see if they can find the right one. If they get it right, they get money and if they get it wrong, they get a kick in the balls or something like that.
There are 39 episodes of Kiki alone and the show has a lot more to offer.

>>687658231
fucking retard. You don't get hangover with Adderall you goddamn autist. Before you lie to have taken a drug fucking ask someone who has taken it or do a fucking Google search you down syndrome-infested niglet august

>>687665697
Adderall dehydrates you. Dehydration is one of the major factors of having a hangover.

>>687665697
>Biting
You haven't ever taken adderall have you? It's an Amphetamine, ya know like Methamphetamine?
Maybe not like a "drunk" hung over feeling but it's worse.

Pedialyte is best cure

An IV is god tier cure if you can get one

Most symptoms of a hangover ar dehydration.

20 year alchy vet talking

>>687666493
Fun fact:

Nazi soldiers were given amphetamines during WW2 regularly to make them fight better.
The pills for the pilots were called "flyer's chocolate"

>>687667280
interesting fact.

Adderall is great until the comedown, then i'm out of it for four-days afterwards. It's been three days and my back and legs are extremely painful. The actual comedown about eight hours after taking it is completely terrible too. I'd take a hangover, over that any day. Defiantly not an everyday drug.

>>687665241
fucken love this!

>>687658231
More booze, it's the most effective way to go.

I'll usually have a bloody mary and/or a beer and it clears right up

source: functioning alcoholic for the last ~8 years

>smoke a bowl
>take cold shower
>while drinking 2-3 beers
>while listening to Mastodon