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>>687657833
nostalgia is great though op
everything was better in the past

too bad time machines dont exist
*sigh*

You keep saying "was", OP. What's changed?

>>687657833
Fuck you OP, you are the king of the niggerfucking Kingdom of Jerusalem. Fucking cuck faggot nigger kike.

>>687658822
What is wrong with you?

>>687657833
My willpower has sunk to 0.
I find myself struggling to even get out of bed in the morning.
Everything tires me and I feel like living is a pointless chore.
The only thing keeping me alive is ancient survival instinct.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I want to live a comfortable life, why the fuck did I talked to you?
>I want to learn to draw, but i'm too lazy too and demotivated to actually do it
>having a shoulder to cry on at this moment would make me feel ten times better
>I want people to notice me
>small problems like this shouldn't affect me but they fucking do

>>687659087
>>687659004
>>687657833
These are boring I came into this thread to see some dark secrets not this "wahhh life is so hard" bullshit

pump your fist

Can people just be honest with me? I'm tired of my friends being like "Hurr anon you are attractive, have more faith in yourself, go on Tinder, I'm sure you'll get dates" and then, when I don't get ANY matches they say "Oh well you're not going to find the right girl on Tinder. But you still need to have faith in yourself."

Like. Can they just fucking admit that I'm right, that I'm unattractive and it doesn't matter how much "faith" I put in myself, or confidence I display. I'm simply not going to find someone. I'm fucking tired of it.

>>687658973
Fuck you, you son of a monkey chink kike homo

>>687659220
Post your pic

>>687659004
I thought everyone feels this way?

Try the bible, if you can believe then it might offer an answer to why you feel this way.

Maybe you're a prophet waiting to happen

>>687659220
Post a picture of yourself, please.

I swear I will reply honestly with my opinion.

Women seem to judge men harsher than men judge men tho so keep that in mind (I am a guy).

>>687659004
Sounds like you've got a pretty meaningless life at the moment, man. But I don't mean that as an insult. All lives are meaningless until you choose to give them meaning.

Nobody can choose for you what your life is going to be about, but you've got to find something. Whether it's helping people or making art or travelling places or getting really good at some hobby or even a religion - something.

I can't believe my relationship is over. I just want to work on things with her and it's just pushing her further away. She won't reply to my texts and won't call when she says she will. I still love her so much and she doesn't care anymore.

>>687659318
I'm sorry but I can't trick myself into believing the Bible.
And no, normal people don't feel this way.
That's why they're out doing normal things.

>>687657833
My gf needs to get off the sauce and get her head right. Her brain is partially destroyed by alcohol and years away from ever being close to normal again. Our kids are 12 and 13 so she needs to quit drinking NAO because they are old enough to see what's happening to her and run the risk of going down the same path.

>>687659549
I can, god you sound like a whiny girl I hope your gf is out there getting dicked down by a real man

>>687659182
If you wanted to watch drama, turn on a soap opera.

>>687659717
Sounds like your gf needs some slap therapy

>>687659617
>trick myself

that's why you're so fucked up in the head.

>>687659224
You're obviously trolling, but even as a troll you are really showing yourself to be a shitty person.

>>687659795
What the hell does drama have to do with wanting to read about how some guy jerked it in his sisters soup?

>>687659549
No cure for that one but time. Been there. It probably doesn't help to hear this right now, but it will pass.

>>687659811
Whore nigger kike

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>>687659432
Not a big fan of this shit, but fine. Most recent picture, taken about a week ago by a friend

>>687657833
Recently Ive felt at times like there is something missing from my life. I dont know what it is, maybe it is family or a relationship or maybe its just loneliness. I don't really have many friends or a close family any more and havent had a relationship in years. All my brothers all have gone of and gotten good jobs live in nice houses and have social lives and Im sitting here doing nothing but a shitty job and playing video games all day...

I got married and now I regret it.

>Sex went in the shitter
>Bills piling up
>Always on curfew

What the fuck did I do to myself?

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>>687660030
replied

>>687660088
btw, got a triple dubs, holy shit

>>687659810
Why?
Because I can't believe someone raised people from the dead?
Because I can't believe someone turned water into wine or walked on water?
I envy those who can believe, it must be so hopeful.

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>>687659973
Damn you got a big head. It's a shame about the hair though that is what's killing your dating game. You do kinda look like a creepshotter too

>>687660030
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>>687659182
then make you own thread
you edgy faggot

>>687659973
Here's the honesty - you're a weird looking dude. But that doesn't mean you can't get women. Remember, even if 99% of women think you're ass-ugly, that's still tens of millions of women who will want your D.

Keep talking to women, you'll find a good one even if it takes a lot of rejections first.

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>>687659951
>pic
Also, seems as though she is a bitch. She convinced herself to move. I went down that road and it sucks. Chat with friends and keep talking with at least one person. Don't let your mind wander enough to end up thinking about her.

>>687660353
What are you on about? What's edgy about wanting some different stories that still relate to the thread topic? Are you autistic?

>I farted in an elevator full of people,
>it was fucking a 5 alarm asshole burning gag inducing nerve agent.
>Their eyes were watering ,they all got off on the next floor, I of course followed.
>Round two was a bitch for them.
> My bowls were full of silent but deadly poo gas from hell.
>Satan himself lite a fire in my intestines that there was not escape from.
> We do this for about for floors, all switching elevators,
>on the last floor a drop dead gorgeous blonde gets off,
>My gas of course just stops magically.
>She works in the building, I was just there for paper work.
>The people in the elevator started making fun of her.
>I laugh with them
I think I ruined a random blonds work life, with bad gas

I think I might actually be a nazi

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>>687660229
>big head

I think it's just where I'm leaning forward. I have a pretty long neck. Still, that's a new one. Yeah, I always cut my hair short because it doesn't grow very well long because of the widows peak and all. And I'm skinny as fuck, and I can't seem to put on any weight at all, so it's not like I can completely shave. I'll look like I have cancer/Moby

>>687660167

>>687659973
I don't consider you ugly but not attractive either.
Personality is important in your case.

Aaand, I don't know you but you look like a person who has a lot to talk about.

>>687660152
wow, no one said lick Jesus' taint.

you can apply teachings from the Bible in your life, Pslams, Kings, and the Book of Job all have written teachings for an enriched life. I can believe that is infinitely more sound then trying to find answers on a board where 80%++ are probably in no better position than yourself.

You clearly need self reflecting and the Bible is an outlet, asshole.

>>687660503
Yeah you look really skinny, you need to step up your workout routine

>>687660415
I've always found statistics to be bullshit. But thanks for trying.

>>687660592
>a lot to talk about

I do. Maybe I should just wear a paper bag, then the looks won't matter and maybe someone will like me. Don't get me wrong, I've had a girlfriend before, but she left because of the age difference - she was 20, I'm 27, and she wanted to do lots of shit after uni and didn't want to be tied down. Which was fair enough.

>>687659973
Dude, you are scary looking, like some mad scientist with scalpels and bone saws wanting to make a human in to so weird ass animal hybrid that he can walk around like a pet and rape occasionally
Do you own a kill table?

>>687660888
Being annorexic, putting on weight is pretty tough. I'm the heaviest I've ever been, and that's like 10 stone/63.5kg

>>687660024
Like I said to OP, all lives are meaningless until you choose a meaning for them. Find something you care about or enjoy and dedicate yourself to it.

If you get sick of it in a year that's fine, but hopefully by then you'll have something else going on.

>>687660050
You got kids?

>>687661119
10 stone what the fuck oh dammit are you a eurocuck?

>>687661011
No. But that's probably the best compliment I could get here, so I'll take it, thanks

>>687659973
Stop dressing like a hipster, ditch the glasses and the beard.
Girls don't care about looks as much as people think, it's all personality, and you look lie a fink

>>687657833
Actually, babe, I AM regretting my new car purchase. I hardly drive as it is and this payment is really dipping into my hooker money.

>>687661287
>ditch the glasses

Good idea anon, I didn't need to see anyway.

>and the beard

Fuck you, shaving is a pain in the ass.

>a fink

The fuck is a fink?

>>687661258

Yes

>>687659966
>>687658822
>>687659224
youre 12 arent you?

i havent talked to my parents and my brother in more than 2 years..

>>687661447
>didn't need to see anyway
You could get contacts or surgery.
But I like the glasses tbh.

>>687661258
he weighs 8 breadbaskets and is 13 hot dogs tall

>>687660465
kek

>>687660462
i dont know
the faggots that live next to me are loud as hell
i cant remember

>>687660765
That's a pretty legit point.

>>687661670
To be fair they're only reading glasses. But I wear them all the time, because without them I look bald, skinny and exhausted 24/7

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>>687657833
>I hate how if you don't have a degree, you're too underqualified, but if you do or are working on a degree, you're considered 'overqualified.'
>Women in general are fucking useless.
>Sorry I can't give you the son you really want, but you should have raised that kind of person.
>Why don't I know about 401K's, foreclosures, debt, or other real-world things? Because you never sat me down and talked about them.
>I don't want to deal with THAT or any side of the family anymore. I wasted too much of my adolescence fucking with them thanks to you, so now I have to play "catch-up" as an adult.
>If you're so proud of cousin what's-his-name, I suggest you adopt him.
>Looks like my dick-eczema's finally clearing up.
>I want to study something other than Japanese, but I can't now.
>Really hope my SAP appeal goes through.
>Voyager is the best Star Trek ever.
>Gay men are as insufferable, if not more so, as straight women.
>I FUCKING HATE BEING BLACK.
>I hope the new roommate isn't a dick.

>>687657833
i am in love with a girl 17 years younger than me. i am surrounded by young and attractive women, never felt anything towards any of them, but this one is different! I am happily married and have a kid that I would do anything for. I don't know what to do !

>>687662085
>Voyager is the best Star Trek ever
liked you up until then

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>>687662295
Been watching it episode-by-episode every night for the past few months. I love it. Janeway is a fucking badass.

>>687661447
>Good idea anon, I didn't need to see anyway.
Hipster glasses moron, get normal ones
>Fuck you, shaving is a pain in the ass.
Maybe it's because you are a whiny bitch, that's why girls don't want you

>The fuck is a fink?
Maybe it's because you are an idiot

fink
fiNGk/Submit
NORTH AMERICANinformal
noun
1.
an unpleasant or contemptible person, in particular.
verb
1.
inform on to the authorities.
"there was no shortage of people willing to fink on their neighbors"
2.
fail to do something promised or expected because of a lack of courage or commitment.
"administration officials had finked out"

I'm in love with my sister and want to fuck her but don't know how to go about it.

>>687662519
I'd fuck Janeways bad ass

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>>687662799
I respect her too much, so I'd have to stick with Seven.

>>687662597
>normal
Define normal

>whiny bitch
Shaving every day is a pain in the ass when you have as much/thick hair as I do. And without it I look 12. So no.

>Maybe it's because you are an idiot
Or maybe it's because I'm from the UK, and you're the twat for assuming otherwise

>>687662757
It's called roofies

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>>687662909
But would you dick get assimilated and try and take over engineering?

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>>687662757
Just ask her casually, like over dinner or something.

>Hey sis, would you pass the potatoes?
>And after, could you pass some of that tight [insert racial designation here] ass, too?

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>>687663022
Yes! Then I could finally be the engineer my parents wanted me to be.

>>687662938
>Define normal
In contrast to abnormal
>Shaving every day is a pain in the ass when you have as much/thick hair as I do. And without it I look 12. So no.
Still whining huh?
>Or maybe it's because I'm from the UK, and you're the twat for assuming otherwise
They don''t have google in England?
Girls don't like you because you have a fucking answer for everything. Girls hate know it alls

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This one time, at band camp...

>I love him, but he has a kid from a prior marriage with a girl I fucking despise
>I hate kids, and he's 3 so that's like a 15 year sentence
>He's annoying as hell
>Sometimes I see his mother in him
>Sometimes I hope he'll run into the street or something
>Always feel like a monster for it
>His dad is a contractor and travels a lot, so I'm stuck with the brat most of the time
>I take care of him, but his father is shit with money so we're always broke and I'm always exhausted
>I just wanted to be independent, not basically a single mom at 20
>To a kid that's not even fucking mine
>I think I want to leave, but no money and nowhere to go
>Life has become an endless cycle of housework and misery
>Life is a fucking chore and I hate to wake up in the morning
>I am a monster for not loving and appreciating my family like I should
>But I can't force myself to care or be happy anymore
>I hope a semi comes through the wall and turns me into a smear so it will end
>Kill me, /b/

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>tfw you don't know how crazy or normal you are because you don't know what goes on in other people's heads

>>687657833
Hey sweat,

Let's dump our significant others and just be together like everyone says we should be. I'm over the fact that you've fucked over 100 guys. I've been fucking hookers on the side and I've more than caught up. What do you say?

Love,
Cheech

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>>687657833
>I know exactly why I do anything that I do
>Except maybe one or two things that deal with emotions or are just random actions.
>Literally, I could sit and explain the reason why I do almost anything
>But I don't know how to fix my problems
>Its fucking awful
>Maybe one day I'll say something like "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong!" and ruin my chances with a cute girl
>But she wouldn't understand that I say those kinds of things to distance myself from others as a defense mechanism because I'm afraid of hurting people and being hurt.
>Help me.

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>>687657833
>be at party
>know three other people, including host
>one of them used to be good friend
>"hey Anon, let's meet up like we used to and watch a movie with Other Friend next week"
>sure why not
>"I have to leave now, because I'm tired and stuff"
>be going someplace else an hour and a half later
>see former friend
>know he was smoking weed in the coffeeshop
>whatever, so he lied to protect his dignity, who cares, right?
>today we're supposed to meet up to eat and watch movie
>no message from him
>ask him
>no answer
>other friend tells me he wanted some alone time tonight

For fuck's sake, I don't even know what I was expecting. This dude is a fucking flake if I ever knew one. HE suggested we meet up today. When we were at a party where HE left early so he could indulge in his addiction rather than spend time with people he says he wants to spend time with. And then when he changes his plans, not even the common fucking courtesy to let me know. He hasn't even checked his fucking whatsapp.

But you want to know why it really gets me? He's insanely strict when it comes to other people pulling shit like this. This fucking nigger has told me I'm not a good friend because I didn't take enough initiative to meet up. Why the fuck do you think that is, fuckstain? Because you need your "alone time" half the fucking time someone wants to meet up with you.

This shit is why we aren't friends anymore, and it was stupid of me to forget that. I could have done something else with my friday night, you cunt.

And I'd bet my left fucking arm that I could have found him in the fucking coffeeshop if I wanted to. Because "alone time" now means "smoking dope with immigrants".

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>>687657833

>be me
>grew up with atopic dermatitis and allergies
>therefore I was an outsider most of my life
>was never into the whole "MANLY MANG HURRRGH" thing and just kinda kept to myself and read books or played vidya
>fast forward to year ago
>started caring about what I looked like
>turns out I had less Testosterone and more Estrogen than normal
>like, enough to subtly change my bone structure so I had a girls hip:waist ratio no matter what I did
>I went "why the fuck not" and started shaving my legs, growing my hair out, etc
>eczema still there
>ruining my fucking skin
>literally look like a fucking burn victim
>hope that avoiding stuff I am allergic to and diligently taking my meds will make it at least settle down enough that it is not neon fucking red
>but on the inside I know that I will forever be a shittier version of Hanako

Pic kinda related since pretty much me just with glasses and shorter hair.

>>687662938
>Normal as in glasses that don't make you look like a fucking tool.
Something with smaller frames, metal maybe, moar colour to them, to compliment your face.

>>687664336
Damn typical whore that thinks the grass is always greener.
Why the fuck did you get with him in the first place, that fucker has brats that probably love you too death and are the only stable thing in their life.
You are a heartless bitch for allowing yourself to even get into a situation like that, and not being ready for it. You aren't just breaking up with that looser, you are breaking up with his kids also.
Fucking cunt, just fucking die already

>>687664903
Dude your life sounds kinda fucked.
>Good luck Anon.
>BE A TRAP FOR MONEY!

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>>687662085
>Voyager is the best Star Trek ever.

Nigger, you have poor taste.

>>687662519
>Janeway is a fucking badass.

Very poor taste. Seriously, she's a poorly written and poorly acted character. What do you people see in her? Voyager could have been so much fucking better. Shit, I'm watching it right now, and I'm like "what a waste this is".

>>687662909
Vulcan girls best girls, is what I always say. If you want a physically superior, efficient, logical mate, accept no substitute.

>>687664903
I find the face most important for traps.

Do you have an androgynous face?

>>687662085
>I FUCKING HATE BEING BLACK.
I fucking hate you for being black, if that make you feel better Emmett

>>687665392
>Seriously, she's a poorly written and poorly acted character.
That's every star trek captain and character ever

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>>687665392
I have best taste.

>Janeway
She navigated her crew through an uncharted part of the galaxy in a 7-year journey home. She crippled the Borg and brought a ton of new information to Starfleet.

>Vulcans
They all look the same. Even Selar there looks like Vorik in a longer wig.

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>>687665692
A little.

>I've been pretty happy with my life, but it wasn't until recently I realized there was something missing.
>As I get older casual sex just doesn't do it for me any more.
>At this point I just want someone to connect with.
>I don't care who it is or what she looks like, why can't I find someone to charish and love?
>feeling so empty.

>>687657833
>be crushing hard
>have no idea how to initiate and/or hold conversation
>anonette never initiates despite being interested
>been about two weeks since I said anything
>just chillin till I give up

>>687666010
I don't even really hate black people let alone any race(except for jews they really aren't a race though), I hate the media for stoking the flames of racism

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>>687665796
Best go back to watching Friends, faggot.

>>687665797
>Vulcan women
>not hot as fuck

Pick one. The well known novel isn't called Borg Love Slave, after all.

As for Janeway, given that I don't have to live in the Star Trek universe, but instead watch the show, I judge them on their character, not on their in-universe accomplishments. I don't like the character.

>>687666224
Dude, drop your balls and ask her out, right now, text her do it, fuck it do it! Post results

>>687659973
I'm a femanon and I think you look fine!:) not just trying to be nice either or I wouldn't have even typed this. I legitimately wanted you to know I find you attractive:)

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>>687665514

I mean... I got mistook for a chick like twice. And sometimes have to double-take when I look in the mirror in the morning.

idk, see for yourself.

And excuse the death stare. My head is trying to pull itself apart from the inside out. Ear infection yay.

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>>687666311
I pick that they aren't hot as fuck. Sorry m8, but most of them just look so...meh. Take T'pol for example: that bitch's face looks like a moon.

And how could you not like Janeway's character? She's a captain, a mother, a friend, and if you piss her off
>your worst nightmare
I look forward to seeing her every night.

>>687666559
Not him, but I would definitely fap to you in frilly lace.

>>687666430
I fucking would but it's an online thing, so I gotta get to know her first. In addition she's about 12 hrs away in another state.

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>>687666844

Don't have any lacy underwear. Yet.

I have shimapantsu though.

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I stole this fucker's cat because I have an autistic wife.

>If I hadn't I wouldn't be able to get that juicy pussy of hers.

But since then she is so enamored with the cat I think I am going to choke the fucker and tell her it died in it's sleep

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>>687666311
>Best go back to watching Friends, faggot.

I watched every episode of star trek, I make fucking Trekkies feel like idiots because I can tell them things they never caught of didn't remember
Yes, one episode of STNG did win a pulitzer and actual had Patrick stewart son in it, which also co-wrote the episode with his father.
But actually watch TNG from the first season, bad acting poor writing.
So go back to your startrek cos play, fanboy

>>687666665
>T'pol

Enterprise isn't really Star Trek. Maybe its best episodes in season 4, but Enterprise is legit too terrible to be canon. T'Pol included. She's the least sexy character in Trek history. Even the translator chick who's not supposed to be sexy is way more attractive than T'Pol.

Hottest chick in Enterprise was the lusty Andorian maid. Same actress who played Selar, so maybe I'm biased.

>>687666559
You look good in this pic, tho the jaw/chin is what usually tells you if someone is a guy and you've covered that so idk.

Do you have pics of what you're worried about? Maybe it's not so bad as you think.

>>687667087

I watched STNG.

Anon is right.

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>>687667202

I'd rather not.

I know how bad my dermatitis is and I know when I get flareups.

Here's another one.

>>687666559
One Halloween I dressed up like a goth girl, I was like 19 at the time.I looked like a hot chick when I looked in the mirror, I got hit on a lot. Fucking A, I started lifting

>>687667087
The fact that you have autism doesn't mean you don't have shit taste. Which you do.

>>687665174
I got together with him because at the time, the kids mother was 8 states away and had the kid. I thought I'd give it a few months to see how we worked out, and we got along great. I thought the kid wouldn't be any different once he came back. I was wrong, but now it's too late.

The kid doesn't give a shit about me. He disregards everything I say. He constantly asks for his real mom. He only comes to me for food, or to ask his stupid little kid questions that he already knows the answer to 90% of the time. ("Where's Momma?" "Where do you think she is?" "Her home!" Is something I go through 10+ times a day.)

I am so sick of never seeing his father anymore, never going out, never doing anything but dealing with a kid who lives in my house and still seems to think I'm just his babysitter. He's been here for 5 months; most kids would have started accepting me by now.

I am a cunt. I know. But this isn't how I thought it would turn out at all. I wish I never got myself into this, either, because you're right. The only thing I can do to get out is to ruin their lives and live with that knowledge, or kill myself and ruin their lives anyway. I fucked up. Bad.

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> Crushing on a girl for 14 years since High School
> Never had the balls to ask her out
> Kept in touch on and off as we live half-way across the country
> We both got out of shitty relationships
> Came to stay with me recently
> Ended up professing my feelings
> We end up fucking like rabbits
> Happy ending

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>>687667163
Perhaps, but still....

>>687666859
>12 hrs away in another state.
Nah, long distance is looserville, if you can hit it and quit it ,but don't try a long distance relationship

>>687667043
That's a nice ass. Clean your room, though.

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>>687659220
Market yourself buddy, how can you best represent what you have? If you are jacked, go on tinder, if you are funny, go to coffee bars, if you are reserved go to libraries. Nerdy library chicks are GOAT imo

>>687657833
>Boobs are fat, vaginas are gross, females look retarded when trying to flaunt their nude bodies
>If my spouse ever dies or leaves, I am never getting into another relationship. I feel that my own self has been absorbed by the we and I have no true definition besides fulfilling direct requests
>4chan has made me racist, I tried not to be but I am and consider other races inferior until they are able to show merit, and even then I consider it an outlier
>This does not apply to the Japanese, however Chinese are viewed as insects even by their own culture
>Suicide is for the weak, letting go of the things that hurt you is for the strong. Sometimes I am not strong enough

>>687667440
You don't have to defend yourself with me, Dump his ass , kids suck
You should show the rest of us loser your tits to spite that asshole, and we are losers that really like tits

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>>687667646
>mfw meeting chicks in libraries is me fetish but my local library is exceptionally shitty and all the hot/smart girls go to the university library anyway

>>687666475
Faggot

I'm in a love/hate limbo with a girl that broke my heart in a shitty way a few years back. I'll never admit that to anyone I know, officialy I can't stand her and I avoid her so that I won't get furious. The truth is I'd probably drag my dick through miles of broken glass to be with her if I had a chance. As a funny side effect I don't really trust women and I honestly consider most of them to be manipulative cunts. I don't think there has been a day where I haven't thought about her since. I'm honestly considering going to a shrink to get my fucking head checked.

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>>687667580

My room's not particularly messy.

I just keep a lot of stuff on that particular bed.

Who am I kidding, of course my room's fucking messy, kek.

Just messy though. Not filthy. That'd be nasty.

>>687667520
Finding people I'm compatible with irl is pretty rough, and finding someone close on the internet is almost as bad. I would love to find someone near I actually have an easier time when I'm vocal, but I'm a bit of an oddball and finding people who would be into me that I have a chance of running into is rare.

>>687665797
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmjDvmHAurE

>>687667940
Tits or faggot?
You decide

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>>687668065
Wh-why did you show me that? I always feel awkward listening to other people's music.

>>687667940
>4chan has made me racist

For me it was reality. Endless shitty behaviour coupled with endless moaning and bitching about being poor widdle victims.

4chan is just an outlet to put my frustration, so I can be a normal person in real life.

>>687664336
Fuck that other reply. That faggot has NO fucking idea what he's talking about. Making shit assumptions off what he watches on TV or sees online. You have every right to not like your situation. I wouldn't fucking like it! Especially not at 20!!:( I feel for ya honey & I hope you catch a better break in life and learn from this...

>>687657833
Are you me?

>>687668053
Dude, that still doesn't exempt you from the hell long distance relationships are
The bitch is just going to cheat on you at that distance

>>687668261
Tits or get the fuck out
Also I just hit her what I suspected she was feeling inside, because I'm an asshole

>>687668331
Ik, you're right. But I'm 21, live with fam, so I'm willing to move out there if a a spark arises. I just want to know if we'd be good... I'm a sucker for romance

>>687668674
Like I said, hit her up and ask her out, don't think about it just do it.
I cannot make that decision for you, you have to do it

>>687667335
You look more like a guy in this pic, have you tried stuff with make-up before?
Or, if you're gonna trap, are you not going to show your face at all?

>>687668039
You cocktease.

This is an off-your-chest thread, so I might as well say it: It's a big fantasy of mine to have a twink like you in a "bro's with benefits" way. I've never had a gay experience, but I find myself attracted to cute twinks, and I would like to explore sexually with one. First tentatively, with some light kissing, taking off each other's shirts and fondling each other's nipples. Gradually more and more, until the dicks come out. I'd probably do the "if the balls touch, it's gay" joke in a naked hug.

It just seems nice to have a cute twink as a bro you can call up to watch a movie with, and halfway through you're just being ridiculously gay with each other.

It's just a shame that I'll never get what I want.

>>687667335
Dude are you gay?
How can you not like the pussy?
You have to fuck women also, you'd just have too

>>687668484
No1 is attention whoring or asking for shit, so no1 has to show anything....plus I'm 33 and married and the last thing I'm gonna do is disrespect my husband by putting my tits on /b/. Take care asshole anon!

>>687657833
I am the one who ratted out my friend for fucking her 21 year old boyfriend when she was 13. Think he is still in jail.

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>>687667999
What a waste of trips

>>687669154
Like you haven't cheated on him before, you whore
Tits or GTFO

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>>687668107
But I don't like penis either. But with boobs it is just fat, and they take pride in having more fat. pic related is a male with fat. Not very sexy.

>>687668238
Startrek related, after your autism peeked were you able to enjoy it?

>>687668249
Yeah, I think it was always kind of there and 4chan just brought it out more. Asians came to our country and built the fucking railroad, then became doctors, maintained their own culture but also became part of ours. When was the last time you went to an African Restaurant? Shit even saying that makes me cringe. Like I said, there was a few outliers that made it big, but for the most part they are the most whiney, entitled, aggressive subculture in the entire world.

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>>687669331
I don't have autism.

>>687669329
Damn....someone's mommy & daddy didn't hug them enough...or maybe daddy hugged you too much???

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>>687669493
Oh I know you don't

The girl I have become so close with that was my best friend and girl of my dreams and had the same sense of humour as me is leaving. She will probably never come back into my life again. I never find anyone like me. Why do the people I actually like leave?

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>>687669592
Oh....that's what I like.

>ready phases

>>687669299
THat's da herp der

i wish i was gone and there was no trace of me ever existing

i want to commit suicide.

>>687667953
Dude, I remember when the front page of /b/ had fucking vuvuzelas on a loop. Tits or gtfo is older than Christ's dick. I'm not happy with my life, but I'm not a cheater, either. Pass.

>>687668261
Thank you. Honestly. That guy's reaction is actually pretty typical of everyone I've tried confiding in. It's why I took this shit somewhere anonymous.

I think the only thing I can do is wait. Either it gets better (however unlikely that is) or I finally get the means and the guts to leave. Or an hero. Either way.

I'm glad someone understands, though. Honestly, thank you.

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I really want to reenlist. It would be great if there was a way I could completely wipe any record of myself having ever been in the military.

>>687669500
Well, in all honesty I hate physical contact, I have a bubble. My parents hugged me just about as much as any normal family did.
Nah, I would of attack the cheating insult with what the real root of the problem would of came from, that's a burned persons response most likely based on women in past relationships cheating on them.

>>687669768
This place would be an amazing resource for mad scientists... Fuckers would just line up to not exist any more.

I wish there were more mad scientists in the world

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>>687669084

"It's just a shame that I'll never get what I want."

Eh... I'd be up to it tbh.

What? I'm an attention-starved loner, what did you expect?

>>687669137

Because trapbutt is infinitely better than pussy.

And you can't get fucked over with a kid.

I like feminine traits rather than the idea of a female, if that makes any sense.

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>>687670036
>fire phasers, Delta spread
How can Vulcan women even compare?

>>687669958
Just leave, and Tits or GTFO attention whore

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>had a serious crush on a girl since 7th grade, yet we were both so shy that I've waited to tell her about it till grade 9 etc etc. Tried to hit up on her twice, twice dumped yet still good friends.
>had a girl, currently ex, loved her like crazy, yet the other one was always somewhere in the memory.
>ex had serious mental problems, was manipulative as fuck, daddy issues combined with a demon-like sex drive. Serious drama if I ever refused to have sex for the 11th time on the same day. (not even joking now)
>after ex's first suicidal attempt because of "how hard senior class in HS was and how overworked she is" (we both did the IB) things started to fall to shit
>in an impulse of frustration I started an account on a dating site (ex and I lived 300km from each other, we've seen like twice a month for weekends - long story) as "backup plan"
>ex eventually discovers it
>second suicidal attempt, almost successful, yet try to save it
>tl;dr she became so unbearably annoying I broke up with her a week later, no regrets ever
>feel like someone would take a bag of stones off my back, so happy to be free, finally see my bros again, fuck random chicks etc
>we start just friendly meeting with the HS girl, tell her the story of my crazy relationship (obv without my
>we meet throughout all summer every week for at least 4h, conversation never dies
>she complains her girlfriends dont want to go out for heavier drinking with her
>lol, I will drink with you
>tfw after two drinking-at-a-bar dates I emerged as her bf
>lived happily ever after with my wonderful gf - - today is our 9 "monthlyversarry"
>just a happy story about a guy getting out of friendzone after 5 years

pic rel

>>687669331
>When was the last time you went to an African Restaurant?

A year, I think. There's one in town. I like it, but it's no haute cuisine. Ethiopian, I think. The shit you eat with a big flatbread and your hands.

But trust me, I'm familiar with Africa. Been there, know people from there. And what always strikes me as odd is that the "anti-racist" people are completely unfamiliar with African culture. They think all people in the world are secretly Western, and that's where idiocy like "they only do bad because of Western colonialism/imperialism" comes from. The truth is, they do not think like we do. Lying, for instance, is part and parcel in Africa. It just is. When you know that, you can deal with it. Same goes for racism. These guys are racist to other tribes, for fuck's sake. And it's a huge crab basket. When one does a little better, the others pull him down trying to get theirs. I've seen that shit happen to the same guy twice, and he would have been too dead to have it happen to him three times over if he hadn't known the right people.

Africa sucks because of African culture. That's it. Period. And the people wanting/trying to solve the problem, don't know a goddamn thing about African culture.

Fuck me, I don't think I'm even racist. A racist wouldn't get this pissed off over the plight of Africans. They just call me a racist because I don't go along with the bullshit.

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>>687664738
Ummm, care to elaborate there, Cheech?

>>687668484
You're the same one making "sentences" out of all those bad words you just learned, right?

Be careful browsing /b/. Wouldn't want your mom to walk in and see that trap thread you started. She might ground you for the WHOLE summer!

>>687660765
The art of war

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>>687670465
>hull integrity buckling

>>687670186
Does it make you feel cool going on an adult website when you're obviously 12??? That chick hasn't done shit asking for attention. Why don't you just go back to your trap & faggot threads?

>>687670212
Dude, you hooked up with a jewish matriarch, all your kids are going to be kykes. I'd gas the bitch while you still can

>>687670666
Satan has spoken. The kid on his mom's computer has to go

>>687670666
Shut up virgin whiteknight devil trips

>>687670186
You have to be 18 to be on /b/, you know.

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>>687670845
dude, I'm a jew myself...

>>687670046
>I'd be up to it tbh.

Then it's too bad we probably don't live anywhere near to each other. It's already dark in my time zone.

But I suppose there are worse things than being a chubby nerd's gay fucktoy. I'd do things to that butt. Mostly fucking and spanking.

>>687661504
Nicht Englisch

>>687670964
Can you please do me a favor and kys, that would be wonderful, would make the world just a little bit of a better place

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>>687671042

>it's already dark in my time zone

Uh... It's... It's 22:20 for me. I'm in GMT+1.

>>687670666
Her story could not be told without identifying herself as a female. Therefore Tits or GTFO should not apply.

>>687670186
Satan wins this round.

>>687659220
Start working out and use face wash.
Eat better.
Sleep at least 8 hours.
Cut your hair.
Get new clothes.

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>>687671114
feelin edgy aren't we?

Really want to try meth. Don't know anyone within 50 miles of me.

Plus I'm sure it wouldn't end well

>>687671161
Holy shit, we're in the same timezone. I live in the Netherlands.

>>687671297
Some people here get it

>>687657833
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>>687659795

lol millennials

>>687671329
Not really, hating jews is normal behavior.
People have been doing it for thousands of years because they are evil spawns of Satan

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>>687671402

Slovakia 'ere.

>>687670339
Quality post anon.

Appreciated

When did the whiteknights of reddit and the bull dykes of tumbler take over /b/?
You all make me sick

>>687659973

Honestly? Not too bad anon yeah not brad pitt but so what I've seen A LOT worse with beautiful women.

Have you considered shaving your head?

Balding fag here I look fine af with a shaved head but I look like a rapist with hair

>>687670666

Satan has spoken, it's time to leave kid.

>>687657833
Well, same for me.

I'm pretty much at the point where I don't care about anything anymore.
Can't be sad either, had a life in which I've seen and done pretty much everything I planed to.

But to get one thing off my chest.
Fuck people. Seriously. Out of everything on this planet, people are the absolut worst shit ever. Including me ofcourse.
No matter how funny, smart, beautiful, sad, idiotic, ugly.. you are I have only contempt for fucking people because somewhere along the way, each and everyone will turn out the same.

>>687671589
That's a lot of distance between us for one timezone. What a shame. I was kind of hoping we'd magically live in the same city.

>>687671704
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>687659973
You look like you tried to be a hipster, but stopped halfway through. I think that's good, though. Never go full hipster.

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>>687672005

Hey, at leas it's plausible.

My boyfriend lives in fuckin' Canada so I'll have to wait for like a year to even have a chance to visit him and at some point get into a threesome.

Poly people are the fucking bomb my man.

>>687663244
>Girls hate know it alls
to be fair i have to disagree, you haven't just found a girl that likes it
but in all fairness everything in limitation

>>687671895

Sorry you feel that way. I'd argue and try to give you hope but god knows someone else would fuck you over and you'd think "fuck that guy, he lied to me", so... yeah. Sorry bro.

>>687659973
It's the hair.

>>687672414

I think people in general do not like know-it-alls. They make sure that everything is correct even in joking, so when you're just fucking around, you get corrected.

>>687660030
Nigger.

>>687659973

Agree with the other guy. Shave the hair off and trim up the beard and you're golden.

>>687672414
Damn dude, you are a know it all, just shut the fuck you you want a be cuck

>>687672379
Yeah, it's been my experience that "perverts" have better sex lives. Mostly because I am one. Weird, I'm still sort of trying to come to grips with it. Outward, I'm straight and vanilla. But on the inside... well, I want to fuck twinks and stuff like that.

It's funny, though. I'm a shy nerd, and I've only ever had one relationship. But all my vanilla friends are so uptight about sex, I wonder if they even enjoy it. The holy grail for these people is anal. Which they never want done to themselves, of course, so they pre-emptively bar themselves from doing it, too.

Meanwhile my regret is that my ex never got her entire fist up my ass. Buttstuff is amazing, and she was definitely more in my ass than I in hers.

>>687657833
I don't really hate niggers

>>687659973
Contacts, shave, wear a hat, lose the watch and ring. Drink beer. No books, no IT, no history. Ask open ended questions and listen more than you talk.

4/10 is now a 7/10.

>>687672520
Hope died some fucking time ago after having been revived multiple times already.

I'm convinced that nothing in this world will remain and I'm not even attatched to anything anymore.

The amount of fake people I've met is absolutely disgusting.
I'm not even mad, I am actually just very disappointed.

Not that I wish death or affliction upon anybody, by now I just wish to be left alone.
My only contact with people nowadays is actually just 4chan and my way to the grocery store.

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Kys
Fags

>>687669976
fuck did you do for you to want to wipe all records?

>my wife's best friend is moving in with us
>I want her to bring up a 3some
> I'm willing to take my 3 years imprisonment for it.

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>>687673082

I never got it either.

No wonder narrow-minded fuckwits are so common, considering how sexually repressed the average person is.

>>687673245

It may come back, I can't say for certain. Of course telling you that is as effective as a cat trying to bury its shit on a marble floor, but you know.

I know the struggle of meeting fake people. It's utterly disgusting, pointless, and confusing, but they remain, and they're not even useful for opening up any sort of understanding. Unfortunately people are not great for scientific observations in everyday life.

However, I'm glad you have the attitude that you do (in wanting to be alone rather than inflicting harm on others) and I do hope that over time you can find some way to get out of this mindset and meet some people that aren't fake.

i just want to fuck her once and i know i need to lose weight I JUST WANT TO DEEP DICK THAT SO HARD :(

>>687672896
>just shut the fuck you you want a be cuck

ok i will fuck you you.
the fuck does that mean? tard

>>687672692
>Everything in limitations
i don't mean all the time man, fuck it gets right annoying.

> I've been seeing this girl for a few month
> crush since day one
> I never was in a relationship and the last time I tried, it ended with pain
> girl is realy shy, more than me !
> one day I tell her how I feel, get rejected
> few weeks after she changed her mind and may be interested
> tells me it'll take time, she's not sure, a little scared etc ...
> why is it so complicated
> I feel like a fuckin lvl 1 against a world boss

>>687673245
This world isnt forever. How you act now and what you believe will change the here-after.

I've been taught and read that the reason this life seems so empty is because we're not living our lives the way God intended.
>inb4 'gods not real, mah 4chins'.

>>687674437
Believe in yourself. Maybe you're her 2nd raid boss and she needs time to recover/prep after the first.

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>>687674563

This life seems so empty because it IS empty.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you're not a special fuckin' snowflake. You're just one out of eight billion other humans on this dying earth.

You can either slog through life, being a numb consumerist drone like the government wants you to be, or you can abuse the system and live the good life of a NEET.

Or you can be the bigger person and make your mark on the world before Human+ happens in like ten to fifteen years tops.

>>687674058
Yeah, a lot of these people will waste no time in revelling in their normality. Though, on the flipside, the gay guy in our group of friends became flamboyantly, unrepetently gay in response. I admire him, and am I kind of jealous. Coming out as gay is kind of clean cut. What would I ever come out as? People already know I'm a pervert, but that's so vague, it's like "Anon just knows a lot about weird sex". Which I do. But it's hard to advertise.

Then again, my ex and I got together in part because I saw she had some furry art lying art. I thought "this one's a freak, we have to get together".

>>687674077
And my blessings to everyone who isn't fake out there.
I'm waiting out until this society has eventualy sorted it's shit out.

Nobody can tell me that that what is going on is still normal and headed in a good direction.
It's beyond me really. Either I am broken or the majority of people out there are.

>>687674563
Partly I can agree with you, partly I can agree with >>687674933

Also
>transhumanism
>human +
https://youtu.be/VIQNUVTfKQM?t=2301

"Mans evolution is the evolution of his consciousness."

I know what i need to do to sort my shit out
>but i never get down to doing it
I manage to step out of my comfort zone once or twice a week.
>but i get frustrated because I'm not doing enough to move forward.

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>there's this girl that works with me, I fell in love with her. She won't feel the same way about me but is my good friend now at least, she's aware of my feelings and I can't pinpoint her feelings quite exactly but everyday I think of her even though I have a gf who lives with me and I can't help but feel like a confused fuck.

>I'm not attractive

>I'm insane

>fuck dude I'm on my break for work right now too and I'm working at a shitty job fuck this.

Why is it that I prove myself over and over yet they keep talking as if I never did? They were always clueless and no matter what I do they keep with the same narrative. It's like they're stuck on stupid.

>>687657833
I want to fuck my little sister so bad

>>687677172
How old?

>>687674058
>sexually repressed
What? So you're arguing that because someone isn't into stuff that is considered weird/crazy, rather than simply having their own tastes, they must be sexually repressed?

>>687677467
11

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>>687657833
i love big black cock!

I'm an egotistical jackass...

>>687677669

Don't be crazy...

>>687664336
Welcome to Parenthood

>>687677965
No, I am actually. My parents didn't give me any attention when I was a kid.

>>687660030
fuck man

>>687677546
>>687677467
Close enough, she's 7

I really fucking love her, but hate she doesn't choose me, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, I would give you everything what you want fucking stupid bitch who doesnt even matter anything that herself!

My gf of 6 mounths broke up with me a week ago... I feel like shit then.

I was totally in love with her and she knew it and used the shit out of me. I hate myself for being a pussy and letting her and I hate myself more for hurting her, but at least I had the stones to (eventually) break it off. Wish I could stop thinking about it ... years fucking later ...

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i'm gonna have to buy a wife

I want to fuck my Mum, Aunt, Cousin, Mother-in-law and girlfriend's sisters but, oddly enough, not my own sister - not really attracted to her.

I've resolved to make a move on my Mum and Aunt since they're both smitten with me it seems. I mean I can do no wrong in their eyes and they are always touchy-feely. I have like minute long hugs with my Mum, she even nibbled my earlobe one time and kissed my neck. I kissed my aunt on the neck one time and she made a "Mmmmm..." sound and thgrew her arms around me. I know I have to be the one to make the first move as they wouldn't risk it but I'm sure they'll both be receptive - to kisses at least. I'll work on giving them a massage or something. You only live once. Right now I'm getting in shape so I am ready to fuck them senseless if ever I get that far...

>>687679038
If it floats, flies or fucks, it's probably cheaper to rent it.

>>687678388
she is probably somewhere fucking the rebound right now.

>>687657833
I cheated on my gf for a month while she was in a mental hospital after a suicide attempt. Now she's pregnant with my kid and broken up with me. I really want her back

>>687678195

Don't be crazy...

>>687679545
As a sidenote: using this as my workout motivation is working wonders... been running at least 5k every day - I imagine licking out my Mum and Aunt's pussies are the prize at the end of the runs... lol...

>>687680169
I'm not crazy, I'm just an egotistical jackass. Is it so hard to believe that there are people that are actually like that?

I came to 4change to get help with killing myself. I hate my fucking life and I just want to do it. I want to do it by train but can't get the balls when the train comes down the track. I want help for that

>>687680644
Call a suicide hot line, maybe they know

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>>687659182
Well fuck it, I got one for you
>2006
>inna Iraq
>on presence patrol in butt fuck nowhere
>about 2 hours in, starting to get tired
>guys are talking, bullshitting
>suddenly, guy jumps up from behind a berm to our right
>FUCKFUCKFUCK.jpg
>I pop him three times, he flops back like a pop up target
>everyone takes cover, we move up to investigate
>guys dead, laying in a pile of shit
>mfw he was just a dude taking a shit and we scared him
>mfw we just walked off in silence
No one ever talked about it after it happened.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10369574

>biological female girl is main character
>she had trouble in school because of starting fights
>she learned how to trap small animals like raccoons in middle school so she could torture them and kill them but nobody found out
>she got good grades in high school
>she was pretty socially awkward but started learning how to do well in social situations in middle school
>she's selfish and impulsive
>she doesn't have any real goals for her future
>she's manipulative
>she gets good at lying to people and manipulating them in high school
>she gets good at hiding what she really is
>she goes to collage
>she's at a party
>she notices a lesbian who's very drunk, talks with her a bit, and flirts with her
>she eventually moves on
>she sees 3 guys taking that very drunk lesbian home from that party while the lesbian wanted to stay and drink
>she watched them, curious as to what would happen
>they're actually good guys and don't take advantage of her
>they just take her to her apartment
>she watches as they leave
>she brought more alcohol
>she knocks on the door and offers the alcohol
>she lets her in
>she gets the lesbian more drunk
>the lesbian is too drunk for lesbian sex
>she just drinks more and then falls asleep in bed with her
>not much happens for a while
>she waits for another party
>the lesbian gets drunk again
>the same guys tell her she's had enough and bring her home
>she goes to the lesbian's apartment with bdsm sex toys
>they start foreplay
>she whips the lesbian a little too hard
>things go a little more vanilla
>nothing substantial happens
>there's another party at some point
>the lesbian again got drunk
>she get into an argument with the 3 guys that usually take her home, who are actually good friends of hers, and she walks home alone
>they just let her walk home
>the main character had been waiting for something like this to happen
>she picks up the lesbian in her car
>she says she has a surprise for her and implies it's sex

>>687681159
American military. At its finest.

>>687661287
>girls don't care what you look like
>you look like a fink

Pick one you faggot

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I'm fucking my half sister

>>687681159
a fucking shitty way to die

>>687681474
Pretty much.