Q: If you could suck yourself off; would you ever leave the house?
Honestly no
I can its overated and only sissy faggots would do it so kill yourself anyway.
>>687656784
Yes, I'm not gay. Sucking a cock is about as gay as it gets.
it really hurts your back afterwards so its not even worth it
>>687657437
yeah it really fucks me up, i can do it but damn my back
Yes. I would need groceries and plenty of alcohol to drown out my crushing self-reproach.
There is literally a girl holding his cock and he sucks it himself. Thats the gayest you can be
>>687657059
>>687657437
yep. i've done it some years ago. it hurts your back a fuckton, it feels more like you're sicking a dick than your dick being sucked, and that shame sensation afterwards....sucking own dick sucks bro.
Sucking my own cock? Nah brah. Now if I could fuck myself in the ass daily. I would probably never see daylight again.
>>687656784
Nah, if i could i would do it once. Just dont like the idea of nutting in my own mouth.
>>687657252
so jacking off is gay too?
>>687657783
It can has its pros as awell a few times my dick was dirty with hairs and stuff and didn't want to shower so I licked it clean instead
>>687658141
yes, it's literally giving a handjob to a man
>>687658206
not gay idiot.
>>687658141
duh
>>687656784
Sauce? Looks like a vid.
Do you guys ever cum in your mouth? I want to but I'm too much of a sissy to try it. What's it like?
>>687658169
>Licking dirty cock
That is definitely not a pro but I am sure you know that and you made me laugh which I reckon was the intention.
>>687658349
keep telling yourself that, homo
>>687656784
I think.the better question would be, if you suck your own dick, where do you finish?
I can reach the tip but that's all, one time I managed to cum in my own eye and I felt a very heavy sense of shame afterwards and have never done it again.
>>687658141
Not if you are wearing gloves
>>687658526
http://www.pornhub.com/users/selfsucker100
>>687658705
On your tearful shame ridden face of course.
>>687658349
>>687658697
>>687658794
we need to clarify this now. I dont feel comfortable with jacking off now
>>687656784
> Sweet
>>687656784
yes and I still wouldn't do it.
Sucking a dick is fucking gay as fuck.
>>687658705
you pull out faggot and cum where you normally cum.
>>687659300
Not if its your own dick idiot
>>687659356
In your mums ass?
I'd get bored eventually
I can, and honestly...it isn't as great as you'd think...
>>687659431
I would like to draw your attention to the gif above your post. Gay. As. Fuck.
>>687659441
yes I will pull out then cum in her ass.... Kill youself you sound 12
>>687658812
Cheers
>>687659575
Full Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex
Not gay
I am both too proud and too inflexible to do something like this, but also the back pain must be far greater than any pleasure.
>>687656784
Fuck no dude. I would quit my job and be a bum.
Why do you think I do anything at all? Why do to work? Why get money? Why be friendly to people? I wanna get my dick sucked, and most folks dont do it for free.
Unlike 4chan mods
And the ones who are free and easy tend to choose men who are handsome, and mang, I am ugly.
I've done it in my dreams several times and it was boring as fuck.
>>687659784
Not if you're reasonably in shape and you stretch for a couple of minutes every day.
>>687659747
Well if you want to get technical I didn't say homosexual. I said gay. Which technically is happy. Which I'm guessing you would be if you were getting a blowey. But it's still fkn gay dude.
>>687657585
Fuck me I've been watching Futurama recently and read it in his voice now whenever I see Zoidburg I'm going to think about this
>>687660102
The only people who think it's gay are the people who can't do it. Is sucking your finger gay too?
>>687660259
A finger is not a sexual organ. Nope I can't do it. I get my wife to do it when she can be fucked and has a few glasses of wine already. So take that neck beard
>>687660259
Your finger isn't a dick.. but yes. Sucking your finger is gay. Start sucking your first finger all factory right now! Suck it like you want your finger to ejaculate.. Gay as fuck right
Is fucking your own ass gay?
>>687660613
>>687660627
You're both faggots. You finger your asshole everyday n the shower so your just as gay as me with that logic.
>>687660676
>>687656784
I could do it when I was 105lbs from amphetamine addiction, probably did it about 6 times total, swallowed my own load a few of those. As a previous anon said it destroys your back and was kinda cool but not comparable to a girl doing it for you. Honestly more effort than its worth once the novelty wears off. Maybe it you be good jacked up on oxys to negate the back pain but then you just have dope duck so what's the point
I think Ron Jeremy says it best... Sucking your own dick doesn't feel like you have a mouth on your dick as much as it feels like you have a dick in your mouth...
>>687660936
>>687660936
>>687660676
Eh, it seems like that'd be underwhelming on both sides of it, what with the penis not being hard enough to stimulate the prostate- you'd essentially be wethumping yourself.
Everyone that thinks sucking your own cock is gay:
By your logic, then jacking off is gay as well.
Think about it.
>>687661664
jacking off IS gay
>>687661743
Then that makes everyone gay in that case whats even the point. Just kill yourself weak troll
>>687662064
ur gay
>>687656784
I can suck my own cock
I leave the house every day
>>687661780
Still feels better than jacking off though. I don't suck it I just put my head around the lips dor 2 seconds before I'm about to cum and it feels like a girl just gave you head.
What if I suck my own dick and have a guy fondle my balls? Is that gay?
>>687662462
yes because there's another person involed. how stupid are you