waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>>687653214
>Inb4 cancer.
>>687653121
There's a difference?
>>687653214
Nude apron.
>Lewd and relevant to my interest.
hello
When i dip you dip I dip
>>687652798
Haha, I'll see what I can do.
>>687653163
Not fair. Not fair at all.
>Dunno if I regret posting that picture or not.
I dunno, oatmeal always just tasted like mush to me.
Id be far too busy bugging the rocket pilot as to why we aren't going faster.
>>687653344
Memes aside? Yus.
Fallout will turn a rabbit into some kind of super jumping rabid small dog sized dollhouse murder machine.
Skyrim will just give it a cloaking spell or something.
And after YEARS of DOOM and HALO and Perfect Dark, aaaaaand Killing Floor, my eyes are pretty perceptive to invisibility magic.
>>687653417
I wonder what isn't relevant to your interests :^)
>>687653303
Fluffy Hair.
>>687653344
Can't remember if I came up with something good for you.
>>687653349
Yari Yuri.
>>687653409
Cat.
>>687653586
If we're talking about cute, I bet you're cute.
>You'll be really cute dressed up in thigh highs and panties.
>>687653727
Care to try your luck and take a guess?
>or 20
>>687653462
Stupid broken gif
>>687653774
MOOMOOMOO
>>687653774
Holst.
>>687653303
Yuuko.
I'm here again, super fucking hungry.
>>687653586
Go to sleep you
>>687653586
>Not fair. Not fair at all.
>Dunno if I regret posting that picture or not.
post it again
>I dunno, oatmeal always just tasted like mush to me.
you gotta get the apple cinnamon ones. and put peanut butter and raisin in it.
>Id be far too busy bugging the rocket pilot as to why we aren't going faster.
>going 7.9 kilometers per second
go faster fgt
>>687653667
I was referreing more to the fact that because rabbits are small and fast they're very hard to kill, compared to the mostly easy actual enemies, in all bethesda games it's really not hard to find a broken build/combo of weapons and stat upgrades.
And now the joke is ruined but I guess it was never any good to begin with.
>>687653774
I don't think you did, but then again I never came up with anything better than cowttis
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD
>>687653875
Rikka!
>>687653941
Nice feet!
>>687653875
>when i grow up i want to be buff
>>687653880
There it is.
Mooo.
>>687653854
>Care to try your luck and take a guess?
Nah, sounds too complicated.
Atleast you have good taste in what you like.
>>687654150
You didn't reply to me earlier you dork
>>687653774
Moonpie
>>687653887
kyouko
>>687654117
shiki
>>687654316
This may sound weird but I love tiny silly hats
>>687653854
Know what, I'm curious. What color panties do you think I'm wearing right now?
>>687653965
I know, I figured out the problem. I was laying on my back. I sleep best on my stomach. I'll be out in no time at this rate.
>>687654045
It was in the last thread! Like, not even that far down!
Can't I just have a bowl of Lucky Charms instead?
>Implying I won't be satisfied till FTL speed
>>687653303
Bug eyes
>>687653774
meow
>>687654387
>shiki
That's not very clever, not even worth a capital letter.
>>687654150
My favorite boat! Whats going on qt?
>>687654169
Holy shit she is huge!
>>687654365
Sorry, I left the thread on my last claim...
>>687654447
Black. If I'm right you take a picture.
>Inb4 I'm not wearing any panties.
>>687654387
How are you?
>>687654479
Pet.
>>687654117
I thought that was where you were going initially, but then I remembered we are talking about Bethesda here, where nothing makes sense.
Also, if that is the case, Fire Breath Thu'um.
Just look in their direction and instant grilled rabbit.
>>687654447
>>687654600
we /soc/ now boys
Pam Poovey
best there is
>>687654393
They're cute.
>Tokitsukaze pic cause I have no more Kyouko tiny hats
>Kyouko
>>687654479
Space balls
>>687654510
i always felt like my nicknames for you were poor.
Either too long or insufficient
>>687654660
it looks like rain so it's a nice cool day today.
Not bad, how about you? Get good rest?
>>687654447
Praying for shimapan of any color. And get off 4chan, that usually helps. I can't sleep in any position but on my back, makes me too sore.
>>687654552
It's okay bb, I forgive you. How are you?
>>687654777
Kekked and checked
>>687654447
lewd as fuck. shimapan a best stop pretending you aren't cute.
>Can't I just have a bowl of Lucky Charms instead?
yeah thats a better idea lets have that
>Implying I won't be satisfied till FTL speed
if we live that long i will be the happiest person alive.
>>687654522
valmet is stronk
>>687654977
>all these 7s
>>687654510
Reichsleiter.
>>687654522
Not much, gonna play some OW with Megumin soon
What about you my fav chuuni?
>>687654797
>tiny hats
>>687654977
Thank you! I'm fine, what about you?
>>687654940
Good, I'm alright, yeah I slept plenty last night.
>>687655081
Shimapan best pan.
>>687655197
You mean you're going to play OW with yourself? :^)
I'm doing fine, better now that I've had something to eat. Any weekend plans?
>>687654977
>>687655081
>>687655336
That's 3 votes for shimapan
>>687655149
Good one
>>687654940
I'm kidding they're great, better than anything I could come up with. How are you?
>>687654777
A big chunk of people have already posted face in TG.
>>687654797
Really it was the recent anime Pandora in the Crimson Shell: Ghost Urn that sparked my interest, and giving me a fetish for dolljoints.
>>687654763
It's been years since I played Skyrim and never paid much thought to the shouts so didn't even know that existed.
>>687655081
Strong and beautiful.
>shimapan a best
This guy knows.
>>687655197
Sounds like fun! Playing OW with your old self? How are you doing that? Breaking time and space??
Might as well post my Rikka Shiki cosplay
Claimed, I'm still around
>>687654600
Nope. Pure white. Close but no cigar.
>Have a slutty photo anyways you thirsty mofo
>>687654777
Shhhhh, the anons don't need to know that!
>>687654977
You already saw the shimapan! But no, I don't wear those to sleep in.
>>687655081
Not cute. I'll defend this till I get tired of saying it.
Guess what. I'll still be asking why we aren't going faster.
>>687655446
Seriously, I already posted a shimapan!
>>687655139
Wait, KAREN!?
>Anime pose
I call upon the power of the repeating digits! You shall now get lewd!
>EXPLOSION Thrown err.. Claimed
>>687655236
Good to hear.
>>687655512
Work has ended, but now summer classes begin. I live a blessed life.
Are you still living the dream?
>>687655812
>still trying to get Karen lewds
it's like you haven't learned anything from last time
>>687655770
>
>>687655991
You secretly enjoy them, don't lie.
>>687655512
You didn't pay attention to shouts?
There are some really useful ones.
Whirlwind Sprint can you get you across certain gaps you can't jump across.
Dragonrend forces Dragons to land.
Clear Skies for toasters that can't handle snow/rain.
DIS-FUCKING-ARM is not that useful.
Soul Tear for soul trapping.
A lot of useful shouts.
>>687655770
Damn, it was either pure innocent white, or the deep sultry black.
>I obviously misjudged.
>But white makes me want you a bit more
><3~
>>687655446
>You mean you're going to play OW with yourself? :^)
You had to, didn't you? ;-;
That's nice to hear.You had dinner?
Nah I don't plan on doing anything this weekend
No booze to get drunk either
What about you?
>>687655586
>Playing OW with your old self
>REEEEEEEE
I'm doing fine~ Breaking the fabric of space and time as usual~
Tenryuu claimed
>>687654139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWiRwIw_hFA
Cirno claim
>>687656229
lol 9.STRONG
>>687655991
It's just to break the cycle! You will lewd to repeating digits!
>>687656045
I didn't use shouts.
>Ever
Akiko claimed
>claiming yume
>>687655920
>Are you still living the dream?
Yes though right now I'm just trying to deal with all the retarded bureaucracy.
>>687656045
It's more about them as spells being boring.
>>687656043
The Karen lewds? Or the people asking for lewds?
If it's the first then that's a very heavy implication you're implying desu
>>687656265
>off by one
your efforts amuse me, mortal
>>687655731
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>>687656317
>>687656339
>greeting
>>687656383
Oh? is it still your uni being retarded about stuff?
Claimed
>Just end me edition
>>687653214
cancer of /b/
>>687656532
Hey there!
>>687656154
Teach me how so I dont have to go into work today please!
>>687656465
>The Karen lewds? Or the people asking for lewds?
Why not both.
>>687656265
>>687656383
Hmm. I don't use them that often, but they are useful. And who honestly hasn't used Unrelenting Force on Lydia multiple times?
>>687656532
Uni, state, Municipality pretty much all of them are going full retard with one thing or another.
>>687656563
Cancer in a rotten corpse at this point
>>687655770
everything is so lewd. also that blanket looks max comfy.
>>687656339
crazy leg person
>>687653214
rollerinomaoramaamoar
faggots
pussies
bitches
sandniggers
>>687656563
>cancer of /b/
>cancer
>/b/
Anon, have you ever been on any other board for more than a "raid"?
>>687655770
I like shimapan, sue me
>>687656154
I really did, yes. And no, just lunch. Go buy booze, then, I'll get drunk with you and hop on some voice chat.
>>687656681
>Unrelenting Force on Lydia
guilty
>>687656668
shoo shoo lood person
I actually wanted to say hi to you a while before but I posted the artist's picture and you didn't reply, thought you were the other one since you were using some unfamiliar pictures lol
>>687656851
I laughed my ass off at this post. The combination of Mizore's expression and the way you started the sentence.
"Anon..."
>>687657078
I'm really tired right now.
>The meme masheen
>>687657078
>I actually wanted to say hi to you a while before but I posted the artist's picture and you didn't reply
Ah, I just forgot, kek.
>thought you were the other one
Filenames my friend, filenames.
Also haven't seen other Kyoukos in more than a week anyways.
>>687657223
Memes
>>687657056
Renge, it's hot. Make it cooler before I decide to just sleep in nothing.
>>687656661
Use you powers~
You can do it!
>>687657056
I'll go get some beer then!
>>687657223
>off by one
>again
hope this teaches you a lesson
go sleep desu, rest well
>>687657285
Can you post a picture of your folder? I thought all your pictures were Kyouko#, then I saw that one with the chibi and got confused
Just bought an entire stores stock of peach mangosteen Snapple because all the piece of shit stores around me don't carry it anymore. Got about 12.... Worth it
Milinda claim
>>687657476
no idea what that is but yum yum grats desu
How's your video project coming along?
Also, forgot to mention I flipped my bike while standing up with no hands. I tried to cross my arms and steer the bike.
>I fucked up.
>>687657473
I've only been doing one attempt a thread, I don't want to turn it into a get thread.
>NO. SLEEP. TILL.
>BROOKLYNNNNNN
Mine
>>687657476
Ask them when they get them delivered you can buy ALL OF THEM.
>A friend of mine did it with TastyCakes
>>687657683
>NO. SLEEP. TILL.
>BROOKLYNNNNNN
>>687657412
do it fgt
>>687657412
That's backwards my dude, why would you sleep in less when it's cold?
>tfw it gets too hot to sleep even with no clothes or covers and fan on full blast because my father is the fucking heat miser
>>687657683
Thanks for that, time to listen to beastie boys for rest of shift
>>687657414
Yay! Excitement
>Claimed
>>687657683
>Motorcycle?
And pls, need sleep. If I hit my second wind, I'll be hating life.
>>687657956
https://youtu.be/07Y0cy-nvAg
>>687658134
Intergalactic
>PLANETARY
>>687658134
>my father is the fucking heat miser
??
I'm glad I got a ton of new Karen pictures recently because I've been using the "IDK"s a lot more often
>>687657473
No, they're not all Kyouko#Number.
Sometimes I name them by type, or if there's someone else in the pic.
But it's mostly just the Chibi ones.
Meh, you'll know when it's me, trust me.
>>687658257
Dear God no.
>I'd be dead.
>>687658128
Make me!
>>687658134
I'm saying it too hot to sleep. Make it cooler or I...well because fuck that anon, put shorts on instead.
>>687658257
just fap and knock yourself out
>>687658268
how many karen pics in total do you have now?
>>687658323
I've just kinda given up on numbering them, I keep telling myself that I'll rename them all once I pictures of Shiki slows down again.
>>687657640
It turned out well. Ended up being like 13 minutes long lol. how's your day going
>>687657937
Oh don't worry. I'm going back when I get paid and I'm busting the bank on that bitch
>>687658268
https://youtu.be/wbfgVEk-mxQ
From an American Christmas special
>renge
Look what I randomly found
-Shiki
>>687658419
What are you even trying to say Makoto
Go the fuck to sleep, it's way past time for you
>>687658556
I could rename all of them to Kyouko (Number),
but then it would be harder to find some of the ones named differently, so meh.
>>687658683
Same Seiyuu, kek.
>>687656545
I could never end you
>>687656532
Hello Yuuko
>>687657414
B..but I need your help!
>>687657484
Hey Milinda, soft number 2
>>687658556
>naming pictures
>>687658798
I have my pictures in 22 folders, one of them has 6 sub-folders... but I might have an obsession for organization.
>>687658787
lets fuck him to sleep
>>687658419
>
>>687658134
Woohoo!
>>687658895
>have a pic you like
>that might help
>>687658798
Right now it also serves to seperate the old and the new pictures.
>>687658934
Having 10+ filename systems in the same folder just looks so terrible.
>>687658419
Just strip down to socks and panties.
>and crack the window for me
>>687658951
Best idea so far
>>687658604
This many
>tfw I can fit less things in the picture because smaller resolution
>almost forgot about it
>>687658604
It's about to end, tired. What did it end up being about?
>>687658323
>you'll know
I promise desu
>>687658934
>not naming pictures
>>687659026
the filenames work though, desu
thanks for the karencolle, kongou-karen is too great.
>>687658787
It's hot. About 85F right now. Hotter in my room.
Make my room colder before I have to change into something less comfy so I don't overheat!
And I know it is, send assistance. Or at least a fan.
>>687658435
Have to try harder than that for me Anon. I may act a bit lewd, but I'm a tough one to get turned on enough for that.
>>687658951
U wot m8
>>687659058
>Window
I live in a garage, there are no windows. There's only a door with no locks...I should use that padlock sometime.
>>687659275
Nope, no locks on the door is even better.
>You can use the padlock after I'm inside
>>687658951
Kek, reminds me of a D&D campaign I was in where my friend tried to distract an NPC by seducing her, kept rolling too high and ended up fucking her unconscious
>>687659275
>Have to try harder than that for me Anon. I may act a bit lewd, but I'm a tough one to get turned on enough for that.
shame, cumming feels great and always makes it easier to sleep
>>687659231
I just renamed these ones to make a bit of order, so now my pics have a bracket.
(But only the Kyouko ones)
>>687658895
Hey Rikka. Sorry I wasn't on last night.
>>687659275
>only 85
I fail to see your issue
>renge
>>687659479
Oh my...uhhh, what door? There is only walls. Nothing but walls.
>>687659536
Does it? Why is that even?
>>687659738
I may be from SoCal, but I don't handle heat very well.
>>687659231
I meant from saving different websites, that sort of filename is fine though personally if I were to split them up I would use different folders. But nearly each website has their own automatic filenames like saving your picture would give me 1464979143547.
saving a picture from Gelbooru would give me something else and when you start using a shitton of different sites like I do; it looks fucking ugly.
I probably should "tag" them like you have but so many of them are just in a similar style and there's so many.
Also fuck having to rewrite this so it¨'s not tagged as spam
>>687659818
You won't mind a hole in the wall right?
>We can put up a curtain.
>>687659019
Here have a gif for thank you!
>>687659602
Hey no worries no need to apologize I wasnt even on long anyways I was too tired to stay up whats going on?
>>687659231
It was basically a funny video of me and my friend being two scriptwriters who had to brain storm an idea for a movie and we would just pitch ideas for movies with different names
>hey how about a movie about a green troll and his friend horse who have to save his swamp.
Corny stuff like that.
Claimed
>>687660068
we still need to have that conversation. how was your day?
>>687659818
Step up nigga
>>687659818
>Does it? Why is that even?
because there is a huge chemical dump in your brain to reward you for procreation. it relaxes your body.
>>687660052
>not a gif
>>687660068
>
>>687659596
second 18, second 29, and 44 are my favourites desu
>34 is special to me in a different way though
>>687659829
Ah okay desu.
I personally use my sorting as a reference, agitated karens don't always look agitated, etc. Just like the little colored tabs in books. Helps find them faster since they don't warrant their own folders.
You should do like Kyouko, call the regular ones Shiki (#) and the ones that look different Shiki Attribute (#)
But still I can get how you feel. It looks really bad but at the same time you don't want to rename one thousand and six hundred fucking pictures god damn I envy and pity you
>>687660039
Uhhhh....I lied, I'm actually a guy! Hairy and unpassable as a trap!
>>687660252
But I don't have a ladder.
>>687660262
Huh, interesting.
>>687660085
Forgot to reply
Wanted to say that that's actually pretty damn witty, would have been enjoyable to watch
What did the rest of your hipster class do?
>Karen
>>687660142
isnt that aids-chan
>>687660450
>34 is special to me in a different way though
I'll post it just for you because patrician taste.
>>687660450
Probably going to get through it a lonely day in the summer.
>>687660532
No idea yet we present it Monday so I'll find out then but probably corny shit. Saw one kids video where it was like a trump rap dis video or something???? It was so cringey I'm not prepared. Pray for me
>>687660455
That's okay too. You can be on top.
>I'll dress up for you.
>>687660455
That does pose an issue. Any alternatives?
>renge
>>687659596
Post full version of Kyouko (9).
>>687660668
>feets in stockings
I want to be that cat
>>687660052
I was too... I passed out. Not too much. Got some good pics from Kayaking yesterday.
>>687660142
Yuuki.
>>687660548
Shut up.
>>687660548
...yes
>>687660941
Milinda.
>>687660861
B-But it contains nudity...
(Even if it's more of a funny pic than a lewd one)
>>687660865
>feets in stockings
Literally the best.
>>687660455
i know for dudes its
>Dopamine
>Prolactin
>Oxytocin
>Vasopressin
>Norepinephrine
>Serotonin
>Nitric Oxide
and there is a like a vascular exchange where your body is physically relaxed by blood rushing to different parts of your body.
>>687660941
make me faggot
>>687661001
tell me about why you decided you liked her. i'm interested.
>>687661055
Post it, time for lewd edition
>>687659694
so are we just going to ignore this?
![[Tenryuu intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/biT1qaG.gif "[Tenryuu intensifies]")
