>>687642143
MIND BLOWN

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>>687642143
As has always been the case. If they're watching me right now, I take comfort in knowing what I do is beneath their notice. As long as they leave me the fuck alone, we're cool.

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>>687642222
checked

That's just a meme spread by the rich to make you believe that the Illuminati is the reason the world is so fucked up, rather than the common class realizing it's just mass incompetents and no one is actually at the helm.

I think the notion of no one being at the help is much more frightening.

>>687642143
They don't call themselves that anymore tho OP. They now go under the guise of the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, and the Bilderberg Group.

the more you know...

>>687642343
you're an idiot. they don't leave you alone. they've been shaping your mind since grade school.

>>687642461

>no one at the helm

The banking and industry families would love for you to think that.

Oh my god you're right
Im a #Cruzmissile now

>>687642559
The Illuminati still exists inside those organizations. Those in the Illuminati are in an "inner ring" of leadership inside each of those organizations and the members of those organizations who aren't inside that group are clueless of its existence.

This system of control is like an onion with many layers.

>>687642662

No they wouldn't. They would prefer you believe the Illuminati is real.

No one at the helm would be much worse.

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>>687642572
They want you to believe that. See, the people who get up and scream "OMG ILLUMINATI!!1!11" are part of their plan. No one takes you seriously and it creates a new level of disbelief in the populace.

If you want to smash them, actually DO something instead of putting shit tier posts on a fifth-rate website. Complaining about how the world is solves nothing.

>>687642746

Very true. The average internist isn't raping babies.... as often.

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Correlation equals causation all over the place.

>>687642911
What have you done to smash them?

>>687643251
The difference between you and me is I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

>>687643885
neither do sheep. your apathy is quite impressive.

>>687644095
Thank you; I try hard.

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>>687642143
The Illuminati doesn't run the world.

But OP is starting to wake up.

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anyone noticed that almost every movie and tv show has the number 23 in it?

>>687642143
The word you're looking for is jews, not illuminati.

>>687644819
here is just a few
https://youtu.be/nHcTajljJQk

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>>687644819
Someone likes the number 23.

>>687644383
Very nice collage. Don't forget terminator 2

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>>687645256
yes i no they do

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>>687645450

Watch the documentary called "jfk to 911 everything is a rich mans trick" you guys are all on the right track but it's all much simpler than u think. The documentary is on YouTube it's about 3 hours long but it's very good and you can fact check everything

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So you guys like conspiracies?

>>687642143
You do realize that conspiracy theories are just stupid people's ways of dealing with the stark and uncaring reality that there are literally hundreds of new world order style conspiracies all fighting for dominance. That's why shit never gets done, if there was a single conspiracy then they would have a united message and would probably have achieved their end goals by now. Instead we just have a slightly more abstract form of chaos.

Deal with it plebian.

>>687645482
>you guys are on the right track just watch more documentaries.

Everyone like you is an idiot

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>>687645627
Because there is something we are missing.

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>>687645627
>>687645653
no i hear about something then look for evidence and the evidence is everywhere

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>>687645700
It might be the biggest conspiracy there is.

The rich have always and will always run the world and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>687645683
How so? Because I found something that is well thought out well put together and factually accurate in an idiot? Honest question.

>>687642143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIU3iPcu74
You are already dead.

>>687645627
yes pls

>>687645845
Yeah, I'm not saying the illuminati doesn't exist. I'm saying they have just slightly more power than the other ten dozen secret cabals bent on world domination. It's still barely guided chaos, the visionaries are all dead or dying. The cabals are simply aging into dissolution as new cabals emerge and are subsumed by those who came before. The message died a long time ago and they no longer stand for anything save power.

>>687642143
I don't think so buddy!

the people who run the entire world have just made up the illuminati so that you waste your time thinking they run the entire world, instead of doing something productive. Like finding out who the people who run the entire world are.

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>"Hey Jim"
>"Yeah?"
>"Well, uh, remember that dark side of the moon thing we did"
>"Yeah"
>"Well, uh, you forgot to Photoshop out all of the green"

aka judism / jews

>>687644819
2023 is the year they complete their mission

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HOLY FUCK WHAT IF MOOT IS IN ILLUMINATI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDGHSGFVJSRGVTABRFVBSDJKG\ZD
https://youtu.be/kPnuwY-2bYc

>>687642143
You sound like one of those stupid niggers who never shuts up about the illuminati. Probably use it as an excuse for why the world hates them.

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the people fucking up the world have names and address
>if your punny brain can't comprehend that
>a metaphor; the illuminati is a metaphor for the banking, global , political elite.

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>>687646430
Exactly, if anything. The Illuminati is helping us by leaving clues.

Illuminati means to enlighten, not control.

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>>687646822
enlightenment fights those who seeking control

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>>687645875
That's what you think, capitalist scum.

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>>687647224
If I find you I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna use the meat tenderiser on your face so at your funeral people won't recognize you.

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>>687644095

Well, some sheep give shits.

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>>687642746
Cakes have layers.

>>687644095
I have more respect for the animals in the cages that I do you you piece of garbage

Why don't you suck the slop end of my fuckstick, I pay people like you to commit suicide

>>687642143
Yeah that's fine, but it doesn't run me. COME GET ME YOU PUSSIES!

>>687647441
You're going to sit in front of your computer and get fatter.

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>>687647224
What makes you think he can change anything, lol?

Ron Paul had it right a long time ago. Yet no one continued his message.

It's the whole idea we live in a system as debt slaves, and our only worth is paper. Which is actually worth nothing.

The problem is, society as a whole puts all of their faith into this. Because they are materialistic, superficial, selfish, hedonist who only care about their status.

>>687647648
The cake is a lie

>>687648249
Memes

>>687648167
>not knowing who meat grinder mike is

Stay classy /b/

>>687648220
Because I can vote.

I live in Cali and everyone I know is going to vote for Bernie Sanders. That's all I have to do to change everything.

Vote for Sanders. He'll take care of the rest.

>>687648374
who's meat grinder mike?

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>>687645850

>We don't need no education
>We don't need no thought control
>No dark sarcasm in the classroom
>Teachers leave them kids alone
>Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
>All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
>All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

>>687648438
Lol look him up on youtube

>>687648167
Listen here fucknut, why don't you suck the slop end of my fuckstick

>>687648439
>no dogs or cats are in the classroom

ftfy

>>687648438
You just made a mistake dude, run and try to hide.

>>687648738
k. how far should I run? I've got bad knees and I can't run very far.

>>687648738
I'm gonna use the meat tenderiser on his skull

>>687648844
Good call.

>>687648834
Idk, it's meat grinder mike, you never know with that silly 'ol bugger.

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>>687648834
If I find you I'm gonna kill you

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>>687646516
>>687648439
>>687645700
>>687645627

Does anyone get it?

>>687648844
>>687648834
I don't know which team I'm rooting for yet, I think Mikey. Total badass man.

>>687649097
I'm trying to. I really am trying.

I want to get it.

>>687649142
Thank you sir, that guy is one human excrement

>>687644095
Don't change the subject. Tell us. What have you really done other than shit post

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>>687649181
"Some people claim there is no motive for such a grand-scale deception and that flat or a ball makes no difference. By removing Earth from the motionless center of the Universe, these Masons have moved us physically and metaphysically from a place of supreme importance to one of complete nihilistic indifference. If the Earth is the center of the Universe, then the ideas of God, creation, and a purpose for human existence are resplendent. But if the Earth is just one of billions of planets revolving around billions of stars in billions of galaxies, then the ideas of God, creation, and a specific purpose for Earth and human existence become highly implausible. By surreptitiously indoctrinating us into their scientific materialist Sun-worship, not only do we lose faith in anything beyond the material, we gain absolute faith in materiality, superficiality, status, selfishness, hedonism and consumerism. If there is no God, and everyone is just an accident, then all that really matters is me, me, me. They have turned Madonna, the Mother of God, into a material girl living in a material world. Their rich, powerful corporations with slick Sun-cult logos sell us idols to worship, slowly taking over the world while we tacitly believe their “science,” vote for their politicians, buy their products, listen to their music, and watch their movies, sacrificing our souls at the altar of materialism. To quote Morris Kline, “The heliocentric theory, by putting the sun at the center of the universe ... made man appear to be just one of a possible host of wanderers drifting through a cold sky. It seemed less likely that he was born to live gloriously and to attain paradise upon his death. Less likely, too, was it that he was the object of God’s ministrations.”

>>687648631
*slope

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http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2015/08/200-proofs-earth-is-not-spinning-ball.html

>>687649317
You're welcome Mike, good luck grinding man.

>>687649388
If I catch you, I'm gonna use the meat tenderiser on your face so at your funeral people won't recognize you you cocksucker

>>687649605
Thank you

Make sure to look up the pranks on youtube

>>687649673
Mike at it again, kill that shitstain.

>>687642222
Damn. Same numbers

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>>687649673
https://youtu.be/Q0iqg2UanEc

>>687649809
He's gonna go thorugh the meatgrinder at the slaughterhouse I work at

>>687649388
That's extremely retarded.

There are people with Down syndrome who, after reading that drivel, say out loud, "Damn. That is really fucking retarded. There are potatoes in my cubbard who are smarter than the person who wrote that crap".

And that is saying something, because people who have Down syndrome aren't very smart.

>>687650031
Nice, could you turn him into a nice salami for me?

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>>687642222
Nice digits

>>687649673
are you trying to force a meme?

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>>687650101
I know that I will never be politically correct
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
As far as I'm concerned, the world could still be flat
And if the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back
If the thrill is gone, then it's time to take it back

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

>Notice how people get really butt hurt when you tell them the truth, because everything they live for is a lie.

>>687650370
The world isn't flat you fucking moron. It has been proven mathematically.

>>>/x/
i hate summer

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>>687650536
Actually here's 100 pages of NASA math proving the exact opposite.

https://www.nasa.gov/centers/dryden/pdf/88104main_H-1391.pdf

>>687650129
Sure thing, its on the house

>>687650614
How could you not like summer? That's when the girls walk around in bathing suits, idiot.

>>687650841
you're a moron.

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>>687650536

In my eyes, indisposed
In disguises no one knows
Hides the face, lies the snake
The sun in my disgrace
Boiling heat, summer stench
'Neath the black the sky looks dead
Call my name through the cream
And I'll hear you scream again

Also, if I am a moron. You are blind sleeping sheep. Who might be a little butt hurt.

>>687642143
>i remember when I was 14

You are underage, this is a fact.

Stay in school, do whatever it takes to be social and popular (that means getting good grades, being athletic, being cool, wearing nice clothes, being clean) go to homecoming and prom, have a graduation party, go to parties, fuck as many chicks as you can. Pick a job, and i know you don't know what you want to do with your life, but stop being a faggot and pick a simple fucking job for now until you know what you want to do. Pick a college for your job or career, and fucking study, you can go to parties while your in college, but only on breaks and when you don't have a paper to write. Just know that smart people go to college and girls get taken advantage of when they are drunk. Graduate college and find a job. Now you can fuck around as much as you want.

But before you do anything I just listed...gtfo of 4chan

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>>687650536
http://www.usu.edu/geo/geomorph/kansas.html

Question: Does it really matter?

I mean as long as you're not wanted dead that is.

>>687645888
Because you're watching documentaries, on conspiracies...without considering that such widely available watered for the mass consumption media - is itself conspiratorial. Because of your trips Im not going to also call you pretentious for phrasing it that way, or an idiot for thinking ancient aliens style programming is "well put together and factually accurate".

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>>687642143

>>687650854
Wow, nice of you.

>>687651600
Does it even matter then?

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>>687650536
Eratosthenes was actually the one who figured out that the Earth is 25,000 miles in circumference. He did this without leaving Egypt by measuring shadows.

He also thought the sun was 93 million miles away.

You can use his Math, and the pythagorean theorem to figure out the Earth is actually flat as fuck, and missing a lot of curvature.

If you have half a brain.

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>Implying a group of people could run the world alone
Let's say you're right, and a shadow cabal DID rule the world at some point. It would have died off long ago. Humans a treacherous creatures, and it would have only been a matter of time before a person or persons tried to seize that power for themselves. It's happened all throughout time. In cities, states, kingdoms, and empires.

>>687651600

If they fail to kill you

>>687652448
>implying that we are still in a competitively progressive, supply and demand market. Also that people can't inherit power (money).

Do you live under a rock?

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Occam's razor. : a scientific and philosophic rule that entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily which is interpreted as requiring that the simplest of competing theories be preferred to the more complex or that explanations of unknown phenomena be sought first in terms of known quantities.

>Sun and the Moon are the same size
>Sun is exactly twice the distance away from Earth as the moon and appear the same size

What makes more logical sense, if you just looked up at the sky without reading any government mandated textbooks since the age of 6?

>>687652448

Multiple cabals. Fighting us and each other. The Clinton/Bush/Saud clans fights the chink commie clans while Yourapeein's just take it up the ass from both ends.

>>687653210
>Occam's razor

Stopped reading because I am sure you are going to try and use a logic idiom to "prove" something.

Okay I did read it. Fyi it's because the sun is the same number of units from the earth as times it is bigger than the moon. Tralala math, they look the same.

>what would a child think

That volcanoez are sleeping dragons. Next

>>687653185
You've just given more reason as to why shadow overlords couldn't exist. Money changes hands. People and places can be bought and sold. If anything it would be an everlasting game of chess between Bad Guy 1 and Bad Guy #2... with Bad Guy #3 off to the side stealing pieces and placing them somewhere else every so often.

>>687654209
>big money changes hands

Confirmed rock dweller

>>687654209
Who funded Hitler?

The bad guys always win.

>>687642143
ITT: a bunch of kids think they are smart, because the ghost in their trailer told them so.

So? They don't bother me. It's almost like they don't even exist

>>687654795
Hitler is dead now. The big bad shadow government sure do know how to pick 'em.

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>>687653719
It's the idea that, in trying to understand something, getting unnecessary information out of the way is the fastest way to the truth or to the best explanation.

So whatever theory uses less assumptions to come to a logical conclusion is probably more true.

>Sun and Moon (Yin / Yang) appear the same size.

Either

>Sun and Moon are same size
>Sun and Moon appear same size due to a bunch of math

I think you gentlemen need to look into sun worshipping cults a little more, and then come to your own conclusions.

Just sayin.

Hail Hydra.

>>687654795
The illuminati was a secret society from the past, they do not exist anymore, altough there is no doubt the world is being controlled by a handful of inbred psychopats.