>>687624452
Fire him

>>687624511
Reroll

>>687624452
the only logical answer is have sex with him. since you two are both faggots.

>pedobear

If you're american you can get him fired just for that, maybe even jailed, I dont know how retarded your legal system has gotten

Just play the mascot of pedophilia badge on his personal shit card

>>687624535
Rereroll

>>687624549

+50 get

tell him he's a cuck and fire him

>>687624452
Promote him

>>687624660
wow

>>687624452
Do nothing.

>>687624452
Ask him "do you browse /b/"?

>>687624452
>pedobear

Who would be autistic enough to walk around with that symbol on their belongings?

Suck his dick

>>687624452
suck him

>>687624452

make him some chicken nuggets

Trip, and fall on him and somehow manage to get your face in his crotch but make sure it appears to he an accident. Then walk away whispering "fucking normies.."

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ask for buttsecks

Tell him to browse /b/ instead.

Give him double salary next month

>>687624452

Sneak a meme into each note you leave for him every time you leave notes for him for the rest of his career there. Claim ignorance every time he asks you about it, or act like you have no idea what he's going on about if he gets really into memes around you.

Make it subtle, faggot.

Promote his ass then like a week later fire him for"improper clothing"

Go up to him and say 'I love cock and memes too' then whip your dick out and rub it on him while teasing your butthole

Fucking steal his bag and burn it

>>687624879
Roll

>>687624790
Who doesn't?

Print out hundreds of clovers and spread m around his workspace.
Also hide nick cage a couple of times in there.

Tell him he is a newfag.

shit in his bag

>>687624879

>irony

Break all his shit

Have a normal workplace relationship with your intern and don't assume shit over a bunch of stickers.

>>687625004
Your mom

>>687624452
make him look like a horrible human being.

Hang yourselves

>>687624511
Well it's hard to fire an intern here haha.
>>687624567
France
>>687624955
Haha I like the idea

>>687624998
Off by one

>>687625113
>06/03/16(Fri)

take his bag, shit in it, if he has a car, take the keys and mess it up

>>687624549
rollerino

Say nice meme to him

>>687625329
reroll

>>687625068
This

Also vandalise his car

>>687625135
>France
anon called it >>687624549

Pull some shit about him being a pedo and using the pedobear pin as proof.

>>687625329
rerolling

>>687624452
OP here
Still waiting for 99
Get your ass to work niggers

>>687625499
fucking normie

Tell him you too like epic maymays

>>687625499
winrar

Tell him that he must buy a new bag by tomorrow morning

>>687625329
rolling for this

>>687625499
NOICE

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>>687625499
we got a rar

Write a passive aggressive note about how you are anonymous, we will not forgive Yada Yada all that stuff and how his 9fag ways are cancer.

And sign it, professionally on your company's letterhead. So he knows who its from

>>687624955
Roll until better comes

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out-meme him like a true neckberard king of /b/

>>687625499
what is a nice meme?

>>687625329
>>687625499
yes!

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>>687625720

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>>687624511

Make him take that shit off his bag. Explain how 9 gag made fun of a girl with down syndrome, then make him feel really awkward by making some shit up about having a family member with down syndrome who killed them self because of cyber bullying.

>>687625499
Fucking waste

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>>687625499
Alright. Can't show everything for obvious reasons
55 decides what's next

>>687626234
ur supposed to say it to his face

Ask him when the pool is open.

99 huh ok.
dress up like a trap faggot and worship his dick and livestream him cumming on ur face and treating u like a complete faggot.at the end he must punch u in the face and write 99 in swastikas all over ur forehead.

ask him to play overwatch with you

>>687624879
rolling for this

>>687626308
roll

>>687624790
Roll

>>687624879
Roll

kill yourself

>>687626276
Alright, here's what I did.
We're in a fucking open space I feel so retarded btw you monkeys

>Get off my chair
>Walked to his desk
>He looked at me
>I looked at his bag
>I said "pedobear haha, NICE MEME"
>He said "lol yes" (in french ofc)
>I said "Do you like memes?" (Tu aimes les memes?)
>"Yes it's funny" he answered
>Getting awkward
>Client called had to go back to my desk

Fucking waste
55 decides next, better be good
Leaving for a smoke, brb

Kill all his pets and burn a cross in his yard.

Bonus points if you hang the skinned bodies of his pets on the burning cross

>>687624452
Pedobear is one of the makings of ancient 4chan, it existed long before 9gag ever did

Lurk moar faggot

>>687626706
Yet it was already shit

Take him out to lunch and buy him some tendies with all the good boy points he's earned today.

Tell him that too.

call him a fils de pute
and that his mom is a sale putain

>>687626764
Roll

>>687624790
rawl

Ask him to change the ink in the printer

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>>687626276
>aimes les memes

>>687625068
Rolling for this

>>687625068
roll

>>687626764
Reroll

>>687626592
Get coffee put some shit in it an give him.
Befor you do it take picture how you put shit in his coffee
Post it here
After he drank coffee say him:"welcome to 4chan" and put the foto with you shiting in coffee on his table

>>687625068
rel

>>687626234
pfft, OP is fag

Every other day or so ask him to go do some pointless task that you know will take a bunch of time. While he is gone move his car into another parking spot. First start by just turning the car around in the same spot, then keep increasing the distance from his original spot. Then start messing with his seat and mirror settings, and change the presets on his radio. You should be able to keep this going for a while and it will drive him nuts. Did this to an intern that would leave her car keys on her desk.

RESIGN and fine a nice job in an association for the greater good

>>687627005
Kek

Go ask him what his favorite meme is, go print it, draw a dick on it, then hand that to him and ask how he likes dem apples

>>687627132
Why the fuck would you leave your car keys on the desk tho

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>>687624988

>>687627005
Reroll

>>687627132
kek

>>687627425
reebrowl

>>687624549
Roll

>>687627316
roll

>>687627005
Rollerino

>>687625010
rolling

>>687624452
Fuck civility, knock him to the ground and crush his larynx

>>687627351
That's why i did it. I also got to end it with a lesson. People do dumb shit at work and leave personal info just lying around because they think it's safe. That's why data breaches and identity left happen all the time. People just don't think about it, I do similar things when someone doesn't lock their computer. When I first started I didn't lock my computer in a room full of my superiors because I thought it was safe, they promptly sent an email to the senior manager asking her out. I learned my lesson that day, and I continue to pass it on.

offer to suck his dick

slyly if you must

>>687627965

reroll

>>687627965

rolling on the river

rollerino

>>687627965

>>687624955

Rawlin's

>>687627005
roll

>>687627005
This desu

>>687624955
Im loving this one. Do it.

>>687624955

Rolling for this again :v

get a beverage.
spit in it.
write "with love -4chan" on it.
give it to him and watch him drink it.

>>687624790
Rollo

>>687624955
roll

>>687628461
Roll

>>687627965

>>687626890
This

>>687627005
Roll

>>687627965

rolllllinnnnn

>>687628461
this.

sexual harassment

>>687624955
55 GET

>>687627965

mas

>If he asks you a question reply with
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>687628906
do this. just put your hand on his shoulder.

Ask him if Jet fuel can melt steel beams.

>>687627965

rolling thunder

>>687629084

>>687624955
roll

>>687629084
Roll

>>687629084
Rolling for this, harmless but nice

>>687628906
this

>>687629084
rollio

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>>687625499
fuck :/

take a few small things from around the workplace and put them in his bag.
say someone said he was stealing.
search his bag and bust his ass.

>>687629084
I'd imagine this sounds pretty odd in French

fire him

>>687629450
Rollski

go into his office and say "will you walk me to the bathroom" and don't leave until he does

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>>687624549
rolling for this

walk up to him and say honhonhonhonhon

>>687624452
But if he's a /b/tard he might be in this thread.

In fact maybe it's me you are talking about, faggot.

>>687629084
Reroll

>>687629450
spin

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Walk past him, saying to yourself "fucking normies" and "the jews did this"

Finger his asshole

Ask him what their stickers on his bag mean and lol at him wen he makes up something stupid like he's going to tell you he likes ducking kids

FKIN RESIGN

>>687629084
actualy ask him to write a short paragraph about it and then show here.
say its for evaluation

Tell him he's gay because he's french (german here, kek)

>>687629594
Do you have Pedobear on your bag?
No?
Then STFU

Rolling for whatever is below this post

>>687629705
Reroll

Ask him his opinion on if Hitler did, or did not do anything wrong

>>687629594
LIke a /b/tard would have forever alone on his freakin' backpack. If so you're the newest of fags and need to GTFO

>>687624567
No in america you cant get him fired or jailed you stupid 12 year old. Freedom of expression is a thing i can puplicly say i am a pedophile and as long as i dont rape children no one can do shit

>>687629084
Rereroll

>>687624567
He could just say that he's ignorant to it and just assumed it was a happy bear.

>>687629947
Rolling for OP to tell his coworker that he (OP) is a pedophile

>>687626592
pics dickhead

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>>687624452
The bag i'm taling about

Send him a set of emojis. Winky face, water drops. And a boy and boy

>>687630138
> pedobag.jpg
Kek
Put pictures of lolis in the pedobag

>>687629947
Actually, in many states, the law allows employers to fire employees at any time for any (or no) reason. It's called At-Will employment

>>687629450
roll

>>687630338
reroll

>>687630138
throw it away

aak him what his waifu is

>>687624955
ye boii

>>687626592
>>"Yes it's funny" he answered

I feel sorry for him now. The guy may like cancerous memes, but at least it makes him happy, and here we are conspiring against him.

>>687630138
so he took the time to draw it? that's pretty cringy. cover over it in black marker in front of him and if he has a problem say you're going to HR for being a babyfucker

>>687630138
Send him a dickpic and ask him if you are too old

>>687624452
Take a dook inside that bag

Plant guns, drugs, and a dead hooker in his cubical/office

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>>687630138
Lol that's worse than I expected. Put any pedobear related meme in his backpack

>>687630599
YES

>>687630599
Winrar!

>>687630599
ayy lmao

>>687629827
>german, kek
but whos the gayest

>>687630599
Nice

>>687630521
cuck thread :P

>>687624452

Those are both 4chan memes though

>>687630599
WINRAR

>>687630791
I am!

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>>687630845
fuck off

>>687630846
>Those are both 4chan memes though
They were once upon a time. They are dead now.

>>687624452
ask him what the bear is. when he says pedobear, fire him

>>687630599
It's not winrar you retards
>>687626592
Roll for loli pics in pedobag

>>687630751
Roll

print out the thread, roll it up and pop it in his bag when he isn't looking

>>687631113
This!

>>687631052
this. clever

>>687624452
spit in his eye, then apologise and explain you have a cold

>>687630791
We have the best beer my friend

>>687630599
Winrar is 55
Sorry mate,
Good idea btw. I'm looking for his phone number

drew that shit that big on his bag and is how fucking old?and is fucking french?
jesus guess you wont do a smallpox letter so id suggest an internal photoshop of him fucking a trap circled around the office?

>>687631309
>Winrar is 55


>>687631355
Well there we go

>>687631355
Boom deliver it

>>687631239
lived there for 4 months, i gotta say the beer was great

>>687631355
Winrar!

>>687626592
suce lui la bite aussi non ?

>>687631355
ask and ye shall recieve pay up sucker.

>>687631355
What waste you fucking twat

>>687624511
how do you fire someone who works for free, exactly?

just in case:
>call him into your office to discuss pedobear and strongly imply that you've alerted the authorities. let him sweat a bit

>>687629947
>freedom of expression protects you at work
18+
and get a job, nigger

this is the unfunniest "dub decides" thread ever

>>687631355
oh putain tu vas avoir des problemes mdr

>>687631454
Try the beer for 4 bucks per 20 bottles, it looks like sparkling water with piss, if you open the bottle the wrong way, the cork goes flying for your cealing. Needless to say it reeks like something died in it, but still tastes better than applewine with cola

>>687631590
how you figure that makes op actually do shit within range and we get to see results britfag

Shit in his bag. Artfully arrange a small garnish on your anal offering.

>>687631355
winrar op deliver.email has to make it to every employee.ur in a web co.should be real easy for you

>>687631791
yeah, cheap shit exists everywhere

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>>687624661
Kek ohh anon

>>687626764
Rolling

>>687626764
Roll

>>687626764
Rollinggg

>>687626764
Rollling

>>687630338
Reroll

>>687627965
Roll

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>>687626592

>>687626764
Reroll

>>687632666
Check'd

>>687631355
Rerolll

>>687625720
It's a meme you dip

Cum all over his keyboard and put some facial abuse porn on his CPU then involve HR.

>>687631113
This

Take him out on a date and then get married in las vegas.

>>687624452
tell him that pedophiles are not welcome here and that you will wreck his ass if he ever talks to someone younger than 18

>>687624452
tell him
"well memed, my intern"

Save his contact information in outlook and make al future references about him (ALL OF THEM) as summerfag
Example "hey guys, had you seen summerfag here?"

>>687624452
take him out for a beer and invite him over to your place afterwards

>>687634220
Rollerino

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Ask him how much he likes this picture.

>>687634220
Also...
Even when you are french, tell him to stop using meme's each time he uses the pronound "le"

>>687634543
Rolling for cancerlord.

>>687632666
Trips should at least get a cookie

>>687624452
Eat his ass out

Send him a mail that goes like this:
You're a faggot, love Anon

Using your intern email

tell him that it is not okay to come to work with a something that promotes pedophilia

>>687628461
Roll

Throw paper (full A4 sheet) at him everty full hour +the full hour in minutes
(1:01,2:02,3:03...23:23) and see how long he takes to freak out

>>687634543
You're going to die, soon.

Leave him a written memo to delete system 32

make it look official

also keep leaving hitler did nothing wrong notes on his desk

>>687627005
>le roll

>>687638240
>le fag

>>687630586
well they are talking in french, that's probably the literal translation of what he said, it probably doesn't sound as autistic in french

>>687630338
REROLL!

>>687627005
>"Must remain professional"

>>687630586
Aww, you're kinda right there

>>687624998
This guy got 99. Deliver, OP.

Go really near his ear and scream "Fucking normies. REEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>687624955
Roll

>>687638652
I dunno roll or whatever

>>687638561
Fucking newfag