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Who would win in a fight!

The fight takes place in a small forest.
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>>687618303
I think grizzlies outweigh the gorilla. Also they have claws (Have you seen those fuckin' paws man?). Grizzly wins. No contest.
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>>687618614
This
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All bear, all the time.
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grizzly bear probably lifts silverback gorilla corpses at his gym. this motherfucker wont stand a chance
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>>687618303
Gorilla.
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>>687618303
A gorilla cant even hurt a bear. Those fuckers are tough.
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The bear
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>>687618303
Gorilla would beat that niggas ass, Do you guys not realize how fucking strong these things are? The fucking gorilla would just slam it's back and it would die or pass out because of the intense pain of a broken back
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Gorilla every time. Much stronger and far more aggressive. Also has opposable thumbs, so it can grab and tear while the bear can only bite and swipe
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The grizzly can weigh up to 600lbs, when standing can be 8 foot or more tall, and can sprint over short distances at a pretty impressive pace. The silverback, on the other hand, comes in at 350lbs and only 5ft 8in tall, but it has an impressive 7ft 8in armspan. These musclebound primates can work equally well on the ground and in trees and know a fair bit about fighting due to having to ward off love rivals on a regular basis. Much would depend on the terrain. If the fight took place on a level piece of ground, the bear is likely to take the honours. Although they do not have the same muscle to weight ratio of the gorilla, the grizzly is immensely powerful and has incredibly strong claws that can slash and puncture his opponent. He also has a large mouth filled with fucking big teeth that can rip through the toughest old moose hide - the pelt of a gorilla shouldn’t be difficult to get through. Also, the bear’s own hide is very thick - grizzlies need to be able to deal with the cold of the North American winter, so a thick fur coat coupled with an insulating layer of fat means that the gorilla will have his work cut out getting through to the flesh. The bear is naturally extremely aggressive, and as every sad gun-slinging redneck hunter will tell you, ‘He ain’t afeard o’ nuthin, and the only way you’s a gunna kill him’s with a rifle bullet ‘tween the eyes.’
The things the gorilla has going for it are it’s primate’s intelligence, incredible muscle power and ferocious speed. If it can manoeuvre itself out of the way of the bear’s teeth and claws, then it could maybe inflict enough damage to disable the bear before ripping out its jugular to create a crowd-pleasing bloodfest. When you think of David Attenborough frolicking with mountain gorillas, just remember that if he’d pissed them off he would have come back pretty much a limbless torso - the power of a big gorilla means he could literally rip your arm off without dropping his banana.
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>>687618303
the zookeeper
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>>687618303
i dont know why people are still debating this shit Grizzly bears are twice gorillas size and have fucking daggers for claws....
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>>687618614
>>687618683
>>687618791

>Not realising that the gorilla is far smarter
>it could use tools

One good punch from a silver back to the head and that bear is dead
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>>687618890
Go back to the Congo, jiggaboo. You're so off base.
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>>687619087

All the bear has to do is give it a black kid and call the cops.

Jobs a gudun
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Gorilla would cave in a bears chest easily
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>>687618303
Gorilla stands absolutely no chance.
Only the most powerful predators, like tygers or lions, could give grizzly a pause.
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>>687619086
they dont fuck around they would gut those gorillas
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>>687619087
>>2016
>>Still thinking nigger apes are smart
>>#niggerlivesmatter
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>>687619086
Lack of knowledge, probably.

Gorillas look strong and most people only know bears as friendly, chubby animals in disney movies.
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>>687618303
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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>>687618614
This, girl'illa has nothing sharp.
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>>687618958
saving for future reference
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>>687619202
Nah man, lions skulls are too weak. Grizzly would smash it's head in. No contest.
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>>687619086

Massive claws! The gorilla would stand no chance!
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>>687618958
dont know about this guy, but for sure assuming they are fighting at ground level the bear is built better for 1-1 fights and in some cases is capable of fighting minutes after the heart has been impaled
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>>687618908
national geographic channel get eduateddt
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>>687619087
>implying the gorilla is gonna throw a punch instead of just chimp out like a nigger on meth
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kek
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The grizzly would lose because I'd help a brother out and shoot the damn bear.
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>>687618961
nuice.
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>>687618303
Grizzly by a factor of about 1000. Fuck everyone who says otherwise, bears are predators unlike nigger gorillas and would absolutely fuck a gorilla up
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>>687619486
Money's on the gorilla.
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>>687619529
Nigger detected.
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>>687618958
And excuse you, but male grizzlies can get up to 800lbs. "Most adult female grizzlies weigh 130–180 kg (290–400 lb), while adult males weigh on average 180–360 kg (400–790 lb)." Coastal ones seem to be larger.
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>>687619086
Yeah, that's one swipe and a disembowelled gorilla.
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why the hell do we got videos of human beings fighting eachother brutally to the death but not animals like wtf at least once in existence this needs to happen.
a grizzy fighting a gorilla. sure its cruel but at least once it needs to happen to settle mans curiosity.

im going to die before i witness it arent i.
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>>687619445
These animals are just fucking around and you can feel the power. Bear will get brain damage and lose
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>>687619402
It's not about skull. Cats are way more agile while lions and tigers strength is probably equal to that of a grizzly.
Not saying they would necessarily win, but they stand a fair chance.
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>>687619637
AND IN ADDITION "an occasional huge male grizzly has been recorded which greatly exceeds ordinary size, with weights reported up to 680 kg (1,500 lb).["
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>>687619781
Forgot link
https://youtu.be/3T0z1CT-nR8
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>>687619637
Coastal male grizzlies average in at like 850 pounds, easy.
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>>687618303
dubs decides!
I roll the bear will win, the gorrila will most likely be shot by a zoo keeper before the fight even starts.
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>>687618303
the gorilla would win because as soon as the grizz gets the upper paw on him his boys are gona jump. niggas cant fight fair.
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>>687618303
>silverback
much stronger than the bear
silverback is almost all muscle
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>>687619799
It has long been pondered whether a lion or a bear would win in a fight. However, there is an answer because Californians tested it during the gold rush. They used to pit grizzlies against bulls, but the bears always won easily by using their paw as a club. Tired with the lack of suspense, they shipped in African lions to raise the stakes. The lions had a reputation for rushing fiercely into the attack and looking very promising at the outset, but in the event the grizzlies killed them as easily as they did the bulls.

The bear’s edge lies in deploying its enormously strong bone density against the thin skull of the lion (lion strength is more muscular than structural). Lions and tigers bring down their prey by applying a windpipe lock, but they never got the chance to use this technique as the bears would flatten them with a hammer blow first.
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Try to beat that combo, gorilla!
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Sure are an awful lot of niggers in here...
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le kekerinos
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>>687619873
In my honest opinion, the two will come off pretty evenly matched, because the gorilla's strength lies in attack, but the bear can take one HELL of a punch due to its bulk
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>>687618303
The grizzly bear weights more than twice as much, is twice as big, his bite is more powerful and the shape of it is way better for actually biting into something. The general morphology of the bear is also an advantage. The gorilla can't reach the bear with either its arms or mouth, because the closest thing will always be the best weapon of the bear: its snout. Also claws vs. fingers and all that. This fight would be over before the gorilla knows it's dead.
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>>687620172
Underrated post
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depends is the nigga on pcp?
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>>687619799
Bear vs lion have been done, several times. Archaeologist (in times where bears and lions lived in the same regions) have found lots of lion bones with trauma inside bear caves.

In human history bears have been fighting lions, as late as the California settlers. Bears won 100% of the time, mostly cause the lions skull and bones are too weak for the massive blows from a bear.
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i googled this just yesterday.

Grizzly would obviously win.. thicker skin due to the climate a grizzly faces; it would be hard for the silverback to penetrate the skin. The grizzly is also much more aggressive. The only chance the silverback would have of winning if they were in extremely warm environments .
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>>687620082
Interesting. Do you have a source?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k-sClzbxAc found the answer
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>>687619087
Yeah the gorilla is going to make a gun from sticks and bananas.
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>>687618303
those 2 images aren't to scale. an adult grizzly is enormous, and could probably take on two silverbacks at once.

I'm not sure what a gorilla would do in order to KO a bear, but a bear's claws would fuck a gorilla up in 1 swipe.
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That someone actually thinks that gorillas would have a standing chance against a grizzly is just plain stupid. Everything speaks for the bear. Bone strukture, muscle structure, body fat, strength.

PS: There is atleast one documentet case of a leopard attacking and killing a gorilla (in Rwanda I think).
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Best post ever seen on /b/
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>>687619087
Gorilla would break its hand, grizzly wouldn't really mind. You can't really KO something with such a MASSIVE head and such a TINY brain. 95% of its head (in weight) is bones, skin, meat and fur, 5% brain.
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>>687622115
This is accurate avg. 1300 lbs Grizzly is built for taking on 1300lbs grizzly.

1800 lbs Kodiak says gtf off my island.
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>>687619087
That's bullshit. A punch from a silverback would not even make the grizzly dizzy.
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>>687618303
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>>687622496
>Once in a Lifetime
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>>687619087
>it could use tools
Why is it then that gorilla fights are always fist fights? Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that they pick up tools for fighting frequently, if they were really able to? I see that they use sticks and shit to get into tiny holes, but do you think they'd substitute their gripping and punching power with a fucking stick?
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>>687619806
On the other hand, an occasional huge male grizzly has been recorded which greatly exceeds ordinary size, with weights reported up to 680 kg (1,500 lb). A large coastal male of this size may stand up to 3 metres (9.8 ft) tall on its hind legs and be up to 1.5 metres (4.9 ft) at the shoulder.

Grizzly ftw!

Also try Kodiak for gorilla pack destruction mode.
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>>687621472
A grizzly can OHK a fucking moose, gorilla isn't gonna last very long
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>>687622808
>moose
weak, hardly any sharp weapons, no power behind it.
>grizzly
Even a gorilla accidentally coming in touch with teeth or claws will be BADLY injured.
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>>687619902
No, we would need at least a trips of truth to settle this.
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>>687622808
Misread that, now I look like an idiot here >>687623293
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>>687622683
>stick
I was thinking more like a big rock. With the gorilla's power and strength it could easily pound the head open of a grizzly.

Unlike everyone else I feel the brains make up a big part of this fight. Grizzly isn't smart and will just go for the head on attack. Gorilla could keep its distance and work some shit out. The grizzly's head isn't impossible to crack open.

The gorilla doesn't even have to go that far. All the gorilla needs to do is hit it hard enough on the head to make it unconscious.
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>>687618303
The grizzly would fuck that gorilla up
It's easily twice its size, has limbs that could kill a gorrilla in one swipe and could bite into a gorrilla skull like an apple
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>>687623406
The gorilla has a tiny reach compared to the grizzly, if the grizzly stood on its backpaws (as is common when they fight), the comparably tiny gorilla would be able to suck its dick, not punch its head in. Apart from that, gorillas aren't smart fighters at all.
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>>687623406
Obviously someone's never been bear hunting. Bears are incredibly smart
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>>687623529
I feel like people are putting far too much stock into the primate intelligence. Bears are a lot smarter than they're given credit for.
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>>687618303
gorilla. closer to a human
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So we agree the bear wins but could the bear beat this fat bastard?
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What could actually go toe to toe with grizzly?
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The romans did stuff like this for fun and bears pretty much beat everything. Bar a few rare exceptions.

As people have said a adult male grizzly is almost 2 tons of murdering power, with paws like shovels and knives for fingernails. It's skull may as well be a giant block of stone. Even most large bore rifles wont penetrate a bears skull easily.

A gorilla is...pretty strong I guess but compared to a bear it may as well be a fucking child.
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so what are the natural predators to bears?

or are they literally apex predators?
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>>687624127

Bigger bears
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>>687623937
>>687624021
>>687624127
wha about an elephant or rhino? or how bout a coked out giraffe?
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>>687624127
Humans.

Top of the food chain!!!
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>>687624021

A large crocodile or alligator. Or a shark if the bear is taking a swim.
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>>687624217
None of those things are predators. But I imaging an Elephant would make short work of a bear in most cases.
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>Implying the gorilla wouldn't get shot first because of some niglet mother not watching her son
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>>687623937
Hippos are the ultimate animal - insanely heavy, 1500kg, can run 20mph+, almost bulletproof skin, huge teeth and jaw, insane biting power and can swim underwater too. Hippo > all
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>>687624280
come on dude were talking about fair fights here a human would lose to alot of animals
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>>687624280
humans eat everything and are very effective predators, but arent apex. other predators ate us. all the time.
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>>687624387
Yeah but they are fucking ugly so they lose. That's what happens when you put all your points into strength and defense but nothing into style.
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>>687623937
Probably not. Maybe injure it enough for it to suffer a slow death afterwards, but I'd say 90 out of 100 fights would go to the hippo.
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>>687618303
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>>687618303

This question literally is asked every few weeks.

It has always been the Grizzly Bear. It will always be the Grizzly Bear.
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>>687623937
No.
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>>687624624
That gorilla will drag them around
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>>687624528
We WEREN'T apex predators. Now we pretty much are the apex species, the magnum opus of mother earth, if you will.
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>>>ITT; people who don't know who relatively small gorillas are argue with people who do
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>>687624528
This is like saying a scorpion could beat a snake without teeth.

It's not fair on us if you don't include the things that made us the top of the food chain, tools.
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>>687623937
we should all revise how polar bears take on walrus, and ask if the same method applies
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>>687618958
Amazing
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Death match of the Century
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>>687620082
So the griz will hit with paws, bite and maybe bear hug(not sure if that's a real thing?). So will a gorilla, but it will also grab on and rip and tear.

>One study found that the average weight for an inland male grizzly was around 272 kilograms (600 lb) and the average weight for a coastal male was around 408 kilograms (900 lb).

Male silverbacks, fully grown:
>Wild male gorillas weigh 135 to 180 kg (298 to 397 lb). Occasionally, a silverback of over 1.8 m (5 ft 11 in) and 230 kg (510 lb) has been recorded in the wild.

So the bear is going to have size on the gorilla almost always. Silverbacks are roughly ten times stronger than a human though, so if you can pick up 60 pounds over your head, a gorilla can do 600; meaning a gorilla could heft a bear around.
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>>687620704
Not the person you responded to, but I have seen "ol timey" video of a bull fighting a lion. Bull won.
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>>687626066
this is what happens when stupid people try to be smart
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>>687626066
You niggers seem to WAY underestimate how strong bears are, or then you just keep ignoring reality.

A swipe from a bear crushes bone, for fuck's sake.
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>>687626322
Oh I guess I wasn't clear enough. I still think the bear will win. At best a gorilla might be able to wrestle it a bit, but the griz would win in a death match.
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>>687618887

kek
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>>687626322
For reference.
>Two Grizzlies were observed by Montana State University scientists playing with a 700 pound Trash container, throwing it back and forth like a beach ball"
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>>687619165
#toosoon

>my guy
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>>687619121
The fuck you mean dude? A gorilla would destroy a bear so easily.
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>>687621449
Using a large stick to bash the bear or throwing rocks at the bears head
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>>687618303
>The fight takes place in a small forest.

What if the fight took place . . . . . . . on the Moon?
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>>687618303
The grizzly would win because it's smart enough not to pick up a human child.
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>>687627760
I suppose a Gorilla could fit into a US space suit.

And since no space suits have been developed for bears, the gorilla could get an advantage
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>>687625015
this
even in our infant humanity we used tools and language to our benefits
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>>687618303
The bear will tear that gorilla's ass up.
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>>687628937
Im implying
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