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What would you do to me /b/? Be detailed
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>>687613233
anal
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Nothing, you're hideous.
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I'll bring u back to she shrine
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Shave that rat.
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>>687613315
FUCKING WIZARDS
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steal your mums car
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>>687613233
tell you to shave that fur burger and turn off the lights so I wont have to look at that mug of yours
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Give you a referral to a good aesthetician, a good makeup specialst, and a good hairdresser.
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yeah, i'd bite you
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>>687613233

1. date.


2. Then marry.

3. Then have sex with you.

4. Then you have kids.
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>>687613233
I'd ask you for a timestamp and to see dem titties
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>>687613630
well hold on you green card needs you sand nigger enthusiest
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>>687613233
would fukin write "old copy paste" in ur faggot thread
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>>687613233
Turn 360 and walk away
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>>687614227
360? Sure?
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Nothing to you.
I'd dive in acid.
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Call your Parents, then throw holy water on you.
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>>687613233
Pay for your vaginoplasty (that's plastic surgery for the pussy in case you're retarded) because clearly you must be too poor to afford one, given your physical features, and how seemingly devoid of personality you are - otherwise, why are you showing /b/ your pussy?
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>>687613233
Give you a lesson on differential equations.
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>>687614261
moonwalk away
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First i would shave that pussy, then i will decide
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>>687613233
I would hit and destroy your cervix with my scud rocket cock
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>>687613233
Gouge my eyes out.
Cut my tongue off.
Chop my dick off.
Inhale mustard gas.
Ripture my eardrums.
Behead myself.
Desu
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>>687613233
>be me
>try to impress you with greentext in order to coitus with your rat like vagina
>fail
>forever alone

>feelsbadman.jpg
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>>687613233
She looks like a lost civilization of humanoids found in the deep jungles of the Amazon.
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>>687613233
I'd probably punch you in the face, cram an entire pineapple into your vagoober then attempt to frame you for murder so you can spend the next 30+ years locked away in prison with your pineapple fetus
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>>687613233
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>>687613448
bullshit someone replied before him
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>>687613495
Kek
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i'd only touch that with latex gloves. srsly shave your black ass its disgusting eventhough i am into hairy girls too

what would i do? i guess i'd buy a fuck machine and strap you to it and let you get fucked for hours until your pussy bleeds or your pussy hair erodes into dust
if that were to happen i would penetrate you with my elbow b/c you should be pretty stretched out by that time and not feel anything. i will try to make a new record and go in with my elbow until my side is touching you. then i will penetrate you with my superhairy leg, knee first, in and out, in and out until your vagina rubs and tears all my leg hair off and it gets stuck in you again.
then you look prett much the same as in your pic except your cunt is slightly bigger and you cant feel any penis inside you and all that is left for you is going to b and ask what people WOULD do to you b/c you cant feel it irl anymore and all your sexual desires remain a fantasy forever.
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>>687613233
I'd stick my arm up that furry beef sleeve and use you to make an educational kids show about learning, sharing, and the importance of trying your best.
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>>687616310
savage
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>>687616310
thats hot
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I know the picture is copy pasta, but Im a 35 year old virgin, so I'd hit anything that isn't a mudshark
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>>687613233
sex
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>>687614227
Ehmm.. I am afraid you are incorrect sir/madam
If you turn 360 degrees you would be facingt he same direction, you should say 180 or somewhere around that number... pic related
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>>687614227
360 blowscope?
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>>687616310
Well, it was detailed.
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>>687616876
omg too many geniuses around here

its a joke, a really bad joke, get it?

and if you want to get scientific that guy could moon walk away, too

fucking nerd ass faggot
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>>687617053
I don't think he can moonwalk to be honest and it would be really foolish to do and probably offend that girl.
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>>687617053
Also I didn't come here to get insulted, thanks.
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>>687616876
>>687614261
Lol these newfags who dont get it
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>>687617179
I am not a "fag" maybe kind of new but that doesn't mean you should insult me. Also I was trying to help so I don't get your agressive attitude to be honest..
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>>687617159
>is on b
>didnt come here to get insulted
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Ask for a timestamp.
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>>687617284
mfw i actually thought for a second that this guy was serious
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>>687617284

Summer's here boys
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>>687616310
yeah maybe next time i will post my vag on a different website
fuck you /b/
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>>687617477
Yup :D I might be going on a trip, what about you?
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>>687617477
fresh meat incoming
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>>687613233

I would fucking decimate that shit
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>>687613435
this
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>>687613233
Any better shots?
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>>687614227
so just turn in a circle and walk straight past her? 360 degrees dude think about it
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>>687617665
I'd fuck. Moar pics OP?
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>>687613630
5. Then I am done and gone
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>>687617761
Nice b8
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I'd make you watch me kill myself.
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>>687613233
I'd cum all over that pussy
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>>687617665
so close to the number of the beast...

your answer is pretty pretty badass tho

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>>687616310
that's my kinda stuff
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Make you shave that shit off. Then have you pick up the hairs and have you glue it on your upper lip where it looks like it will fit in nicely.
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>>687613233
This you moriah?
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>>687617799
czech'd

noice dub dubs

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>>687613233
I would hit it just wouldnt eat you your kinda cute so i could make an exception
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>>687618450
noice who dat
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>>687613435
this
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>>687613233

1, save pic
2, overwrite saved pic from 2008
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I would fuck you till both your pussy and my dick are both red with severe friction burns, then I shall worship the very ground you walk on as I continue to fuck you for the rest of you life like the sexy little bitch you are
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>>687615509
It would've been someone waiting for dubs to happen. Like when I go >>687620000
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>>687618450
Like it up the butt do you Moriah?
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fucking disgusting
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>>687614227

The amount of summerfaggotry is just hurting me.

>>687614261
>>687616876
>>687616936
>>687617761
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>>687618744
moar
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>>687613233
Waxed you for starts.
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Shave that shit
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>>687619279
hot
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>>687613233
This was posted before newcucks
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>>687613233
fuck u right in pissy
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