What do you call your parents /b/?
I'll start
>Mom
>Father
>>687611540
>mom
>homer
>>687611540
>madre
>padre
>>687611540
What parents?
>mam
>dad
>>687611540
seems like you suffer from autism, my poor man
>>687611540
mom
dad
Mum, Dad
>>687611540
Mother bear
Pops/Popsickle/Poppelinos
>Lisa
>mom
>i never got to call my dad anything before he died
>>687611826
This
>>687611540
dead. so i dont call them anything
>mumsy
>popsy
Mom
Other mom.
>>687611729
Mother
Dad
>Mom
>Nigger
>>687611540
Morticia and Gomez.
My name's pugsley.
I have cool parents.
>anne
>baba
>>687611965
I fucked your sister at camp Chipawa.
>>687611856
Who are you
>>687611924
Don't have a cow, man.
Mommeh, Dadeeh
>>687611965
so hows uncle fester been?
and your hairy cousin?
>>687612041
I'm the cook
>>687611540
>mamusiu
>tatusiu
>Mam
>Tato (ukrainian for dad or something)
>>687612103
Too many cooks
>>687612041
Child of a teenage girl and a heroin addict I didn't know
>>687611540
>old lady
>Bill
äiti
iskä
>>687611540
>dumb cunt
>lord emperor
Oh, the heresy...
>>687612121
>>687611540
>mum
>mum
>mum
Ma
Pa
>>687611924
>tumblr
Fuck off you fucking faggot
>mamma
>papà
>Mom
>Daddy
>>687612012
Uh ching chong ping ling
I don't call them.
One is dead and the other one might as well be.
"Мам/Мама" for mother and ..... I wish my father was still with us ._.
Mamma
Pappa
Dead
>>687612406
Hint: not a chink
>>687612406
>Lord Farquaad
>Cyril
>Dad
>Dad
>>687611788
Irish confirmed
Mom, Ma, mama for my mother, and Dad, pop-pop, pops for my dad
>>687612640
That's gay
Mother/ Mama (emphises on both a's)/ bitch
Dad/ asshole
mami
tati
>Mum
>Dad
Otousan~
Okaasan~
>>687611540
stara/mama
stari/tata
>>687612398
High school/10
>>687612920
I fuckin lost my shit
>mā
>pā
>papa
>mama/mum
mom - she's dead
dad - fat fuck, Abusive Piece of shit, faggot.
>>687611540
>salope
>bâtard
والد
الأم
FUCKING INFIDELS AND THERE UNINSPIRED SHIT THREADS
>>687613011
More like every spoiled white bitch/10
>>687611540
>ma
>dead asshole
Anyone else actually call their parents assholes/bitches? Granted ive only done it once to my moms face calling her a bitch it didnt go over too well with her
>>687612037
>>687612037
ohh shit jeff? is that you?
I remeber tag teaming her with jeff so im guess its you.
>>687611965
if thats not jeff your sister if a whore
>>687611885
Hahahah
>>687611540
> mom
>dad
Bitch
Faggot
>datboi
>datgurl
>>687613139
Gtfo sandnigger
>my queen
>the obstacle
>>687611540
Never ever called them mom, dad etc only refer to them by their actual names, everyone says i must have a weird relationship but i just never say it, its not like they call me son
>>687611540
>"Don't call this number anymore."
>"Dad called again change your number."
>>687613655
galpucci
boipucci
>>687611540
>mom
>dad
Mama
Dad
Ma and Dad, smetimes old man
>Moeder
>Vader
>>687613729
Kill yourself
>>687611540
>John
>Barbara
>>687611864
This is now a feels thread
Mom
Papa
>>687613909
Nederflikker xDDDDDDDD
>>687611540
>Mama
>Baba
>>687613948
>says the banana poster
>bruce
>dad
i call my mom dad
>mama or mom
>Dad or pops
Protip: they cal me Boomboom.
>>687614034
Yes to fight the cancer you spread. Cancer fought with cancer is 10/10
>>687611540
>Mistress
>Master
My Dad is now fucking My GirlFriend. She even drinks his piss and licks his asshole. She is also cheating on her bf with Me and my Dad, her bf Chad is realy angry so My Gf Decided to let him fuck Me, My Gf is my Master too, sooooo..... I will dress like a girl for Chad. I will please him.
>>687614104
Nah, it's just just plain autism.
>Ma or Mother
>Stupid cunt
i only call my demiqueer foxkin genderfluid parents by their name or "parents" since mum and dad are gendered and are triggering to them
>>687614233
>>687611540
>Momsn
>no dad
>>687614317
>my parents
>my
Parents arent a possession like slaves. You need to check your privilege
Mom.
Dad.
In my native languache we use for dad and mom
> Gaulnch
> Vaulmch
Sorry do not speak to well here
>>687614410
momsnbcnnintendo?
>>687614569
kek, no just momsn
i call them with their actual names, never used the mom and dad thing, also being barely in contact with them since i turned 17 and moved out a year later. even with grandparents and other family members. i never took part in a family and i never will.
Mum no. 1
Mum no. 2
>>687611744
Another italian!
Ciao!
>Mamma
>Papà
i ran away wheni was 16 my family was fighting and screaming everyday and now i get panic attacks when i get too stressed now im 30 and i dont know where they are atm atleast i got a job and kids i guess
>Ma
>>687615034
U wot m8
>>687611540
>Mater
>Pater
>>687615122
i got a wife kids and a well paid job
>>687611540
>dead to me
>mam
>е слиш
е слиш means hey listen
>mom
>lover
>>687611540
Mamutshka
Papashka
>>687611540
>dad
>dead mom
>>687614006
Hehehe
>>687611540
>ma ma
>cuck
>>687612012
Sandnigger spotted
>>687611540
>mamma/mor
>pappa/far
>>687611540
>mum
>boss
Quelli che leggono qua e non sono italiani sono stronzi, ma tanto non lo capiranno perché non parlano questa lingua.
mama
papa
>>687611540
>mother....
>father.......
>>687612570
sensei-sama ching chong is-e that-e you-desu
äiti
iskä
finnfaggotry is high
>>687615584
Best post
>>687611729
Winner
>>687612216
So glad I'm not alone
>>687612127
Isn't a tato some radioactive tomato?
>>687611540
> Mama
> Papa
darth vader
>Mama
>Frather
>ma
>pa
Mom
Dad
>cunt
>mate
>anya
>apa/fater
>>687614951
It's spanish you retarded nationalistic fuck
Why do you assholes, no matter what country you live in think Italy is the best
> mom
Janelle
Todd
>>687615953
>Iskä
>Äitiliini
moi
>>687611540
mother
old man
Mom, dad.
>>687612216
The only proper way to do.
Ma and pa
>>687611540
>momma
>tfw no dad
>>687611540
Booze and pills
>>687614438
Holy shit.
Beautiful feminist-raid idea!
>create hastag #SayNoMoreMy or some shit
>spread it along the lines of: saying to a living organism "my" is triggering and its use is contributing to the patriachy and a priviliged, self-centered society.
>>687612012
Turkish????:')
>moms
>pops
>>687616924
And od course friend and relativea arent in your possession like slaves.
>>687612216
This
>gay retard
>Nigger faggot
Got 2 dads...
Otousan
Okaasan
come at me
>mom
>sir
now that i think about it, i haven't even referred to my dad in several years
i don't know what i'd call him, but calling him dad seems weird because i've never done it before
does anyone else know this problem?
>mama
>papa
Mum and Dad and Black Dad
>>687611540
>heit
>mem
>>687611864
haha faggot you're a nigger now
What's a dad?
>>687611540
Owen, Beru
>mommy
>daddy
>mama
>daddy-ji
>spoon
>fork
If talking to them:
>Mom
>Dad
If talking about them to my siblings:
>Mommy
>Daddy
If talking about them to anyone else:
>Mom/Mother
>Dad/Father
>Pop
>MA!!!!!!!!
>mama
>papa
>Ma
>Ramiro
technically both by their first names
>okaasan
>otosan
>Otosan
>Okasan
>>687611540
>mom
>
>Bố
>Mẹ
I'm vietnamese btw
>>687621473
>>687621436
get the fuck out you fake nip
>>687621575
white but it's more like the fuck doesn't even care
>>687612920
>>687611885
Literally the only funny posts
>>687616468
Pendejo de mierda
mama
papa
>>687614020
where from?
>>687612012
Amina koyin götweren
>>687621641
Daddy issues?
>>687616468
It is pretty much, European Mexico and Mexico are shit tier while Italy is in a higher tier
/b/ has daddy issues: the thread
>mom
>Earl
mummy and daddy
>>687621840
more or less yeah
Moeder
Pa/pap