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>>687606439
Kek, gets me every time
>>687606439
Why not just speak English? Fake.
>>687606439
Actually lold quite a bit. Thankyou OP.
Anyone got the chippoman greentext?
>>687607842
Crikey
the obligatory Neal story
>>687609141
the guy in this one needs to sort out his life
>>687609141
christ
>>687607788
Golden god/10
not green, but god damn it anyway
>>687607387
fucking kek. no father to prevent this nonsense was present i assume. know someone who experienced this.
>>687609141
I still cant get over the fact that these kind of people still exist. Boy I wish I was his dad or his motivational coach for a day. I would beat the living SHIT out of this omega faggot.
>>687607842
Fucker just HAD TO shove three billiard balls up his ass. Like one wouldn't do. I'm sure none of this would have happened if he only used a single one
>>687609003
Holy shit, that's a really shitty story.
>>687608873
A reading:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUl_o3lwCdA
>>687611088
sweet pun
>>687606439
here you go
>be me
>be fast moving electron
>live in my mother nuclei's basement
>go to the store
>see hot 9/10 grill
>go over to her
>ask her name
>jerk alpha particle comes over to me
>large helium nucleus, consisting of two protons and two neutrons
>"that's my girl you're talking to"
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>run home
>cry
>beta as fuck
>>687611486
SAUSAGE BRO UNSHEATHS HIS MIGHTY SAUSAGE
>>687607387
Well thank God my dad was beyond technologically literate
My mom just stays out of this kinda shit, even after my dad passed away
>>687611538
that's what happens when you give guns to kids.
>>687607458
Something doesn't have to be true to be entertaining
>>687609555
not reading all that muthafukka
>>687609317
>tapwater gets changed to brawndo
>>687611884
Dude. It's worth the read. If you are to trust anything on 4chan tonight. Trust me and read it.
>>687611884
you're missing out then, go be like the OP
>>687612018
Can you post all the collected works of Harry Potter next? I'm only three chapters in your other picture atm, but I like to have something to read over the next few months.
>>687606439
viking line is max comfy
>>687612175
I don't have the greentext version of them. If someone else does that would be cool but I do have LotR in greentext, somewhere.
>>687606439
Suomi mainittu torilla tavataan!
>>687607387
>>687607387
I fucking rage everytime
>>687611663
+ 1 internet for you
that punchline made me kek hard
>amidoinitrite?
>>687610244
Was he actually hiv+? His friend seemed to know about it already
>>687610953
D'aaaaw, anon thats adorable.
>>687612018
>>687612080
You guys are right, I am enjoying this Neal story.
>>687610953
Wow thank you, I can sleep now.
Breath of fresh air.
>>687608297
Why b&?
>>687609141
people like this should be identified, rounded up, and humanely killed. It's just for the best that way.
>>687607387
I want to kill myself after reading this
>>687606439
Lost
>>687610953
>>441323025
>>687606439
Checked and kekked
>>687609141
>wake up
>look at self in mirror
>the day has finally come when you can no longer tell yourself "At least I'm not Anthony Burch"
What a horrible way to go.
>>687606439
bumping so i can read and it wont 404
>>687612612
>Hey Angry, I'm dad
Got me
>>687609141
thats brutal, why didnt this beta fag stand up for himself?!
>>687609555
This is now my favorite story on 4chsn.
Anyone know whatever happened to OP and Neal?
>how do you greentext
>>687610601
lost
>>687612470
never seen this one hoy shit
>>687611812
The kid did nothing wrong you fuckin moron
>>687612429
holy hell
that was an emotional joyride
>>687607458
how its fake? swedish is second primary language in finland and its taught in schools. moron
>>687615806
Kek
>>687606439
anon meets the party van.
>>687615779
You're the moron. The Swedish cleaner lady most likely knows English, because like 95% of Sweden does, and since the Finn obviously knows English too since his post is in English, he could have just talked to her in English and avoided looking like an autist.
>>687616506
oh yeah, remember that. although likely fake, it was well made.
>bump
>>687616976
>]
>[
bump
>>687615779
And English is taught in schools in both Sweden and Finland as a primary language, you moron. So why not just use that if his Swedish is so bad?
>>687617079
that doesn't feel right.
>>687617052
fake and gay
>>687617504
faggot
beaut
>>687615758
OH SHIT HE GON DO IT
bumping so no 404
>>687615783
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE DO THAT
>>687610601
Lost at Rapala pro bass fishing
>>687606439
Your a faggot nigger
>>687609003
but did they get the money back though?
>>687612003
10/01
>>687606439
First time seeing this one. YLYLost
Bump
Bump #2
Bump #3
Bump #4
Bump $4
freebie niggers
come on fuckers
who's lurking?
do i resort to best of 4chan images
>>687619214
thanks bud
>>687610953
Wow, what a story. Almost too good to be true type of situation.
>>687607842
Something similar
>>687608297
yer i never understand why he got b& for this post
>>687607788
A gazillion kek's, I hate kids.
the greatest one, motherfuckers
>>687619439
Once I tried to clean my ass out with soap from a bar. Used my finger. The soap stuck in there and as I was walking to the store, I farted and soap and shit came out my ass. Yeah.
>>687618105
I thought this was going to end so much worse. Thanks for the good feels and the happy ending, anon
>>687619361
Jesus christ
so anons, this is the saddest one.
>>687620144
>>687616407
woah, this shit real??
>>687609141
This was me 6 years ago, except that she wasnt even pretty and things didnt really were THAT bad (not at the point of being naked on bed right infront of me or her forcing me to eat her out right after he came in her)
The only good thing about it is that shit couldn't get worse, so whatever comes later you can be sure its good or at least not so bad.
>>687620186
screenshotting your autistic friends faggoty snapchat doesn't make it a meme you can use on 4chan
i have never laughed at a image.jpg/.gif
consider suicide you fucking child
My personnel favorite kid....
I have a 19 inch cock, my names chad and I'm here with my bitch beth, how does it feel to be all virgins? ya'll are mad. AHAHA she just sucked the pee out of my cock. Mmm
>>687620249
jesus, that's sad.
>>687621135
go back to redd it you god darn normy reeee you are bad and you have cells in your body with damaged dna that replicate and make youre death quicker
ROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>687621035
more stories pls
>>687619517
>>687613205
You two are fucking idiots
>>687612612
shit... i died
>>687607387
this is one of those greentext i don't wanto to read again. poor guy
>>687616650
All/most if these are obviously fake. A good story is a good story though.
>>687618161
hnnnnnnng all the feels
>>687607387
grrrrrrr
>>687612554
classic
>>687618702
not this one anon
>to this day I still wonder if that guy is still alive.
>>687615783
This is ylyl, not rekt/gore moooooooooooooodddz
>>687612018
That is truly an epic tale, Anon. I almost shed a tear for the end...
>>687621038
Kek
>>687622974
I think not you fucking fox wolf whatever the fuck faggot waifu
continue
>>687622974
you fucking faggot
>>687623264
>>687623089
>greentext thread
gtfo
5/6
>>687607842
holy shit
>>687623398
lmao wrong image
>>687607788
I hope this is true story
PSA: This anon is going to sleep at exactly 7:50 AM. Please wish me goodnight. Thank you /b/ros.
>>687624095
don't wake up faggot
>>687623872
>>687622974
samefag
>>687624322
i hope your mom dies in her sleep.
>>687624025
greentext, not best of 4chan
>>687608756
Kekd
>>687624406
ha jokes on you, my mom's already dead!
...fuck
>>687620374
Thankyou for sharing this, anon. Glad you saved this, I will too.
>>687616623
Not looking like an autist wouldn't make for a good story.
>>687612404
Sielläpä siis.
>>687610953
My heart...
>>687612500
nah he just caught on to what his mate was doing, kinda like improv
>>687615779
Where the fuck did he say that it's fake because Finns don't learn Swedish? Learn to read, faggot.
>>687621674
was she kill?
>>687623499
>Checked and Died
>>687612500
...anon, did you not get the joke..? the joke is he pretended to have HIV, and his friend caught on and went along with it.
>>687623979
It is real
>>687611486
Beautiful :')
>>687610953
I was expecting something bad to happen but I'm glad it didn't
Archive this pls
>>687613110
This story makes me happy. I wonder what's up with that anon now. Hopefully bonybro found a qt
>>687628044
checkel
>>687615758
Oh shit nigga
What are you doing
>>687615783
WAT FUK
>>687616623
Fair chance the cleaner was a mudblood or balt-fag. Swedes and Finn's don't clean boat niggers.
>>687610953
tl;dr anon finds a homeless woman and marries her
0/10 story
>>687610953
>tfw over 90% of homeless are men
almost any homeless that are female dont live on the streets but couch surf.
>>687607842
9/11 best green text i have ever read
>>687615629
kek... idiot
>>687612592
first time i have ever seen a dolphin bestiality story
Seriously /b/ this is the best greentext thread i have ever had the pleasure of being a part of. Hysterical laughs, and sorroful tears. Like holy shit thank you, almost lost faith in you but this has renewed it. Ive been on here for years and havnt seen 75% of these idk what tf is going on right now but thank you
>>687631646
it's allgood anon
have a freebie
>>687631969
Kek
and we're done
thanks anons
>>687632344
checked
>>687609141
Cuck level: ten quintillion.
The Legendary Super Cuck.
I do t know what to do with myself after this thread is dead. So much good damn good shit
>>687633839
Go outside?
>>687633839
Start a new thread?
>>687609141
60% of /b/ nowadays.
holy shit
