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>>687598607
I usually cum from my benis

>>687598695
>this tbh

>>687598695
not form a tip of your cock? you should get medical help

>>687598607
in your mom

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It hurts when I do it

On the carpet

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>>687598932

>>687598607
Reverse straddle toilet, shoot load in water. Flush.

On your dad, and then i made your mom clean it up.

usually jerk off laying down, I let it fall on my crotch then wipe it up with a baby wipe. Dat clean feeling after busting a nut

Shot glass and then drink it

>>687599287
Nice to see another real man here

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Something is up with my cum lately where it comes out like this. I can't afford a visit to the hospital though, what do you guys think I should do? Anyone know what it is?

>>687599426
gonorrhea

>>687599426
Jesus fucking Christ, I don't care if u can't afford a doctor, you only get 2 Fuck in ur life , go see a doctor

>>687598607
Wherever I want I just squeeze the tip till I can drop my load somewhere.

>>687599426
That is caramel sauce, stop trying to be edgy

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>>687598607
Recently found it hot and convenient to blow my load on clean panties hehe

>>687599426
>A diet high in sulfur is considered to be one of the likely causes of yellow sperm. Foods rich in sulfur include garlic, onions, legumes, grains, nuts, cabbages, broccoli, and asparagus. If you are consuming too much of these foods, you should probably cut them down or increase your intake of liquids so that excess sulfur is flushed out of the body easily.

Multivitamins are also considered to be a cause of yellow semen. If you are taking vitamin supplements, you may try stopping them to see if the color of your semen returns to normal.

If you haven’t ejaculated for a long time, your first ejaculation after this period of abstinence may also lead to discharge of old semen which may be yellowish in color. When you don’t ejaculate for a long time, the semen tends to accumulate in the seminal vesicles and makes it thick. This old semen when discharged may be lumpy as well as of a different color than the normal whitish shade.

Another cause for yellow semen may be the presence of urine. When a man reaches erection, the flow of urine gets blocked so that the only discharge released is the man’s ejaculate. However, in some cases, a few drops of urine may end up as part of the ejaculate, changing its color to a slightly yellowish tinge.

In many cases, the abnormal color or consistency of the semen may be the result of a possible medical cause. If the color of the semen is yellow, green or gold, it may be the result of a prostrate infection. Thick, lumpy or jelly-like ejaculation may be the result of a hormonal deficiency. Pink, red, or dark brown ejaculate can indicate the presence of blood and may result due to bleeding in the prostrate.

Sexually transmitted diseases can cause a change in the color of your semen as well. In this case, chlamydia or gonorrhea is the most likely cause here. In case of an infection, along with a change in color, the semen tends to also emit a strong foul odor.

>Hot outside
>Sweating like an animal
>Rubbing my fingers under my nuts to gather that sweat
>Sniff and lick my fingers, sweet salty taste
>Blow my load with my back on the wall so it goes straight into my mouth

God fuck it's so tasty

Whenever possible, I cum into a container, keep it in the back of the fridge, and then after a few days once coagulation is gone, sneak it into my wife's or my coworkers' coffee.

>>687599922
Whose panties are those

>>687598607
cum on chest. and use sheets for cleanup.

>>687599426
That's some good looking gravy

I just cum in my sleep pants and let it dry. Wash em once a week and they last for a good 6 months.

>>687600278
Sister-in-laws

>>687601072
Nice! Pics of sister in law?

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use this when wanna to have sex without wife.. it's just amazing.. try this :o

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>>687598607
I use socks and just throw them in the washing machine. Easiest way to do it imo.

>>687599426
what is egg yolk

>>687601478
Hehe naw man

Used to just bust loads on the carpet but now my room has wood flooring. Just use a washcloth and throw it in with laundry whenever it feels like a piece of stone

Usually right before I cum I put a tissue over my dick and jizz into it. Only cleanup required is throwing the tissue away or flushing it.

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I cum on my hand and then go to the sink and clean it up.

I've been ejaculating into my bladder for a while now.
no clean up.

>>687602068
we know you got em.. come on B/ro

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My bathroom

>clean up?
I eat it like a man

>>687599426
You should probably stop putting honey in your dick

>>687599936
Thanks wikipedia

>>687598607
Right on my hardwood floor. Then I wipe it up.

I cum in the toilet, literally no cleanup unless I'm jerking off hella crazy and get some on the floor or something.

>>687599007
"Haha, let me fuck peoples eyes up! that'll show 'em how retarded i am!"

I usually just eat it tbh

>>687598607
I usually cum in your mother and don't bother cleaning it up because she is a cum-hungry cock-sleeve

>>687602233
Don't do that

I've been fapping in bed for a couple years, just cum all over the place, no fucks given

Usually on my hands, and use tp, but sometimes in my girlfriend, then it's her business

>>687602245

No idea how you guys can eat it. My cum stinks of molten HDPE, smells like cancer.

>>687599426
i had that but worse like blood, goes away in a week or 2 try not to jerk off much, but then once you jerk off it will be a little brown but after that should be fine

>>687598607
I came here. tube.getthelube.com

>>687602171

Me too, I feel like not many people do this. Feels good bc tissue is soft, and no mess.

I squirt far as hell so I need something like this.

If I'm out of tissue usually will lay paper towels on chest/stomach

sock as last resort

I eat mine

I cum straight into my eyes

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I cum onto about 3 kleenex.
One on the floor under me.
One a little further out on the first.
And then hold the other one in front of my dick and shoot it with my cum.

Wad them together and then wipe my hands and sick with the clean parts, roll into a ball and throw it away.

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I use a towel or two. For possibly apparent reasons

>>687599426
I literally just threw up a little

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>>687598607
I usually huddle over a trash can. It catches both my cum and my tears.

>>687602557
Omg lol 2salty

>>687598607

I rape my socks like an upright godfearing Christian man-of-the-world always does.
Dirty little whores are always asking for it.

>>687599426
I just threw up in my mouth oh god, you should just cut it off and move on.

>>687598607

Hello 12 year old anon... Do what we all did, figure it out on your own faggot.

>>687603875
kek

>>687598607
I jack off right before I go to sleep. I blow my load onto my stomach and into the hand I am jacking off with. I clean up with paper towels.

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In a bottle

>>687598607
paper, wash hands

>>687603743
kek

>>687600000

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>>687599426
JESUS H. CHRIST!!! Why is diarrhea coming out of your penis?? Go see a fucking doctor... for Christ sake... go to an ER if you have to.

>>687600371
welcome to the fucking club

>>687603603
no fucking way, impressive

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>>687598607

>>687604523
thanks

If I'm lazy, on the carpet, or outside on the lawn. It's really something jacking off at 2 in the morning, pitch black, silence, and only the stars are visible.

Tis real simple. You buy some paper towels, fold em twice and twist the end so that you get a tube. You pop this on when you're close to
blowing your load. Afterwards you just pull it off, maybe wipe a little with the dry bit of the paper towel and chuck it wherever you want it.

Choose your paper towel wisely though, if they're too thin you'll have to double up on them and if they're too large for you it'll be near
impossible to use. Also, too soft and the tube isn't rigid enough which also makes it a pain.

who /nojackoffjune/ here?

>>687598607
i either cum on my hand(s) and lick it clean or straight into the toilet.
im assuming the question is for fapping

Am I the only one who rubs in around their hands like lotion? My girlfriend's cool with it cuz it makes my hands soft af.

>>687605479
>Girlfriend

kek

>>687598607
Inside my gf and my gf's sister

In my wife's mouth, obviously. Okay kidding. Been married 17 years. That ain't happening. Goddammit.

>>687598607
I have this not so passing trap that lives a block away and whenever I feel like blowing a load I invite the trap over and shim sucks my dick as I was porn. So, pretty much in a traps mouth

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Usually just let it drip down my cock, if any gets on my hand i lick it up

>>687604556
Wasn't there like six pictures to this set?

I cum into my foreskin then dump it into the toilet
sometimes i really want to cum somewhere else but never do cos i know ill make a mess