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I fucked up /b/.
Last night I got caught shoplifting $30 worth of stuff from Kmart. It's a misdemeanor larceny charge, class C.
I'm 19, I've stolen from the store 2-3 other times.Can/will they go back through the security footage and charge me for those too? What will the court stuff be like? What can I expect?
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Yes they will review the tapes. This is standard procedure for any store. Also who gets caught in a Kmart?
My local one closed a while back and I must have walked out with ~$40-$50 worth of stuff in the blowout sale
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How far back will they review the tapes?
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Only niggers steal
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>>687598673
They will probably only review the tapes of the night you got caught. They don't have the time (and they don't care) to look back on every hour of tape to find you stealing 10 dollars worth of stuff.

Take this as a good lesson and get out of shoplifting.
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>>687598761
yeah can't imagine any white trash in a kmart stealing
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>>687597994
No they won't. If you have a clean record, expect a slap on the wrist and a fine.
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>>687598987
Thank you. It's not a regular thing(not that it makes it any better)
Just a dumb white bitch stealing makeup. Completely unjustifiable.

I've just never been in a situation like this so I have no idea what to expect.
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>>687597994
>Last night I got caught shoplifting $30 worth of stuff from Kmart

Dude, don't steal from K-Mart. They're barely staying in business as it is. Maaaaaaan. Cut that shit out.

>Can/will they go back through the security footage and charge me for those too?

No. Surveillance footage is usually purged after a certain time. Unless you stole shit from there in the past week or so, you're ok.

Stop stealing shit dumbass. I used to be a shop lifter too. Now I'm an old fag. It's not worth having that shit on your record. And whatever you stole isn't worth getting in trouble for in the first place.

Good luck in court little bro.
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>>687597994
depends who you are.

you?

nobodies cares, shut up, fuck off.
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>>687597994
don't listen to this faggot
>>687598590
they might review the tapes
they might not

Steal from Wal-Mart
it's easy

man I wish they hadn't b& coupon threads
I saved thousands w/ those, then lost the flash drive where I had them all
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>>687597994
I've stolen $100's of stores from a small convenience store and never been busted, even when I've been called out and have handed back goods. You clearly suck at this.
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>>687599399
Wow, this summerfag is edgy as fuck
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>>687599677

Yeah, I almost cut myself on all that edge. School must be out.
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>>687597994
Real talk OP
Hire a lawyer

Me and friend got caught lifting games at Walmart back in highschool.

He hired a lawyer, I didnt.

Him
>Got deffered disposition
>paid 300 dollar fine
>6 months later, disposition cleared not guilty and no criminal record

Me
>got deffered adjudication
>paid 300 dollar fine
>got 1 year probation, with weekly piss test at 30 dollars a visit
>had 150 hours of community service
>had to take mandatory shop lifting course online, another 250 bucks
>at end of year, still have arrest for shop lifting on my record
>couldn't apply for certain scholarships
>couldn't get a job anywhere that ran a background check on me
>then later after college
>still had a hard time finding work thanks to record, also became hard to find housing. I couldn't get an apartment, I had to lease from slum lords.
>finally after 8 years ponied up 5 grand and paid a lawyer to expunge my record

Now I have a decent job, and a cool condo. However I wasted way more money and income potential in the long run not getting a lawyer in the first place.

I'd be lying if I said it will be okay. You done fucked up.
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>>687599677
you're a faggot shutup retard
stop pretending like you're not

>>687599785
schizoshit
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>>687600270
Been here for 2 years so shut the fuck up, you edgy autistic summerfag.
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>>687600501
>Been here for 2 years
Implying you're still not a faggot.
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>>687600204
What is the court process like if I get a lawyer?
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>>687598761
>implying he's not a nigger
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>>687600659
You pay a lot on retainer fee up front. My buddy ended up with a 3000 bill. But his lawyer did all the talking and had talked to the DA for a deal before our court date.

Judge asked guilty, not guilty, no contest. Lawyer said no contest, then offered the deffered disposition. The DA and judge accepted, that was it.


Judge asks me guilty, not guilty, no contest. DA pulls me aside tell me if I fight it I will loose and go to jail. If I plead guilty I will go to jail, short term, and it will go on record. If I plead no contest then I can not go to jail, and it can be taken off my record at a later date.
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>>687601408
How much did you steal, and was it your first offense?
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>>687599345
Just a fine, that shit sucks on a record though, stop breaking the law unless you like eating Copeous anounts of pussy which you will if you go to prision.
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>>687597994
$30? Should've stolen something better than that.
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>>687599345
Show us your tits
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>>687602157
Here the thing. I only stole 4 games, my buddy got 6.

But what the company you steal from does is leverage more than the physical cost of the games or merchandise involved. So what was in reality maybe 100 bucks worth of games, in court and on paper I had stolen 400 dollars worth, because Walmart took into account the cost of all the loss prevention guys wages for holding me for 2 hours, the games, the insurance that they claimed on them, and the cost of some dude having to reseal and restock them.
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White trash much?
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>>687602157
>>687602542
Sorry I didn't say before, but yeah that was my first and only offense.
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>be rat thief kid
>steal shit from targets dozens of times
>try to jack wow game time card, done it up a dozen times
>LPO following me and gets me
>mom at store
>cant run, fuck my life

i get charged 200 bucks and get community service. I stole cataclysm from there a short time after along with more game cards.
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>>687599399
You are super clever.
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>>687600204
nigga what

I payed like 200 bucks for a 30 dollar lift, had some community service and was expunged when i was 18. A background check for the military didn't even catch it so its 100% gone.

I am 100% sure you fucked up somewhere along the way and thats why
>got 1 year probation, with weekly piss test at 30 dollars a visit
>had 150 hours of community service
>had to take mandatory shop lifting course online, another 250 bucks
>at end of year, still have arrest for shop lifting on my record
>couldn't apply for certain scholarships
>couldn't get a job anywhere that ran a background check on me
>then later after college
>still had a hard time finding work thanks to record, also became hard to find housing. I couldn't get an apartment, I had to lease from slum lords.
>finally after 8 years ponied up 5 grand and paid a lawyer to expunge my record
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>>687603073
sause?
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>>687603437
Game of Dicks
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>remember when /b/ used to have shoplifting generals and other ways of telling corporatist fuckholes to shove it their piggish asses
>2016 /b/
>DURR WYTE TRASH MUCH?

Must be nice to have mommy and daddy buy you everything.
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>>687597994
>getting caught shoplifting in 2016

Just put the stuff in your cart like a normal white person would do and walk right past the cashier with it. If she asks you to pull it out to scan it just say you're sorry and pretend you forgot about it.
But 90% of the time those lazy bitches wont even inspect your cart, unless you're a nigger ofc.
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consider yourself lucky.

one of my good friends attempted to shoplift a carton of cigarettes from Stop & Shop at Mill Plain Center in Danbury CT, and was apparently observed by LP on camera. But, thecigarettes and the door aren't too far apart, and he grabbed the carton and got out the door rather fast.

The panicked LP guy ran up behind him and punched him in the back of the head, no warning.

Because this obviously isn't what they are supposed to do, the LP guy threw out the video and claimed he was assaulted by my friend, and only defended himself. So my friend wound up with serious charges and I believe 2 years probation, all over simple shiplifting

It's funny because that's just the way shit goes too, like everyone in that store knows there is a camera pointed at the cigarettes, everyone knew the tape vanished because the LP guy trashed it, but it doesn't make a lick of difference, court will never be like "hey this is fishy i'll let this kid off," you are always just fucked.
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>>687603700
I used to push full carts of junk food out of grocery stores lol. No one says shit.
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>>687597994

LOL! Faggot.
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>>687600501
Please fucking leave
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>>687603305
Well it depends on the state.

In Texas expunged records aren't automatic like some other states. I had to do a whole series of filing separately. That's why my buddies lawyer did deffered disposition instead, cause it became automatically not guilty in 6 months if he didn't commit more crimes.

But yes they threw the goddamn book at me. But I also didn't help myself by not hiring a lawyer or doing prior research on the laws and punishments.

But if op is a chick they will let her off easy, since us courts are slanted in women favor. But she should give us a tit pic for all the info any way
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>>687603437
Game of Thrones s06e05
That's literally it
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>>687603763

oh yeah lol i used to know this scumbag um... may as well say his name because he was a scumbag, Kevin Keeler. He did a lot of heroin tred to sell a lot of heroin but you know, was too much of a fuck-up to really support his habit dealing.

He used to pull that ALLLLLL the time, borrow someone's car, go to the grocery store (during a busy time, this is essential) and just load it up with meat and walk out casually. Then throw all that shit in "his" trunk and gtfo
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>>687597994
Shoplifter a ton in my day. Got caught a few times but never ended up in court over it. It stayed between me and the businesses involved. Stole probably $35000 worth of stuff lifetime
Stores will delete old videos, however they take images of people they've seen stealing. For example I stole some cigarettes from a store and walked out. Went back a few weeks later and was actually buying things. Loss prevention came up and escorted me in the back. The showed me an image from the video they had on me taking the smokes, didn't have the video though. I ended up not saying a single thing to them. Cops showed up and said since I wasn't caught stealing anything at that time and hadn't admitted anything, they weren't going to do anything. Store ended up dropping it all but put me on trespass.
Point is, don't go back to whatever stores you've lifted from and fucking stop. I got addicted to the adrenaline high and it got harder to stop, especially cause I'm pretty good at it. Eventually though, you'll get caught. I'm lucky I don't have a record from it.
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>>687597994
Hide it under the engine.
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>>687603990

You where under 18 right?

A minor stealing 30 bucks of shit is literally a more petty crime than throwing trash on the ground.

Did you have any other offenses or history? Did they find drugs on you and did you act like a chimp to the cops and lpo.

I am 100% mindfucked how that happened like it did. I know walmart is rough and shop lifters but its still obscene how a lapse of judgement resulted in what appears to be years of bullshit.
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Thanks for all of the info everyone,you guys have been surprisingly helpful and I do feel slightly better.
Tit pics will come when I can stop crying like a bitch.
Thanks again, night /b/.
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kys seriously get off 4chan you autistic reditshit
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>>687604305
No I was 18 at the time.
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>>687604225
I did that dozens of times. I would steal gourmet cheeses, soda, and beer at age 19 and just walk out. Honestly if i was was to calculate the amount of shit i stole, it is upwards to 10 grand. I am using a 120 dollar keyboard i literally pushed out of walmart. The beeper went off and the wire was still on it. I threw it in my car and headed off along with a headset(150 bucks). I riped the wiring off and tossed it out the window on the freeway on the way home.

I also commited tons of credit card fraud through phising.

I am so fucking lucky that i have a clean record, and a honorable usmc discharge.
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>>687604305
>>687604473


Also no I didn't have drugs on me or act like a chimp. All I did was refuse to tell the cops what my vehicle was so that they could tow and impound it for more cash. I had to call my cousin from jail to get him to go pick it up.

Other wise I would have been car less too
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>>687604314
The fact that your 19 is the only thing that is "bad".
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>>687597994
You will be ok if you are white.
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>>687604314
Just show us tits now. Stop being a thief and lazy. We are sharing a wealth of experience, you could at the very least share some nipple
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>>687604735
i think he would be better off as black. He can wear #BLM shirts and get chimps to protest for him.
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>>687604314
post dem tittays
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>>687599431
>Banned coupon threads

I was just thinking the other day that's it's been a few years since I saw one of those.guess that explains it
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>>687597994
First OP I steal shopping carts full of shit all the time, and basically dont act shady and if you get caught drop the shit and leave, dont run just walk away, if they keep following you then split, or you could throw the stuff right back through the door and take off, its not stealing unless you exit, but if the merchandise is still in the store then it would be attempted theft, but you suck at stealing so good luck. They will only look at the tapes the night you got caught so dont worry about the other times.
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>>687599399
Get the fuck off my /b/ and read your summer homework like a good lil faggot.
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>>687597994
Yes you're fucked, you're probably gonna do like at least 2 or 3 years in jail. You better run while you can, it's your only option really.
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>>687600204
You mean she Dun Goof'd
KEK
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>>687600501
>2 whole years
Holy shit get a load of this guy. 2 whole years, moot himself should come down and kiss your ass for staying for 2 whole years. Next you're gonna tell me it was b8 wew lad what a guy.
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>>687605598
M00t is dead.
The internet killed m00t and hired a faggot to sell 4chin...
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>>687597994

it's like this for any kmart crimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WwqXHo4v8k
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>>687599392
>I used to be a shop lifter too. Now I'm an old fag.

Oh wow, you really progressed in life!
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>>687603437
Elaine powell
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>>687597994
>$30
That's nothing. Who cares about it?
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>>687600501
>2 years

You're still newfag.
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>>687599345
tits or GTFO
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>>687606444
trips never lie
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>>687606407
newfag
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>>687603714
It's almost like the rules are rigged against poor people?! Glad to know you are voting Bernie!
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>>687603437
Can't you just watch game of thrones like the rest of the world? Faggot.
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I've stolen probably around $2500 worth of stuff from target during my youth didn't get caught except when my partner fucked up.
We walked out with slaps on the wrist charges dropped on me because I has a lawyer. You'll probably walk in and have to take a class and charges dropped.
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its easy to pocket a few small things during the winter/spring/fall because of inside pockets but how do you guys manage during the hotter summer months?
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>>687597994
Way to catch a charge over bullshit items from Kmart. If you're gonna steal at least make it worth it if you get caught. Fucking retard
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>>687597994
>A charge for $30
fuckin americans are so fuckin crazy
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>>687605048

Since when does /b/ ban anything that's not CP?
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