>>687597174

I've actually tried many times to stop fapping to her, but it always comes back around, getting turned on like never before over how she went from mousy to sexual, and got a muscle fetish in the process.

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I have a pretty severe addiction to Adderall... I basically spend my whole paycheck each week on it. I have a potential job coming up where I can be able to move and support myself... also my drug habit.

I fucked moot.

>>687597174
I fap to photos of Hitler while shitting.

>>687597174
I fantasize all the time about being cucked by or fucking my mom, aunt, and cousin

>>687597174
I want to tell him I'm married, but it's so hard.... He's so cute!!!

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I do cum tributes to females I know.

Pic related

I haven't directly communicated with this girl i used to talk to in a year but we secretly communicate with each other still via Twitter likes and creeping on eachothers profiles to see them. We are basically both in love with eachother but neither of us are texting first.

I actually just deactivated my Twitter so maybe I'll just move on now. I know, it's sounds dumb as hell.

>>687598226
Kek

>>687598400
in the same boat, met this girl a couple summers ago in my chem lab and we def bonded, i was too much of a pussy to make a move to the next level though so we just stayed friends but I crush on her hard. She got a bf for a while but they broke up so that was cool. Still friends, still communicate from time to time, neither of us will spill the beans though

>>687597174
The concept of having stress about things that aren't "real" has boggled my mind hard enough to make me want to go homeless. I want to live off my five senses in isolation and die like a bitch to mother nature instead of stressing about bills.

I helped my ex gf fuck a dog, and suck a horse

>>687597174
The prospect of eventually asking my gf to marry me scares the shit out of me.

I love her, I know she'd say yes in an instant and it would only be a formality for us. But still the thought of being married scares me.

>>687599056
Story time

>>687598205
fuckin bitch

I got a blow job from my girlfriends sister one night when she came home really drunk.
She passed out pretty much straight after and I pussy'd out and didn't fuck her.

>>687599142
been there. Just bite the bullet. Its worth it.

>.> <.< I really took five cookies when i said I only took four

I anal masturbated a few times

>>687597174
my childhood friend and this bully made me and the /b/ullies younger sis to fuck it was traumitizing on the back road of a small town

>>687599142
Don't do it anon! Marriage means nothing in today's society. I got married, and got my whole life taken away from me to the girl I thought I would spend my life with, but ended up divorcing (I knew her for 5 years, and had been together for over a year before we got married). Just keep things the way they are.

>>687599291
dk if not raping a girl really counts as pussying out...

I put roxycodone up my butt daily
I'm currently numb as a fucking starfish

>>687599249
but my husband knows it... I just don't wanna hurt my lover feelings.

>>687599688
Fag

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I am spiderman

>>687599142
>>687599887

I should, also, mention that I'm not bitter towards women, just marriage because it complicates shit too much if it doesn't work out.

I'm straight with a gf but I have sucked a trannys cock twice and had a 3some with another couple. I played with his cock a little and ate his cum out of her pussy before fucking her :P

I allowed a dog to lick my balls and cock a few times till I came.

>>687600165
You always come up with this. It's Not even a secret anymore.

I almost accidently killed my sisters baby a few years back, I feel bad about the situation but I'm glad I didn't actually cause it any harm

I don't know who moot is.

>>687597174
My gf and me and a drunk threesome with her best friend (female). I wanna do it again.

Under certain circumstances both girls would be down for it (I know this for sure), but I don't know how I'd go about initiating this while sober.

>>687600295
babies can die from sleeping, it's kinda hard not to kill a baby

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>>687599945
I can't imagine how much you have to diarrhea (once you come off of the high), since, not only do you stick it up your ass, it's an extremely potent painkiller.

>>687597174
i liked my best friend dick when i was 9 years old

>>687597588
Gotta stop looking at traps, fag-anon

>>687599891

>Glorious whiteknight appears to save the day from patriarchy!

>>687600436
You don't force that shit upon her while sober. It should come up when both of you have had a few drinks, that way if she doesn't want to do it, then it can be dropped, until next time you 2 are drunk. Eventually it will happen again.

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>I want to have sex with mari

>>687600539
Nah man opiates make me constipated, I'll probably end up shooting them eventually but I'm trying to delay that with my butt

>>687598205
whore

>>687600673
so yesterday?

I like to eat my own cum...btw Im straight with a gf in a 8y relationship...she still doesnt know.... i would like to tell he one day so we can share my cum together...

>>687600959
Aster, is this you?

>>687597174
I think about her every day

>>687601448
Cum converts into estrogen when eaten, bub

Just letting u know

>>687600951
Thing is, my gf expressed explicit interest in watching me fuck her best friend. So i kinda wanna di this sober.
Of course there's the possibility of involving alcohol. I just don want us to be as shitfaced as we were last time. Can't even remember half of it.

>>687601448
Not that hard to cum in her mouth then passionately kiss her with her mouth full of it

>>687598205
kill yourself

>>687597174
I fuck dogs

>>687601636
Ur relationship wont last much longer

>>687600057
shut up f*king bitch

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I'm voting for Donald Trump.

I'm a Democrat most of the time, I voted for and I support Obama, but I hate Clinton and I don't like Sanders.

I just can't take the SJW lunacy any more. I'm all for tolerance but this shit is getting out of hand. These fuckers are fucking insane. They're the new voice of censorship in America and they must be stopped.

levay satanist. can't, won't, tell my family or wife.

>>687601715
Im not that quick :)

I am madly in love with the Egyptian girl that was in my uni's school trip to China

>>687601779
Why would you say that? I'm aware that this could blow up in our faces, that's why I'd only do this with proper preparations. For example, my gf should have the possibility to stop this at any time should she feel uncomfortable, etc...

>>687601715
which is why I actually don't like getting blowjobs that often, cause I hate the idea that my dick and cum were in there when kissing her after that

>>687601615
I bet thats whats being told in churches right?

>>687601955
If bait, fuck you
If not, im happy youve seen the light

>>687602035
Not that quick? Grab her hair and force a kiss on her

>>687602118

Not bait at all.

I honestly can't fucking take it any more. This shit is out of control.

>>687602116
Nah bub, just Google it

>>687602052
>diamond in the rough syndrome
>nigga's literally thirsty as fuck so he hallucinates a mirage
>couldn't think of an Oriental spin on the situation
>gotta squint to see her properly because she's so damn hot it seems like she's evaporating from the pavement, I guess.

>>687601955
I'm voting trump because I want to see the country crumble from the inside

>>687600840

lol. how in the fuck did you interpret any of that to mean a trap?

you just sound like a retard.

I'm a pedophile.

I'm not happy about it at all, and I need help. But nobody wants to help a pedophile. So besides suicide, I don't know what my other options are.

>>687602183
She swallows quick...

>>687602464
Double suicide

>>687602321
you wont be disappointed

>>687597174

I've smoked weed everyday for 30 years.

I'm also a pretty famous actor. I was a main character in one of the lotr movies

>>687602540
Gimli pls go

>>687597174
One time I was masturbating in a friends shower and I got this idea to cum into a bottle of his sister's conditioner. Found it funny when she took a shower after she got home from work a few hours later.

>>687602491
Tell her you want to see it or just blow it on her face some

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I vigorously finger my butthole.
No wank orgasm m8s feels fucking goodman

>>687602647
I did that to my sister all the time when i was younger

Fucking bitch thinks she can get away with stealing my double bubble

>>687601150
No shit I know opiates constipate you. I've been on Percs for awhile now, and vicodin for 6 years before that (chronic pain). I'm talking about when you come off of the high.

>>687600840

?

>>687597174
I still use Windows xp

>>687602647
Done the dozens of times to my step sister. At some point it must have been more cum than conditioner.

>>687602859
Thanks anon. I'll try this out

I got my dick beaten off by a 50-60 year old fat bitch when i was 16 in front of her 50-60 year old husband.

>>687598205
You will ruin everything. think about it first.

>>687602804
Wew lad calm down there, like i said i dont get diarrhea. It just goes from hellish Sahara desert shits to a slightly pasty shit when i come off. I ironically eat very healthy though so i bet that helps some

>>687602812
XP is goat

I brag online how artistic I am, but I'm just mediocre.

>>687602987
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>687597174
i was molested by someone when i was about 5 or 6.

>>687603132
U wot m8

>>687603210
That's why I still use it :P

I have been fucking my bestfriends wife for the last two months.

>>687597174
fucked my girlfriend's niece. excellent tits

>>687603134
I wasn't pissed when I commented. I just know what it does to you when you take them regularly and come off of them. I just do not see how you can stick them up your ass. That pill would take forever to dissolve.

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>>687598400
why not just talk to her? and how are you so sure she is in love with you? like shit on social media is not and indicator that shes in love with you dipshit.

>>687602240
Post link faggot...

>>687603510
>im too lazy to google, do it for me

>>687603387
Say bye bye to your bf when he finds out, because he will...eventually.

>>687602090

ye, maybe she is doing it because she wants to fuck another dude while u watch dummy, how would you like that

>>687603469
I am not you

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>>687598919
lol she doesnt like you, if she did that time has long past. lmao fucking pussy.

>>687598906
lol she doesnt like you, if she did that time has long past. lmao fucking pussy

>>687602540

i really think you're billy boyd, that motherfucker looks like he is high %90 of his life

>>687603735
this

>>687601955
It's not a question of whether you "like" or "hate" a candidate but of who would be better for the country. Trump is an unpredictable psychopath that has a good chance of destroying the USA and maybe the World. Clinton will leave the USA at least as good as it is right now, maybe better. Her alleged lies and crimes caused very little damage in the grander scheme of things, but putting a demented lunatic in charge is a guarantee for devastation.

I'm a normal guy. I'm pretty intelligent, good looking, got a big dick, everyone loves me. I'm known for being very nice and calm.

But I believe people are stupid in general. I believe that a country ruled by one man would be fine if the ruler was just. I believe that mass sterilizations/killings are sad but necessary to save Earth from total chaos. If it wasn't for the whole concentration camp thing, I think Nazis had good ideas and a killer sense of fashion.

I think that the corrupt politicians and other corrupt people in power should be shot. Greed and selfishness is the destruction of our society and we should teach kids to avoid it.

I also have borderline personality disorder and take strong meds to control my anger.

I have about 1 hour and 50 minutes of posing/ass fingering/pussy fingering/pissing video footage of Asian Brianna

>>687603625
She explicitly said she doesn't want to. Did you really think I didn't talk to her about shit like this?
As far as I know (and I trust her with this) it's solely her being submissive/voyeuristic.
She knows I don't want her fucking other dudes. Girls are fine with me though.

>>687600165
done this while dog sitting.. it was only after i got really drunk tho. felt so ashamed in the morning.

I shot my cousin in the face with my dad's .38 it was just me and him at my house for the weekend. I put the body under the guest bed. I'll probably clean the body and dump it in a river close by.

>>687603617
Well, he got it started when he wanted me to participate in a 3 way with them. We realized we liked having sex with each other and it's been on going since. When The inevitable happens we'll see what happens.

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>>687600487
>babies can die from sleeping
That is factually inaccurate.

>>687603510
http://www3.scienceblog.com/community/older/1997/B/199701564.html

Here you lazy fuck.

My grandpa made me jack him off when I was 5 years old, he also molested his daughters but my family still left me alone with him for some reason.

>>687603977

kek what a fucking loser trusting in what a girl says, good luck with crying in the shower while braydon the nigro kills ur gf ass

>>687602292
Can I have what you're smoking?

And she taught me how to eat a mango differently

>>687603646
Yeah you're right about that. I certainly don't stick things up my ass to get a high.

>>687603837

zionist detected

When i was 7 , i think i helped some dudes rape a chick not sure only remember helping carrying her into an empty classroom

>>687604223
Boy youre salty

>>687604190
>>>/r9k/ is over there, buddy.

If she ever tries to pull this shit, it's over. No ifs and buts. She knows this.

I want to fuck someone else, not because I like the fucking, but because I like the chase

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I love to put my dick in all type of bottle. I've ever succeed to put it in a water bottle.

>>687600925
How the actual fuck is that whiteknighting, you dumb mongoloid nigger

>>687602217
tbh i have never had real world interactions with a SJW or anything like that. I live in california and everyone i meet or talk to in my day to day life is pretty normal. most gay people i meet mind their own business.

that being said i dont even vote. but clinton is a weird ass bitch. also if trump really sent all the mexicans back who is gonna do all the shit jobs?

it would be crazy as fuck if trump got elected and was like "that's not how i really am your fucking idiots, just had to say stupid shit to get elected and now we are going to be real about things."

>>687604396
Kek uhh sure. I don't know how I'm salty from what I said other than you taking it personally that I said I don't stick things up my ass.

>>687604307

Imbecile detected. You better adjust your tinfoil before "they" get to you too.

Fingered both stepsister and stepmother on different occasions while they were asleep. I also know stepsister used her moms vibrator

I'm in love with my best friend's little sister, me and him have been best friends since 6th grade and right now it's summer break and in 2 months we're going to be seniors and his sister will be a sophomore (high school for all of us). I don't really know what to do because I really am in love and if I don't size the opportunity I'm probably going to deeply regret it in the future, but if I do act on it then a 7 year friendship could be ruined, especially if things between me and his sister go bad. I'm really between a rock and a hard place in this situation and it sucks.

I'm rather alcohol-resistant, so I was able to pretend myself drunk and say obscene things to femfriends.

One of dem femfriends actually asked me: "were you serious about sex when you were drunk?"

>>687603837
>Her alleged lies and crimes caused very little damage in the grander scheme of things

it shows the kind of person she is, she would probably do a lot of harm

>>687604805
Sure you did...sure you did.

>>687598205
do it faggot

>>687603951
>a killer sense of fashion.
no shit. Hugo Boss designed their clothes.

>>687604972
I do this too, easy manipulation

>>687604989
Stepsister was the first pussy I ever seen, lead to smelling touching tasting. Her fat mom wasn't too long after.

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>>687604004
pics or it didnt happen

>>687604148
fuck your family for that

>>687603951
Goddamn it, you're not me. I feel the same way. Unless I know you I typically won't tall to you because most people are fucking retarded

>>687604975
Did you even read what I wrote? Trump's capacity to harm is YUGE. She's mother Theresa compared to him.

>>687598226
fatigue
btw kek

>>687605445

Trump only harms gays like you, immigrates and a few zionists.

>>687597174
when i was in the army i went to a party and got totally shit faced at friends 'family' easter party. the hosts were a couple of middle age gay dudes. they molested my shit while i was passed out drunk and one of the dude's fucked my shit up with his teeth.

>>687605365

I'm the same way, anon. But I tolerate people and am friendly with them. It can be beneficial. I don't really become friends with people who aren't very intelligent though. Normal people are fucking stupid.

>>687600436
a giant nigger faggot

>>687599056
You got cucked by animals

>>687605445
i bet you think bills presidenty was all fine and dandy right? even though if you stuck to the geneva convention he would be executed.

>>687605676
Holu Fuck either i know who you are or the same exact thing happened to a guy i know

I'm 18 and I wet the bed every single night. please kill me.

>>687597174
in college, i used to rob my neighbor by sneaking through his apartment window and stealing his food.

i was the worst.

>>687605533
Really? Read the shit he says. What he ACTUALLY says. But hey knock yourself out. Vote for him. In less than a few months you'll be regretting it.

Idgaf

this has been weighing heavily on my mind for years ive molested multiple chicks in my family, go on call me uncle chester

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>>687598205
Seeing as you're easy, this should be an easy decision. Tits or GTFO.

>>687599591
You a crazy mother fucka, damn. Stay the fuck away from me crazy ass nigga

>>687606044
Daww thats kinda cute. Dont drink anything before bed time and during the day try to hold in your pee a little bit longer than usual, it'll help make your pelvic floor aittle stronger

I lost my virginity to my cousin when I was like 13 or 14.

>>687600539
Opiates make you constipated. Go back to school.

>>687602540
Also a chronic liar, eh?

>>687606311
Cletus, is that you?

>>687598919
Are you me madafaka

>>687601190
You would get diarrhea if you went into withdrawal but if you're using everyday you just chronically constipated all the time

QG are you here?

>>687606007
lol color me intrigued. how do you know the guy this happened to? were you in army with him or know him outside of army?

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>>687597174
i didn't pull out and moved to another state shortly after

i am gay but i totally bash other homosexuals because i am ashamed

>>687606510
We are one in the same
Cept my dicks bigger, getrektm8

>>687606564
Outside of the army, he may or may not be a good friend of mine. one of the guys in his squad (or whatever you call it) might have witnessed it all happen and told me about it.

>>687605311
Wanna know what happened when I came out about it in 9th grade? I was living with them because my mom is a druggy scum fuck living in a trailer in the back yard. I told my grandma and she asked my grandpa about it and of coursed he denied it so she kicked me out, called me a liar, told the rest of my family I'm an attention seeking liar and stole my cat. And then I had to live in trailer with my trashy mom. That shit fucked my whole life up, I wish I never came out about it and just sucked it up and continued to live with the fuck till I could move out

In middle school, a guy in my grade who had been held back molested me in the school bathroom and threatened to kill me if I told anyone. I have literally never told anyone about it irl, and it was 10 years ago at this point.

>>687604720
You realize no one does those "shit jobs" BECAUSE mexicans do that for next to no money (since they are illegal and have to). People would be forced to pay at least minimum wage to Americans rather then low IQ mongrels.

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I'm actually severely depressed and have been debating killing myself. I'm holding out for things to get better, but i'm running out of patience and willpower.

>>687606862
Sorry bro, you got dealt a shit hand, aint no one deserve that

>>687606938
I used to be suicidal. Depression is a bitch. Please don't kill yourself, anon.

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@ all the anti trump cucks itt

>>687607025
Nice meme

>>687597174
When I was 16, my cousin was 13 and I managed to convince her to let me fuck her.

She was so tight and she moaned like a cute little kitty would mew. Nowadays, whenever we got a family reunion, we sneak away and fuck.

PS: I'm now 24 ans she is 21.

>>687607153
Lucky

>>687606915
>forced to pay at least minimum wage to Americans

are you daft in the head? every dish washer job is done by mexicans and they all get paid minimum wage. you dont have to be legal to get a job in this country you dumb fuck.

>>687606838
crazy. none of my army buddies know my friends from outside the service. but that was a fucked up night. dude who i went with woke up with out his clothes and came and found my ass. he drove us back to base, left house round like 4 or 5am and he's fucking falling asleep while driving down the interstate. i keep waking his ass up right after i notice him nodding out. funny part is he was doing good keeping it straight while asleep, but would swerve when i'd wake his ass up.

>>687606967
Fucked with me mentally too, became super insensitive to sex at a young age and was posted my body online for attention. Over that e-hoe shit now but still know there's cp of me all over the Internet and no one even knows

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>>687597174
I have a wife and kids, but they don't know that every day, I lock my doors and windows up in order to dance along to this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2sJdWxRZBA

I'd die of embarrassment if they ever catch me dancing to that song

>>687607293
What state? I need to know now

>>687598400
>>687598906
Being an aspie myself I habe to admit:
The Autism in these posts is outrageous.
Even for me. Dudes... If you want to communicate, simply write "This may sound awkward, I'm horrible at communicating with people but... how are you?". Was that so hard?

>>687606862
Kill them anon, just fucking do it
End this circle

>>687606468
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, I see. Maybe you should invest in some Hooked-On-Phonics, since I clearly stated once he comes off of his high, you stupid fuck.

I'm a dysfunctional 25 year old who has abused one too many drugs, and has a severe drinking problem that usually happens once every other month and last about a week. I'm still up after binge drinking for about a week and withdrawal is killing me slowly but I found a few beers I forgot about so now I'm weening off to lessen the withdrawal and get some sleep. I used to be a very active guy and consistently worked out about five days a week doing some form of cardio everyday and powerlifting every other day. I was in school bit have been medically withdrawing myself the past two semesters because of my drinking problem. Now I'm fat, broke, and in a shit ton of debt from school and no degree.

I have only one regret and that is not enlisting into the military straight out of high school. All because I was a pussy and too brainwashed about how dangerous the military is. it's kind of ironic because at first I didn't register for classes until about four years after graduating high school because I was hanging around other assholes who convinced me that pursuing a degree is a waste of time and money and that you don't need a degree to make decent money which is true, but only if you're stupid and studying liberal arts and not a STEM degree.

Now I'm probably going to enlist in the Army just to get disciplined, and have my student loans paid off then take classes after I straighten out and do what I should of done seven years ago.

I'm basically a ghost to people and my family now because of how ashamed I am. and anheros are fucking pussies. if you want to die I say just enlist in the military to get the chance at making great loyal friends, travel, and get a degree paid for by uncle Sam.

I'm a zoophile furry. Nobody outside of /b/ knows that. Well I hope so