>>687589484
no thanks

>>687589605
^

>>687589484
are you asking your self: "why the hell not earlier?"

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Why are you such a fag?

>>687589918
Oh my god yes. My whole body went fucking numb

>>687589484
I assume you are a sexually surpressed christian
I assume you are Murican
I assume this is bait
I assume you vote Trump
I assume you are a little faggot which is basicly what I assumed just before

how much of this is true?
and what du you assume about me?

Lol shut up you Lego head OP

>>687590409
Very sexually surpressed catholic. Parents were douchebags.
Yes i am american
Nope its not bait
And i am not voting this election
I assume youre from the EU and you are the type of summer fag to call everything he sees bait.

That'll be 20 Haily Marys, OP.

God bless you.

>>687590823
FUCK OFF YOU UNDERAGE B&

>>687589484
why now? what did you mastrubate to?
how do you feel with all these haters?

>>687590910
not bad
though i don't even know what a summer fag is

>>687591018
Been on here for years and the curiosity kinda got to me so i tried it out. I jacked off to alexis texas. And i could care less honestly.

>>687590910
do you know the "battle pope" comics?

>>687591284
Nope havent heard of em.

>>687590128

Answer OP

>>687591240
>>687591240
4chan is full of wierd people, from all nations,
racist russians, bigots, communists americans, non-fappers, chronical fappers --- canadians
here is everything what is fucked up

>>687590910
>Parents were douchebags
How?

>>687591554
I dont know, why are you so desperate for a reply?

>>687591381
should try, typic american, only someone with a breakthrough (coming out as an atheist) and abnormal high knowledge of the bible could do such a thing

>>687591726
Kept me sheltered for all the years i lived with them
No internet, homeschooled, not allowed many friends, things like that. Kept under extreme watch at all times.

>>687591159
Further proof that you are a summerfag.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, rate the pleasure.
Also how big was your load?
Are you a virgin?
This is medically fascinating.

>>687592078
what did you learn from this?

>>687592000
Ill give it a look, nice trips btw

>>687592161
ohhhhh helll nooooo, got it
if been through many winters fucker

>>687589484
Impossible. Even if you were taught it's wrong, you would do it and then feel guilty after.

>>687589484
Gonna do it again? What am I saying, of course you are.

>>687589484
what did you fap to?

>>687592078
I hope their strictness will not kill your faith in Jesus Christ and the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church which He founded.

did you have sex before?

>>687592169
On a scale of 1-10? Id say it was a solid 9. And yes i am a virgin.
I figured you guys would find this interesting, thats why i came here.

>>687592324
What are you trying to communticate here anon?

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>>687592553
How much jizz did you shoot? Are your balls huge from pent up semen?

>>687592508
holy shit, kys if not b8

>>687592213
I think it was a mistake on their part, made me rebel against their beliefs and values more than stick with them. All in all i learned that their values and morals fucking suck.

>>687591240
Couldn't care less*
If you could care less it means you care at least a little bit

>>687592553
Would you describe yourself as a broken man, because your life sounds pretty depressing tbh.

>>687592620
I just try to not think about work i have to do, i'm bored with it, have to write my thesis, it is morning in europe

Anyone have the vid of that fag with basketballs for nuts and shoots a massive load until his balls diminish

>>687592731
How old are you?

>>687592666
Nice trips sir, and yeah holy fucking shit i did not expect this kind of mess.

r u a man?

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>>687592924
Fascinating.
Do you plan on jacking off more?
There is a whole world of different techniques and porn for you to explore now, OP.

>>687592809
My life is actually okay, i have a job i like and i like where i live. I definetly intend on getting married some day, just gotta wait for the right person to come along.

Can you show us your junk?

>>687592787
so my friend mybe it was no mistake at all and the faith is with them, not the way they thought or like, but it is there perhaps, all these paradox like forgiving but punishment, and love but no sexuallity, it does not work

what is "the" evil you think?

>>687592818
Ah, fair enough I guess. A summerfag is a kid who goes on 4chan in the summer. Good luck with the thesis.

>>687592809
uhhhhhh next mistake comming
not the right person please, there are a many right persons, not only one, still its hard enough to find, don't ya think

>>687593201
I definitely do. Relieved quite a lot of stress from these past couple of weeks.

>>687589484
You're a moron that just wasted 33 years of your life. What fucking information could you possibly have to enlighten us?

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>>687593503
Good for you OP. Don't jack off too often though, or the pleasure will quickly diminish.

>>687593355

yeah not really, im here some times to chat or try to troll bigots, na its bachelor thesis

>>687593329
The evil is not letting a kid explore his natural curiosity.

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>>687593592
>33 years
>OP is 35
Are you suggesting that masturbation starts at 2 years old?

>>687593830
Yes.
What? You expect a new born should start masturbating? Fucking monster.

>>687593592
If jacking off is the thing that makes your life, than i dont think im the one whos been wasting it anon.

>>687593830
I came out of the womb beating off

>>687593746

yes this too, but actually it is more than that, evel is surpressing people and your self without honoring the selfwill of the subject

racists are evil, also most fanatics, list is long

>>687594041
best response

>>687594100
Kek

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>>687593947
>>687594100
You guys are on some next level shit, let me tell ya.

>>687594100
i call this wincest

>>687594100
I was beating off in the womb.

>>687594834
while getting fucked
good girl

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>>687589484
I suggest you try anal stimulation while you masturbate, a friend of mine suggested it when I was in my teens, he said his gf puts anal beads in his butt and pulls them out when he cums he also said it was the best orgasm he ever had in his life, well I thought that it was kinda gay to put things up my butt while I fap so I never tried it until I was in my late 20's well that was a mistake because now I can't masturbate without anal stimulation because the orgasm are much more intense and I just can't go back to regular masturbation because of that intensity.

>>687595391
Yeah i think ill take it slow...

>>687592553
>And yes i am a virgin.

Holy shit, you are 35 and you just busted your first nut? It must have been a liter of spooge. How could you function and how long have you been out of your parents house and why didn't you take care of that first thing?

>>687595391
muhahaha
id does not work with all man,
it does not work with me, i tryed, maybe wrong

WHAT have your WETDREAMS been about?
you sad you had not much contact
is it like porn?

>>687589484
Why do you feel compelled to lie to strangers on the Internet?

>>687597571
he is a mega beta, and had no other chanse to be diffrent, thats why

>>687589484
Youre fucking kidding me....

>>687589484
What made you decide to fap now?

>>687589484
LIES

have you ever had sex

>>687593201
You gotta chase the pussy bro. Its not just gonna come to you.

>>687596539
>How could you function and how long have you been out of your parents house and why didn't you take care of that first thing?

Please answer this. Did you just move out of your parents house today or some shit?

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> 35 year old
> first time