>>687578900
You get banned

Audi blows.

>>687578900
shut the fuck up you rich edgy underage pls slit ur wrist in that audi

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I drive an Humvee at 18. Fuck with me.

>>687578900
i wish i had rich parents too. :(

>>687578900
how does it feel to have a car made by VW, the ones who lie to you?

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I'm 26 and drive this. Fuck your volkswagon.

>>687579360
you drive a tiny model car?

>>687579360
dats a toy, nigga

>>687579360
I fix tanks and blow shit up and I'm 18

doesnt count if mommy and daddy bought it

Mechanic here

I hope your dad's wallet can afford all the shit that'll hit the fan when you break 75k

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Feels GREAT to be me, poor boys.

>>687579958
This.

Also that's assuming he doesn't wreck it when he's texting and snapchatting.

Fucking kids. I really need to start crashing funerals of dead teenagers who died in car accidents and just belligerently start talking about how the world is a safer place with them dead.

>>687579141
this

>>687580120
Congratulations on counting money that belongs in your employer.

>>687578900
>Audi
>Good

>>687580686
Your an idiot
Clearly shooped and whooped

>>687580843
>Your an idiot
>Your

TT? Nice female car LMAO feel sorry for you, could've gotten something better for a panty dropper virgin

>>687580120
photoshop game weak.

kys

>>687578900
You don't drive shit. Fuck your own shit hole lol

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Sure you do.

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Keep crying, POORS!

>>687581170
did you do that in paint

>>687581170
>Windows on iMac

>>687578900
How much did it cost daddy?

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I'm an intergalactic space god at 964, Fuck with me.
For shame /b/, random sentence, random photo, no time stamp, guaranteed replies, trolling 2016.

>>687581411
good catch lol

>>687581170
Timestamp or fake

>>687581411
>never heard of "boot camp"

Capitalist materialist slime. Lrn 2 substance

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LMAO that pos Mac cant handle any games on Steam. 0/10

And here is the picture you used.

again, kys

>>687578900
Seems about right, since that car is built for 17 y/o bitches.

>>687578900
Dubs and you die in a car accident within this month

>>687581170
Gross u still have a land line. Faggot

>>687578900
Cute. Im 17 and I drive a 2016 BMW 435i (4 door)

>>687580120
>Using chrome on mac
>windows on mac
this is so photoshoped it hurts

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>>687578900
Pshhh. Faggot. If I took all the money I have in my house I could buy 7 of your gay ass audis. Here's some pocket money in my bathroom...my bathroom money is strictly for hookers and cocaine tho...not cars that girls drive.

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>>687581795
>implying im not the one who took that pic

>>687581795
I play Gary's mod on my mac bitch face

Even if it was yours why the fuck are you bragging about it? What is it a B8 A5 your daddy bought you?

Grow up

i drive your mum at 17. Fuck with me.

>>687582080
all that money and buying Walmart tier deodorant >zozzle

>>687582080
Cool, can you give some to a poor fag?

>>687578900
I know this is some b8 but couldn't you found a pic where the douche bag wasn't doubled parrked??

>>687582057>>687578900

Lol I guess op's parents aren't as rich as this kid's parents

>>687582090
>implying you haven't touched a thing on your desk since 2010.

>>687582385
funny you say that. I can't find any deodorant I like and I literally bought that from Walmart lol. I don't even use it bc it doesn't last all day. I've been using the secret my ex girlfriend left here. What deodorant should I try anon?

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>>687581170

>>687582790
She wouldn't be your ex if you used AXE bodyspray. It's like you want to be beta.

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I drive a shitty old XJ and I bet I get more bitches on the slopes than you, OP.

:^)

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>>687582420
If I acquired my wealth from the lottery or some lucky way I'd totally share...but I had to beg borrow and steal just to reach a level to where I could start making money. I'm 30 and have spent 25 years of that as a broke ass bitch. I've been thru much to just give it away.
Here's my kitchen money. kitchen money is for food delivery and for my ex wife when she complains that I ruined her life.

>>687583224
Nah, I fucked her friend one night. She found out...it wasn't the old spice

>>687578900
If you had money you'd post your own pics with a timestamp, and not stolen pictures from the internet and photoshopped images with money. But hey, you got responses from morons, so... Congrats?

>>687579958

Everyone says that about BMW too.

I drive an M3 since the 60k mile range and have almost 120 on it now. Never been a money pit and I've always been obsessive with it.

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>bragging about cars

>>687584385

Did he wear axe?

>>687580424
Pls do. Would pay to watch a livestream

>>687584750
Wow now you can see what time it is.

>>687578900
So Daddy is doing well I see.

>>687584170
M8 if you actually had money you wouldnt have to brag about it to an anonymous image board of social outcasts.

>>687584814
I don't think so because it was a chick but who knows in this day and age?...right?.

>>687578900
Is that a TT?
What a faggot

>>687584987
not bragging. I just want op to know that he is a raging faggot and not everyone here is a broke dick

You really should get a decent car.

>>687582080
All that money and you have a dollar store hair brush.

>>687585241
Your literally posting pictures of money. Stop backtracking and trying to validate yourself its just making you look worse.

Kys.

>>687584987
And you're right. I don't have to brag. I just do it to make little faggots like you either cry with envy or get off their assholes and make some money. Don't be a crybaby bitch.

>>687585524
That was my ex's lol. I don't brush my hair. I'm not a woman.

>>687584170
Use your money and buy a better countertop.

>>687584170
Good luck breaking those benjamins with a delivery driver.

>>687585537
backtracking? What the fuck are you trying to say faggot? Do you think I care if some homosexual on an anonymous website thinks that I'm an asshole? I'm not covered in gold I don't drive flashy cars I don't weigh myself down with rolex's. I spend my money on hookers drugs and vacations...I don't really have much to brag about lol

>>687585674
Families old money, Ill leave it at that.
Diffrence between people like me and you is we really dont care if our money impresses other people and it not a defining trait of who we are.

Trust me, if you ever do end up in the company of actual wealth theyll most likely look down upon you and thats why. You can literally smell wannabe rich guys from a mile away by their need to prove themselves. Do try to improve.

>>687586404
>getting this riled up over a simple comment
Boy your just digging yourself into a deeper hole.

>>687586007
What's wrong with my counter top? I like it. It's in my kitchen and 2 of my bathrooms. I picked it out myself asshole. why don't you like it lol

>>687586442
This is probably one of the classiest putdowns Ive ever seen on the website. Fucking Bravo

>>687578900
Now THIS, this is an oil child.

Did nobody call OP out for double parking like a giant faggot?

>>687586557
What hole? lol. the hole of no fucks given? I don't think you understand why I'm doing this

>>687579360
Lets not pretend that driving these things isn't a god awful nightmare. Nothing like 6 tons of shit metal with nothing but 190 hp under the hood.

>>687578900
How does it feel knowing everything you have belongs to your parents?
>Underage b&
Sage

>>687578900
you'lll never get that money back

>>687587033
If you actually had no fucks I think you wouldnt be defending yourself so fervently agaisnt internet bullies.

>>687578900
>shit job at parking
>dumpster in the background
>black car with red interior

>>687578900
got a nice car but spends his time on here cuz he can't get a GF

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>>687587033
>I don't give a fuck.
>as proven by my several responses.

>>687581170
image not at the same angle as the monitor
KEK

>>687586442
LOL what? If you only knew the amount of people I take care of financially, including my parents. I employ 10 people. I've never fired anyone and no one has ever quit. once again, I don't live flashy. I don't show off. I take my family and friends on cocaine fueled vacations when I want to waste money. And the circle of "rich people" that I'm forced to hang out with, because of work, beg me to do shit with them. I'm the young crazy guy..they all use me as a wing man.
Dry your tears baby bird

underage b&

die faggot

>>687578900
I would go out of my way to vandalize your vehicle if I saw you taking 2 spaces

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>>687580120
>Windows on mac
Fail shop nigga

>>687586642
It's dated same shit countertop you would find at your grandma's house. Step up to marble or at least slate

>>687587716
Literally nothing better to do. It's rustling some jimmies. why would I not comment?