durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bumping for interest

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I like this

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>>687575073
We need more post like this in /b

Anyone got a guide for converting closed bolt to fa?

Any guides to taking creep shots?

>>687577291
Guide: don't get caught

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Locksmith here. Ask me anything.

Any shit that can make /b/ $$$$

>>687577603
Any locks that can prevent a negros in my home while I am away, when I'm at home in always have my GP100 with me

>>687577856
Depends on what you're looking to spend. Kwikset smart key deadbolts are damn near unpickable but can be drilled easy.On the more expensive end is a brand called Medeco. Those fuckers are almost impossible to destroy with standard hammers, drills etc.
But negros break windows so get an alarm system

>>687578390
I was autistic enough to buy bullet guard windows

Any thing that can make hoes want me

>>687578744
That's actually really awesome haha. Yeah I mean if that's the case, look up Medeco and check out their knobs/levers and deadbolts. They are such a pain most locksmiths don't even touch them

I need lots of money fast. Need to move to Seattle in like a week I need enough dough to live for a few months plus rent cost

>>687579688
A big dick. Just whip it out everywhere

>>687580260
Nice

>>687579844
>>687578744
Fuck medeco. Go with an assa abloy

This is a good thread

Good thread

Shoplifting

>>687581416
Just take it and walk out

>>687581613
but what avout the cameras and security senses by the door.

Isn't there a dropbox of how-tos? Does anyone have the link? Awesome thread btw!

>>687581728
Fuck it

>>687581728
What are you trying to steal /b/ro?

>>687581803
Make one from this thread dumbass

>>687581861
A Tv

>>687582005
take it from someones house then no fucking way you are getting a tv out

>>687582005
walk_sideways_w_flatscreen.gif

>>687581938
If I'm asking for it it's because I don't want to do it faggot

>>687582186
Don't be a faggot if you want something done do it yourself

>>687581938
There is one already out there, faggot.

>>687582332
Then link it?

How to wire a car

>>687581861
well, just like normal things like, candy and doritoes maybe some soda. how do i shoplift that stuff?

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>>687582147
Dis ting?

>>687582785
In pockets

>>687579688
The only elixir for that is getting pussy already. Women can tell if you get pussy, and want to be down. They can smell it on you. Conversely, they can smell desperation, too.

That's why you're either in a dry spell or rolling in it.

>>687582522
I think that's what anon was asking if anyone had it.... I don't have the link, unfortunately. I'd share if I had it

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>>687578134
Wat

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Anyone have jewpons? Do these things actually work?

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All if mine

>>687583039
Woon't teh alarms go off?

>>687584099
lol

>>687584264
they dont put alarms on candy faggot

i love these info graphs. looking for more info

>>687584718
but they have the barcodes. and what about soda and doritos? should i bring my own bottle of mt dew and just open cans and put in there? or like unwrap the candy bars?

>>687584874
youre a retard lol you can steal anything. If you cant tell the difference beetween a bar code and RFID tag just dont.

>>687584874
/facepalm

anyone have anything on Id's or CC's?

>>687584874
just open the bag of chips in the aisle, take out a handful and shove them in your pocket, put the half-empty bag back where you found it

>>687584994
first of all you need to appear confident a nervous shoplifter stands out like a sore thumb
buy something from the store
steal one item buy another
dont look around
keep hands low

>>687584874
if stealing items with alarms/tags use the magic bag method(tin foil inside of a bag/box) no need to remove alarm instore

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>>687585337
this works

>pic related, it's some spaghetti I stole yesterday

>>687582785

Part 1:

First thing you need to do is start paying attention to cameras.

Everywhere you go in whatever store you go to, look for cameras. They may be the big black round balls on the ceiling (could be omnidirectional, or using the opaque ball to hide what direction it faces), or regular cameras on the ceiling or walls. Once you start forcing yourself to notice them, you'll get used to it quickly and it'll become second nature.

Try to locate any areas where the cameras either cannot see you at all, or can see your head/shoulders, but not your pockets or whatever. Typically this works if you hug close to the walls of the aisle and act like you're looking at something.

Secondly, start paying attention to workers.

Find any routes workers usually take to move around, see if there are any normal spots they just stand around in. More importantly, though, pay attention for anywhere they they DON'T hang out in. You want areas where workers tend to be scarce.

Act like nothing is up - you're just shopping. Grab the item you want to take, and carry it around, looking through the store for a bit.

Foodstuffs, like candy, chips, et cetera, are simple to take. Once you find a good area, just pocket the item. You can either act like you're looking at something and slip it in, or just don't even stop walking.

Things like video games, flash drives, SD cards, those are a little tricky. First, if the item is inside of an Alpha case (plastic thing with a slidey part at the top) or have the string-things enveloping the thing with the round key lock attached, don't even try it. It's possible to get through them, but it's hard. Alpha cases require a strong magnet, and I dunno how to go about the other thing.

>>687575073
You cut off the top

>>687585718
>this
its called a faraday cage, the metal blocks radio signals. Same concept as those RFID blocking wallets. Also why your phone doesnt work on an elevator

>>687585845
btw a pocketknife is pretty handy to carry while lifting shit

>>687585845
also, when you're walking out, try to time it so you walk out at the same time as another person and if the alarm goes off, keep walking

>>687586031
>faraday cage
we call it a magic bag the faraday cage is the concept

Anyone know a good place to buy stolen shit from, or where to look?

>>687582785
>>687585845

Part 2:

Most of these types of items have a little RF tag in the packaging that sets off the alarms.Bring a knife with you. Take the item as previously described, but don't just leave the store. head to the bathroom. Go into one of the stalls, whip out the item, and cut the packaging to remove it.

Pocket the flash drive, or whatever it is, and drop the packaging somewhere. The trash can for paper towels works, or you could just leave it next to the toilet - who cares?

I used to steal about 10 flash drives a week and sell them to my friends at school. Told them that they were slightly defective, scratches and marks on the case or whatever, and my uncle got them for super duper cheap.

Made shit tons of money.

Video games and DVDs/Blu-rays are a little weird. Sometimes they only have the little RF tag, sometimes they have a goddamn chip inside that causes the problem. What you do in these cases is just remove the disk from the case. I know, I know, you want to keep the case, but fuck you.

You want the case with the game? Buy the fucking thing.

If you're going to do this with games or DVDs, do it in an aisle, not in the bathroom. They're cumbersome and difficult to hide easily. Move into an aisle where there's no workers, act like you're looking at something, and slice open the box quickly. Grab what you need out of it (the disks, the CD keys, any manuals you want, whatever). Hide the box behind stuff, and then move along.

I got Diablo 3 and Reaper of Souls, all three versions of Starcraft 2, the Fallout New Vegas Complete Edition, and a few other games from my local Walmart doing this.

If you notice a worker coming up in the middle of your work, stop what you're doing and hide it. If they get a little too close, just move along. No way they can prove it was you that did that, unless you were stupid and actually let them see.

Just be careful and you should be good.

>>687587030
Ive just seen too much Tv shows man

>>687587265
how do you get games? theyre behind the glass

>>687587196
your local black neighborhood

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>>687587988
Most of the time they are, but it depends entirely on the store. Some Walmarts I've gone to have some of their games just sitting out, usually PC games that have their own special cases or whatever.

If they're behind the glass, you're fucked, unless you steal the key from a worker.

>>687587265
dude usful inforations

Bump for more

I worked at walmart, just so you guys know the average employee is not allowed to chase you down by company policy. They will attempt to direct you into an office until a cop arrives. once youre in the parking lot they are not allowed to chase after you, they also cant really confront you directly, theyre trained to try to sketch you out.

>>687590726
at meijer there is this sign in the break room that says "we can replace merchandise, but we cant replace you"

>>687591031
it seems like they want to care

>>687591577
>>687591606
holy shit dude

>>687591606
what the fuck??

>>687591577
>>687591606
Sick fuck, this is too much fot /b/!

>>687591031
yeah so many people got shot by niggers so they made the rule lol

>>687583281

Yeah this chart is bullshit. SSRIs + alcohol can cause seizures in otherwise healthy people.

Speaking from experience

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Just going to leave this here

>>687578134
>use low velocity ammo

>>687591606
WHAT THE HELLL!?

Does anybody have anything for homemade firerockets or a shit-mine

>>687583356
I tried those exact ones once. Cashier got a manager, manager asked me where I got em. Told him some bullshit about doing online surveys, he told me not to bring those in anymore. Didn't work for me, can't speak for other places

Step 1: brake fluid
Step 2: chlorine tablets
Step 3: mix ingredients in bottle
Step 4: wait 20 minutes
Step 5: depending on how much ingredients yoy used, you will have a massive incendiary fire

>no actual instructions
>nigger nigger, nigg nog, chicken

>>687596315
hilarious.

>>687575603
Not a smoke bomb.

>>687595555
holy shit check'd for quads

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>>687595555
nice quads man

>>687595555
check'd

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>>687595555
nice quads queer

>>687577051
Hey not bad no wonder the joos went with throwaway culture.

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>>687585774

>>687575603
Mustard gass

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Potato famine cunts.

>>687598832
more like this plz

>>687591606
>>687591577
Holy fuck man this isn't a gore thread.

>>687580517
Wow! This works great if it were still 2004,

>>687599270
I second the Irishman

>>687575073
I'm glad my thread has done so well. Maybe we should all try to make more threads like this one. Let's bring /b back to its glory of knowledge and wisdom.

>>687600304
>20 years of experience
>20 year old male

>>687600446
so i mean, ive been browsing these threads for years and its always the same 5 images. is there some other website with this type of shit?

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>>687600446

>>687600742
Its not mine

Like I would actually put any effort into this weak sauce site :(

>>687583356
some work some don't. coupon threads use to be big on here a couple of years back so of course people would make ones that didn't work for the lulz. I use to go to walmart and scan them in the price checker to see if the barcode was legit and then mix them in with real ones coupons. You can't be a fucktard and buy 1 pack of 90% razor blades.

>>687591606
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HAHA

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Sorry lads, was cooking. Also in other news ^

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>>687584025
all that science

>>687600304
>court three times
>jail once
This fucker probably did a weekend in jail for stealing from Walmart and thinks he's a badass now.

>>687600304
I once hid in the woods for 2hrs with 15+ cops all around me and a couple of my friends. Stay low and quiet and wait them out.

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>>687601898
>yfw doges

>>687580694
Nigga its the same company

>>687601998
They actually had dogs. They chased a big group of people up a hill onto a street and were closing in. I had the idea to go back towards the cops and lay low because they wouldn't think to check there.

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In me moms car...

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Being homeless is illegal in some areas so why not?

Please post some medicine's suicide methods

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Vegan Graffiti

>>687603359
This is actually bullshit.

>>687603542
have you tried it?

I r teh 1337 h4x0r

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>>687575073
OP must not want to be known as a nigger
here is the real deal

>>687603542
Did this poster hurt your vegan feelings?

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>>687603667
OP decision to crop image

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Another one bout' police.

>>687575073
>>687603667

KEK OP IS A FUCKING NIGGER

>>687604366
topkek these things are ultimate cringe
>know your rights soul brotha stand up for yourself against dem ebil polices

Jesus christ just act like a normal person and be friendly.
I've been pulled over a ton and only received one speeding ticket in my whole life. the rest were just warnings.

>>687605183
Good disguise, pussy.

Anyone have any for homemade makeshift firearms. Or makeshift firing pins?

>>687604138
what could an anon hypothetically acomplish with this?

>>687583281
so... that's explains why when I mixed alcohol and opioids I felt like shit
ty for the tip

>>687578134

>gif

Lol nope

>>687606758
it's safe

Is thread kill

>>687606837
ur moms pussy is

While working at a dept store I perfected this.

1: steal a securay cased product that can be pants'ed ( BYO tinfoil wrapping )

2: get 2 large neodynium magnets fro ma harddrive or just ebay.

3: practice opening at home.

4: open them at store and loot like 10x more without the sec beeper going off.

>>687591606
Are you a wizard?

>>687607381
Ur mom's pussy is

>>687583356
Back in high school everyone was using these to buy Magic cards at 90% off. The worst experience I had using them was having a manager called over, who immediately ok'd it for me and told me to have a nice day. It really depends on where you go, Target usually doesn't give a fuck though.

>>687584099

I am tempted to try this for fun times

>>687602844
chek'd

>>687577603
can u pick bi-lock?

>>687602844
DO NOT TRY THIS it will set off the airbag and you will be stuck in the footwell of the car

Anyone made any clever stash boxes for drugs?

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Bored chemist here. here's a few small things you can do with some basic household supplies.
>make thermite
>make ice bombs
>make chemical bombs
>make mustard gas
you get the idea.

a lot of these use alcohol, or chlorine as a base item, one uses frozen CO2. and one uses a few specialty items you can find at a store that sells farming or gardening supplies.

>>687610458
Care to give details on the ice one

>>687603667
>>687596315
>>687596435
Am I clairvoyant, or just racis?

>>687610560

get dry ice (frozen CO2) you can buy it in stores or get your hands of a specific kind of fire extinguisher.

if you are using the fire extinguisher method you'll need a sock to blow the contents of the fire extinguisher out into to make dry ice.

get a soda bottle (please don't use glass, you'll only kill yourself because there is no precautions or timing on this method)

get hot water.

pour the dry ice into the bottle

pour the hot water onto the dry ice in the bottle

put cap on, throw away from you.

>>687610957
Thank

>>687583585
Used to uselung with a bread bag a lot, shit fucking burns your lungs. More harsh on your throat, but gets you high as fuck

bump this is a great thread

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Question for the shoplifters:
its easy to pocket a few small things during the winter/spring/fall because of inside pockets and jackets but how do you guys manage during the hotter summer months?

Do you just walk around with huge bulging pockets?? seems fucking nerve wracking

>>687609848
Fo real?

>>687614520
Yep one of my crew was found suffocated when his head was stuck btween seat and steering wheel

>>687582886
i dont get it.. explain?

>>687615719
Then do it from the passenger seat, or dismantle the airbag

>>687578958
Can also do this with other emails
http://aruljohn.com/info/howtofindipaddress/

>>687598924
I can confirm that those maalox sprays usually don't work anymore. Drinking water helps but not that much.

>>687591606
please post an infographic on how to do this!!!! that's amazing!!!

what if when u steal a phone cant they track it find my iphone or some shit like that nignog here

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>>687616316
He's stealing a flatscreen TV by facing the cameras to take advantage of its profile.

>>687618277
Holy shit, that's genius.
I didn't see it until you said it.

>>687614247
Cargo pants man

>>687618436
Staged though. Aside from the silliness of his movement, there has to be other cameras catching him from the side. He walks past the store clerk at the front who surely has to notice something. And the "world's slimmest television" window ad in the last shot.

>>687600304

lol

i've always wondered if stealing a dvd is actually worth it, when in the United States, a cop can kill a thief without punishment

>>687618986
It's a commercial, probably

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>>687575073
Reported

>>687619828
>Global rule 7
Dude...

>>687620083
Look at his tabs man. Its bait

>>687620497
the oldest of baits

Wheres the one to view facebook pictures without having to add em..?

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>>687575073
>mfw there is no mention of a of a pick gun, most locksmiths will go to a pick gun... not a gay ass electric pick

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>>687594294
>>687606654
>>687583281
Fucking hell at least post the up to date one this one is so old giving misinformation like this could absolutely fucking kill.

>>687587265
>>687585845

you forgot, most retail games these days are just a fancy box with a useless CD and a steam/bnet key printed inside somewhere

many stores take the discs out and leave the cases on display, or just leave the full shrink wrapped product out

best way to steal games is to take a picture of the key with your phone, and take nothing physical with you. then go home and register the game or get multiples and sell the others for CS/TF2 keys on steamtrades or steamgifts or whatever its called now

its also worth noting you can get PC hardware shit at massive discounts in stores. most of it comes in boxes that can be easily opened but are too big to easily/safely steal

so what you do is, open 2 items. say a bullshit cheapo keyboard and a top of the line mechnical gming keyboard, act as if youre comparing them, and them put the expensive item in the cheap box and vice versa

then go to check out with the cheap case containing the expensive item. if you get sussed out just plead ignorance. always look for a female cashier because they tend to be more ignorant. ive saved hundreds on moce keyboards and GPUs doing this over the years

>>687586204
Also means a armed robber if you get caught though.>>687586204

>>687575073
>roody-poo

I nostalgia'd.

>>687622044

btw if you get caught doing the photo taking thing just tell the staff member that youre "taking a picture of th minimum requirements to see if it'll work on my machine when i get home"

i straight up asked a girl if i could do this with MGS5 when it came out because my local store had them behind the counter and then i snapped the steam key while she watched. the fucking moron was none the wiser

>>687622982
fucking
genius
i applaud you good sir

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>>687601025
Ha! Perfect use of that line.
Here's ass

>>687623226

thanks mate. have fun with that one. i've saved literally hundreds getting legit copies of steam games doing that over the years

the beauty of it is, i dont even think its illegal. its just taking photos right?

Some tipps dealing related?

>>687594994
Are you saying dont or you saying forget everything else and just use the low velocity rounds?

>>687596280
>incendiary fire
the redundancy

>>687626633

not always

incendiary refers to items intended to cause other fires

a campfire can be considered a non-incendiary fire, because it is a end in itself

the lit match you use could be considered an incendiary fire

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Anyone know much about dealing, or other small ways to make cash? Am in dire need for cash but don't want to get into big crime, so I thought dealing would be better. If not, what? Will post OC tits of gf in return (Pic not related)

>>687627325

Asking questions like this I would suggest prostitution. Dealing seems over your head.

Easiest crime ever. Easiest money ever.

>>687627484
Over my head?
Would prefer not to put myself at risk in a vulnerable position, rather put myself at risk when I am carrying a weapon etc etc

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>>687575073
thanks fags. I'm tryna run away from home now I have the knowledge I need

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>>687580260

>>687627650

Whores carry.

You see what I mean about over your head?

>>687628597
nop
i just want advice, not some moralshitfest

>>687628959

I'm telling you you're too dumb for hard crime and should stick to selling your ass.


I guess I'm being a moralfag by giving you the best advice that will keep you safest while making the most money illegally?

I also advice is that you try not to breed either. This is just not practical for the species, nothing moral about it.

>>687629409
What connoted that I was dumb?
Asking a question about drugs?
Where the fuck else am I meant to learn?
No IRL friends, links etc.

bumpedy bump

>>687606232
Nothing, this is local admin access. might work on a really old xp or vista but typically people use a boot disk to get what they want 99% of the time windows disks are unencrypted so all anyone has to do is live boot off a disk then image the drive and leave you can go through the image later and get any data off it.

>>687629527

Your last post is further proof.

>>687629743
This is getting nowhere, either offer advice or fuck off, this is a pointless exercise

>>687599548
>implying none of this still works

stupid newfag

>>687629874

I have.

Sell ass.

You know know one, know nothing about drug dealing and you thought it was a good idea to ask here. You are not equipped for dealing. Not in temperament, not even in intelligence.

Now if you were smart, you might have come to the conclusion, it's best tinsel other people's ass. But you know no one. So sell your own. It's fast and easy, anyone can fuck.

I seen this thread before I went to sleep and it's still up.

>>687630318
I'm not fucking anyone for cash, what makes me so unsuitable for drug dealing? And what else could I do at a small scale like weed that would make cash, if I'm so unequipped?
Also, source on info?

>>687630521
cuck thread ->

>>687584117
Can it melt steel beams??

>>687577603
do jiggle keys actually work that easy or do you need to practice to get the jiggle right?

>>687578958
jesus a funnyjunk post? crop that shit out

>>687601898
They got infrared nowadays. There's a webm of some punks getting the crap beat out of them after being spotted behind bushes by a camera

>>687602539
Memeception

>>687606232
it's not included in the infograph but you can mess with other computers on the network, find out WLAN password using the command 'netsh wlan show name=[wifi name] key=clear' and other stuff

>>687630549
>I'm not fucking anyone for cash
Way to be a moralfag.

If you start dealing drugs that means you're taking business away from another drug dealer. Drug dealers don't take kindly to that stuff. It doesn't matter if you're only doing small time stuff and it doesn't matter if you aren't living in a nigger neighborhood. At some point someone will stick a gun in your face, rob your shit, and probably beat your ass.

>>687621622
Thanks

>>687575073
>most cars in the suburbs are unlocked at night

Who leaves their car unlocked anywhere? I always lock my car wherever I am.

>>687632148
True, but I'd prefer to keep my dignity. Idk. High class shit like that I wouldn't mind, being a dominator etc.
Either way, I have no problem with getting the shit kicked out of me, what if I was under someone elses chain or they gave me gear to sell and they were a kingpin? Again, if not, what else could I do aside from those two?

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>>687575073
Sell Qualcomm
Buy google
Before 8 pm PST

>>687575603
Thats not a smoke bomb you retard, dont do this at home

>>687633047
what is it?

>>687632573
You are very stupid. You have absolutely no idea how this shit works and therefore should not do crime. Drug dealers don't make a lot of money, and that gets more true the lower down on the chain you are. In nigger areas drugs territories are determined by gangs, so unless you wanna get jumped into the latin kings just to make $200 a week I would suggest against it. You will never in your life meet a "kingpin" and no one in their right mind will just give you shit to sell. You aren't fucking selling vacuums door to door you dolt.

Suck it up and get a job at burger king. It's the only way a fucking idiot like you can make money without getting killed.

>>687583585
I used the apple method in high school.

The lunch ladies would wonder why a kid who looks like he gets stoned every day only gets apples for lunch.

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>>687633129
honestly its sorta just a really shitty smoke bomb that doesnt make that much smoke but will put HCL and ammonia all over the fucking place

>>687633184
Not an amerifag, britbong here, wont meet latinkings ever either

>>687632573

I am cringing.

I told you, stick to ass.

That other guy is trying with you, kid.

Try to pay attention. Try.

>>687633289
Yep. That's the point you should take away from all this. Good job, bozo.

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final really shit long one