/b/ Predicts your death.
Odds= accident
Even= Murdered
0= Suicide
Dubs= Live full life die when you're ready
Trips= Immortal
It's probably going to be suicide.
and?
>>687568602
cruel world
>>687568602
0 get
I'll throw the dice. I don't expect trips.
>>687568602
YOLO...unless I get trips..
>>687568602
rolling for trips!
Find the fucker who did it
Might as well right?
rolling for immortality.
>>687570292
Guess I'm getting murdered. Just another statistic.
Whatever it is, I know it will be in 2065.
Cheers to forever
>>687570521
guess my clumsiness will get me killed
I will never die
>>687570611
Close enough for me!
how2immortal
>>687568602
Rollin
Quads
>>687570784
thats not quads
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Still a summer fag....
HURRY UP AND KILL ME
0 GET
>>687568602
Roll ov
My death will make the papers.
rolling for an hero
Okay
>>687568602
rollin'
>>687568602
rollin for 0
>>687568602
roll
>>687568602
Goin for it
Rolan. How will I die /b/
0 ftw
Suicidal immortal get
>>687570515
niggers
rolling for stares
Rollio
>>687568602
Confirming
ႃႃႃႃႃrollinz
>>687571312
well I hope I can take a few with me
Roll. Pls ...
Roollllll
Oh boy, immortality sure is fun
>>687571600
double suicide
>>687568602
Pretty sure of my destiny by now. Let's see if this thing gets it.
>>687571667
How about now
>>687571667
>>687571720
Yup, got it perfectly. August 17th, 2016. Death by hanging.
Watch out guys, this one knows.
>>68756860
Lets do this
Que
Unstoppable
i already know how i'm going to die. next monday i board a plane to go over to europe to participate in doctor assisted euthanasia. can't wait to be dead, guys.
www twitch tv/ pinkiepieog
>>687568602
I already know the exact age I'm going to die at.
Welp, Lets roll
>>687568602
Let's see
Fucking kill me
>>687572425
You got money for all that?
Lucky motherfucker. I wish I was you.
aaand... suicide?
Let's see
boi
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roll
>>687572988
ehh, i have money but it never made my life any better. born upper middle class, started my own business in my early 20's, but nothing ever helped me get over my lame ass fuckin problems. i'd give my money away, had i not already sold all my shit and listed my father as the sole inheritor of my money/stocks
ggg
I want to die, but I feel I will live a full life just as a punishment.
hmm ok
Rol
rollerino
Early death due to poor health get
>>687568602
>>687568602
Let's be honest, probably suicide.
If immortal I'll want to suicide.
>>687568602
Are quads
SHINY AND CHROME?
Take me now. Fuck this life.
suicide i guess...?
Rollin' for dem trips. This better be invulnerable immortality because I am going to fuck shit up.
>>687574200
My nigga
>>687573585
Sounds like you had a good life. You seem to be a few tiers ahead of me in every aspect.
Good luck, and wish you die soon. I'm still trying as hard as an apathetic can to find a gun.
>>687568602
Gl/Hf
>>687574364
ehh, i had a better upbringing than most people from a financial perspective. but getting beaten and raped nearly every day for years will fuck most people up, i'd think. it's been over 20 years and i can't bring myself to get near a bouncy house
>>687568602
welp
Rolling for suicide
The jinx is strong
Here comes the 0.
Rollerino
>>687574630
Well it's time /b/ros, I'll see you on the flip side
>>687574857
His name was Robert Paulson...
Jerry take the wheel
Yolo
>>687571845
I'll miss ya /b/ro. Good luck on the afterlife!
>>687568602
Rollin'
dubs plz
>>687574606
Good luck on the after life. Maybe stop back and let us know what its like.
99% of us should be getting 0's
>>687568602
so...
Suicide please
rollllllll
K
>>687568602
Inb4 quads
Give me trips fags
>>687575333
Kek, I'll take it.
>>687568602
ndfj
>>687575202
will do. if an afterlife exists i plan on doing so many spacedrugs with various serial killers, world leaders, and other fucked up niggers like myself. if possible, i'll reanimate a corpse and fuck with some religious people
rollerino
>>687574606
This might sound fucked up, but I kind of wish I was raped as a kid.
That way I might turn out to be gay. Gay is an identity and a lifestyle. Sounds fun having those. Living fast, doing lots of drugs, lots of sex with lots of strangers.
Also, you have someone to hate, to despise. A reason, a drive; something to wake up for. Maybe just keep existing and doing well to spite them, or even planning a murder to get back at them.
>>687575680
sounds about right
MY MURDERER SHALL BURN IN HELL
Rollarino
Rolling for Suicide
>>687575746
everyone who raped me is already dead, anon. and i'm 100% straight, as are most of the guys i've talked to who were raped as kids, so idk how you got the idea that child rape = gay adult
rolling for trips
Akeyyy
am god
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Anything but trips
>>687568602
i have bad luck
rolls royce
>>687568602
is it time?
>>687576178
Sorry, no idea of how that works.
So, you don't even have anyone to hate. Shame, then.
Have a quick and painless death, anon.
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllip
>>687568602
bow down faggots.
Rolling for 0 or dubs
Why not
>>687576880
will do, thanks
Check my dubs
>>687568602
Here we go time to do this.
Roll for 0
i will be inmortal
>>687568602
DIE DIE DIE
Roll 0 and I'll do it now
Jk rollin
>>687568602
Easiest trips in my life.
Hi
Let's get that 0
Roooillllll
Well.... 'ready' doesn't really account for all the people that die of illnesses/shit
>>687568602
Will I be avenged?
>>687568602
rollin for suicide
probably gonna get murdered
lets go
You only YOLO once
I'm going to kill myself anyways, so...
Nigger
>>687568602
Probably gonna end up accidentally killing myself
Rolling fucking niggas
It's all suicide to me
YOLO
o boyboy i hope im not murdered
>>687568602
Roll
Rollo
>>687568602
You may bow before your emperor peons.
Roll motherfucker
>>687568602
rolll
>>687579313
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>>687568602
rollz
Rawlin
IM READY SHLOMO YOU FUCKING KIKE BRING IT
Roll.
If trips will kill self for test
>>687568602
roll
can i end it early?
Kill me
>>687568602
End me fam
>>687580255
Im ready
Pranks
Immortaltitty
gonna kill myself anyway
>>687568602
Come at me reaper
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>687581744
fuck. just kill me already...
yeah
>>687568602
please
Lets roll
>>687582473
Meh whatever, i have immunity cat with me anyway
I'm gunna die nigga
rollan
ded
End it please
Roll
Guessing double murder suicide.
26564 RAWWWWWWWWWWWL
pls no trips
>>687583442
well reverse psychology almost worked
>>687568602
I will die by my own terms.
Roll, I guess?
>>687568602
Trips inbound
>>687583626
>Even: murdered
YES! YES! SHE LOVES ME ENOUGH TO KILL ME!
Im immortal bitch
rolling for an hero
Rock and rolling
Rollerino
Immortality here I come!
Rolllin for tits
Accident pls, make it quick
meh
rolll
reaper_diediedie.exe
>>687568602
rollerino
Rollerini Alfredo
>>687568602
rollin down the river
>>687568602
rell
>>687568602
dubs > trips
>>687568602
Let's roll
>>687568602
fuck you and your shit you fucking bitch i hope i get murdered
>>687568602
roll for the goal
>>687568602
Spin the wheel.
Roll for zero
>>687585892
hahaaaa YES
its me
Has to be suicide.
Roaling
>>687585797
Someone add "good times with assholes" to this. Jesus how can you face be 2 inches from someones asshole and smirk like that?
>>687585923
reroll lol fuck dying at 23
>>687568602
roll and only this roll
>>687568602
i am eternal
>>687586062
i wonder who it will be...
Double 0
Fml
roll'd
blow me kd
Get zero
>>687568602
i see
Immortal incoming
Uggh
Wat
>>687568602
Roll
Faggots
Inb4 I roll zero
what happens if someone gets quads
Depression I guess....
fuck it, rolling
Lol whatcha gonna give me
deathroll
Rolls
>>687568602
ROLL!
>>687568602
>>687568602
LET"S DO THIS.
if it's murder I am gonna kill myself first
>>687568602
lets see
>>687568602
Rollin
>>687568602
rollin
So, illness would be accident or murder? You can accidentally get them, and technically you are also murdered by said illness.
Eternal
Let's go
Here we go...
>>687587880
lol.......makes sense