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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
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nice dubs but bullets are only .67 cents, i make that much in like 2 minutes at work
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>>687546699
nice tits! more please
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...and he shall be forever known as "Baby Head"
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>>687547071
>>687547190
>>687547257
come at me faggots
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>>687546699
How does it feel to spend all that time bulking up your body, while pencil necked nerds are making 1,000 times what you ever will?
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>>687546699
Shoop Lesnar
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>>687546699
why the fuck does he look like a buff bobby hill
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>>687546699
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He looks just like the gay orderly at the hospital today.
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>>687547071

5.56 is only like .35 cents a round for 55gr FMJs brass case
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>>687547555
You were at the hospital, fag.
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>>687547443
technically if he does well and makes a name for himself in UFC this is not true

not defending the baitlord or anything, just saying

those guys make fuckloads of money
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>>687546699
He is fucked forever.
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NAIA national champion? That's like a gold medal at the special olympics. Nice job bro
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>>687546699

U look like a bitch op
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>>687548300
as a fat person who has had stretch marks before, they go away after a number of years
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>>687548622
when i roll up on you faggot you will change your tune
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>>687548300
http://fightstate.com/icelandic-strongman-benedikt-magnusson-was-the-weirdest-looking-teenager-ever/2/
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>>687546699
You are just fat Mr. NAIA. Biceps look weak as fuck. If you ain't D1 you aint shit homie.
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Fags like this don't get BJJ black belts lol
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>>687546699
That's why we have guns...
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>>687546699
Im looking at someone who cant mix steroids correctly
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In first sight, I thought a sex doll of you.
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>>687546699
You got some nice titties for a young boy
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Looks like fag that likes to play on the floor with little boys.
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>>687546699
Come to Mexico fuck boy down here all that shit doesn't matter some crazy mofo would shot you before you knew it even better a bunch of fuckers would beat you and wrap you in plastic then trow you in a truck and fucking torture you ass and mutilate you fucking "6'4" limb by limb. Would be a nice video motherfucker.
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>>687546699
It's like a baby poking out of one of those blow up Halloween costumes
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Bobby Hill
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>>687551036
is it summertime in mexico too?
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>>687550007
you can roll up on ma dick just like your mom does you baby faced faggot
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>>687551014
replying auto makes you a newfag?
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>>687551014
not even new, I stated in my post that op was bait, I was just correcting the other anon because he was wrong about pencildick nerds making more money than UFC fighters who make the big time
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>>687551234
it's always summer time in meheko.. same in australia, explains the constant shitposting
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>>687551014
Well I would hope they all are.

People usually realize within six months that /b/ is the worst board.
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>>687546699
you look 14
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>>687546699
They let roiders in mma?
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>>687551036

Pump the breaks rice and beans. No need to get carried away. Besides shouldn't you be working out in my field you ass sombrero.
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why do you have comic book proportions? that tinny little baby head.
the worse part its so round that looks like a baby
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Amazing. Good going, /b/rother. The Chan has infiltrated Google, and now it will work it's hand within the confines of the UFC

I wish you only the best of luck, kidding aside. And here's to hoping that if we ever somehow manage to go to a bar together and slap down a few Jager Bombs, that I do not piss you off

May Longcat be with you
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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
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>>687546699
This may be the least convincing bait ever
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It's shredding season bruh. No more of that bulking shit. DO intense training with circuit training too. Drink protein with water also to get lean muscle. Workout 6 days out of the week. Isolate the body part and focus really hard.
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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it
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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it
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>>687546699
pump the brakes on the roids dood
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>>687546699
Doubt it fatty
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>>687553401
I smell a new copypasta
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