You cum infinite money

>>687536211
You die the first time you cum under the crushing weight of a pile of infinite money

>>687536211
The money literally comes out of your dick hole, all in coins

>>687535545
You can only turn invisible when no one looks at you

>>687536457
I want this

>>687535545
Everything you touch also becomes invisible, even to you

Anything you write in blood becomes reality

>>687536211
you have erectile dysfunction

>>687535545
You have the ability to explode with the force of one trillion neutron starts all colliding at 99.99999% the speed of light

>>687536785
Have to lose your virginity first

>>687536921
Rape is a thing

>>687536744
And only when you take viagra do you get rid of your superpower

>>687536645
Your blood cells don't regenerate and your blood coagulates very very slowly.

Sure, I'll bite.
The ability to slow down or even stop time for a brief moment. This does not affect yourself

The ability to take ANY size dick in your gay anus hole without fear of anal tearing

>>687535545
Guy's walking around with a boner and rubbing up on people so they think his cock is big. Fucking kek.

>>687537195
You are unable to move anything due to the fact that it would mean the object would travel at the speed of light and gain infinite mass.

This means you can not breathe and die

>>687537195
When time resumes you personally cannot move for the same amount of time you stopped.

also your dick falls off

>>687537195
Anything touched during this brief moment stays slowed down or stopped

>>687537488
You're gay

You can teleport

>>687537927
Can only teleport places you can walk to.

>>687537488

but you have to eat six packages of ramen

All wounds, injuries and any other bodily harm heal within 24 hours at no cost to my own vitality or wellbeing despite aging at a normal rate.

Always into a gay stripclub

>>687537195
This is what I would want, but not just stop time for a moment, as long as you want. You can get a bunch of money and rape whoever you want. After you get enough money you won't even need to stop time anymore.

You can fuck every woman you see.

>>687537927
You can only specify a destination within 20 cubic feet, resulting in the inability to prevent appearing in potentially life-threatening situations (e.g. partially inside a wall)

>>687538237
you're blind

>>687537927
...straight into gay fat mens hairy asses, face first

>>687538098


i can walk to the corner store grab some beer and thats all i need

>>687538213
you wouldn't just quit stopping time though. the power and the ease of it all would be too tempting

>>687538143
Everything the ability heals is transferred to your loved ones

http://www.strawpoll.me/10369574

>>687535545
Oh fuck the cringe

>>687538237
all women you see have feminine bepis

>>687538152
You're gay.

>>687538237
Afterwards they immediately say they didn't consent no matter how they felt beforehand

>>687538427
Don't have any loved ones

>>687538375

doh fuck kekd

>>687537927
You can only teleport to places more than 10km away and must manually adjust for height (no knowing where the ground is)

>>687538237
You turn super gay.

>>687535545
what a fucing looser haha

>>687538427
OP for healing power here, nice outside-the-box catch here.

>>687535545
Become visible when aroused
>Clothes are visible

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you have the ability to make frogs explode just by looking at them

>>687538237
Every woman you see is a 1000lbs feminist

>>687539104
but the frogs ghost haunt you

>>687535545
Hahah! He's definitely invisible.

>>687539104
You become the kind of pathetic faggot that thinks this is a superpower.

>>687539104
See
>>687538375

>>687539104

You have frogs tattooed to the insides of your eyelids

>>687539104
You must be within 1 meter of them, and as they explode they emit a loud noise that sounds like a woman screaming "PEDOPHILE"

i can turn anything into its weight in mayonnaise

>>687539536
You're allergic to mayonnaise

>>687539536
It's egg free mayo...

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Since we're doing this

http://www.strawpoll.me/10382330

I wish I could control the interwebz. Nothing too crazy, I just want my prepaid cards to be accepted when I get online to throw a few dollars at some Philippino chicks to do weird shit to their own asses at my request. That's it.

You can use you mind to control your computer cursor

>>687539866
you have to close your eyes to focus on it

>>687535545
You never attract any women

>>687539800
>>687539866
>>687539977
>>687540000
all these gets in a row

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You have the power to hinder every hindrance that is presented to you.

>>687539800
You can only get online 1 minute a week