>>687534793
Just fight club his ass. Beat yourself up a little then fuck his world up. Say it was self defense. Act like you are afraid of him when questioned by the cops and you'll win.

>>687534793
Get an audio recording of yourself screaming random bullshit like "what are you doing? please stop, anon's betadad2.0"

>>687535389
>>687535570
I can't do that though. I'm really bad at fighting and legitimately scared of him.

>>687535979
Then shut the fuck up and accept your shit life, dude.

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>>687535979
Record him threatening you kid. Go live with your dad. Or do nothing like the beta you are.

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>>687534793
Sounds like you are the beta tba

Cut his break lines just a little so they slowly leak should do the trick next time he goes for a drive

>>687534793
record him, get him to say something where he says incriminating stuff. let your mom hear. this is the 21th century don't you kids all have iPhones by now?

better yet, move out. Now is a good a time as any

>be op
>be underage b&
>be a little faggot

Mods

>>687535979
you started your post by calling him a faggot beta, it seems that while he may be a huge faggot, it is you who is in fact the beta

make some needle thin punctures in one wheel of his car
whichever side has the engine

>>687536633
he may be underage but
>shitty parents
>shitty life
>on 4chan

you can't help but relate. Muh feels

Stop jerking off to moms yoga pants you fucking creep.

No fucking way you will be able to do this.

Turn off electricity first if you dont want to fucking die.

1)Open an outlet
2)Cross the wires
3)Wrap them in tape
4)Stuff hole full of cotton to make it silent
5)Electricity bill fucking 1000$

>>687534793
>Call cops about your second monitor, ps4, and book collection are sold
>Record your step father again mentioning about you going in his car/fucking you up
>Call police and claim he stole it and show audio recording

Even if he reverses the rules, claim that he's your stepfather so going in his car didn't have criminal intent. Your mother takes the fall for him? if it isn't his house then she still has control over it. Tell him to get the fuck out

>>687535979
keep being a bitch then

>>687536891
this would blow the breaker instantly.

good try though. if you physically hold the breaker shut, it will start a fire guarunteed.

bad advice is bad.

>>687536145
lol

Take his car out and crash it.

>>687534793
Put a camera in his car for the ultimate proof.

>>687534793
Quite a predicament my friend, violence solves most problems however don't want him going all legal on you, up to you id beat the cunt down

>>687534793
Why not live with dad?

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Step one: thumb in mouth
Step two: blow REALLY hard
Step three: sack appears
Step four: blow harder
Step five: one ball appears
Step six: repeat step 4
Step seven: another ball appears
Step eight: use your newly grown balls and kick the fuck out of him?
i literally just walked you through being a man so good luck!

>>687534793
Plant some shit in his car or laundry that would be proof that he's a cocksucking, assfucking faggot. Matchbooks from fag bars or escort services or motels I don't know. Fiberglass powder in his underwear?

>>687535979
>>687534793
>I flip my shit and almost beat the shit out of him bc this beta fuck is almost 3 inches shorter than me and 30 pounds less heaver than me

Are you retarded OP? Don't answer I know you are. Just hit yourself with something so that it leaves a physical mark then go to your mother and tell her that he hit you because you almost exposed him or some shit.

>>687537345
This. Just get a small cam from amazon. Easy 10 to 20 bucks for a little decent one. Put it in there before he leaves. Retreive it when he comes back. Simple.

>>687536806
except the only one of the three I relate to is 'on 4chan'

>beta
>dating 2 women
Chose one
[You even said you were scared of him. What are you then?
Fucking Omega ]

>>687534793
beat his ass you fucking pussy

>Snatch his credit card
>post that shit online
>profit

wank into a condom, tie it up, and slip it into his pants going into the laundry

>>687534793
put a sound recorder in his car you stupid fuck.

invaders must die!

How about just fucking suck it up for a year and then move out as soon as you can?

We all know that's what you're going to do anyway

>>687536498
>to be announced

>>687534793
say he touched you

OP's mother sides with bf instead of siding with OP, if you really want to stay there for some reason, I suggest following him and filming him while he fucks other bitches as it seems he does all his fucking in his car

>>687537740
Exactly.
Some people suggested an audio but he can say it wasn't him or that it's misinterpreted.
And also if he sees you recording him he'll change what he's saying or hurt you.

Man the fuck up and get yourself emancipated, and wire his car to give your mom solid evidence. In the grown-up world, nobody will ever believe you unless you have proof.

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>>687534793
>30 pounds less heaver than me
i didn't expect to kek but i did.

>>687537788
This

You could smear cheese pizza all over his phone and computer then tip off a certain authority

30 pound less. This can mean two things:

>OP is morbidly obese and the bf is healthy
>OP is normal and the bf is a skele

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>>687534793
>calls him a beta faggot
>keeps finding out hes getting more pussy than you

toppest

Do exactly what your new daddy tells you. You're obviously not man enough to stop him anyway.

kill yourself faggot

OP, I recommend running away from home and taking on a new identity, but I think that you would be too beta to actually do that.

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>>687538553
>and then admits to being afraid of stepdad

>>687538470
I'm sure he could find some on /b/

>>687539035
Why the hell would he do that you fucking retard

>>687539035
Steal a shitton of money from mom / bf
Get a goddamn backpack
Rob walmart for supplies and GTFO
If you can hotwire, get a car in a parking lot somewhere in the area.

You are a faggot, you're not gonna do shit.

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>>687535979
was just away getting some pizza and this faggot is pretending to OP. Thanks for the advice. Being the alpha male i am i will take all of your advice. I always knew i could turn to /b/ for help

> be me 7 years old
> dad punching my mom
> Run into my parents room get a loaded 22
> point it at him and fire a round into a wall
> Get backs off saying give me that
> shoot again
> mom gets up takes the gun
> blood everywhere on her
> father calling my mom a cunt
> cops called
> father still saying shit like oh you are going to die in fucking hell shit like that
> Me behind my mother with my siblings.
> Cops come and arrest him.
> Guns taken away
> 3 days later father released comes to get his shit because he was asked to leave.
> punches my mom and starts abusing her again
> bear spray him and hit him with a frying pan
> father in hospital
> Mother gets stitches
> father in prison.
> Conclusion get your mom out of the house and talk to her or resort to violence. Your choice.

>>687537919
This is a good idea

>>687539876
Fuck off OP stop trying to cover up you big pussy

>>687539910
Not sure if fake or if you are actual Navy Seal baby

>>687537788
if you call his crack addict gf on the side "pussy" than you have bad taste

seduce your mom
post wins
get your mom to leave your step dad for you
problem solved

>>687537919
do this op

>>687534793
Get a recorder (obviously on your phone), turn it on and hide it under your clothes, behind your back or in pocket and then get into an argument with him, get him to say that he knows you exposed him. Later show your mother and if she refuses to believe it (not unlikely, from your story it sounds like denial) you're basically fugged

>get a goon squad of you and your friends (if you arent a beta cuck)
>beat up step dad when hes alone
>have friends punch you
>have friends penetrate you
>claim step dad was raping you and your friends came to help

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op calling someone else beta jesus christ

You have a fuckload of options.


1. Maybe just stop being a fucking snitch and start being cool and maybe just MAYBE alpha step dad will teach you how to get pussy. He can literally fuck your mom, so he's probably alright at it.

2. kys, coward's way out but it is what it is

3. Beat the piss out of him. Personally don't recommend, not worth.

4. Fight club style beating yourself is actually a pretty fucking good idea. If he has like some driving gloves or a set of golf clubs he's fond of, use them and put them back where they belong "clean", but half ass it.

5. Ask mummy make you tendies, get tendies, fap for 50th time today and sleep like a big boy.

>>687539876
Either this is OP or he's just the first one to notice. I was the first four replies or so. But my first two posts were legitimate if you want to fuck him for life while getting some rage on him.

>>687540432
What should I order? The guys a dumbass and losses his wallet all the time, i could easily take it. He loses it so much i wonder if there is already shit from other people on it.

>>687540931
>what should I order?
nothing you idiot just post it here and let us do the dirty work

Beat him.

Beat him until his eyes are swollen shut and his nose is a ruin. Beat him until his mouth is a twisted red wreck and his teeth are all sideways.

After you beat him to within an inch of his life, get down next to his ear and say "And I told you to fuck off." Plant your foot in his balls as a parting gift.

Or, you know, continue to be a pussy and choke on his dick, whatever floats your boat.

>>687540717
>have friends penetrate you
I might do it, most of my good friends have met the faggot, but the penetrating thing isnt gonna happen

Does the cunt have a facebook?

>>687541168
Will this get mods on my ass?

>>687540432
Everybody wants the card

Go live with your dad

>>687541366
The guy is fucking invisible. He doesn't have anything, if he did i would have already given it.

>>687541585
Then if your trying to get your mom to see reason without hurting her too much, follow the fucker with a camera and record him being a manwhore.
Alternative, drag his face across the street and smack the bitch into him. Sure let people watch make it public that this piece of shit middle adged cuck wants to take on a kid and is gettin his beat for it. Pussy's never when

>>687536891
Also burned down house.

>>687536591
ultra smart. And what if he drives around with his mom?

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>>687541585
There are some points in life where you have to man up, grow some balls, get out of your comfort zone, and just fuck someone up. It's inevitable. He's just like a highschool bully. You want him off your ass? Make him get off your ass. Show him you have balls and you're not going to let him give you anymore shit. IF you don't do this, his bullying will only escalate.

Plant weed in his car

>>687536891
>electricity bill 1000$
>mom's house and potential heritage 300'000$ burned to the ground

>>687541434
If people can get away with posting cp all the time you shoud be fine. But if you are too worried you could always make it look like an accident. Like making a thread about a completely unrelated thing with the card in the background, or something like that. Also post from a café instead of your house.

>>687541324
Shove something phallic in your ass, lil gay but it works.

>>687537345
good advice OP

Your mom so desperate for dick she put you second. Go live with your dad haha

>>687541168
this. that's legitimately the best thing you can do. fool proof and cant get fucked. he will assume one of his sneaky bitches did it.

>>687542890
>Plant weed in his car
and give him free weed? no he should downloads gigs of cp to usb and plant it in his car then call cops

>>687541434
no it won't. What do you think mods do? they delete illegal shit as soon as they see it. they are not gonna call the cops.

Put some sugar in his gas tank.

>>687534793

Shit on his car.

>>687541585
he certainly has a cell phone number and mail account...

>>687540296
>Seal baby
Cute

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the only logical solution OP

>>687534793
Move out you fucking manchild

>>687542502
he gets early inheritance

Spray lubricant on his brake pads

>>687535979
go work out and stop being some beta faggot. keep trying to beat him until he is no longer breathing even if you think you are losing at some point in the fight.

>>687543489
Does OP have a dad

>>687535979
or go the alternate route if you have good grades. tell him he will amount to nothing and will never be anything to the world and will fade away into obscurity while you are going to be out discovering shit that will be talked about forever.

Potato in his tailpipe

>>687536688
Dubs don't lie

>>687534793
>Tell your dad and have him scheme a plan with you.
My friends dad runs an business where he goes to rich people's plans and fix them. He always has a recording device in his jacket for evidence of the deal. You should do the same.
And post updates later in the week.

>>687544873
This OP where the fuck is you're real dad when you need him the most?

>>687534793
Posr some sugar in that fags gas tank for start

>op claims this guy is a faggot beta
>this "faggot beta" pulls more ass than he does while still fucking his mom
>even though he's shorter and weighs less op is still scared of fighting him

Lmao sounds more like you're the faggot beta OP, just give him your boipussi already

>>687545096
Sugar wouldnt work use water instead

>>687534793
see that thing in your fucking hand?
Its your dick. Stop rubbing the fuck outta your and beat the shit out of him. Then max out his credit cards and buy back your shit. Hand him his ass.

>>687545364
OP said he's bad at fighting and is legitimately scared of the guy, there's no way he'll do that shit

fake it. give yourself a black eye. call police. get child support. get money. get your shit. get the pussy

>suck his dick
>give him AIDS

>>687545877
top kek do this OP

>>687545877
cum on his dick while asleep.
>thefuck.gif

op its time to leave, beat the shit out of your dad pack up whatever you have and go over to your friends house

>>687545784
Why would OP get any help with child support when he's 18+?

>>687534793
If you know how, set up a batch file on his computer to shut it off, then hide said file and rerouter all of his shortcuts to open the batch file. He'll never know what it is and will probably spend money to get it fixed and just never say shit until he wipes his hard drive or buys a new one.

>>687534793
All you need to do it get a hold of a recording device. Even a cell phone.

Bait him to speak about him putting the yoga shit in your room.

It's pretty fucking easy.

>>687546270
The guy leaves obvious evidence yet can lie his way out of it, it's not gonna be easy to bait him into admitting the yoga thing.

>>687544543
This. It makes mustard gas.

>>687537530
Then its clearly not op then you tard.

>>687546464
Nah, call a truce with him but record the convo. Tell him you won't tell your Mom about any more shit if he doesn't put anything else in your room.

It's not that fucking hard. Just get him to admit that he won't put ANYMORE stuff in your room.

Easy peasy.

>>687545008
You don't know where he is?

>>687546804
>Hey man let's call a truce I'll let you do your thing and won't bring my mom into it if you don't put anymore stuff in my room
>What stuff? That was all you
>Come on man
>Hey keep believing what you want but thanks for offering to stop dragging my name through the mud

Back to square 1

>>687534793
i would kill him, just make sure you get away with it

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Do nothing. It will resolve itself. Infinite patience. He was trying to get caught, just you got caught in the crossfire.

That or tell him in private that you're going to kill him. Over and over again, until he pulls some more shit.

Do a full and authentic apology to him and your mom, admit that it was you all you. But keep threatening him whenever you can in the most uncharacteristic style.

If you're as much of a beta faggot as I think you are, then you cannot even conceive of being "uncharacteristic" since you're a fucking 2-dimensional perverted creep that even your mom fucking hates with no life and live at home piece of shit, then really YOU'RE FUCKED.

He could tell your mom right now you threatened him and they'd kick you out.

you can't fight him because you're such a ham whale, then get a job, and get a life and get out of home.


So, you're opinion is:

GET A JOB, so you'll seem responsible and just keep your opinion about him and to yourself.

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>>687534793
Buy as much cocaine as you can afford.

Put it in his car.

Call the cops and say, "My dad is selling drugs to my friends out of his car. He asked if I wanted to buy cocaine from him just now, and I said no. Please, send police to help me. He threatened to kill me if I don't help him sell cocaine to my friends at school."

The cops find the cocaine in his car and he goes to prison for a very long time for selling drugs.

He gets raped and murdered.

Now you can start your transgender journey.

WORK AT McDonald's.

Just do it.

You'll win your mom over then. Maybe not totally fail at life. Things are obviously tight at home, since she's selling your stuff.

>>687547571
This.

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>>687545877
>>687546083

>>687547360
and here we have the cuck way of dealing with things: doing nothing and being a doormat for the rest of your life.

>>687534793

1: Move out.
2: Stop getting involved in stupid people's shit.
3: Never talk to these people again.

There. Done. Dumb fuck.

>>687545877
>>687546083
>Cucking your stepfather

>>687547818
>how will I last 1 and 1/2 more years with this shit family before I can get out?

OP is clearly underage and can't move out whenever he wants

>>687535979
Stab the nigga

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>>687534793
>1 and 1/2 more years with this shit family before I can get out?
why has this 16 year old not been banned yet?

also, jesus christ the trash this place attracts these days. You wouldn't happen to be living in a trailer park, would you OP? Your family (you included) sound like complete scum.

Either way, the solution is obvious: find someone with an STD, jerk them off into a condom, and spread their diseased semen over anything that's likely to come into contact with your mom and stepdad's genitals. Then you will at the same time have gotten revenge on both of them, and provided airtight evidence to your mom that her husband is cheating on her, in the worst way possible too so she'll be maximally likely to dump him.

I would suggest avoiding something permanent like AIDS or herpes - long-term conditions really eat up money (i.e. your inheritance).

>>687534793
underage

>>687534793
hahahahaha suck shit!

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>>687548270

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>>687534793
>almost beat the shit out of him
You suck. I beat the crap out of anyone who thinks about dong something with me, no fear, no looking back, not even thinking. Give him a slap in the face and a punch in the mouth so this faggot learn who he is messing with

>>687549092
nigger detected

>>687549092
Sure you do pal

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>>687549302
>>687549498
Nah, its just testosterone, i was a pussy when a kid, and with time i went stronger, colder and more antissocial, now - 20 yo, lifting heavy for 1 year and 2 months - things that would get my hands shaking, my mouth dry and bitchyness seems like nothing, i dont even feel, not like "urr durr i am a psycho", but, shit just got more simple and easy. I also have adhd and some other shits n stuff

>>687550320
Pretending is fun

>>687550649
I am actually not pretending, i ve already pushed and knocked my father out sometimes, he was drunk pissing me off and getting in my way. Lifting turns you into an animal, really, you become reckless

>>687535979
How about this.
Your mom is siding with her boyfriend (who is clearly a snake...)
So how do you kill a snake?
Find out where the snake lives, wait until its not paying attention ajd you have all the power.

Destroy his car anon. Just fuck his shit up completely. Like so bad that when he wakes up to go to work he just stares at it in disbelief.

>>687551448
I recommend torching it because you can run away much easier than taking the time to smash it and it also wont set the alarm off

>>687550320
firstly, that still makes you a nigger

secondly
>when a kid
>now - 20 yo
you are still a child. I don't know what kind of trash neighbourhood you grew up in, but once you get out into the civilized world reacting to confrontation by smacking someone just ends up with you being one of those pathetic losers who spent a lot of their nights in lockup, next to the druggies and the crazy homeless people. It's not being a badass, it's being someone who is inevitably going to end up having to spent his Tuesday evenings in some mouldy community centre attending court-mandated anger management classes.

>>687549092
>child who got bullied detected

why dont you just kill the fucker? rip out his guts and force feed him his own eyeballs. rip off his nails and tear out his toungue. chop off his balls and shove them in his eye sockets. then hang his severed head up in the center of town.


or smear his car with shit. whatevers good

>>687538539
>30 pounds more than a healthy weight
>obese
fucking retard

potato in the tail pipe anon

>>687548270
Thats the gayest and sleaziest thing i have ever read. You perfectly described what i think of you in your paragraph

Does he wear contacts or something? If so put battery acid in his contact solution or some shit. You'd almost certainly be caught, but the consequences would never be the same lmao.

Punch yourself in the eye and report child abuse

you're a minor

thank god, most minors don't realize how easy it is for them to fuck an adult up. make up some lies, make him mad when mom's not home and record him without him noticing, say he diddled you but don't tell your mom tell the cops, etc.

>>687543666
how the fuck is nobody talking about those satanic trips?

>>687536806
Shitty life except for the ps4 and twin monitors
If your mom wants to be ignorant, let her

>>687552147
the difference is that my solution is the most efficient. Achieves all required goals with fewest steps and least risk of getting caught or suffering any backlash

OP's family, on the other hand, are just acting like shitheads because it's in their nature

>>687534793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPKxVcm3Eus

>>687537478
god tier post. oldfag material 9/10

>>68753479
If he goes on business trips and take the plane, put cp on his laptop and call in an anonymous tip.

>>687537919
OP can be a bitch and still get back at him. Solid advice.

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>>687536594
>this is the the 21th century
>21th
>twentyfirth
pic related

>>687534793
>beta faggot
>makes your mom his bitch and fucks you over
sounds like op is the beta faggot

>>687536594
This

>>687536891
what an asshole.Yeah weve all seen backdraft too.

>>687537184
asshole advice is more like it.coming from some future bundy motherfucker that dissects rabbits alive and has a peephole in his 6yr old sisters bathroom.

>>687553788
Sounds like you're right

>>687553588
toppest xozzle

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>>687551673
More like trash dad, and trash reality, my neighborhood is pretty nice actually, you also sound like a moralistic faggot kys
>>687551763
No one never bullied me, i mean, it was kida reverse bulling, i was left alone many times because i didnt seem nice, no one mess with me, but also dont wanted to be my m8...