Gather the poop and leave it on her car and doorstep.

I had a condo neighbor not pick up their dogs shit. Make sure you ask her before doing anything, maybe she's just clueless. If she doesn't comply then do what I did, go pick up her dogs shit with a baggie or something and smear it on her door handle, get it deep in the keyhole too for a nice lasting smell.

throw dog shit at her windows
put dog shit under her carpet
put dog shit on her doorknob

Or make little flags with her name and soar tent number on them and put them on a stick. Every time she leaves a steaming pile of poo, post a flag by it.

Pick it up and throw it at her door or her car windshield

>>687529292
Kill her dog

Complain to your complexes corporate office. If they don't have one then move to a real complex after saving up the shit and your shit and leaving it on her door step/jam.

Pick up the poop with a paper bag and smear it on her door, spelling "Pick up your dog's shit"

>>687529988
*Plastic bag

>>687529292
stuff poo in in the air inlet grill of her car (usually right in front of the windshield) or place on her wiper blades- if she runs them it will smear all over

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>>687529292
move somewhere far away from other people because they are all assholes and if it wasn't this it would be somehting else

>>687529292
gather a a ton of poop, even your fresh poops and smear it on her door in the night, even, pee on a plate and freeze it overnight, then put it under her door she will have no idea how someone got inside and pissed on her floor

>>687529292
Kill the land whale
Fuck the dog

kill that fatso

eat half, rub the rest over your body, run naked through streets

>>687529292
Take a shit on her doorstep

>>687529814
The only real solution

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>Take dog poop.
>Place in brown paper bag.
>Bring it to her door step.
>Proceed to light the bag of dog poop on fire.
>Knock on her door and bolt.

>>687530212
This, no other way. There is an asshole or a bitch or both around every corner and on one side or the other of every home. If it's not your neighbor on either side then it is you but there is one in every other home.

>>687530184
This

>>687529292
BEST YET!
since its the summer. Get some shit, put it in a zip lock bag and make it flat, freeze it.... when your ready, unzip the bag and slip it into her passenger side window.
PRICELESS

Grab the dog shit, knock on her door once she opens it just throw it at her

>>687529292
>pick her dogs shit up
>set it all in front of her door
>winning

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>>687529292
given the situation and circumstances, I'd collect the shit and collect the methane from it and sell it as natural gas. One dog's shit is another man's treasure and your fatassed neighbor and the landscapers missed out on a golden opportunity.

>>687530311
The return of the pooping bandit

are the main entrances to the units under surveillance? If not rub shit all on the hidden side of her doorknob (your own shit if need be) so it gets on her hand the next time she uses it. After a few days, when she's likely fell victim to the poopy trap, slip an anonymous note under her door telling her that's what happens when she doesn't clean up her dog's shit.

>>687530036
This is what I did to the bitch who refused to pick up her dog's shit in the common yard.

>Buy a shit scooper shovel and rake, and a 5-gallon bucket with a lid on it.
>wrap the bucket in a garbage bag. You don't want the smell of this anywhere near you.
>every day when she isn't there, rake up the shit and put it in the bucket.
>wait until it's half full
>fill it 1/4 full with water
>allow to sit and ferment in the sun for a couple of days
>move it CAREFULLY to her front door and balance it on a cinder block so it rests against the door
>unwrap your 4 gallons of marinated dogshit and set it on the door
>place a note that says "This is what happens when you let dog shit sit instead of picking it up. PICK UP YOUR FUCKING DOG SHIT" on the door, knock and walk away
>if you've done it right the bucket will fall into her house and spill four gallons of liquid dogshit into her apartment/condo
>better yet if her dog is poorly trained it will smell its own shit and decide that no matter what, the front door is a great place to take a shit and piss
>when all else fails call the cops and have her cited for it. (AFAIK it's illegal to leave animal feces in most munis)

>>687530691
>the filename

>>687529292
Record her and contact apartment manager she will probably get kicked out

>>687529292
Those landscapers are disgusting too then.

>>687529292
Kill her dog, get it stuffed, and mail it to her a month later

>>687530927
I dont believe you actually did this

>>687531286
I want to believe

>>687529292
>cook hamburgers
>brake glass
>combine the two and put it outside
>Wait for results

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Make her eat your shit

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Shit in her yard

>>687529292
Are you a fellow slavfag? Building "management" has absolutely no power. Apartments are private property so the residents can't get kicked out, but you can report to communal inspectors (idk what americunts call them) and they will probably fine the person making a mess as long as it's outside of the building.

Smear your own shit on her door/doorknob and leave a note saying "Clean up your shit".

Every
Day

Persistence is key. Don't stop until she starts. If she slacks off, strike again.

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>>687529292
Put it on the underside of every door handle or knob she opens.

>>687529292
start with a sternly worded letter posted on her door, include the part about the shit spray. if that dont work, like other anons said
>poop shenanigans

If there's no security cameras...

Fresh dog poop goes into the keyholes of the car, and onto the driver's door handle and trunk latch.

Old/dried dog poop gets crumbled into dust and sprinkled down into the cabin air intake.

You can also pack that stanky fudge into the exhaust pipe, but don't treat it like a potato. Leave half the opening clear so the car can breathe out a cloud of stink wherever she goes. You can also smear it on the top of any part of the exhaust system for a similar effect.

Shoving it into/through the radiator fins is great if she rides around with her windows down.

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Fresh dog shit tastes good! Consider it a free meal.

>>687532075
naw. thats how you get your ass caught by the authorities or worse. If it comes to be an expected daily occurrence, eventually you'd be surprised by the police whom she called, or one of her relative's burly husband who stayed up all night waiting for your nightly visit.

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why do i stop scrolling to look at shit?

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>>687529292

Here's what you do:

1.Pick up as much of it as you can justify for this horrendous task.

2.Place in a disposable container and add water until you get it to a nice thin consistency.

3.Wait until nightfall then place the shitslurry into a heavy-duty sprayer/pastry icing tube/etc. and meticulously apply a generous coat to the owner's car radiator/tail pipe/engine block.

4.Listen to barking rat owner bitch for months about shit smell in car.

>>687529814
Or you know, just don't

>>687529292
make Jenkem obviously

>>687533131
because it's funny somehow.

Here's an off topic poop anecdote. I used to go in public bathrooms and after shitting and wiping, I'd take the shitty toilet paper and loosely stuff it up into the nozzle of an electric hand dryer, so it will shit-side-down and totally invisible from the casual glance. The next person who came in and went to dry their hands hopefully got my shit paper blown right into their freshly washed hands. tee hee!

I have never picked up my dog's shit.Not because I'm lazy,but because my family's been fighting with the neighbors long before we got a dog.Now that I think about it; everyone's feuding with everyone else in this neighborhood.

My dog died at the age of 18 two months ago, so I'm gonna eat about 2kg of bean salad and take the most disgusting lava shit in the same area my dog used to shit, in his honor.

>>687529292
Just gather some poop up and mix it with water so its still thick but will spray out a spray gun or whatever. Then go and spray paint her doorway with it everytime she leaves poop.

>>687533385
Pussy

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Knock on her door and ask her if you can eat her pussy

>>687533613
I rubbed a bit of chili powder onto a roll of toilet paper in a public restroom.Idk if anyone used it tho.
I bought carolina reaper powder on ebay and that shit is pain in powder form.

>>687533613
dude

>>687529814
You mean kill the fat cunt

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>>687529292
I think you can tell the cops or something and they'll put down her dog or make her pay a fine

Just be the good beta you are and pick up the shit for her "love thou neighbor"

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>>687529292
Son you're being a beta. When an animal sets 1 hair on my property, I blow it's brains out with a .22lr round. Dogs, cats, raccoons, squirrels, I won't have it.

And I'd suggest you employ the same train of thought with that damn mongrel cretin that's been making stool all over the place.

Pic related. A cat I shot in 2014 (the only one I've photographed, I hit this one from 100 yards, AT NIGHT).

>>687535264
nice

>>687534755
The police will kill her dog? what the fuck country are you from?

>>687529292
Leave some chocolate where she walks her dog, and make dog sick.

Collect it in a paper bag. Let bottom of the bag get moist. .place in front of her door. When she grabs it to throw it away the bottom of the bag will give out and a torrent of shit should get her feet.

>>687535264
Fag

>>687529292
just poison dog

use rat poison and bait the dog....or use baker's dark chocolate....99% cacao

>>687529292
I had the same problem with all my neighbors; they all refused to pick up after their dogs. I complained to the people who run the apartment complex and they threatened to impose a $35 fee for dog ownership and a $25 fee each time somebody didn't pick up after their dog.

That was 2 years ago and I haven't had a problem since.

>>687535423
Thanks friend

>>687536165
and you can suck balls, fuck you and your "outdoor cat or dog". I hope for your sake neither ever set paw on my property.

>>687536897
Fag

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>>687535264
> 100 yards at night

Wow you sir are impressive I bet you served as a scout sniper or something

>>687533613
lol i like when people post stuff like this because i always make a mental note of it and then when i'm in a situation that references an anon's post i remember and avoid / double check what the problem could be before it happens.

Is it okay to not pick up the dog poop if the dog poops in the alley? When I walk my pugs on the sidewalk I clean it but if we're in the alley and poops by a trashcan then oh well

you need to look into your local ordinance laws, etc. etc.

but if the management doesn't care, i'd move the hell out. granted you might be on a lease or agreement that won't let you out until X amount of time passes but seriously, the price you pay for peace of mind is worth it.

>>687538091
There are things far worse than shit in alleys.

>>687529728
I like this idea. Screams of liberal passive aggressiveness.

shit on her car

>>687535264
Your obviously a dick

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>>687529292
FTW

use one of those small shovels to pick the shit up and shove it in her mailbox

Acquire Shovel. Place all the shit on her doorstep. Done.

>pick up shit
>bake some tasty shit with shit
>give tasty bakey shit
>profit?

>>687529292
Did you complain to the cops yet?

>melt poop
>heat up melted poop to boiling point
>use molten poop as ammunition
>get a water pistol/supersoaker
>blast that bitch & her dog with molten poop
>do as much damage to her property as possible with shit cannons

>>687531413
This for the dog, or the owner?