Weak bait, OP. Try to be more subtle.

>>687525113
sage

ptsd

Depression

Autism

Autism

Atheism

dyslexia

>>687525113
non-hodgkins lymphoma

>>687525113
Alcoholism totally exists sir ...

>>687525554
Exists

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>>687525850
(You)

>>687525113
>Alcoholism

>Can die from withdrawal
>Does not exist

Sage

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>>687525113
Lupus

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gender dysphoria

4chan

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>>687525113
Agreed. Anyone with ADHD is just fucking stupid and tries to mascaraed that fact by blaming it on a nonexistent "mental ailment". And, alcoholism is literally applicable to people who like drinking alcohol and have the ability to stop at anytime. Natural selection. Fuckers who claim to have these illnesses should be fucking shot.

homosexuality

>ADHD
Agreed

>>687526027
Not today

>>687526030
Thanks

>>687525113
The entire field of psychology

>>687525113
HIV


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTugeiDdgvs

>>687525787
A nice way of saying "stupid"

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Genuinely not trolling. I have mild Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity. The thing that Jimmy's brother has in Better Call Saul only nowhere near as bad.

I can't have a cell phone near me for longer than a few minutes before my lower arms and cheeks start burning. It's like a painful pins 'n' needles.

I've spoken to a doctor about it, and he says that Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity doesn't exist and that it's psychological.

Which is kinda worse, cos it means my own mind is doing it to me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_hypersensitivity

I would say cancer but the cancer is very real

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>>687525905
Feeling sad and suicidal is shouldn't be considered a mental illness. We should encourage suicidal people to kill themselves because the world is already overpopulated.

>>687526131
> Can die from withdrawal vs "ability to stop at anytime"

>>687526030
Source?

PMT

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>>687526298
I bet you're a fluoride conspiracy tard

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>>687525113
you can die from alcohol withdrawal.. so that clearly exists.

the flu
it's just made up by people who are too lazy to work.

>>687526131
Nope. Famous guys like Einstein and Mozart are fit the pattern of a so called "ADHD" patient. Therefore probably they are not just "fucking stupid" but perhaps to intellegent that you may understand them.

>>687526406

you can die from heroin withdrawals but I've never heard of a heroinolic, fagoot

>>687526404
Feeling suicidal and being depressed are two differents states of mind.

>>687526406
Withdrawl symptoms can be reduced by coming off of it gradually as opposed to stopping instantly. Kys

>>687526298
You know that Jimmy's brother in Better Call Saul, Chuck, is faking it right?

>>687526666

ritalintard detected

the only recent epidemic that could not be considered a real medical condition is OBESITY.

OP not being a faggot

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>>687526666
They didn't, "fit the pattern" and were never diagnosed, you fucking mongoloid.

>>687526666

Everybody has to pretend that their faggotry makes hem special.

"I'm fat but I'm the same size as Marilyn Monroe!"

"I'm dumb as fuck and was an annoying little shit but Einstein failed math so I'm as smart as he is!"

>>687526813
I think that some people who are obese have some sort of mental illness to eat more than the average person. That's not normal.

>>687526495
I'm not. I didn't even know it was a thing till I got my first smartphone. I had it on my desk near my keyboard and my arms would hurt.

The phone was the only thing new on my desk, so I moved it and the pain went away. I ended up keeping it on a shelf at the opposite end of my room.

I'm not trolling. I wish I didn't fucking have it. Imagine being allergic to cell phones in 2016.

>>687525113
Horrible b8
>Sage

Fibromyalgia

>>687526298
if you know its in your mind.. then stop saying you have it.

ive gotten hives before just thinking about something itchy ...

basically stop thinking about it.

>>687526677
It is called an heroin-addict. It is not because the english language is very limited that you must be a stupid guy. In other languages "heroinolics" exist.

When you treat drug addicts as sick peoples and not criminals the RECOVERY is more probable.

>>687526420
>It is important to manage alcohol withdrawal properly. Mismanagement could lead to permanent brain damage or even death.

Source:
Hanwella R, de Silva V (June 2009). "Treatment of alcohol dependence".

>>687526666

Yeah, and people claim Einstein was a sperg too.

"to intelligent" indeed.

>>687526687
Weak b8

Pulmonary fibrosis

>>687526071
ding ding ding*

>>687527042

>implying addiction is a disease

>>687526775
I dunno enough about the show. I just recognized what he had straight away cos I'd read about it.

I got my first smartphone in around 2011, so I've had it a lot longer than the show.

Or not had it, cos y'know... it's not fucking real.

>>687526959
Correct, that's why it could be considered a secondary condition related to mental illness or a symptom. Still in contention.

>>687527076
>could lead to permanent brain damage or even death
sounds pretty fucking real. fuck you op.

>>687527325

Alzheimers isn't a medical condition it's just getting old

>>687527223
It is a good way to treat them

>>687527223
you clearly dont know what a disease is.

>>687527076
>Mismanagement could lead to permanent brain damage or even death.

So can getting the fuck beat out of you.

DOC I HAVE PUNCH IN FACE DISEASE

IT'S A REAL CONDITION

>>687527015
I don't think it is in my mind. I honestly think it's real. It feels real when my fucking face is burning.

Or my mind is fucked and it's deliberately hurting me.

>>687527412
kek

>>687527528
if you didnt realize it was there. you woudlnt have symptoms. i guarantee it.

>>687526250
Or the person just fucking see words. Its called being blind.

>>687527412
I just deleted my post because I'm fucking retarded and railed the greentext and shit. Here goes another one.
Alzheimer's is quite literally DETERIORATION of the brain. That is a medical condition.
ADHD is your brain not functioning as it normally should in some parts that control your ability to focus, switch from task to task, and plan/manage your time.

>>687527487

>a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that produces specific signs or symptoms or that affects a specific location and is not simply a direct result of physical injury.

Addiction isn't a disorder, it's just not having any willpower

>>687527522
Are you stupid or something?

>>687525113
Alcoholism is a medical condition. Hospitals keep prescription beer in their emergency units in case an alcoholic goes through withdrawal in their care.

You're not a doctor. Your opinions aren't facts. You're actually just a pile of human shit.

>>687525554
There are people who actually suffer from depression and people who think/claim they suffer from depression

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>>687527522
Anon you're not even trying anymore
Plz stop

>>687527487
> implying you don't know the difference between a medical condition and a disease i.e. the title of the fucking post

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>>687525113
People who bitch about gluten, but don't have Celiac disease should just die.

>>687527638
I've actually considered going into my old uni and speaking with my old tutor and tell him about it. Maybe some student could test me in laboratory conditions as part of his degree.

>>687527528

I have something kinda-sorta similar, but related to electric lighting... I always feel hot because of it, even if the room is cold. And I use LEDs so they're putting off essentially zero heat.

I'm pretty susceptible to heat exhaustion too, but I'm not sure if they're related.

>>687527745
You realize what addiction is right?
In some cases people are totally dependant on it.
Read a fucking book nigger.

>>687527728
>Alzheimer's is quite literally DETERIORATION of the brain. That is a medical condition.

bodies deteriorate when you get old, it's not a disorder, it's nature

cerebral palsy

>>687525113
Caffeine addiction. Got a friend who acts like it's a big fucking deal.

>>687526666
yeah before ritalin hit the market in grade school we called those kids hyper.
did they ever take drugs to "help" with that dibilitating disease?nope.
how were their grades anon?
about as average as everyone elses.
because scientists by law,cannot fuck with human dna or cloning they fuck with living humans and try to make money off of our biology that way.
be against human experimentation cuz we now know where they would go with it.patenting human clones and using them as sale for slaves of every description.

>>687527749

I'm not the one arguing that a disease is caused by an alcohol

>>687525113
schizophrenia.

>>687527760
>This is true was in there last week man I wouldn't wish the Dt's on my worst enemy shits horrible .

>>687528045
>In some cases people are totally dependant on it.

no shit that's what i said idiot

>>687525113
Aids

>>687528097
>progressive mental deterioration that can occur in middle or old age, due to generalized degeneration of the brain. It is the most common cause of premature senility.

>premature
Think about that word and it's meaning.
I understand everyone's bodies deteriorate and that that is part of nature but it is an UNNATURAL deterioration.

This whole thread is stupid as fuck. No one here even knows shit or can dictate what counts as a mental illness. You think someone here is gonna go alcoholism isn't a medical condition. Then everyone says woah this faggot is right. Then the news says "man on Internet is discovers alcoholism isn't a real condition". You really think that'll happen on this thread?

>Ban drugs
>whoah drugs make money
>make up diseases
>sell drugs
>???
>Profit

>>687528174
>A policeman comes to the door
>Knocks
>Door opens
>"Ma'am, your son has been killed. It was an alcohol."

>>687525113
Aids

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>>687528369

>>687526953
it's funny because none of it is true either. marilyn monroe had the same hourglass measurements we like today, and einstein never failed math, it's just the grading in germany and wherever this myth started are opposite, so to them it looked like he got an F but it was really an A. retards will be retards i guess

>>687528471
Then who was phone?

>>687528444

>premature senility

bodies degrade at different rates you fuckwit, that's why some people die of old age at 50 and some at 90

premature senility.... lol

>>687528471
>>687528625
cancer

Herpes. I swear, that's just a heat rash, baby. Now suck it!

>>687525113
Does sleep walking count? 'Cause I got that shit hard; but is it a medical condition?

>>687528668
I don't even care anymore lmao
My original argument was about ADHD being a real medical condition.

fourchanism

>>687525554
Even if some people fake it, a lot of people do have depression

There are no medical conditions because these categories are only mental constructs, defence mechanisms for the ego.

>>687526131
isnt it more likely that ADHD does exist, but that stupid people self-diagnose themselves with it in order to cover their asses/ dissuade people from thinking they're just dumb?

As for alcoholism, there are certain people which are predisposed towards addiction of any kind - it's a matter of genetics which leads to a certain kind of brain structure. The matter of the substance is purely cultural - it could be alcohol, it could be heroin; just whatever's available. Alcoholism is just a smaller category in the wider disease that is addiction. It's easy for someone who hasn't experienced a total lack of self-control to say that they can quit any time they want to.

>>687525554

Wow you got 3 with that, nice bait faggot

>>687528335
No you didn't. For example, opiates. People who are addicted and come off cold turkey without the help of drugs like methadone legitimately feel like they're dying. The pain and sickness is horrible, and literally even half of a pill will make it go away.
Tl;dr: you try coming off opiates cold turkey. If you can then I'll say drug addiction isn't a disease.

>>687526131
Bait
I have severe ADHD and a 99.5th percentile iq

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>>687525113
Alcoholism is legit. (Sort of) called in drink to work twice in the last three months.
UK cuck state ftw. They'll accept anything here.

>>687528097
Look up amyloid plaque buildup and then look up neurofibrillary triangles and then look up "how to stop being such a stupid fucking idiot all the time"

>>687526404
The world is not overpopulated. It is overpopulated with this dumb fake fact.

>>687526666

Such an autistic comment is not worthy of the quads it possesses

>>687529152
>legitimately feel like they're dying

Oh noes, the feels. I feel like hitting a cyclist with a car, guess that makes me a murder.

wait, it's all my mind. just like their "disease"

>>687528668
No one dies of "old age" at 50. Do you realize how young 50 is these days? You're retarded

>>687529194
Damn I wish I lived there just got fired for coming in drunk Fuck america

>>687529330

>wow look at me i can wiki

site edited by faggots

>>687527522
you're right, but only technically

alcoholism would be more aptly referred to as an illness

you can also be predisposed to it, just like cancer

>>687529347
Next time you're waiting at the grocery store, ask yourself if you'd be OK with having 10 extra people in front of you in line. Then when you're waiting at the stop light, ask yourself if you'd be OK with having 10 extra people in front of you.

>>687526059
hahaha yeah that shit was in like every episode but no one ever got it, kek

>>687527728
Interesting, no one had ADHD before the hype.

Cancer

>>687529152
That doesn't prove that addiction is a disease, it suggests that addiction is a genuine physical state. No one rational and intelligent denies that. But there is a tremendous difference between a physical state and a disease.

>>687527042
A not an heroin does not start with a vowel

>>687529773
Just like no one had cavities before we invented dentistry.

>>687525554
I'm clinicaly depressed.
Every day I think at least twice about killing myself
I'm an animator and am probably going nowhere
I've been told I need help.
I make ironic jokes saying "I want to fucking kill myself" to hide the fact I do.
I do stunts that risk my health and life because I dont care, I'm going to die anyway.
I know I am fine though because I am too much of a pussy to kill myself and these stunts are one of the few things that make me happy and hope that I die, all I need are beer, my friends, and music.

>>687529783
Sadly, it exists. they usually say "cyka blyt" or something like "Mid or feed".

>>687527728

ADHD is just a dumb fucker who we decided to slap a fancy acronym on. If you've got ADHD, there's literally nothing remotely special about you, you're just retarded. You may as well remove your stupid ass from the gene pool

>>687529470

nobody dies of "old age" in the usa either because everybody claims its some kind of fucking disease or heart failure

there are multiple countries where the life expectancy is under 50

over 50 is literally old as fuck

120 years old, dies of heart failure, well he was too old

40 years old, dies of heart failure, well he die of heart failure it wasn't old age

idiots

>>687526666
Those motherfuckers have been dead for a long time, those speculated diagnoses mean nothing. People also say Beethoven and Isaac Newton were autistic, and there's a whole list of things the Mona Lisa has been "diagnosed" with. The only historical diagnoses that hold any ground are those backed by scientific evidence, like the significant amount of lead found in the Baroque era painter Caravaggio, suggesting he died of lead poisoning.

>>687529539
Lol I can tell you're in high school because you think that anyone who knows something must've read about it on wikipedia. I actually study AD so I know what I'm talking about

>>687525113
So where is your medical degree from?

>>687530054
*found in the bones of

>>687530072

>I actually study AD

on wikipedia

>>687530134
Life's uni

>>687530021
Who said ADHD made you retarded?
You're thinking of the Autism you got diagnosed with little Timmy.
ADHD is simply the fact that your brain doesn't function normally so you have a hard time going from task to task, focusing, planning/managing time etc.
ADHD does NOT at all determine your intelligence.

>>687529874
again, you're just caught up in technicalities

whether or not it's a disease or a malady is for all practical reasons unimportant, because compulsive behavior

>>687530233
Ahh well then all bow before the great and mighty

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do you guys find responding to bait fun

>>687526298
I have an alternative diagnosis: You're stupid.

What you're doing to yourself is psychosomatic.

>>687530367
Sometimes

>>687530298

Special snowflake detected

>>687525113
>addiction isn't a mental disease.
way too much edge in this thread. tone it down

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>>687529485
What's even better is that I'm a dirty immigrant living here on an expired visa. I'm from a white commonwealth country, so if they'll take it from me, they'll take it from anyone.

>>687526666
quads of hell never lie!
1. I dont say they should take ritalin.
2. I dont say its an illness. To be homo superior is not an illness its a gift.
http://elitedaily.com/money/10-successful-people-adhd/
http://www.add-adhd-treatments.com/Famous-People.html
http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB110738397416844127

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>>687530367

Are you implying that someone in here might be trolling?

>>687530519
there's no such thing as "mental disease"

i hate to be pedantic, but it'd be a "mental disorder"

>>687530477
I am NOT a special snowflake, there are too many of those now. I'm my own kind of special. <3

>>687530647

Found the autist

>>687530647
do you have wisdom teeth?

i do...

Fibromyalgia

>>687530745

>my own kind of special

For the love of god kill yourself

>>687525113
ADHD does exist, its ADD that doesnt exist because its just something that everyone on earth has.
ADHD is the hyper one, which psycho kids have

>>687525113
GID, BIID, EID, Species Dysphoria

>>687525113
Aspergers.
>wow little jimmy sure is a rude asshole because we raised him badly. Let's say he has a condition to deflect the blame.

>>687530892
I'm immortal fuckwit.
I'm a sentient trans-nigger egg-kin polyamorous woman.

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>>687531143

Shit tier bait

MD/PhD neurology fag here
Most of you are fucking stupid, and for most of you I bet it's not a medical condition.

>>687526298
>Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity
There is literally no such thing. You're exposed to EM radiation nonstop, 24/7, some of which is much stronger than cell phones or wifi. The only electromagnetic radiation your body is capable of perceiving is light in the visible spectrum. Your symptoms are 99999999% psychosomatic.

>Any mental disorder

>>687526131
All mentally ill people should be shot.

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>>687525113
anything requiring a vaccination.
/thread

>>687531576

Whoah, calm down there Edgy McEdge

>>687529962
Sadly, it exists. They usually say "Sadly, it exists. they usually say "cyka blyt" or something like "Mid or feed".".

>>687531709
so things influenza and measles aren't real?

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>>687532002
>so things influenza and measles aren't real?
how many jabs have you had today anon?
fuck off and make sense please.

>>687529942
> I make ironic jokes saying "I want to fucking kill myself" to hide the fact I do.
Confirmed for attention craving and no depression.

>>687531068
rude asshole? I dont think you fully know what aspergers is.
Bill Gates has aspergers

>>687529962
And then there's this kid with his video games.

>>687532210
So what you're saying, is that those things aren't real?

>>687529194
Liver failure is too...

>>687532349
Bill Gates wants to depopulate the planet, he's a cunt.

>>687525113
paralysis. Just get out of your chair you lazy shit.

>>687532397
the need for vaccines is not real, is what I'm saying.

>>687532272
thats not really attention craving. thats seeking help without wanting to fully come out and ask it

>>687531718
But it's true though, they aren't real. All you need to do is stop being a bitch/faggot/retard and get over it since it's all in your mind anyway, and that's it. That doesn't really work with broken bones, food poisoning, cancer, etc. AKA, actual real medical conditions.

>>687532528
And have less people to sell Windows to? Nigga wat.

>>687532532

Because they're totally doing it on purpose if they have a broken spine and literally cannot move their legs

>>687526131
Summer is best

>>687530233
>Life's uni

Not accredited. Just as much of a university as Trump University was.

>>687532631
Yeah, nevermind that we eradicated polio with vaccines.

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>>687532683
yeah, he needs the money.

>>687530233
a BS degree, i'm guessing

>>687526131
>Not knowing what bait is this hard

>>687532813
Don't forget the lethal fucker that was smallpox

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>>687532813
I think your confusing sanitation with a small pox immunisation a.k.a vaccines.

>>687532949
>>687532813
tyson/cox loving whores.

>>687532737
They're just using it as an excuse not to go into work. Stephen Hawking is so lazy he can't even be bothered to move his jaw to talk.

>>687532349
If Bill Gates had aspergers, he could never become one of them most successful, if not THE most successful entrepreneur ever. People say this shit about every successful person, "Einstein has autism and failed math!", "Putin has autism!", "Hitler was gay!", "Tesla had ADHD". These are of course all bullshit and people only come up with this nonsense to make retarded people feel better about themselves.

>>687533555

The trips do not lie

PMS

>>687526131
I have adult adhd and my iq was 126 last i got it legitimately tested.

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>>687532514
That's fine. I'll just get a transplant or an hero before that's needed anyway.

>>687533269
>typical anti-vax moron

Let's consider measles for moment. Long ago, it was so common that some ancient cultures thought that it was a normal part of child development. Nowadays, the measles is practically non-existent in 1st world countries thanks to vaccines. But, it's starting to pop back up because anti-vax idiots want their children to be exposed to preventable diseases because some mom-blog said so.

Sexlexia

>>687525113
PMS

>Muh footbased brittlebone disorder.

Bill, I swear to god if you lurk and read this, fuck you. You don't have to take breaks every five minutes from your goddamn bagging station because your feet are falling apart. Fuck you, fuck your crooked teeth and sweaty beer belly. I hope you fucking die in a fire. The fact that the country I live in gives businesses extra money for burdening us with you sickens me.