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SHE WEARS DENIM
WHEREVER SHE GOES
moths are creepy
>>687512212
Only for a few days like once a year.
SHE'S GOT A SHORT SKIRT AND A LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG JACKET
Demos, when are you, timby, and this mask guy having your meetup Florida-man orgy?
>>687512608
They can be quite cute
you're creepy
SHE COMES IN COLORS EVERYWHERE
SHE COMBS HER HAIR
SHE'S LIKE A RAINBOW
>>687512608
they are the dragons of the bug world
they can fuck shit up like you wouldn't believe
teenage fanclub references?
on my /b/?
what is this?
>>687513030
It's like I'm seeing a murder in progress
>>687512674
>she corpse exploded the corpse of the boss
classic
>>687512881
cute, but creepy
>>687513014
>>687513103
>
>>687513103
I was sunbathing in my backyard and one landed on my balls
>>687513302
Why so gay, dragon?
stop
replying
to
it
>>687513103
I have like a real job again
>>687513357
thats hot
>>687513564
Its called a space bar
>>687513542
why so nibi, nibi?
>>687513564
he's pretty polite
i don't see the problem
>>687513302
Unforgettable.
>>687513564
>Getting angry over something you can ignore
Bahahahahaha!
Who are you voting for in November?
>>687513279
No I fear that mask. Death is kind
>>687513302
Like bats?
>>687514167
like you don't bitch every time Demos and I are in thread
>>687513775
Wow, no one's ever asked me that before.
>>687514237
Its the last thing you'l see before he rapes you and harvests your organs to rape later.
>>687513567
awesome what is it
>>687514174
Gary Johnson
>>687514420
Thats different because im autistic. You have have standards to uphold.
>>687514675
I work in a lab again
Love this one.
>>687514606
Good thing geography stands between the and me getting raped
dick veins are kinda gross
>>687515463
You're a fucking faggot if you don't like dick veins
>>687515463
I've always wanted to set up an IV using a dick vein just to see if I could
>>687515602
well then call me richard simmons cause damn if i'm not the biggest faggot 'round here
>>687515662
i wish you all the luck with that
>>687515879
That window's long since closed. Haven't done anything medical in almost a year
>>687515438
That will not save you.
>>687516221
good for you
>>687516296
Good cardio might
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>>687516844
>Click Click Click Click Click
Give me my prize
>>687516844
I clik no prize u lye
>>687516446
Show me your abs.
>>687517057
>>687517056
all you have to do is fill out one quick and easy survey to qualify for your prize.
>>687517183
Srry. My mum said no
>>687517664
That's okay, you don't HAVE to listen to your parents. My mom said I can't use the computer until after I did my homework, yet here I am now!
>>687516844
Yay! :3
no prize 4 u
Be kind to your fellow statesmen, demo.
NO.
>>687517829
Want me to sneak in so we can kiss?
>>687517074
I don't have abs
>>687517183
The deal was click to give prize not fill out survey
>>687517842
>>687518430
>Everyday we move further from God's light
>>687518430
Ur hot. Show me sum dik
maybe if you were somebody else
>>687518540
Sorry! You do not qualify for your prize.
>>687518390
He just wants a kiss tho>>687518430
>>687518775
he doesn't meet my standards
>>687518704
Urm. Okay I won't tell my mum. Watch is the suvay
>>687518540
Are you fat?
You're fat arent you.
>>687518969
I'm chubby lol
>>687518879
I dont believe you, how could you say "No" to this face?>>687518430
>>687517842
>>687514174
>>687518902
do you have a membership at demosfiles.com? For only $19.00 a month, you could qualify for our wonderful prize!
>>687519187
like this
"No".
>>687519094
Ew
Have a salad for once.
>>687518704
Don't you dare alter the deal
>>687518969
6' 150lb. Not exactly fat
>>687519365
I'm vegetarian. That's a all I eat. Fucker.
>tfw all i have for dinner is a salad
>>687519443
sorry bub
>>687519351
NO. I'll make 1 now. Oka
>>687519351
You fiend.
>>687519443
There are only two body types, Fat and Abs.
>>687519564
Are you vegetarian because you dont want to hurt animals?
>>687515286
HOLD
THE
FUCKING
PHONE
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY FURRY SCENE
is part of a bigger image where the student has failed and is fucking its teacher to pass
POST
IT
>>687519771
thats like half the furry scenes
I really enjoy getting sick over summer
>>687519736
No. I hate the texture of meat. My primitive body loves basic food like rice, salad, pasta.. ect.
stop lurking
>>687519633
good
>>687519736
i'm an angel
>>687520011
me too
staying in bed is the best
TAKING THIS THREAD TO FLAVOR TOWN!!!
BITCH.
SHOW ME THEM SPICY SHIT
>>687519590
>Frank will remember that
>>687519736
I am neither. A mythical creature if you will
>>687519771
I don't have the original ;-; sorry
>>687520038
I love to suck meat ;)
don't tell me what to do
>>687520141
frank smoke dank make bank
i love lurking
>>687520040
Bit of a small cock. But I guess it'll still feel good in my ass.
>>687520057
I was being sarcastic, but good point
>>687515286
>>687519771
>>687520192
My life is complete
>>687520207
The only meat I let inside me is human ;)
Hillary Clinton ftw!
>>687520451
any excuse to stay in bed really
what are you sick with
>>687520675
Post a vid of you fucking that thing
>>687520825
a fever
>>687520264
Got some to share?
>>687520675
You don't exist
>>687521141
You got the fever?
>>687521236
No, I'm too pure, innocent, and virgin to smoke weed.
>>687521237
the only one, not even cowbells can help me
>>687512396
I came to this thread only to tell you, you choose a cool image, OP. Not really what a faggot would normally do!
>>687521342
I'm smoking weed right now ;)
everyone knows demos only drinks the finest lean
I drink my lean with a tiny umbrella in my cup with electric flashing icecubes.
>>687521366
what will you do?
>>687521502
NICE.
>>687521501
I'm not a normal faggot
>>687521342
Liar, I know Osomatsu stains your soul
>>687521694
how's the lean high?
>>687521794
did you just donate a picture to the demos matsu fund?
>>687521840
not up to my standards.
>>687521694
No idea, just ride it out really at this point, take some amphetamines to help too.
Ill still go to the gym to see if that helps too.
I just want to get better since I will soon have a lot to do.
>>687521988
Yes I did
>>687521988
do you at least make sure to let all your fellow rappers know how much lean you drink on the daily
>>687522034
like what
>>687522071
omg tyvm
>>687522165
yes, i make sick rhymes out of it every day before i brush my teeth and post it to my soundcloud.
>>687521237
I've got the fever for you bby ;)
>>687522370
you're on your path to becoming the next Young Thug
>>687522686
dreams
really
do
come
true
i've even been working on my dreads to look like a bunch of really skinny yellow poo like his
>>687522370
I have two summer courses, which will put me at about two chapters to read a week for each class.
So both classes will be running fast.
>>687522972
POO IN LOO
DESIGNATED
>>687522972
his style is only a small part of his success you have to make sure that whatever you say in your songs is unintelligible and high-pitched
demos, you have dreads?
and its called frosting your tips when you get highlights on only your ends of your hair
Thread just suddenly died
>>687524741
what a shame. It was such a good thread and all
>>687524741
I'll revive it!
>>687523049
GROSS
summer is not for classes
>>687523262
but of course
i do have a somewhat pitchy-soft voice.
>>687523361
this is an "alright" contribution
>>687523439
no i don't have dreads, i have the typical side-swept twink haircut.
>>687524887
I think my second matsu sent demos into hypovolemic shock
actually i was just gathering some more matsu
>>687525032
How about this ancient forbidden, lewd Korean matsu?
>>687525432
I may have saved one or two of those
>>687525032
it is for me this summer, it should hopefully be fun
>>687525032
you're set then. Can't wait for the mixtape
>>687525048
that'd suck
>>687525725
it will not be fun
>>687525859
porbably not
>>687525835
yeah. i also got the best resting bitchface so i'll look rough n tough to let those fakeass n*words know whose boss.
>>687525606
Rape of Nanking matsu
>>687525994
which matsu is your favorite, frank?
>>687525964
summer classes are just far too short. if they were regular length it would be okay
>>687526154
Can't tell yet. I've only seen the first episode last night
>>687525973
i could be your hypeman just chimping out in the back of your music videos
>>687526407
woah you're actually watching it?
>>687526564
perfect
i can see it now
>>687526929
Yes, I found the first episode that got pulled from crunchyroll
>>687527263
cool
i didnt even have to tell you to watch it, you just did it on your own.
>>687527895
You make me sound like a whipped dog
>>687528051
well it's better than canned dog
>>687526929
so whatsup
>>687526154
this is very true
>>687528604
sitting with my dog, listening to music
not doing much
https://soundcloud.com/installafriend/alien-pop
>>687528236
Which matsu is truly best matsu?
>>687528944
Osomatsu.
>>687529090
Iyami just enslaved them...
>>687529533
Not for long.
>>687528829
whats it's name?
>>687518430
creepy af
>>687529644
holly
>>687529638
Ichimatsu is currently best matsu
>>687529758
stay stylish pupper
>>687530173
everybody loooves ichi
>>687530308
yes she is a very pretty pupper
splish splash splish splash
have a safe voyage pupper
thread is shit
you are shit
your avatar is worse shit
>>687530629
hey sf wanna play a melee match at 300 ping just to see who's the best fox?
>>687530629
Swim safely doggo
>>687530994
it turns me on when you insult me
>>687531083
Absolutely not
>>687530390
Current impression: Ichimatsu>Osomatsu>Jyushimatsu>Karamatsu>Choromatsu>Todomatsu
Jyushi>Kara>Oso>Choro>Totty>Ichi
>>687531126
cmoon it'll be fun and maybe itll be less than 300 ping
is inifinity chan down again?
>ichi is worse than totty
oh eisen
yes he is
>>687531485
I refuse to play netplay. I can't move, it is literally worse than before I started learning tech skill.
>>687531126
I'll save it for later.
>>687531652
/y/ should have MAGA threads.
i kinda agree actually
although i do hate totty with a passion he's more entertaining than emomatsu
>>687531649
they recently fixed it so there is no input lag. I think it's as fast as a gamecube right now
>>687531874
You know that's not what I mean. Dolphin is fine, I've played sets on it live that were fine. The minute I have even a tiny amount of lag though I mean I was playing with a guy who lives a state or two away and I ragequit from lag.
sf y no stem
I don't know how to use computers
>>687532062
oh so you're dodging?
ok well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute
we need to bring this back.
Salute the flag again and not just stare at it and symbolically salute ourselves.
trumps first job after being president, making this a thing.
then tell the SJWs that it was actually the nazis that appropriated it from us.
>>687532354
Yup. I don't play netplay. If you come to me physically I will play you.
>>687532429
>>687532605
this seems unlikely
>>687532329
jproc scared me from sending them an email and said to just go in person
>>687532753
IT WAS OURS FIRST
HISTORICAL REVISIONISM, GERMANY TRYING TO APPROPRIATE OUR CULTURE BECAUSE THEY'RE DISGUSTING AMERICAN COLONIALISTS
>>687532829
the fuck did he tell you? BETTY!
>>687532885
Look I'm not sure how widespread it was in any case.
>>687532753
how long have you been playing for again?
>>687533084
WHOOAH BLACK BETTY
betty boop
>>687533445
Anywhere between 2 years to 14, depending on where you start counting.
>>687533478
Fine. Go to the store you fuck.
>>687533616
maybe this weekend
>>687533616
are you good?
SF has yet to learn how to get good with burd and fox
>>687533478
BAM A LAM
>>687533808
NOT MAYBE.
>>687533839
No. But I'm better than I was.
Nobody's good except whoever won the last major.
subby is not good at anything
>>687533994
>SF has yet to learn how to get good with burd and fox
Those are my best characters though. I blip like a goddamn champ
>>687534040
I am amazing at many things.
>>687534005
good relative to the people who have been playing for as long as you have*
>>687534297
Probably, actually. There are very few players anywhere near top 100 who haven't been playing seriously since before 2012.
>>687534193
i will beat u with my kirby
>>687534493
have you faced off against the new 20xx cpu's yet?
>>687534662
I don't think I've ever lost to a character below the mario bros on the tier list in tournament. I eat low tiers alive.
>>687534728
Yeah, they're dumb and terrible.
tfw deathmaster
>>687533808
post more like this
>>687534857
that's edgy as fuck
>>687534966
she is categorized as an "assassin" so I guess they just thought up all of the cool dark titles they could for the rank names
>>687534857
great job
>>687534831
im awful at the game really, I barely know how to play most of the time.
>>687534857
good job m8, no idea what it means though
>>687535154
>>687535166
thanks friends
it means I play too much league of legends
>>687535105
well at least it's vaguely appropriate
>>687535166
I've 4 stocked good players with pichu but I chalk that up to matchup unfamiliarity and dumb gimp setups
>>687534831
someone got waveshined across the stage
>>687535258
the old top mastery for marksmen used to be "pathfinder" which I liked for being neither dumb nor inappropriately "hardcore"
>>687534005
MAYBE
>>687535234
when are you going pro then
>>687535258
I literally have no knowledge of the game, the lingo tends to go over my head. But, I have won maybe one or two games against friends as Bowser.
>>687535550
No, I said dumb and terrible in the literal sense; they're stupid and bad. They have perfect tech skill except for they SD constantly and they CANNOT punish you, ever. I have never been hit more than twice consecutively by one, and the two hits were only the result of a runup multishine that guaranteed it.
>>687535669
It didn't appeal to the edgy kids enough.
>>687535681
HACERLO, MARICON
>>687535782
well that's impressive he's the worst
>>687535782
next week
>>687535845
I dunno what the new one is
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