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Why do Atheists choose to believe in dinosaurs but not a carpenter
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Why do Atheists choose to believe in dinosaurs but not a carpenter from bethlehem? Which one is more believable?
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>>687510433
How about a dinosaur from Bethlehem?
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I imagine there were very many carpenters in Bethlehem over the years.
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Bah, there were no carpenters back then. Everything was built out of rocks
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>>687510433
How about dinosaurs from carpenter
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Dinosaurs believing in Bethlehem Athiests who Carpenter?
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This is by far the most stupid kind of thread of all history of /b/. It makes me cringe everytime. Bunch of retards
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>>687510990
Hey what's your name plz respond
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>>687510990
Carpenter retards from Bethlehem
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>>687510433
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Carpet riding dinosaurs attacking bethlehem ?
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Get in here Travis
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I believe in the cuck from Bethlehem, and his whore wife. I also believe they had an alcoholic bastard son, born in a barn.
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>>687510433
OP, I love your threads.

People really don't like the truth.
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>>687510433
How about bethlehem dinosaurs carpenter
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What about Matt Carpenter of the St Louis Cardinals?
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fossils
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Think of it like this.
>Be you
>On safari in Northern Africa (just indulge me)
>Guy stumbles up to you
>DumbledoreOnCrack.jpg
>Says he's been lost in the Sahara for 40 years
>Says a burning bush told him it was God
Would you believe him?
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>>687510433
We believe in dinosaurs because we have fossil that we can date to millions of years ago.
I believe that there were some carpenters but that don't mean that he's god.
Every single story in genesis is unfounded there is no evidence whatsoever that those story's are correct. Further more science has proven that there is no need for a god a creator.
If the story's in the bible that describe the creation are wrong what kind of retard are you to keep claiming the contrary.
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>>687511870
>>687510433

samefag
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>>687513053

faggot, you swallowed the hook, now bow down for op
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>>687510433
Again, fucking again with this shit? There are a shit tonne of carpenters from Bethlehem, but guess what. There are also a shit tonne of dinosaur bones. So fuck off damnit
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>>687510990
>loves the 9000 penis threads posted every hour
>hates an occasional good-natured atheist-vs-christian thread

faggot detected
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You do believe in this man?
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Ya'll aint even trying no more
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>>687510433
jesus rode dinosaurs. try harder nigg nogg
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>>687511870
Wow. He posted in his own thread trying to make us think he was someone else. For future reference study this about logical flaws before you post.
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>>687510433
If the bible is proof that god walked the earth to spread his message, why cant he do it now? No evidence, no god, end of "The Greatest Ficticious Story Ever Told"
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>>687514454

nah dude, thats Lord of the Rings
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>>687512602
this is delightful
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>>687510433
tell me about your dinosaur
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>>687511870
Flipper did 9/11 confirmed
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I can believe that there was a carpenter from Bethlehem named Jesus, just not a magic one that could talk with a sky being...
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>>687510578
Nah a dinosaur carpenter from Bethlehem
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>>687510433
Why do hectoring non-atheists always post pictures of sad little girls?
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>>687515969
The carpenter was Jesus dad. Jesus was a brat fuck boy that couldn't control his drink habbit.
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>>687516946
>>687515969
Sorry "dad"
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>>687510433
>Why do Atheists choose to believe in dinosaurs but not a carpenter from bethlehem? Which one is more believable?
Because you touch yourself at night.
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At least we use facts so definitely the dinosaurs because their is irrefutable evidence for them where as there is none whatsoever for god/jesus
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>>687510433
People believe evrything labeled with science
So many dumb ppl omg
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>>687510433
How about John Carpenter's Dinosaurs from Bethlehem?
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>>687517353
Oh hardy har ha. You are one of the funniest guys on /b/ anon.
It would be awful if you decided to KYS tonight.
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Also as far as I'm aware there were plenty of carpenters in Bethlehem
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>>687513053
>story's
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>>687510433
i think jesus was gay because he is the only carpenter to get nailed, i would nail him and then let him nail me because i am a huge fag too
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>>687512602
Actually, no. They are not baptised, so they will go to Hell.
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>>687510433
Evidence
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Hey
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I believe carpenters were around.
But Jesus wasn't a carpenter. The record shows he was more like a woodworker.
>no wai
>go to bethelehem, asshole. You see any goddamn trees?
>NO, YOU SEE ROCKS
>LOTS AND LOTS OF FUCKING ROCKS
>NO TREES
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dinosaurs is bullshit
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>>687510578
/Thread
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>>687517875
ebin
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