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My life is complete.
Meme is here
Hello
I just remembered this video exists
https://youtu.be/v2XtpL_-oxE
>>687495161
Still won't do it, because you can't thrust into yourself without your butt moving away from your peepee
As a portal, I've seen plenty of fags try and fail at this every time. Many deaths
>>687495644
Guess i wont be working for aperture any time soon then
>tfw 19 years old and i feel like i'm wasting my youth by doing absolutely nothing
Tell me I'm not alone with this feel
I am insensitive
I have a tendency to
pay more attention to the things that I need
sometimes I drink too much
somedays I test your trust
sometimes I don't know why you stay with me
I'm hard to love
hard to love
No, I don't make it easy
I couldn't do it if I stood where you stood
I'm hard to love
hard to love
but then you say you need me
I don't deserve it but I love that you love me good
>>687495644
lololololol told em , i got something for you my friend
enjoy
>>687496069
You are not alone, I am 18, College drop out, And i just wanna get fucked with some guys, Kinda all else i got to do except my day job
>>687495644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TZd95BCKMY
>>687496069
yeah I'm way past that age and I still feel that way
you're doomed.
>>687495870
We're always accepting applications! We've actually recently had a spot open up for a new Practical Test Technician Expert, since we had a few rough patches with our previous employee. She was just a little too rambunctious and was constantly breaking workplace rules, as well as physics so we just had to let her go
>>687496301
18 y/o here as well. High School dropout living in a shit part of town. No idea what to do with my life.
But, there's gfur and a liquor store down the road so I'm pretty set.
>>687496510
Does this job contain any amount of snuggles with other men :3
>>687496610
LOL WTF, That was GFUR before I uploaded it...
>>687496610
Go back to school and get a bf before it's too late. That is the last time you will EVER be able to find a monogamous relationship.
>>687496610
Hey. It's okay. Get your ged go get job at local bar as cook it's easy man. You can do it.
>>687496301
I don't care about that, I just feel like I should be doing something more important than I am. I want to go to a university and get a degree, but instead I'm stuck in a community college and it feels so pointless. My life is going absolutely nowhere and I hate it. I guess having sex would be nice, but I'm too conservative to allow myself to do that outside of a real relationship, and nobody out here in the country appeals to me in a meaningful way.
>>687496389
Well fuck.
>>687496610
Pretty sure there is nothing really to do anymore, Just live out your days before you die or something, I live quite far away from my family as i work for a small hotel, Meaning i get free internet, A free room and food for a smaller pay cut
>>687496827
I'll probably just write my GED and take up a trade or some similar shit.
Step #1 is definitely going to be moving out of where I am currently, the job market is literally cancer.
>>687496340
This is what I experience daily as a portal. You get used to it after awhile. Nowadays I don't even see the kaleidoscope, I usually just wonder what's for lunch
>>687496978
If he ever wants a job with above minimum wage pay he needs to get his diploma. Even something like the muhreens practically aren't accepting GEDs anymore. They only hire negroes with them to meet minority quotas, it doesn't work for white people.
>>687496610
>there's gfur and a liquor store down the road so I'm pretty set.
>tfw not old enough to buy liquor in this backward country
Fuck this life
>>687497061
Stay where you are, College and school in general is a small part of life afterwards all your hard effort will pay off, Sadly i was too young and stupid to realise all this and left college to start my own life, Now its pretty shitty only barely any money and just a hotel room with a shit hotel job
me: mom, can I join Faze?
mom: no
me: :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKc_viw4aJ0
>>687497342
Best part of having an NSLC right up the road, yet not being able to buy it legally?
Getting other people to buy it for you. Sure, might have to pay 5-10$ extra but it works.
>>687496774
Yes, but the best snuggles are reserved for Practical Test Technician Experts who exceed the norm. For the more average Technician Experts, we have Bubba.
>>687497426
I'm definitely not going to quit on college, I really want to have a degree so I don't get stuck where I am for the rest of my life. It's just so depressing going through all the credits I need to get my associate's degree. I just want it to be over with so I can start making real progress with my life, and maybe go somewhere where my chances of finding a social life are higher.
>>687497602
My father buys me alcohol sometimes, but I unfortunately have expensive taste and no job, so I can't do that.
>>687497765
Sign me up right now
>>687497963
MODS
>>687497812
Honestly, I've got an issue with it. I can slam back a whole bottle of whiskey like water. I've freaked out a few folks by doing it.
As for having an expensive taste? Keep it that way. Alcoholism isn't a joke, don't do what I do.
>>687497963
Not jealous of you, by the way. High school was by far the worst time of my life and I'm glad it's over. Good luck, anon. You have no idea what's in store for you.
>>687497812
Good, And dont stop, It might seem boring but i can promise you, working a boring job just to survive is 1000 times worse than just attending some college for a few more years to get your degrees and such, Just keep at what you are doing, Pass college with your degree's and you are free to make progress with your life
>>687498219
Forgot image
>>687496301
>>687497061
>>687496069
where are you from?
>>687497219
tahahaha
well put
kinda looks like Mandelbrot sets as well :P
>>687498132
Don't worry, I'm responsible with it. I can drink it without a problem, but I also don't enjoy being drunk or excessive with it.
>>687498219
Yeah, I know I'm doing the right thing, but the degree I'm going for has so many prerequisites that it's taking fucking forever and it feels like I'm never going to get there.
>>687498391
The U.S. Why are you curious ?
>>687497889
A couple questions before you take your Oath to Absolute Company Policy Secrecy
1: do you or have you ever masturbate(d)?
2: do you consent to perpetual device testing, with or without proper safety measures and equipment?
3:are you familiar with the term "Unconscionable Contract"?
4: are you, or have you ever had involvement with, crab people?
>>687498185
I'm not some loner weirdo with no friends, it's already going great for me. Sorry you had 0 social skill and never got laid.
>>687498537
yeah kind of looking for a relationship as well but the U.S. is too far away from me unfortunately
>>687498537
Believe me, It will make sure you have the best life
>>687498547
1. What do you think i am doing right now :3
2. Yes i consent
3. I am familiar with the term
4. I don't believe so
>>687498611
Nigger do you even know where you are
>>687498855
I do, and it's not my fault I'm a turbo-chad in comparison to you. Again sorry if you never got laid but you should've put more effort into it. Nobody wants to date some fatty who can barely form a sentence without sperging.
>>687498537
Good, keep it that way. Your liver and shit will thank you for it.
>>687498611
I had social skills and plenty of friends, but the schedule that the school ran on was killing me psychologically. I got very little sleep and that led to some pretty severe depression. Everything is going much better for me now that it's over, though I'm still in a pretty bad situation.
>>687498731
Yeah, all the good men are too far away. I live in a very out of the way area that's completely isolated, which really isn't helping me.
>>687499083
>>687498611
samefag
>>687497963
not samefag
So yeah... turned into a g/fur thread.
I'm not complaning!
>>687499290
was supposed to be from the beginning
>>687499290
Nigga this was started from a GFUR thread that hit the img. cap.
>>687497963
You better get laid or you're here forever.
>>687499184
Try being from upstate Jew York, nothing but rich pedos and super bears everywhere. Plus our hunters are all fucking weirdos who'd cap you on your own property so I can't even enjoy outdoorsy type things.
>>687498822
Unfortunately, we need our Technician Experts to be at peak testosterone capacity for each test, to assure maximum liquid volume collection. We'll have to put you on our waiting list.
Stay away from crab people during that time period
Seriously they fuck with your quantum mechanics, you don't want to see where the last Technician Expert wound up after some lengthy device testing
>>687499469
>Plus our hunters are all fucking weirdos who'd cap you on your own property so I can't even enjoy outdoorsy type things.
Well my area has almost no nature at all due to all the land development, and it's full of rednecks, ghetto trash, and ugly normies. The majority of people here are either old or in high school, because everybody in between gets the fuck out as soon as they can.
>>687499632
Aww damn, Well ill be waiting for people in lab coat's to knock on my door
>>687499632
Can you stop with the crustacean talk
god dammit nibi you've turned this place into the whiny highschool bitches club
>>687500460
I thought you were in to highschoolers
>>687500460
I want to hear your whines
>>687499874
i love your taste
>>687500930
only when I can gag and tie them up
>>687500999
I know you do buddy, I'm walking the green mile now though, gettin' right with jesus
my moaning days are over
>>687501192
I'm sure some of these whiny bitches could fill that roll
Hell, if you gagged them that would take care of the whiny problem as well.
>>687501157
Why thank you
>>687500432
Years of undoing damage intentionally caused by these shelled menaces has turned me into a complete racist. I apologize for nothing.
>>687500052
We'll ask for you by name. That's how much we value potential Technician Experts
>>687501905
that... not so much
>>687497061
sauce?
>>687501999
Yeah, I have a lot of shit that isn't too good, so it's difficult sorting through to find the ones worthy of sharing.
>>687502122
I have no idea, my folder is dreadfully unorganized.
>>687495292
https://youtu.be/X4WNNGu6bPU
You know as much as I hate to admit it I honestly like edgy furfag mvs like this.
>>687501999
no hating on boipucci
>>687502312
what isn't worthy of sharing?
>>687502312
okay np.
>>687502422
That hurt me to watch
I'm a gigantic faggot and all, but holy shit that's too far for me
>>687502802
This, for example. I guess I'm just picky.
Angsty teenagers in our
/b/ Whatsapp Thread
>>687503048
>>687501090
>tfw the only qts around you are massive fags and wont give you a chance
I dont wanna fuck bears and old guys though...
>>687503007
thought you meant non-furry
>>687503374
>tfw no qts around you
It could be worse
I'm depressed cause I have no idea how to talk to the guy i like so i'm indulging my weed problem.
Whats up thread
>>687503374
I'm a qt and I'd give you a chance
Just don't blow it and sperg out
>>687503374
move
>>687503506
is he gay?
>>687503538
In az?
>>687503503
True, i could not have a place. I plan to move eventually
>>687503620
No idea, but he makes references to gay sex (in a joking, ironic way) around me a lot. and not when we're around others.
>>687503799
he wants your benis friend
>>687503799
sounds fishy.
>>687503799
then make references too and he'll figure it out
I could suck a dick right about now
>>687504269
how about mine oWo
>>687504269
Couldn't we all ? Why do you think we're here ?
>>687503789
Nah, Texas
>>687503956
>>687504005
I really want to tell him somehow but i have no idea how like what to say or anything. it's fucking frustrating
>>687504514
Dreamily stare into his eyes and take note of his reaction.
If it fails you could always just >it's just a prank bro xpDPdo
>>687504396
:3 lets get down and dirty
>>687504417
Cravings, Man
>>687504098
>>687504701
both things i'll probably try
>>687504514
Next time he's sleeping over just cuddle up with him.
>>687500460
I keep tellin em to stop being faggots, but they aint listenin.
horribl canceer
>>687504514
Ask him on a date. Call it coffee or lunch or whatever it is. If hes interested you shouldnt have trouble talking to him or he will lead. If hes not, you are in public so you had lunch or coffee with a friend.
>>687504827
Lost a great friend like this tread lightly
>>687504701
>If it fails you could always just >it's just a prank bro xpDPdo
Probably a bad idea. I guess you could use that as a mental fallback, but actually backing out like that is the biggest giveaway.
>>687504752
>Cravings, Man
Why are there no other faggots around me ? Please tell me why.
Also
>fuck tinder
>>687505007
:^(~(£
>>687504701
Dont do this. Its basically suicide.
>>687505146
I am wondering the same thing, Why are there never any when you need them
>>687505320
>Why are there never any when you need them
Because I always need them, that's why.
>>687505458
Me and you both, I could literally suck a dick this moment but no gay men around, Life is pain
>>687505818
>needs succ
>no furs around
>>687504912
He's never stayed overnight at my house but i could probably make it happen
>>687505032
Very good idea, thanks
>>687505043
I know, it's why i'm so terrified to talk to him about it. He's a really close friend and I don't want to lose him
>>687505156
I just recently removed my growlr account so I know those feels
>>687505818
I guarantee some old hairy fat guy who smells like sausage is around your area who would happily fuck your anus.
>>687506022
:3 where you at
>>687506046
If he really is a good friend he won't leave you. You can politely tell someone off without telling them to fuck off and cutting them out of your life.
>>687506193
Guess i better get looking around, a dildo is not enough anymore
Hey everyone?
More that having close contact with another man's penis, I want someone to have warm and lovely cuddles with, all day and all night.
>>687506478
hey
>>687506494
exactly.
>>687506193
Well obviously that's true, but I want someone who doesn't have AIDS.
>>687506680
I have no energy drinks
Life is suffering
>>687506601
what are you up to today?
>>687506224
>AZ
>>687506427
Use craigslist.
>>687506737
>what is a condor
Just do missionary so you don't get pozzed if they seem kinda unhinged. Or better yet walk out on them. Never go for someone without a face pic on their profile either.
>>687506737
Look at the entitlement on this sunnabitch.
>>687506851
What if he doesnt want a 50 year old married man?
>>687506818
Just trying to chill atm, i've been quite stressed about stuff so i'm trying to take my mind off things with some weed/music/4chan
>>687494967
I don't understand this picture.
>>687506771
just load up on caffeine like a man
>>687507188
I have none
>>687507134
well I hope you are able to, enjoy some gfur
>>687507171
And you never will
>>687506851
I've found Grindr to be just a bit better, since there are people on there who are looking for more than a quick fuck, and you can filter out whatever you aren't interested in. Neither is good for finding qts, though.
>>687506978
I don't want to suck on a condom, though.
>>687506982
I'm sorry.
>>687507171
he took his drivers test and kept looking at the other guys benis
True fact: I'd much rather have sex with someone who was HIV+ than someone who just told me they were "DDF" and wanted bareback
>>687507171
He won't stop looking at the instructor's belly/crotch.
>>687507342
I really am, thanks + that image is great
>>687507178
>entitlement
>because staying in your age group is not a right
Go get those greyhairs anon
>>687507294
what are you even doing
>>687507352
>Wanting a qt
lol
>>687507573
suffering
>>687506737
thanks, doc.
>>687507681
obviously
does no one in your house drink coffee or soda
>>687507607
I know I'm a faggot, but I just tend to prefer guys who look relatively like me. I don't care what you think of that.
>>687507564
Its a right? Okay, then where's my virgin?
>>687507799
I try to keep soda out of my life, because I have a lack of self-control.
>>687507490
Thanks, I have a pretty big collection
Energy drinks are an example of my lack of self-control, since they are basically soda.
>>687507919
energy drinks aren't much better, are they?
>>687507887
>hasnt already taken a virginity
And you say you like guys. Tsk
>>687507808
Why dont you aim for something realistic?
They are a soda on crack
literally
>>687508104
Because I'm a pathetic loser.
>>687507921
then keepem comin' ;^)
>>687507372
Why would the instructor take out his benis during a test? That's very unprofessional.
>>687507434
Nah, that's not it.
>>687508039
No one wanted me so I guess I dont get sex. Its alryte now, I got porn.
>>687506046
don't hesitate too long otherwise you might lose him as a bf which is what happened to me
gl man
>>687508025
see >>687507987
They're worse, but I have them less than most people drink soda.
Well, usually. With school assignments and shit it's been more frequent
>>687508275
will do
What the fuck is this thread
>>687508690
how unfortunate
should do like tea instead
>>687508245
So what are you waiting for? There's a smelly, sweaty, flabby old guy out there that wants to give your anus AIDS.
>>687508807
Teenage feels
>>687508807
g/fur my friend
>>687508807
needs more boipucci
>>687508915
I havent got any right now
im just gonna go to bed
nite
don't cry
don't raise your eye
it's only teenage wasteland
>>687509156
please don't say that word to me
>>687508637
Thanks for the advice. I'm thinking of telling him something on skype, not sure what that something will be
>>687509168
sleep well friend
How the fuck do you avatarfags recognize each other, other than pics
>>687509156
like this?
>>687509312
You act like what I say carries weight.
>>687509468
just the pics
>>687509468
newfag hi
>>687509516
Yes, a good start
>>687509525
I just think boipucci is disgusting
>>687509313
you seem like someone who genuinely deserves it
>Not liking BoiePo$$iæ
>>687509602
the word is ironic
the organ is iconic
>>687509551
> (you)
i'll have you know ive been lurking for 3 yrs
>>687509637
Awww thanks :3
>>687509895
that's a lie
>>687509807
bless this post
don't ruin my appetite
>>687509807
the idea is toxic
gonna get breakfast
>>687509895
Ill have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Navy Seals.
>>687509952
Just because i Dont spend All Day browsing /b/ does not mean im not accustomed to fag culture
>>687510126
did you just admit to lying on 4chan? you're deep in the fag culture already
>>687510005
I give up
you are officially dead to me
>>687510373
Why would I lie about something so arbitrary? Why would I even argue about something so arbitrary?
>>687510602
why are you though?
why would ANYONE even TALK about ANYTHING
>>687510657
I guess I'm overly tired
>>687509468
Penis magic.
Hey guys whats up
I'm loving my new mask
Im BORING
why do you think I CANT GET LAID
>>687510917
that is so scary looking
>>687510961
Just download Grindr or Growlr you lazy fuck
>>687510917
Nice. Very nice.
>>687511172
please stop
>>687511041
Its what he wears when he slaughters his victims in his basement.
ignore it you stupid fucking mongoloids
>>687511172
Those are shit, no thanks.
thread back on rails?
>>687511470
I live in Florida. There are no basements here.
>>687511479
are you new
there are no rails
>>687510917
haven't seen you in awhile..
>>687511611
Florida man trying something new I see.
>>687511669
yes snuffles.
this thread deserves some quality posting
>>687511852
you start
>>687510321
ill go watch a show, best of luck dude :3
>>687511777
>11777
A full house!
Where do you live, hun?
>>687511611
It's fucking hilarious, the lips make it.
MY DESTINY WILL DECIDE YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
>>687510394
you don't mean that
>>687511913
In a minute
I gotta be a good big brother and go pick up my little brother
>>687511952
Alright enjoy it!
>>687511990
That mask is fucking terrifying
>>687512051
does Kripp still play
>>687511960
fuckin aquabats, nice
>>687511852
Still yet to be delivered
>>687511933
A smile is merely a mask to pain.
>>687511611
>Florida
>>687512308
You revived my boner.
>>687511990
In a house
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