>>687473502
Weren't you gonna dress like a tranny and shit in the women's bathroom or something? Go do that.

Shoot it up niggy

Timestamp and proof you're at school

Just leave and enjoy life

>>687473502
Turd in a popular book.

Read the heaviest book in there.

Whip out your BBC and jerk it.

>>687473764
Rolling

>>687473502
>locate hunger games
>catching fire
>light on fire
>put back on shelf while burning
>walk away
>???
>profit

>>687473502
scream every post in this thread at the top of your lungs. Post to jewtube of course

>>687473926
Would also work with farehnheit 451

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literally kill yourself

>>687473926
Rollo

shit in a guitar

>>687473502

get naked & jerk off

>>687473926
rollin

>>687473891
roll

see if you can find a copy of neuromancer and read it.

Take 200 sheets of paper.

Cut them into 500+ small pieces, small enoigh so they can be hidden in a book.

Write "I will shoot up the school tomorow" on them

Browse the livrary aimlessly and put some of these in random books at random pages.

They will find them for years, you will become a legend of the school.

>>687473502

Find the biggest, meanest looking jock fucker you can and slap him across the face. Then wait for his reaction.

play some nazi germany music and light a bunch of books on fire, do it naked, then take a shit on the fire
and of course film it and upload

>>687474275
Reroll cause i have a great idea

>>687474106

This.

>>687474211
This

>>687474211
Roll

>find quran
>drop kegs
>bend at knee over sand monkey book
>take dump on quran
>take pictures and post all over social media
>likes, shares and Internet fame for "omg how could someone do such a terrible thing hurr!"
>sand Niggers PISSED.
>blow up Library and school because upset
>sit back at home
>kek no more school for anyone

Find the cutest girl in the library and ask if you can smell her feet and take photos of them.

Read a book. Write a summary of it in /gifs/

>>687474335
do they still have the quran? i know they banned the bible and some other "inappropriate" shit

SHOOT THE SCHOOL UP YA FUCKING NIGGER!!!
Ya dindu nuffin.

>>687474211
nice idea, but it will take some time to be found
i'd like some reactions and stuff
also if trips, do it

cum infront a female teacher

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>ITT: EVERYONE OFF BY FUCKING 1

Come on guys. This period is about to end and I have history. Hurry the fuck up.

leave quietly

>>687473926
Rollerino

>>687474699
fuck trips, just choose the greatest idea ITT and do it

>>687474713
roll

Take out a copy of Ulysses by James Joyce and read it cover to cover

>>687474769
No. I must abide by the rools and be a gud boi.

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>>687474211
Rollin' for this.

>>687474699

Stand up in the middle of history class and announce loudly that you've always wanted to fuck the teacher.

Post pics of everyone's reaction.

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14 minutes guise.

>>687474888
win fucking rar

>>687474888
winrar

>>687474888
Weak winrar

>>687474888
KEK

>>687474888
WINRAR

>>687474888
winrar

Counting on you OP!

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>>687474888
Will do. I'll try to make a webm of the whole thing in 3-ish parts and put in new thread. You'll know its me when you see this /b/.

Let's do it.

>>687474888
WINRAR

shame tho
>>687474887 was way better

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>>687474888
how he gonna do dat in da library, nigga u don fuced up

>>687474888
Fuck yes

>>687474888
me personaly would have prefered livestream, but ok

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>>687475121

Go and try hook up with one of the nerdy girls and fuck her

>>687474888
Winrar

>>687473502
They make gayer shoes. Not very many of them. But they do make them. Good on you for scraping the rhinestones off.

>>687474888
do it faggot

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>>687475173
I'll make an exception. This is my senior year so I'm leaving his cess pool. Nothing
To lose.

Kek

>>687475121
Download app called periscope and live stream it

>>687474888
fucking hell :-)

Yell hitler did nothing wrong in your history class

>>687473502
Post is nigger/10

>>687474041
Please don't post that evil here anon

>>687475333
I'll get right on to it. Thanks for the suggestion, anon.

>>687475406
fag

>>687475333
trips proves this is the right option OP

>>687474211

rolling

You're not in eastern Canada by any chance...

pull your dick out aswell

>>687473636

Seconded. Go do this, OP, and post pics.

>>687475603
Nope. NY

>>687475601
wtf

>>687475513
newfag

Burn the fucking place down to the ground

>>687473502
nigger

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>>687473636
>>687475652
I would but how to get slutty dress and wig in school?

>>687475455
Nice dont forget to tell us your username when youve created an account.

>>687475865
beat down a bitch
steal her slutty dress (rape her?)
there you go

try to kiss the teacher too

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>>687473926
Rolling

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3 more mins an I head to history. Will post results in about an hour. I have a buddy who will take pics and shit.

It's go time, boyz!

>>687476304
god speed op

>>687476304
If you are being legit about this I will hate niggers a little less.

>>687476304
What do? Dindu?

>>687476304

At least webm it here.

>>687473926
Rolling

>>687476304
Fuck yeah, Counting on you man

>>687473502
Ask out the girl you like in a civilized way

>>687476304
fucking nigger roody poo

>>687474648
This better not 404

>>687476304
Fucking epic

>>687474211
Thats bretyy gud

Record yourself licking an unsuspecting kid's eyeball. Post results,

>>687476304
Good luck niggoo.

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bump

bumpi

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>>687476304
good luck my nigga

posting in epic bread

>>687476304
I don't think he's recording guys

potential to be legendary
do NOT let us down!

Weakkkk op will not deliver

whats he doing?

>>687477534
The potential was wasted with a shit get

>>687473502
Orange? Looks like your black to me

kick your least favorite teacher in the head

>>687477752
reroll

>>687477800
once more

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Ready for shit history. Let's go.

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You can do it OP

>>687477680

Orange is the new black.

>>687477872
shave your shit-colored beard fuckin faggot

>>687475447
this

>>687477888
fuck you.

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Op confirmed in principal office

>>687477607

What's shit about it? It's realistic. What do you expect him to do? Burn the school down?

>>687473688
This

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>>687473502
Bump
Go to the biggest guy in school and slap him in the face with a hand full of shit
Fully naked
record that shit too nigguh

>>687478015
Something like that or maybe smear shit on all the walls.

>>687478015
People do shit like that sometimes. We coulda got him to go down in history

>>687473502
school shooting

Start dry humping random shit publicly
Try doing it to people
Also, yell out THE GAME to everyone you meet

>>687477571
becoming white

>>687473502
If I get trips you're going to do a school shooting massacre

>>687477938
Hey fuck off, I'll have you know I've had 3 girlfriends and I bet you've had none

>>687473502
kill Bernie

>>687478136
>>687478233

Rarely. I think most of the time people fail to deliver because they're expected to do some criminal level stuff they don't really want to do.

if he won´t deliver nignogs are going down(er)

>>687478444
use your trips for a school shooting massacre plz

>>687473926
Thizze

>>687478304
If you're going to bring up how many girlfriends you've had to some stranger on the Internet to validate how cool you are you probably haven't had any girlfriends.

>>687478444
Or a get is wasted unintentionally
Also, roll

shit on your teachers desk while maintaining eye contact the whole time

>>687478444
sweet trips
but thats the risk you take when you offer

>>687475751
Hahahahqhhahahahahahaahahhahahhahahahaha you used hitler in a sentence . hahahahahahahahahahqha just because you mentioned heir makes it sooooooo fuuuuny. Hahaha hahaha
faggot

(you)

>>687473926
Rőllänğ

>>687478444
Smearing shit wont be too hard, it's also not too illegal. Prolly just vandalism

>>687478566

I'm the guy who got trips in the first place. He's gonna tell the history teacher he wants to fuck him.

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>>687473502
Bleach yourself

>>687478606

We had winrar ages ago you slow fuck

Hero

>>687473926
Roll

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drop on the floor, pretend to have a seizure, and scream, bonus points if you shit yourself

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>>687478776
Could be a female.

>>687474335
Diz

>>687478876
(you)

if i wouldn´t have read the thread in the first place i would say rape a niggerchick
but i did read it so......

>>687478722
it's the USA we're talking about. it will probably be considered terrorism using biological agents or some crap like that.

is this thread still going strong?

>>687479105
kek

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>>687473502
Join the isis

>>687478600
Take the bate

>>687478600
First two girlfriends: his hands
Third girlfriend: his mom's hand, when he broke both arms and couldn't fap anymore

>>687479105
Or it might be classed Gang markings

>>687479013

You can keep wasting your time if you want to, fuckwit.

>>687473502
Shoot hillery in da butgtt

>>687479311
(You)

>>687478776
That's a pretty lame choice anon

>>687479278
Wow good one. Fuck off underage faggot.

>>687479394
me?
or your mom?

>>687479562
Funni

>>687479478

I said further up, it's realistic. Not convinced that OP wanted to do anything illegal or extreme and I don't think he'd have delivered.

>>687479562
Okay, I'm just trying to act like a newfag in the spirit of summer, but you've outdone me.

>>687473653
Roll

Test__

Go back to class

>>687473502
Isn't it already a big thing - a nigger in a library?

>>687479681
right

Clog up all drains with clay, paper, etc., then flush all toilets and turn on all taps. Instant swimming pool.

>>687475865
Abandon Thread. OP is pussy

>>687479830
They were serving free watermelons

Get an education.

Lol fuck all you idiots. You think I'm gonna ruin my academic career just because 3 digits on a chinese noodle making board happened to be the same? Fuck off ya shitheads.

Hope OP isn't a fag now

>>687480222

Nice trips

>>687480222
Nice trips

Bump cause still believe on the op.

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>>687480222
Trips

>>687480222
Not op

>>687480222
Trips wasted.
You will never have an academic career, nigger, who u foolin?

Scream "I really like you onichan while rubbing your nipples

>>687480308
Fuck, you beat me to it

>>687474211
roll

>>687474211
rolling for this

>>687474888
WINN

whip your cock out and go rubbing on the hottest girls face, webm it fgt

>>687474211
roll for this
be a legend op

>>687480442

Only by a matter of seconds. Well played.

>>687480609
re

>>687474211
rolling for legend

>>687480609
go go gadget

>>687478444
nice win white knight

Why are these faggots still rolling?

>>687480728
fuck off

>>687480697

The win happened ages before that post fuckstick.

>>687474211
That's genius.

>>687480697
Where's the whiteknight? He was saying his thoughts on fag OPs

walk around with your shoes tied together

>>687473926
Just remember: arson is a federal offense

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buy tendies cover in your shit throw at random people and staff screamin reeeeeeeeee then when cornerd curl in a ball piss your pants then charge at the nearest person grab them hug them until you are subdued

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>>687480222

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OP is pass away liaos. Fuck all your mother cheebye

>>687480029
Your response was "your mom"
You don't really have any way to come back from that cancerous remark

>>687473502
Op is a nigger?

>>687480967
What the fuck are you?chink?

>>687480967
Engrish prease

>>687480967
Not this guy again
(You)

It's been an hour, faggot

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>>687474888

If we don't he's form op in the next hour, he is officially the biggest faggot.

>>687481858
he´s a kaffer so what would one exect

>>687474211
Dude. I don't even need trips to do this. I'm not OP by the way. I just want to be a school shooting legend.

>>687474888
>teacher is 60y/o prof
kek

IN GOD THREAD

>>687481858
Just wait, OP will surely deliver. Im the history teacher

>>687482097
Ok Bertha

>>687482097
nice try

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This nigga is going to fake this shit 100% you stupid faggots believing he will do it

>>687473688
>>687478077

dubs confirm dubs' confirmation.

timestamp op

>>687474888
Checked.

>>687482488
Checked

Bang a hot teacher on top of the desk in front of the class. You'll be a legend

>>687476304
Let's see if OP delivers.

>>687483000
damn

>>687483000
trips demand delivery

>>687483000
Now he haves to

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>>687483000

go home and take a nap

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inb4 op will never deliver

>>687483109
Wait what?

I knew OP was a faggot..

>>687483297
i saw that too anon

>>687474211
Roll

>>687483297
Is a ruse

>>687474211
Rolling for legend

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OP here.

Just a social experiment bro. There's no camera. Here is le cheese pizza for your well deserved participation.

>>687483501
after 2h

>>687483109
Why was that deleted?

>>687483511

deliver something.

>>687483511
Thanks.

Cheers OP, I knew you wouldnt lie :^)

>>687483511
fuck your stinky poo pizza, nigger

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>>687483691

It was just a prank.

>>687476277
Holy shit. You did it. Dubs. With the pic.

>>687483832

bet your dad said the same when the stick showed positive
>cand-yass
>roody-poo

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Now now. I know what you are all thinking.

>fucking op din delivar shit kek zozzle

This was all going according to plan. I had something even better. SOMETHING that goes BEYOND what any of your gets to motivate me too do.

Ready to see the results?