>>687462520
By faggot, I mean an actually homosexual walking stereotype.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet

>>687462817
A mixture of SSRIs and counceling

>>687462520
>>687462708
Why haven't you sucked off anyone in highschool?

>>687462936
I went through highschool being too shy to talk to anyone. Now I'm out on my own and not around people anymore, and I'm still too shy to talk to anyone

>>687462520
Do you consider doing anal losing your virginity? Or will you be a virgin forever?

>>687463605
If I ever do anal, I would consider that losing my virginity.

>>687463196
I feel you bro

>>687463815
Feelsbadman.jpg

Would you ever just say fuck it and take it up the pooper or wait for the perfect guy?

>>687462520
What's your kik/other messaging username?

>>687464276
I like to think I have standards, but really, I'd fuck anyone at this point.

>>687462520
Are you a soft white girly boy?

>>687462520
Sauce?

>>687464880
I feel that. I've been trying to lose mine too lol.

>>687464973
>soft
Yes
>white
Yes
>Girly boy
Sort of yes. I've being working out a lot lately, but I'm thinking of slimming down instead of bulking up now

>>687465168
Yeah, beggars can't be choosers, I guess. If you're straight, I'm sure you'll lose it soon. I live in Alberta, the more conservative Texas of Canada, so finding a date without the fag haters doing something isn't easy

>>687465041
Forgot the sauce, sorry

>>687465569
Nah literally the same boat. I'm pretty much one of the biggest faggots in my area.

>>687462520
>>687465264
put on some panties

post on /b/

be surrounded by people who want to fuck you.

gg

>>687465264
Post your dick you sexy slut

>>687466015
>>687466082
Kind of hard to delivrar right now. I'll do it as soon as possible

>>687466015
>>687466082
This.
Lets see sum sexy benis fggt

>>687466315
Like for real advice, you're a straight out of high school 18 year old white gay boy.

You're perfect for /b/.

Remember it's a bunch of desperate twenty-something overweight men, but you might be in to that.

>>687466414
I'm out with my friend right now (actually my only friend), so I'll deliver as soon as I can

>>687466651
Post friend genitals too

>>687466805
Tits or gtfo, amiright?

>>687462520
what motivates you?

>>687466651
suck him off? or scared of losing him?

>>687466907
The idea that, one day, I migjt live a somewhat normal, happy life. All I have is a Mcjob and Escilatopram to keep ke going.

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>>687462520
why should I ask you in particular?
you are no different than anyone else on /b/

>>687467170
My friend 's a chick, and I'm not into pussy.

>>687467447
Exactly, there's no real reason to ask me anything. In the end, my life is just ad mundane and boring as anyone else's, other than the fact that I am a man (barely) that desperately wants some cock.

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>>687462520
Am i kawaii?

>>687463196
Live in canada? We could be twins with that kind of personality, faggotry and virginity.

>>687467763
my point was that everyone on /b/ is a faggy permavirgin
closeted or otherwise

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>>687462520
can you see it too?

>>687467766
Pretty hot, but I'm a sub.

>>687467975
The face of baphomet?

if faggots don't get turned on by the female variety why do you act so womanly?

>>687467942
Yeah, I guess that's sort of true. Maybe someone can empathize with me if they know a little about me, and come out knowing they aren't alone in their mortal toil.

>>687468312
Some fags are Adonis-like men that just happen to have a hard on for men. Others like me are referred to as twimls because we a feminine fags.

>>687467861
Kewl

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>>687468116
Yeah, im pretty sexy.

>>687462520
Would you let a straight dude with a 5in fuck you?

Dudes aren't attracted to the opposite sex. They're attracted by feminine characteristics.

>>687468609
Twinks, like your's truly, are usually attracted to very masculine men. Sometimes those manly men are attracted to other manly men.

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>>687468793
Yeah, probably. I might even do a casual hookup with someone, but what I really want is a relationship.

>>687468933
kek

>>687468996
Also a virgin faggot. Id prefer a relationship instead of giving someone my v-card. I used to post pics here and a lot of dudes in my area wanna fuck me but i just cant do the casual hookup.

>>687468609
but even then, the defining attributes of a faggot is womanish. the way they walk, talk, the movement of their head or hands. it has that slight tinge of femininity.

also why the fuck is everything to do with pride? the fuck do you have to be so proud of?

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>>687468759
Id hit it.
I have the body of a fag, but the voice of Zeus unfortunately.

>>687468996
What the fuck. Faggot.
I just wanna bang dude. One night stand. No relationship, sorry. Can you succ?

>>687469248
eh. not all fags have that.