>>687459418
bullshit, he's outside

the stereotypical 4chan user nowadays is a edgy memespouting teenage fuccboi

the old neckbeard image is gone in the mainstream view of 4chan

>>687459506
lel

>>687459506
Kek

You forgot the dried up semen on his shirt

>>687459506
true, I guess it is an inaccurate depiction of us.

>>687459418
Not like that. I have a a cheap katana or whatever that my neighbor gave me. I'm pretty anti-social but i'm getting good at it, even got some pussy. I can be pretty racist. Sometimes in conversation I caught myself saying
>Implying.

The only thing that's typical 4chan user thing about me is I can only grow a neck beard. So in just shave it. But other than that I'm 150 lbs in decent shape. Feels good

This is probably a stereotype a butthurt retard believes when he's had a glance at 4chan.

>>687460137
Fuck dude I do
>implying
Thing too. It's always when I'm being an asshole and trying to make people feel dumb.

>>687459766
Ya but I feel like that hasn't yet reached the mainstream they still think we're neckbeard virgins and don't know about the new people being actual adolescents who are just trying to be edgy as fuck.

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You tell me.

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>>687460401
>razer crap
confirmed

>>687459418
I can't jump that high

>>687460401
you fucking disgusting sub human trash, you use razer?

>>687460401
Nigger

they think we're steven seagal ?

>>687459418
Not at all.
Im 6'2, good looking, clean shaven, strong jawline, successful, have an attractive gf, im fit, active and have a body to show it and my dick is 7".
Im not 'Calvin Klein' underwear model fit/ attractive but look good in and out of a suit.
I look and act like a really stand up citizen.
However my years of trolling the internet have led me to have a dark side that nobody but myself knows about.
I love the chan and i live for creepshot/porn/rekt/fight threads.
I constantly browse /b/ hoping to find nudes of people i know so i can fap furiously over them and save them to my hidden harddrive with all the other fucked up shit on there.

>>687460401
I've got a real question though, how do you feel about BLM?

Nah because Im not fat

>>687460703
How often do you sharpen your katana? Before or after your 10 o'clock hot pocket break?

>>687459418
I dont wear socks with sandals.

>>687460632
Why not? All I do is play mmo's when I game. It fits the task at hand perfectly.

>>687460703
Are you me ?Sept I'm single

>>687459418
Not really.
I enjoy fucking women, am not attracted to dicks or dudes with boobs.
I do not watch anime, nor do I give a fuck about it. Only jerk off to normal porn for normal people.

>>687460703
>this

>>687459506
topkek

I've tried to pass myself off as confident, people thought I was an arsehole. I've tried stoic, came off as aloof. I've tried no fucks, people thought I was homeless. I've tried nice and people thought I was gay. I'm constantly shoving masks on my face, trying to find one that fits. I have no tribe, no mask, no direction so I feel like this is a nice place for me amongst the nameless and the faceless.

In short, yes. I think I do.

>>687460703
Ya you pretty much just described me minus the gf part just broke up with her 2 months ago and i rarely wear a suit only when i've got to.

>>687460935
>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/garbage/
>>>/anywherebuthere/

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>>687460703
>the chan

>>687459418
No, this pic is só thin to me.

Aldo
>Using a katana
>Not a superior european Claymore

Pleb tier

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More like this. And his main boards are:
>/b/
>/pol/
>/co/
>/tv/

>>687460935
Well i'm actually bi so i fuck guys but i don't fuck with gender dysphoria.

>>687460762
Fuck them. They are all a bunch of bat shit crazy regards IMO. The way they represent themselves is horrible.

Fuckthatshit/10

>>687461138
I havent worn a suit in over a year, for my girlfiends ball. Before then i hadnt worn a suit in about 4 years.

I rarely get the chance to wear them but i look good in them and love wearing them. Its the main reason inwant to get married/ attend a wedding.

>>687460703
>I look and act like a really stand up citizen.
>I love the chan

Dun goofed boi. Those statements dont belong in the same paragraph.

>>687460703
timestamp m8

>>687461111
People don't like me much because i'm usually a really stoic person and have a tough time saying nice things for no reason.

>>687459418
Fuck off this will turn into people bragging about their life

>>687461388
I had someone ask me if i support them while i was going from class to class and when i told them no they threatened to "beat the shit out of my cracker ass" for "being a racist" and that's my only real life experience with BLM

>>687461696
Ya probably i'm just curious what you faggots do all day other than jerking off to trap porn.

>>687461506
>stick up my ass the size of viking longboat

>>687460935

>watches porn

>>687459418
Nope.

>>687461971
I mean, ya pretty much.

>>687461285
>not /mlp/
Fucking shit-tier guess.

Other than the neck beard, not really I'm 24 years old 6'2 220 lbs and clean shaven, been boxing for a few years so I'm in decent shape no bulging muscles but I can get the job done. Have a steady gf and job, smoke pot at night drink socially every other weekend pretty basic stuff

>>687461478
Timestamp what? My comment?
If you meant for me to post a pic of myself with a timestamp, thats fuckin gay.
Asking a dude who claims to have ahot fave and body to post a pic for 'proof' is super gay.
Hahah faggot

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>>687459418

Not really, I probably fit more in the "Edgy" stereotype more than anything. If I claim that I don't associate myself as that, it just makes me even more like that.

>>687459418
The sad truth is that >75% of /b/ posters are probably underage.

But at least some boards aren't complete cancer yet.

>>687460401
>razer
the air jordans of gaming mouses

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>>687462535
No one cares, just shut the fuck up you emo cunt.

> Run three to five times a week and swim daily
> Slim, semi-athletic build
> Carrying a healthy relationship
> Full time job/ Full time PH.D student
> been on 4chan years before The Rock started cooking
> Decent friend circle
> Live on my own
> Not into traps
> Don't own a sword, but I have a small pistol just for the lols

I guess not

no. female

>>687462689
>studying for PH.D = Job
Wew lad, I bet you vote Bernie too, for protecting the rights of the working class like you.

>>687462227
People value sincerity. If you don't feel like complimenting others, don't. You're not obliged to kiss-arse the egos of others to be a likeable person. They'll like you less for being insincere when your compliments could hold more weight because you don't give them out freely

>>687462631

I don't think I'm young enough for emo. Was well out of Highschool when that trend popped up.

>>687462860
Fuck no I'm not. And I'm studying mortuary sciences. There's always a job.

>>687462689
probably my most neckbeard thing is i have a lot of knives and guns.

>>687463069
No, I am saying that studying is not a job, like you implied.
Go fuck yourself with your woman studies book.

>>687461285
>/co/
>not /a/

One job anon. One fucking job.

>>687463194
I have a job and I go to school. What the fuck faggot? I need the job to pay for school and my mortgage.

>>687462830
are you a woman neckbeard?

>>687463222
>thinking /a/ are the autists and not /co/
how new?

>>687459418
I use a claymore, not some silly Japanese butter knife and I would never wear socks and sandals

>>687463349
Fuck off with this shit faggot. Nobody cares about any of that shit. It only matters in tiny narrow world of you. In the real world, nobody gives a fuck

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5''11, scare girls away daily because I don't allow populist garbage pollute my bitchin' existence anymore.
I float between film sets and do lots of speed. Hell yeah baby, The Avalanches finally released new music.

>>687463617
Someone's having a bad day, huh anon.

>>687463693
>The Avalanches finally released new music
and it's terrible

>>687463349
>Full time job
>and full time studying
One or both of those is a lie mate, they are mutually exclusive.
You are a part time faggot.

>>687460509
>>687460632
>>687462602

Poor Noobs detected. razer is the best gaming company out there. got a deathader not too long ago. perfect machine , high quality and very comfortoble.
Razer > All the rest cheap shit out there

>>687460935
Well aren't you a joy to read about

>>687462830
Female you say?
Show us your fucking cunt then

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>>687459418
Fixed that for you OP.

I'm a normie... But with a deranged mind that enjoyed the sickness and craziness of /b/ past.

Not the typical /b/tard.
In shape, good job, family, considered in high regard in the community.

But deep inside, nuttier than a fruitcake.

>>687464441
lol wut razer is cheap branded junk.

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>pale
>string bean
Yea pretty stereotypical

>>687459506
yep

>>687464947
thanks anon

>>687463910
If you weren't in high school and knew anything about college... You'd know that Ph. D students go to class like 3-6 hours a week.

>>687464961
>babies first day from Tumblr

Twisted fucking cyclepaths and shiet.

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>>687465194
>full time
>3-6 hours a week
Kek, you are not really gonna argue this definition are you?
As I guarantee the definition for a full time occupation in any jurisdiction is longer hours than 3-6 a week.
Shit the fuck down mate.

>>687465194
Yeah but we're expected to study 2 hours for every hour in school, but i don't know a single person who actually does that.

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>>687465469
disregard what i just said i have autism and need to kill myself.

>>687464947
Add a vape and a "I Loli" cape.

>>687465460
Uni dosnt equal a fucking job m8. He goes to school full time. For him full time schooling is 3-6 hours a week. He works full time also (so he says) witch is probably a 36+ hours a week. How is this hard to understand.

>>687465636
I <3 loli

Why do phones auto correct emoji now? Fucking ridiculous.

>>687465719
Because the definiton of a full-time occupation is universal, not governed by how many hours are available.
The fact his uni is only a few hours a week means that it is certainly not full time.

>>687465460
a full time college student in undergraduate is 12-16 hours. Most of your time is supposed to be spent studying and doing homework and shit. The 12-16 hours is just class time.

Ph.D students have more stuff to do at home but have less class time because they're done with all their bullshit class requirements and shit. Ph.D is mostly about getting published or doing a big project which will be judged by a bunch of people to determine if you get your degree or some shit.

How's high school?

>>687466092
And by definition your right. A full time occupation is more than 6 hours. BUT WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT AN OCCUPATION WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL YOU THICK FUCK

>>687466208
this.

>>687466208
See
>>687466092

You can call it what you like, but from a definitive perspective, there are a certain number of on-site hours required to makw an occupation full time.
>source
I am an immigration officer, I spend all day evaluating this stuff.

>>687466293
The things about "full time schooling" is the amount of time you have to spend outside of school studying and doing homework.

Have any of you been to college?

>>687466293
School is an occupation. Legally.

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>>687459506
>HEADSHOT

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>>687459418
I thought that guy looked familiar...

Real life, I'm thin, got a clean complexion, I'm good looking, my close friends are all women, I'm liberal/progresive as fuck, don't have any issues getting laid, I'm moderately hipster... If yoyu looked at my online pressence you might mistake me for a cuck SJW...

To me the stereotypical 4chan user is more like the class clown teen in high school, a few may have actually used what they've learned from 4chan to get laid or wow their dumbass peers, I can see some fedora tipping virgins and some, I assume, are good people...

>>687466428
That doesn't count from a legal viewpoint mate, sorry.
Same way that working from home cannot make you eligible for a work visa.

>>687466092
>definition
>fact
>governed
Check out this scientist nigger!

>>687466426
>work
>school

>being paid
>paying

pick one

>>687466688
Eye's of the law, it's the same nigger, and occupation can be work or training.

>>687460146
you know youre cool so dont be insecure m8

>>687466630
Yeah mang, Imma call it my hypothesis

>>687466619
A legal viewpoint? Lolololololol

Dude, you're still in highschool.

I get thousands back in tax returns from student loans and grants.

i wouldn't need a work visa to leave the country?

Being a full-time student is an occupation?

Have you ever done taxes?

This has to be bait

>>687459418
Some1 post I'm 18 do I have potential plox

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>>687466619
>Mfw a high schooler is trying to tell me about legality

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>>687459418
Well i don't own a katana...

>>687467211
Fill out an immigration card, just one time you retard.
Right there under occupations, there is student.
You get money back because your government is obviously happy for you to be undergoing further training.
Occupation does not mean work, training is an occupation, and studying falls under that.

Don't be mad because you can't sort your definitions out.

>>687460935
>normal porn for normal people
I see what u did thar.

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>>687467452
>samefagging to repeat the same meme points

Now I am starting to question wether you are even in college, or are just assmad because you think I an calling out your "bluff" of living the good life.

>>687467775
So, basically, being a student is an occupation. Thanks for agreeing with me. Kek

>>687468048
>living the good life
>being in college

Pick one

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>>687468259
And hence can be defined by the same rules as any other occupation, in which on-site hours make it full or part time.
Kek, thanks mate, made it easy for me.

>>687468259
Read his original post.

>>687468624
No lol, why would a full-time student be considered a full-time student if they're only going to class a minimum of 12-16 hours a week?

>>687460401
fat fingers

>>687468968
Because students and universities like like to call themselves that. I deal with visas in Australia, not all courses count as a full-time occupation, because of limited on-site hours. This could lead to someone holding a full-time job with it, as you are.

From the universities point of view, you are full time in regards to spending all the required course hours studying, however this is not equivalent to any lf be standards put forward by various authorities on what counts as a full time occupation.

Think mate, say you took some insanely obscure course, and attempted to enter another country as a "student", while in fact only spending 2 hours a day at your training centre.. This would allow you to preform other roles in society than what you have been green-lighted for. It doesn't work.

>>687459418
not fat and not a weeb. i got the long hair and typically wear black

>>687460401
It's ok anon I have the same mouse

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Im not sure, somone tell me if Im neet looking pls.

>fat
Yes
>neckbeard
Yes
>recluse
Yes
>neet
Yes

>>687472110
GENE! Sup bro.

>>687459418
Not at all.

>early 30s
>married
>two sons
>vehicles and house paid for
>successful career as an IT contractor
>multi instrumentalist - guitar, bass, drums, banjo, ukulele, didgeridoo, lap steel
>play in a pretty bad ass band
>pretty good looking face, decent body

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Everyone in this thread is a fat kiss-less aspie virgin until they prove otherwise with pic & timestamp.

>inb4 hur dur you're a neckbeard too

no shit

>>687474000
I am the guy directly above your post. Willing to prove. Any suggestions as to what to post?

>>687459506
I just came in from outside
just finished busting up a beaver dam

>>687474080

Just post a full length picture of you in non shit tier potato quality. Full length to prove you're not a fat fuck. And not low quality to prove you're not ugly as shit.

>>687460401
How do you feel about a fellow brother dying trying to protect a kid?

>>687474000
I'm this anon
>>687465003
I'm not fat, or a kiss less virgin. But your spot on about the neck beard

>>687474635
No, I'm too scared to.

>>687475695
Scared of what

>>687475695

Fat kiss-less aspie virgin confirmed

>>687474000
skinny kiss-less aspie virgin checking in.

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>>687460935
>normal porn for normal people.

>>687464980
he baitin nigga