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Never

8 months ago

March 2012.

Yesterday

Never I'm 21

never

Two days

>>687456918
Like monday or Tuesday night

last friday. she wants to fuck again this friday

>>687456464
2 weeks

>>687456464
Yesterday with your mom.

>>687456464

night before last

1 hour

>>687456464
>December
>I'm married
Fuck this sucks. I have 500k cash. I might just disappear to the Far East

>>687457248
...And never come back

Monday morning. Gf is on her period.

Just finished

late summer 2006

almost 10 years fuck yea

8 months with a girl, like a few weeks with a guy

>>687456464
Tomorrow
It was good

>>687456725
LOL

>>687457096
Better clean out your fleshlight, you lying fuck.

6 minutes ago. Quads gets the webm.

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2002

Never ^-^

>>687456464
last year?

>>687457582
>>687457435
>>687457386
NEW RULE. If you're like these betas and have sex every day then post nudes of your girl or GTFO.

>>687457771
>girl

>>687456464
2 days ago

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>>687457771
More?

>>687457920
yes

>>687456464
Four hours ago.
Before that it was a week. Fucking sucks dating someone with depression.

>>687456464
last year with a guy. before that 8 years ago with a girl.

>>687456464
2 weeks ago maybe 3 cant remember

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Couple days ago

in my dream a few weeks ago, in real life, never.

>>687456464
I can't have sex because I have a micropenis. I have passed up or just gave oral to a girl 8 different times in my life so far.

>>687458631
Pics?

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>>687456464
5 years

>>687457771

>claims we're beta
>requests other people's gf pics

>>687456464
Tomorrow

>>687459509
I forget everyone here is autistic and doesn't get jokes

>>687456464
I'm actually on a sex strike until my gf lets me put it in her butt. She'll crack soon.
>kek punny

>>687456464
september 29th 2015... but whos counting??

10 min ago.

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few days ago

>>687459681

I also forget how sensitive people are here.

>>687456464
Around two years ago.

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30 min ago.

>>687456464
6 weeks.

>>687456464
yesterday

yesterday and it was good. Gf just got on the pill and it was the 7 day mark

June 6th 2014

>>687459688
If back crack you mean fucking another guy, yes, you are correct.

April 30th. Feels bad man.

>>687460155
Umm...doesn't she need to be on it for a full month?

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>>687456464
ive had dissapointment and regret, never sex

>>687459824
The only one being sensitive is you. I posted a joke and you got butthurt and made that green text repl then get angry when I call out your autistic thinking nobody else would notice

>>687460298
Nah...she wouldn't do that

>>687456464
Last year.

Feels bad. I wish I had a pussy right now

>>687460333
nope its a full 7 days + since it works at 99.9%, i dont play against the odds of being a dad so i blow outside.

>>687456464
almost a year and a half

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>>687457248
Why you do not make some forced sex?

Do not fell for the rape meme. Women love forced sex, and she's your wife, that's her duty

>>687460416

All women are lying, cheating whores. All of them. If you don't give them what they want, they'll find it somewhere else. And with sex it's a supply and demand market. Do the math. Fuck her and have some pleasure yourself instead of playing these stupid mind games which won't work out.

>>687457345
I'll be your sex slave. Interested?

2 days ago, goodbye sex with my dying grandmother, i Think shes pregnant, what to do \b\

Yesterday's afternoon (not to brag lol)

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>>687456464
Never

Yesterday evening before sleep. Blowjob and rimjob.

i'm having sex right now

>>687460601
Lol I'm sorry that you've been torched by chicks in he past, but things are different for alphas. She wouldn't screw up the good thing she's got going with this relationship

>>687460517
Theres nothing better than bloe inside a girl.

Creampie is live

>>687460825

Left hand doesn't count.

>>687460908
i know, that's why i am using my right hand you fucking idiot

>>687460843
>/b/
>alpha

You're.in internet, why lie?

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Never

One month and 2 days

Banged my stepmom in a drunken stupor 3 months ago...haven't been able to get hard since.
>I think I need therapy

>>687460387

You're >implying

>>687461007
I know your baseline is to think everyone is lying, but some things are true, bruh.

>>687461133
>implying
new fag

>>687456464
must've been sometime in january.
thing is we dont see us often and as she has been nearly raped two types by other guys in her life (one of those times being about 3 months ago), it is a hard time and i dont want to push her or anything.

June 10th, 2010

Just 8 days shy of 6 years ago...

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>>687461133

>implying

Also checked

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>>687461108
do drugs man

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lmgtfy.com%2Fsoft+drugs

>>687457386
Same bro, i feel your pain, mine gives amazing head on her period tho

About two hours ago, before going to work.

>>687456464
October 2015

>>687461470
>>687457386
Are you guys refusing? Period sex is some of the best sex for the girl

March 12th, 2016

>>687461636
Id be up for it, but im too lazy to get a towel if it makes a mess n shit. Besides, she gives better blowjobs on her period than whem shes off so im gonna enjoy it until shes off

>>687461555
checked

>>687461636

Most girls have been conditioned by society to consider period sex as filthy or dirty. Trick is to get them horny as fuck before putting it in. They'll love it.

4 months ago.

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>>687456464
Exactly 2 months ago, it was during a trip in thaïland, and it was my first (and my last) time.. I am 31yo

Boob related, we are still in touch...

>>687461857
Agreed...it's more that they don't want us to be grossed out. Just gotta show them that some blood doesn't matter

>>687461828
You can give and receive, imbecile

>>687456464
never
i'm 30
fml

>>687461952
>Nignog detected

about a week ago

>>687456464
Yesterday and will fuck again friday
feels good man

Never, but the last time I fingered a girl was two years ago so..

>>687462051
Period sex isn't gross becssue there blood, it usually just smells like rotten meat. When I was in my early 20s it was like fuck yeah imma fuck you in the rag. Now it's like, I'll wait. Cause you pretty have to have time to shower after. Easier to fuck there mouth or ass.

>>687456464
almost a year ago exactly

>>687456464
Last night

>>687461461
Nah I think that might make things worse

Tuesday night

>>687462350

Yeah, because shit on your dick doesn't need to be washed off.

Got a blowjob yesterday.

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New Years. With the girl i'm supposed to be tutoring.

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Early December of last year.

>>687462350
That's not normal m8. There should be a strong iron smell, but it shouldn't smell rotten

25 years ago. Im 25

30 mins ago, with my step sister. Always fun to come from college during the summer

>>687462620
greentext pls

>>687462350
Sex in the shower...problem solved. Or are you too lazy to do that too?

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April
long distance lol fml

>>687458206
Hey, you from the 618?

>>687462777
>Falling for the b8

Kys, fag

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>>687457024
>>687456918
>>687457068
>>687457096
teach me

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9 years ago

>>687461206
You will get screwed. Even the most trustworthy woman will cheat in a heartbeat. They don't use logic as part of their decision making process. Don't be so smug, be smart.

in september when i broke up with my exgf.

since i lost all my interesting hobbies and interests during the 3 year relationship, i just had some kissing, once a bitch came to my place but i didn't fancy fucking her because i felt empty because of break-up. i hope i'll get a fuck in 2016, then it'll be 5 consecutive years

Yesterday

>>687463138
Found the small dick who can't please a women

last weekend

>>687460843

Sure, unless she is in her mid - late 30's or ugly and unattractive, a guy with more value than you is always lurking around the corner. By denying her sex (and considering you identify yourself as an alpha, you must be somewhat competent), you just took some of that value away. Good luck with your sex denying strategy, I just see yourself shooting yourself in the foot. Unless you have some girls you fuck on the side. By al means, go ahead.

>>687456464
last night. single life had its upsides, but sex on 30 seconds notice 24/7 is nothing to sniff at

>>687459352
Same.

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>>687462872

Since 1987

More than two years ago.

Last night

>>687457345
Do it man what's the point in living like that if you are fucking unhappy. Pack your bags and go somewhere nice...

>>687463384
Early 20s, really attractive...but there aren't many guys who have more value than me wandering around where we are. I'm angling for anal sex bc I know she'll enjoy it (Used a similar technique to get her to let me finger her anus and she can't get enough now).

Like I said, I know what I'm doing.

>>687461108
Damn son...

>>687463952

If you are already fingering her ass, the door is already ajar for a cock in there. I prefer to use positive reenforcement to get her to do what I want. Denying her stuff just seems like a childlike approach to me. But if the strategy worked before...

last thursday. i try not to chill with my girl too much - need my own time and shit.

>>687457345
Fucking do it man. We live for a short, short time. It's a date, a hyphen, and then another date, and your life is the hyphen. Life is too brief to be unhappy. If you have half a million dollars, you can live well in a cheap, warm country with beautiful women for life.

I've got a good gf but she won't do anal.

My last FWB and I were going to do it but something got in the way and then she got a bf.

Is anal really that good because it keeps me awake at night knowing I missed my chance to plow a really nice ass

>>687456464
2004. i was 23

>>687456464
5 days ago

>>687457771
nah b, she ain't no thot, I ain't posting no pics

>>687464526

No, it's not. The sphincter is tight, I give you that, but beyond it's basically like fucking a very very loose pussy. Love the psychological side of it however. And cumming is amazing as well. Because the tight sphincter keeps your cock firmly in place, it feels like you are shooting into a limitless distance. eevery guy should try it, but don't obsess about it.

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>>687457463

>>687460868
nothing like a good nut

>>687461025
>posting a cancer meme
I can see why

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>>687461133
>implying implications

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>>687456966
>Prostitutes

>>687456464
HARD MODE:
when's the last time you made love?

Been 11 years or so. No one likes a fat guy.

>>687465528
The fact that you call it that means you're not ready.

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>>687465366
Just checked backpage there are like 2 prostitutes in my entire city, I'm scared to know how beaten up they'll be

>>687465883
I have Pop-pop in the attic.
>firing up Netflix

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>>687456464

never.

>>687456464
Who's the girl on the left?

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This past Monday me and two of my friends brought a bitch over to the pad and gangbanged her it was our first time gangbanging a hoe and it was fuckin cash!!!!

>>687465883
nah, I mean not just fucking but a sensual intercourse with a loved and trusted one

Just fucked my gf like 20 mins ago, right when we woke up

>>687466273
Her?

>>687456464
2 weeks ago. It was ok, she came during foreplay and i nutted after like 4-5min. was first time for me in like 8 months

>>687466405
Morning sex is the best kind of sex...my gf wakes me up that way from time to time and I love it

>>687466519
Guessing it was her first time in a while too

>>687456464
6 months ago

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I can pay for it everyday.

>>687456464
I got married April 2004. So April 2004

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>>687466008
More like you're scared of the pussy, man up and fuck a prostitute. Either that or carry on a as a virgin. Only 2 in you're city? Where the fuck do you live?

>>687466618
Yeah some months. Dont think she had planned it, cause realy hairy, i mean how many 25 year old girls have a bush? :S

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>>687456464

I was fucking your mom the other day, and the combination of smells coming from her anus, perineum, and vagina made me so nauseous that I vomited on her shoulder blades, but I kept on fucking because I didn't want to waste a free condom on a filthy whore.

couple of weeks ago in the bathroom of a public library

>>687466839
Canada I'm not lying there are only 2 in my city. And yes I am scared of a pussy that's been fucked by hundreds of guys

2 hrs ago...

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>>687456725

In process~

>>687466256
Fucking hoes is always st8 cash, after all girls are only good for two things.
>sandwiches aren't expensive.

>>687456464
Back in -06

>>687456464
Yesterday. The girl was still a virgin. Bleeded like a stuck pig.

>>687456464
Saturday

>>687466916
Was she brown?

>>687456464
4 days ago

about two weeks ago, but ive never had a gf. Ive fucked about 10 girls and 3 dudes, but i never go beyond that. What gives? am i just bad in bed?

>>687467366
>bleeded

Smh.

>>687466456
Her.

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>>687467019
You wouldn't know the difference between a fresh or a beat up pussy anyway? Just pay the hooker and degrade that bitch the way she deserves.

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>>687467689

>>687467612
>Smh.
What does that mean?

If anyone is willing to help, please spam Mendax5 on snapchat. I know you're not my personal army n all but just if you can. User is nearby and I'll report if anything fun happens.

>>687467899
So much heroin

>>687456464
Last September.

It's been 6 months, the world is a colder place. Send help

>>687467899
Suck my hemorrhoid.

>>687456464
Last Wednesday, but it feels like ages ;_;

>>687467899
Slap my heiny

>>687468047
>>687468095

I prefer the heroin!

It's been almost seven months. How long before they reinstate your V-Card?

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>>687468095
Kek

Tuesday!

Like 3 years ago, but that's only because it's my choice

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>>687456464
Couple weeks. Gf got an infection or some shit so her snatch is out of commission for the time being. Sucks.

>>687467899
Faggot.
>Sydney Morning Herald

>>687467899
silly monkey humour

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>>687468368
>because it's my choice

>>687467714
How about no faggot if I wanted some roast beef I'd go to arbys. Not worth risking getting a STD before I even get started....

2 nights ago.

>>687456464
more than a year ago, with my bitchwife

>>687468392
Prolly a UTI. Make her pee after you're done banging her

>>687457584
jump already faggot!

5 years a go kill me please

>>687467946
Pls someone do this. Dic pix are best. Can be anything, I just want the guy pissed off.

>>687456464
Last thursday. I was too drunk to remember. She initiated.

Threesome last sunday.

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>>687468491
I can't take you seriously. I'm done trying to help.
>Faggot virgin

>>687465876
i disagree. i'm fat. my gf isn't. We fuck daily. all about confidence dude.

>>687468647
Ok I'm on it.

First, I need you to kys.

>>687456464
virgin at 17
am i screwed /b??

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Nov 2013 with a whore.Lost interest in sex since then, i'm not gay or anything.

Day before yesterday in her car.

>>687469046
Sure.

>>687468852
Meh. Long since lost interest in even really giving a shit. I have two good hands for when I need to get the poison out. Otherwise, I'm content to not have to deal with all the bullshit that comes along with getting laid.

Over a year ago.

>>687469056
23 years until wizardry

>>687456464
one week

About to fuck my wife in a few hours

>>687469228
Proof with timestamp

>>687467535
No, white :)

>>687469428
i think you mean 13 years unless the wizard age turned to 40.

>>687469515
On mobile

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>>687457248
>falling for the marriage meme

C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

>>687469646
That's no excuse retard

>>687469515
I'll do what I can though

>>687468093
Flesh light enough help?

Never. Never will. Lost my dick in a blender accident. I miss it.

2 years ago

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Sex
>last night
Getting blown
>right now

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>>687457463

May 26th

Advice needed:

I think a relative of mine wants to do something physical with me. Don't think it's full on sex but I'm getting the vibe that she wants to do/try something.

I honestly have no idea how to approach this...whether it's legit or b8 or if my radar is totally off. Any legit advice would be helpful

>>687469998
Offbyone kenobi

>>687469989
tiny dick

A week ago on my birthday with an escort

>>687456464
6 hours
I also have glorious snapchat gets on a regular basis. dont know if that counts like "sex"

December 5 2015 8:17pm

>>687469748
Ok I can't find him now. If I do, I'll tell what he says. I don't have a computer that can access 4chan, so my phone is the best I can do

>>687470283
Pretty sure my tiny dick is the one getting sucked, faggot. Good luck being a virgin neckbeard forever

>>687470159

Wincest

>>687456464

A few days ago, in the great-room on our expensive chaise, why?

Sunday evening

>>687470447
Lol that anon isn't doing shit son...none of us are.
NYPA

Nobody on here has had sex.