Teleportation

>>687452091
blind

Post cp with out getting banned is my power

hypnotise lolis into fucking me

Whenever you use it, you become nude and extremely horny.

>>687452247
You won't get banned but the police will come knocking

>>687452091
Your a crossdresser who likes anal sex from men

>>687452247
But only on 84chan.onion

the unhindered allpower

Kill people with powerful farts from my ass

>>687452091
You can only teleport 10cm far away

>>687452470
All ways soggy

>>687452470
Before you must eat 10 coconuts

The Sharingan :^)

I'm I'm not talking about regular one tomoe Sharingan. Or even edo tense mango shaingan. I'm talking about Madara's ultimate nice tomow eteneral rinnegane fused with the nine kujubi with perfect edo release and chakara flow, you get the point.

>>687452465
hindered

>>687452280
All the loli's have every STD known to man.

>>687452577
post pasta pls

Know everything

>>687452465
Everyone you see slowly drains your power.

I can bend a increasingly amount of people's will into my own

The power to limit all other powers including my own.

>>687452831
But you must get fucked by everyone

>>687452708

Can't get laid

>>687452943
I would accept that...still can masturbate ;)

>>687452708
Has dyslexia

>>687452831
your own will is weak. you are gullible, cannot resist temptation and start to hate yourself

>>687452192
good one.

>>687452831
You can only make people fart on command. Raising the methane levels of earth to such a high degree, we must all wear suits that have a funnel for the ass of our high-shit commander. And anyone who breaks his ever flatulating law is made to breath in the toxic fart fumes, only to end in a rebellion of a single man.... Lighting.... A.... Match.

>>687453006
Any placement to genital area results in that object being set on fire by an angry space squirrel.

>>687453006

fair enough, Anon

can make a successful thread no matter what it's about

>>687453375
You are Spider-Man

>>687452465
You have it for 1 day

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>>687452577
Bankai.

I'm not talking about regular shikai. Or even regular bankai. I'm talking about ichigo's ultimate fullbring bankai fused with vizard powers with perfect hollowfied reyatsu flow. you get the point.

>>687452577
You have to say exactly these words every time to activate that power

>>687453504
everyone elses power shits on you.

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>>687453456

>>687452918
>>687453056
>>687453212
All bloody hell good weaknesses. I gladly accept

I can always tell when someone's lying

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>>687453983
But you always tell lies that never give hints to the actual truth

>>687453983
You on only lie to others.

>>687453983
but you dont have any limbs or a tongue

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>>687454008

The power to understand everything.

>>687454357
but the only thing you can't understand is yourself

>>687452906
Only way to activate power is to suck a cock.

I can jump 50m

>>687453056
>>687453056
Do I make people full of my flaws too?

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>>687454438
Took a hit in the feels.

the power to smash rocks with my cock

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>>687451928
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

>>687454483
in 1m increments

>>687454483
after you use up those 50 m you can never jump again

My power would be able to be Dr Manhattan

>>687454569
your cock hurts as if you had hit it with a rock

>>687454483
You can only jump 50m when you are not touching the ground. You must find a way to break physics and jump like in a video game. Until then, your power is useless.

>>687454438
NOT A VALID HINDERANCE (OVERRIDES THE DEFINITION OF THE AFOREMENTIONED POWER; SPECIFICALLY: "EVERYTHING", BY DEFINITION, INCLUDES THE SELF)

sorry for all caps. feeling really lazy this morning

>>687452708
Has amnesia and forgets everything

I can freeze time with my mind

I want the power to make anyone instantly have an orgasm if I touch them anywhere (even with clothes on) while saying, "How are you feeling?", also they never, for some reason, piece together that me doing that was the cause.

can hold breath for 24 hours

>>687452346
fucking terrible, consider suicide
>>687452473
this is the only right answer

>>687454683
But then Dr. Manhattan is you.

>>687454714
>you can only use it when you can't
stop being lazy

>>687454683
after you grow bored with this earth and it's people you head out to create life - made out of nothing but blue dongs

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Ghosting. (Flying, invisibility, walking through walls, etc. )

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>>687454683
every day you have to get cucked by night owl. forever.

>>687453983
But you always lie to yourself.

>>687454778
can't unfreeze it

>>687454830
>>687454839
I thought the point was to be negitive

>>687454778
but you get completely frozen also, physically and mentally. however, there is another who lives in an alternate, parallel reality. They are only not frozen when you are frozen and vice-versa. you are not aware of your surroundings when frozen and neither are they. (protip: this one's actually not unprovable. It could be happening right now and you'd never realize)

>>687454778
you get an extremely intense brain freeze every time you use it

>>687454778
including yourself

>>687454732
Fuck you, he posted it on my power. and it hit me in the heart.

>>687454819
It can only last in ten second bursts

>>687454778
Freezes mind also

>>687454819
the breath you take in to do so is 50% farts

>>687454896
That really chaps my ass tbh fam

>>687454870
can't keep your clothes or anything that's not directly part of your body - undigested food , shit etc

>>687454804
Only happens to animals.

>>687454819
you live on mars

>>687454804
Your dick falls off when you first use your power

>>687455015
hahaha next time be less specific in your "powers". It's your own fault.

Be able to rape women without consequences.

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>>687455091
right? no blue dingus for her

>>687454933
Not every hinderence is negative. It's like saying I can fly, but only five feet from the ground. So what nigga? I'm still speed fucking yo bitch over the ocean at moonlight, and flying her back befo yo ass even outta the bathroom

>>687452247
You have the reiatsu level of Imoyama

>>687455244
womyn

>>687455244
it only works on women 80 years +

>>687455244
They are all actually traps

>>687455244
trigger yourself every time you try

>>687455104
Technically, undigested food and shit are part of your body. When you eat something, the cells and other bacteries from your intestines will stick onto it and digest it, making it part of your body. The last stage is the shit, so the shit IS a result and a part of your body. sage

Permanent exponentially increasing pleasure and happiness

Ability to pause the time whenever I want

Able to stop time


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I can survive without water food or air forever without any sort of tissue damage

>>687455608
Crippling depression

The ability to control your own subconscious mind

>>687455608
readings are too strong for brain , you become dull and emotionless

>>687455742
>water food
okay bud

>>687455773
you can't tell when you are in conscious or subconscious mode

>>687455670
But you also pause yourself

>>687455742
You can never drink anything or breathe again leading to permanent feeling of suffocation

Able to hold breath indefinitely

>>687455429
underrated post

>>687455918
Still useful for making decisions etc.
Still would take.

>>687455670
When Time is stopped you age twice as fast

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Everything this guy can do

>>687455918
How do you unpause when your brain is paused?

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>>687456043
you don't

>>687456036
But you severely burn your skin everytime you do something like him

>>687455742
But yourhead explodes everytime you go without water food

Immortality

doubt there's ANYTHING that'd make me not want that superpower

My jizz is a miracle cure for any illness

>>687456036
You can only say words he has already spoken.
You also have to live with the annoyingfat fuck from the first game.

>>687456269
you're shooting blanks for the rest of your life

The ability to ejaculate with the force of your average power washer. Not lethal or anything, but painful and surprising.

>>687456247
Bullets and sickness can still harm you.

>>687456247
you don't die , but you still age

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>>687456247
You are in coma for eternity

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>>687456174
Technically that isn't too bad since he's got super healing so it's k.

>>687456269
You can only produce Jizz while having a large nigger fuck you

>>687456269
But you can only cum twice in your lifetime

>>687456336
Is giving hinderance that literally counters the superpower allowed?

Freeze time.

>>687452470
every fart is a shart

>>687456393
nice one

>>687456385
still would take it

You can jizz money

>>687456451
severe hypothermia

Ability to summon any ammount of money whenever I want

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>>687456385
Worse things could happen

>>687456247
You live in constant, agonizing pain

>>687456582
monopoly money

>>687456536
mexican pesos

>>687456582

It comes from your ass

>>687456581
Ayy ya got me.

>>687456582
But you can't control where that money is summoned can be the other side of the earth or in middle of the ocean

Ability to leave 4chan.

>>687456582
It all has to come out of your asshole

>>687456666
Checked and kekd

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>>687456582
You have to give 99 percent of it to mudslide refugees who may or may not use it into date raping your daughter....or they can just rape people.

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>>687456515
>>687456602

>>687454483
but you can't survive a 50m drop
or
you break your feet everytime you land

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>>687456793
Would still bang

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I am able to get dubs on command

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>>687456772
>leave 4chan

TOPKEK

I can summon any person to fuck, be it a celebrity or someone I met. Basically someone I have seen in some form before.

>>687456330
You can only do it once every five years.
Also, not lethal? Nigga Dolphins cum at 22 some miles per hour, that IS legal, and you are telling me a precise stream of a thick, high powered semen won't only rip up you're dick, but her vagina as well? Nigga you are not Hancock, you are not no super milk man, you are a fucking murdered... LITERALLY a fucking, murderer!
Not lethal to you can be a super power, but you aren't ramming that pig stuck inside a cow or a fucking whale are you?

>>687456772
no internet/other similar inventions, ever again

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>>687456772
Never gonna happen anon-kun you're stuck here with us

>>687456982
When you summon them, they die

>>687454804
you also orgasm yourself everytime you use it

you better start drinking lots of water

>>687456908
everyone gets dubs . every single time

>>687454819
but only above water

The power to bomb Japan

The ability to be immune to all diseases/stds/infections

The ability to shape shift into any animal or person I touch

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>>687457057

>>687457057
Honestly don't mind that, body still be warm hahaha

>>687457146
The drawback is you would never be allowed into human form again

>>687455104
when turning back all of that is missing

>>687456441
Immortality is very vague.
It could mean that you can still die, just not from old age.
God-like immortality is what you want, or superman like immortality, where LITERALLY nothing can harm you, besides a being of equal or greater power.

>>687457119
Having sex goes around your immunity and you get horribly deathly ill every time you fuck

>>687457146
But you stay in that form for 10 years

>>687457119
your natural life span is decreased by half

>>687455244
every BBC can and will do the same to you

>>687454870
it randomly stops

>>687457294
I liked my response better

>>687457265
I wouldn't mind, people suck

Can create life from nothing.

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>>687457119
you are immune to them , but you still carry them and become a walking hive of every known disease to man

The power to become a solid oak plank whenever I feel like it.

>>687455742
you will feel like starving, dehydrating and suffocating all the time

>>687457402
Got a point, lots of chicks are into apes anyways so you got that

>>687457426
You'll stay a plank forever when you transform

>>687457423
that doesn't sound like hindrance that sounds actually pretty neat

>>687455981
only if there's air around your head

>>687457294
I can live with that. I just gotta make sure I don't touch a hamster

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>>687457426
you become his bottom bitch

>>687451928
I'd like the power to see the stats of any person and weakness of said person i look at be it strength speed or how many miles of dick they have had

Power to shitpost infinitely on every board without ever getting banned.

>>687457423
Lmao a walking biological warfare weapon

>>687457119
You cant get them because you already have them

>>687457628
You can only visit /b/

Power to get dubs whenever I want

>>687456247
all pain you ever feel will never stop and stack with every pain afterwards
you will still feel like dying when in dying state (got hit by bullet)
you won't regenerate (severed head? too bad now you're only a head)

>>687457419
It's black and rapes you then steals you TV

>>687457628
Granted but you will never be happy :^)

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>>687456036
you have to live his life

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>>687457202
>still be warm
>hahaha

>>687456394
hurts like assfuck everytime

Power to make myself useless so people wont bother to bother me

>>687457628
You constantly forget words and have a limited memory of what you posted earlier so you often post similar posts

The power to make all white females snap out of their nigger loving brainwashed state

>>687457511
If I turn into a dog I can fuck bitches all day

Has the ability to turn into a female

the power to grow an additional thumb from any part of my body

>>687458013
Keep your dick

>>687456982
when summoned they're suddenly 80 years older and the opposite gender

>>687458013
>can only turn into a feminist female

>>687458013
Get raped and assaulted daily. No longer seen as a human being

>>687458013
appearance so disgusting that noone want s to fuck you

>>687458013
loses any grasp of logic or reasoning...oh wait

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Every time you die you wake up 5 seconds later completely unharmed

>>687458013
Ugly as fuck like not even feminists would tell you you're beautiful

>>687458013
you turn into a female of a random species of animal

>>687457146
but every kind of race only once

>>687458146
Medium kek

>>687458013
You become a selfish bitch... oh hold on

>>687458155
without any skin