I will get married in 10 days.
Let's see.

>>687448475
10 years married.
Weekly sex
Second round would legally be rape.

Married almost five years.

Yeah it's kinda what I expected. Someone to do fun stuff with. Companionship. A dual income is fucking awesome.

But the sex sucks. Chicks apparently get boring after they get married.

Been married 5 years. Get sex about once a week.

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Latino married to Murican here. She works and Im the stay at home dad who has an online business. She has a Master's and I don't, sex is awesome (she was too into books and weed), fell for me, everybody wins. This married life is awesome.

>>687448475
married 20 years. Sex was insane right up until we had kids. At that point the whole relationship circled the drain hard. All we did was work and raise kids. Now they are moving off to college and we can spend time together we have found that we both have changed in 20 years and have nothing in common. So now we both live in the same house and share the same bed but other than that we dont talk to each other. Both of us are old and our bodies are wrecked so neither one of us would reenter the dating scene anyways so we just stay together so we dont have to pay a lawyer and we dont have to live alone.

It really is no wonder the white race is dying out considering how hard society has made it to properly raise children.

>>687448475
the whole things a retarded autistic sham sorry not sorry

its not even on the right side ur hearts on the right...

Married 9 Years, got 1 Kid.
Fuck whenever we feel like it, min 5 times a week.
She still sucks cock like a Champ.

tfw I'm loaded and look like a young Jason Statham.

>>687450160
>Second round would legally be rape.
?

>>687451181
>tfw there are thousands of couples exactly like you.

>>687451894
Basically this. But been married 11 years.

And i dont look like Jason nor am i rich

>>687451181
Then do something new together, like a hobby or watching mutually enjoyed movies. Why do millions of people accept mediocracy like this? Do you just became jaded?

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>>687451181
buy a gun
form a militia
maintain a decent level of health and fitness
encourage others to do likewise
study the arcane arts & classics

>>687451181
Yep.
This is exactly what I fear
Like
Do I kill myself now when I'm young, or do I do it when I'm 40 years old and immensely hurt my children and wife

>>687451181
>Both of us are old
You're like what, around 50 something? Better to divorce now and find someone new to die with

>>687452625
>form a militia
>study arcane arts
I agreed with most of your post but not really sure what you're on about

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>>687452868
do magic and make robots

>>687452626
Why not just not have kids? Being DINKs (Dual Income, No Kids) is fucking awesome.

never do it.marriage is for assholes and dumbshits.
it is an economic albatross.It will end,dont fewl urself and when it does revenge for her being a cunt,whore and sociopathic lamprey she then gets your money.

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>>687448475
>Extend your arm and make a fist
>Bring it high up over your head
>Slam it into your nuts
>Repeat

That's marriage

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if dubs you all get a divorce

>>687452962
So did one girlfriend break up with you in high school and now you are as bad as those "all men are pigs" girls? Who hurt you, anon?

>>687448475
Married 6 years together 10 years. We are best friends. Sex weekly and I blow him in between. We have 2 kids the eldest has autism. They are 5 and 3 years old. Things can be tough with both of us working and raising kids. I got post natal depression but he is an awesome husband and father.

You need to find someone you can honestly be yourself with. We both have the same sense of humor and we get each other.

> how do i greentext?

>>687448475
Married 6 years. Shit's pretty good, not that different from being in a long-term monogamous dating relationship where you live together and share expenses though. We fuck less often but I blame that more on the kids being constant cock-blocks than on the marriage itself.

>>687451181

You have made that choice anon. You are responsible for your happiness, engage her in the process of fixing your relationship. Put her needs above yours, focus on her and you will get returns ten fold. Find a good MFT, even though your kids are out of the house, they still need a mom and dad.

>>687452917
Can the militia consist of robots? There's already a militia in my area but they are weird as fuck and psychotic

Or are we making more /r9k/ users?

>>687453362
Tits or gtfo

>>687453682
>There's already a militia in my area but they are weird as fuck and psychotic
do they wear blue uniforms and call themselves cops?

>>687453787
Sorry buddy.

>>687453269
Judging from his post it was probably a divorce you underage tard. Not everything relates to high school

>>687453864
Im not your buddy. Pal

>>687454114
He's not your pal, friend.

>>687454114
Okay mate.

>>687452725
nah. finding someone else aint gonna happen. Even if we werent old my back is fucked bad and having kids fucking destroyed my wife's body i mean shes in shape but god damn she looks like someone took a chainsaw to her gut.

>>687453570
We dont hate each other we just dont have anything in common any more. She likes to shop and go out partying particularly to the casino and i picked up video games years ago because they were cheap and i could stay home with the kids and still have something to do.

We are kind of like room mates now and its not too bad just next to no pussy but my dick hardly works anymore anyways. Its best we just stay together. It makes the kids happy too.

>>687453911
Nah. I agree with the first guy. Kinda. Most of those MFGTOW (or whatever the hell it is) are just jaded neckbeards who can't get any.

They are like the guys who claim it's because they are religious that they don't get laid.

>>687454326
Dude, your life reminds me of the movie American Beauty. Like literally Kevin Spacey to the max.

>>687454114
>>687454114
You guys are gay.

being married is like
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>>687454550
Some military guy's gonna kiss him, then shoot him in the head to keep him quiet.

>>687454798
Hope not. That was a shit way to go out.

>>687448475
It better than it is shit, and far superior to being single.

>>687453861
>found the nig nog/liberal arts kid

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>>687454326

So you're the "do the right thing" kind of guy, let me tell you, and you should probably know this by now, if your wife was in the same circumstances as you but was good looking enough to attract some thirsty chump, she would have dumped you already, fuck the kids, fuck you and fuck everything, my feelings, my life.

Sometimes i think the only thing keeping women from sluting out 24/7 is that they age and get ugly.

I was married for six months.

>>687448475
Wife & I are fitfags, been married 23 years, & bone regularly (3-5 times week), but we're the only couple we know that does. But we also went through the phase of "spicing it up" with 3somes, swaps, etc, when our friends didnt & just went cold & became resentfu. I dont know any of them that are "happily married". Whenever we get together all they talk about is how miserable they've been for years but cant get out of their arrangements due to money/kids/age.

Anecdotal, as is all of this, but there you go.

>>687448475
Been married 5 years. Sex could happen multiple times a week if I wasn't so fuckin' lazy. On a surprise note, my wife gives amazing head now. She has gradually gotten better over time and is amazing right now. She gives head every time we fuck.

>>687455113
That's all? What killed it?

Don't get married. Ever. I'm an oldfag (37). Married for 14 years now. Two kids.

Married too young. Should've waited until I was near 30. Then I would've been wiser and known not to do it.

To borrow and modify a line from the movie Office Space.

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I got married, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

I will admit it has been getting a bit better. The last half of 2015 had less than 25% of the normal level of stress. 2016 has also been a bit better, but not great.

We had one good three month stretch in 2013. That was pretty good.. we both had never been so happy before or since. Unfortunately that won't be happening again.

Now, at 37, I'm disappointed each morning when I take my blood pressure medication knowing that it'll only extend the agony out longer.

We've had a few things in common before. I can remember at least three or four times where we had a common interest for a few months. Those were kind of nice.

Now I stay at work for hours longer than necessary avoiding going home because I know all that waits for me there is the chance to have just a tiny bit more of my soul consumed by 'The Battle Axe'.

Why not leave? My son wouldn't even consider staying with her. He'd choose me instantly. My daughter tries her hardest to keep things fair and would stay with M'thalgorath the Destroyer of Hope. I'd rather continue to look forward to death each day than have to go without seeing my daughter.

M'thalgorath is also working her way through college. How terrible of a person would I have to be to just abandon her in the middle of that?

The morning after the last child leaves home we will go visit a divorce lawyer.

tl;dr My life sucks, learn from my pain and stay single.

>>687448475
>35 years old
>married to 32 Catholic school teacher
>sex is constant / 4-5 times a week
>we have 2 kids and we still fuck non-stop
>marriage is great so far (9 years)
>wife doesn't bitch when I go to parties or strip clubs, etc.
>feels goodman.jpg

>>687451181
youve found someone you're comfortable with and you can trust to be able to sort things out with when they get weird or bad. maybe its gotten boring now. deep friendships get lost and boring sometimes. maybe now's the time to sit down, talk, find out who she is now. let her find out who you are now. if you guys don't know who you are, that's cool too. youve got at least one more adventure to go on together. see where it takes you.

>>687455246
shit man. I know a lot of people like you and sorta feel sorry for you. Sounds like you married the wrong person. Or she did...

been together for 7 years, married for 3. Everything's nice. No bitching

>>687452927
Mm, but where do I find a girl with life goals that doesn't want kids
Its nigh impossible

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>>687455246
>The Battle Axe

>>687455217
Long story to be honest but I caught her fucking my best of over 15 years ago was also my best man at the wedding

Disclaimer: I have literally no life experience.
In any case, if you consider marriage a bet, it's not a very good one. On the off chance you are a perfect match and will remain one for the rest of your lives, is the simple formality of marriage really a crucial part of your shared happiness?
And in the more likely event of you growing apart over time, as many anons here pointed out, what advantage does a legal tie between you confer?
I hope I won't be coaxed into marriage because as it stands it sounds like a terrible deal.

>>687455367
This is what happens when you marry the right person. All these dumbfags in here who rushed into marriage or married the wrong person only have themselves to blame. I'm like you anon. Wife is cool as fuck when it comes to going out and strip clubs. We fuck a lot still, as well.

>>687448475
Been married 5 years. It's honestly much better than people make it seem. It's definitely hard work so if you're a selfish dick who's just looking to get guaranteed sex and don't want to make sure the relationship is strong, just don't get married. Kids make things harder, and yes the sex suffers after kids. But I love my kids and raising them is hella fulfilling so I wouldn't trade it for better sex. I just wouldn't. I still get laid about once a week and it's still decent. Marriage is worth it in my opinion.

>>687450676

Not mine, mate. I'm almost nine years married, with her for another nine years before that, and our sex life just keeps getting better. She's into anal and fisting now and we fuck at least three times a week even though she's pretty busy.

Of course, not wanting or having kids is a major factor.

>>687455744
Agreed

>>687450676
agreed. When you have kids it gets even less if you don't have any already. I will say having a family you realize how much time you wasted on trivial things

>>687455162
Fitfags are more likely to keep doing teh sexo, cause 1, your libido is a result of your body being functionally healthy as you get older, 2, exercise & just being physically active people, makes you horny, 3, not being a disgusting blob makes you not avoid it.

>fit
>=
>sex

Figure it out fagets

>>687455648

I found one. I hit the lottery, I know.

>>687455732
Judging by your ridiculous post, you'll never even have to worry about being coaxed into the sack by anyone. Your neckbeardery is of epic proportions.

I interact very little with ppl and had one gf that didn't put out because she was saving herself for marriage. I'm actually relieved that i never got married or had kids. I literally live for myself, now. There is nothing a wife can give you that that the internet cannot.

>>687456016
Lucky man
Proud of you

>>687455534

>wrong person

That's another myth, women change, the person you dated is not the same person you marry.
And i don't mean small changes, i mean completely different personality. It's like they keep the mean, bitchy and callous parts all warped up ready to spring 1-5 years after the paper is signed.

Married 11yrs, spouse is a heroin addict, pray I just find 'em dead one day, kill me....

>>687455246
Man that sucks .....reading your story really makes me sad and I wish and truly hope that, maybe, just maybe...things will turn out "alright" for you two. Reading your text however tells me that there is no hope left. You shouldn't force yourself to stay with her, although, you are a brave man and I am happy to hear that your kids are first priority. I wish you all the best for the future and stay safe.

>>687455914
So does a death of a parent.

And it only makes you miserable for 2 years, not 27.

dying parent>having kids

>>687455246
33. thought i'd be smart and wait to marry till about now. said no to someone incredible because i wasnt sure i was mature enough to be a family man yet. she's moved on and now when i look around, all the single women my age are either fucked up from an ugly divorce, wanting an instant mindless sperm-donor to get their baby, or just sullen as sullen and world-weary as i am.

you guys can have all the 18-27 year olds you want. those girls love drama and insanity like a fat kid loves cake.

anyway, hug your wife oldfag. there's an alternate reality where you're me and getting to think that maybe your ship sailed.

>>687450160
>this

And it's usually on a weekend morning. It's basically one of those let's get this over with kinda things. Get on, get a nut, get off me

>>687455246
I share your pain anon....

>>687454475
>MFGTOW (or whatever the hell it is) are just jaded neckbeards who can't get any.
I'm sure that is the case, not denying it, but the alumn and friends I have who seem to follow it (whether they know what MFGTOW is or not) do get laid and have girlfriends or fwb who work full-time. As a cohort many of us studied law and statistics (including alimony laws, rates of women starting domestic assaults v. the man being arrested/charged, etc) and I heard how their moms went batshit nuts when divorcing their dads (and maybe again with a stepdad they got along with). I can't speak for neckbeards or Japs but if the second-wave feminism laws that let women get sue happy for money that's not theirs would be thrown out, I honestly don't think it would have a footing.

I'd just go with a carefully laid out pre-nup but then again my mom is relatively sane and my ex's and I stay on good terms until we lose contact

>>687456216
Christ. Sorry to hear that

>what's being married like?
For me, it's like hanging out with my hot best friend every day (almost 18 years)

>Is it what you expected?
No, I never thought I would be satisfied with one person or that I would have a particularly good marriage really.

>How often do you fuck?
Still quite often (we are old)....two times a week, maybe? If she is on the rag, or I am tired, she will suck on my balls while jerk it and then she will swallow it down.

>Regrets?
None

>>687455648
Not in my social circle... No girl I know wants kids. They are all career-types.

>>687453211
Underrated post

>>687456141
People also change after having kids. Lack of sleep, knowing you care for someone as much as them, idk, but I have seen my friends lives change and they get divorced. Mine got better after my kiddo was born. It meant we get to spend more time as a family and plan things together. When you do get married, make sure to plan things and remember that both of you will have to work on cleaning and caring for your home regardless if it is an apartment or house. I will say don't go and buy a home immediately before getting married. I suggest getting an apartment.

4+ years together anons, thinking of having a kid in 2 years, not rushing into marriage. Any protips ?

Both are in our early to mid 20s currently btw

>>687456060
It is? All I see is a guy taking a logical look at the reality of it. If more people thought through their major life decisions theyd realize it;s not for them and we wouldnt perpetuate this unbelievably disasterous societal mating ritual that ruins millions of peoples lives every year.

Yeaah, craaaazy.

Question for you fags: friend of mine, married for 6 years, two kids, whenever he's away for business he gets a massage with happy ending. Is he cheating?

>>687456755
How old are you? You wouldn't be the first anon to say that about female friends in their 20's or early 30's

>>687455732
You don't have to be the "perfect match". Marriage isn't a game where you roll the dice and hope you got I right, and then if you happen to "grow apart" you pull the plug. That's just what divorced losers say as an excuse for their lack of effort. Everyone grows apart naturally. Everyone gets sick of each other. Everyone looks less attractive over time. Everyone gets complacent. The trick isn't hoping these things never happen, it's combatting them. Love isn't some accidental thing that happens when 2 "compatible" people accidentally find each other. It's something that you DO on purpose every day for your spouse. I firmly believe anyone could marry just about anyone else on the planet and make it a success, because it's not a lottery, it's just hard work.

>>687448475
It depends on who you marry. If you marry the right girl it's great. Nice been married almost 21 years and our relationship and the sex have never been better.

Some of my friends didn't choose as well as I did and those bitches made heir lives a living hell.

>>687456902
Are you happy with her? Still look forward to seeing her? Have you seen her around kids?

>>687453362
>>687453362
Also add I hate drama. If we have a problem we talk it out. That's not saying we never fight but we always deal with it.

All my friends that are married and have problems with their husbands are always the first on facebook to post some vague passive aggressive status about it.

>>687449987
23 days here

>>687456979
Unless his wife knows agrees he can do it, yes.

>>687448475
married 5 years, fuck about 2x a week. No regrets. Have 2 great kids whom I adore. Try to teach them to laugh and have a fucking sense of humor.

My parents were complete assholes and abusive to me. Because of that I waited a long time to get married. Did not want to have their same horrible marriage, or be that kind of asshole to my children. Waiting was worth it.

I'm not perfect and won't raise perfect kids. But they won't have what I have . . . I still wake up in the night angry about what my parents did to me to humiliate me when I was just a little kid.

>>687457132

Yes to all of these

>>687450160
>>687450676
>>687451117
people unwilling to find the problems in heir mairrage

>>687455246
It's like you're living my fucking life

>>687457246
Sounds like a good start to me - old guy

>>687455703
Damn bro, that's really fucked up. I'm sorry to hear that. You managed to bounce back from it?

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im 21, gf is 24 and she keeps nagging be about when are we going to get married. to be honest, a few months ago i was about to propose to her but latelly, she has began acting distanced and avoiding sex over dumb reasons. ive began considering not marrying her and see how it goes in the future. she also really wants us to have a baby but i havent even graduated yet. any tips?

>>687457292
>person unwilling to consuder that marriage itself is the problem for 57% of people

>>687456992
31

>>687457407
no I'm in an asylum, managed to sneak a nextel flip phone with WAP in tho, meds later...

>>687456979
>>687457231
she has no idea. It's just a hand job man

>>687456347
So you are saying not to have kids? I have lost everyone but my parents in my family. I have watched one of my good friends die 10 ft from me. I find my child running and hugging me each day looking up and smiling at me when they get home to be nothing but happiness. To say you hated your child for 27 years is brutal and honestly would you actually tell them that life would have been better without them? That your grandparents death was less pain than you being here? That's just sad, I hope that what ever happened between you two can be reconciled. I don't know if I could live knowing my parents hated me for all these years. It means that their life is really just a lie

>>687457444
Tell her to borrow one and see if she still thinks its a good idea.

>>687457292
Or it just starts to matter less... I've got shit to do.

>>687455744
>>687455880
Question: Why get married? I'm personally extremely reluctant to go there, and would get an ironclad prenup (prenups in my country aren't thrown away willy nilly), because I just don't see a good point in doing it. Was it the ceremony and the message to the world that you chose each other?

>>687455648
Just live on your own.

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>>687457444
>21
too young to marry. Single here though, just an opinion. You should spend your 20s fucking around, doing drugs etc, not raising kids

Married for 10 years,
Sex almosr every day(except shark week), she cums buckets.
Marry a true latina, they are great cooks and love sex, white girls or black girls are lame and lazy.

>>687456060
>not accepting the merit of marriage at face value
>neckbeard
Okay then

>>687457444
Yikes, this worries me, man.

Using sex as a weapon (or at least a manipulation tool) this early is probably not a good sign.

DEFINITELY don't have a baby with her right now, geez.

>>687457563
If you can't tell her about it it's cheating

>>687457444
>Trips...don't do it
>32 year old fag here married 8 years

You don't have a fucking clue what you want in life or in a person for the rest of your life at this point. Shit is gonna change a whole hell of a lot between now and 30. The bitch you marry today will become someone you can't stand in a few years because you're going to be different people by then. If I could go back and tell 21 year old me anything it would be to wait and let shit play out. Then I would know that the hot 24 year old chick I married would turn into a bitter, resentful, depressed, terrible fucking human being. Don't be like all the people in this thread anon. You will get married and have kids. No matter how much you hate the bitch you will love the kids and not want to put them thru tearing their lives apart. So you will drag this out for very long miserable years.

>>687457846
you married?

>>687457578
lol
This is teenage girls idea of what having kids is about.

Enjoy growing up, and fucking up your lives and your kids lives, and realizing your mistake is the same stupid mistake we all make, and only learn when its too late.

>>687457444
Find a new gf.

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>>687457444
Dump her and wait until you find someone younger than you. Girls expire early with few exceptions.

>>687456141
>myth
you fucking knobhead
everyone's story is different, yet I can tell you must not have been honest with each other if you're that buttmad

>>687455039
>liberal arts
>literal autist

>>687457928
Almost 21 years

>>687456767
overrated response

>>687448475
I always tell my younger friends that the secret to marriage is getting to know the other person 24/7 for at least a year. In other words FUCKING LIVE TOGETHER. You need to be around her at her worst and she needs to be around you at your worst. Your marriage is going to be a miserable existence if you bite the bullet only to realize that you can't stand the way she chews her food in private with only you around. Or how she has random bouts of hysteria because she comes from a long line of psychotic women.

IF YOU SURVIVE ALL OF THIS and still want to be around each other, then the marriage will probably be okay.

Sex has been this way for me: young (up to around age 25) would fuck at least 4-5 times a week, almost daily. 25-29 : too fucking busy with work, career social shit, etc - fucking about 2 times a week. Now that I'm turning 30 and she's turning 31, we've been fucking A LOT. The other day we fucked twice and I got head at the end of the day too. I think women definitely get hornier as they get older.

Hope this helps, anon. Been married going on 5 years now but have been living with her for 7.

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>>687448475
39 yr old fag here

>string of gf's through my 20's
>meet a girl, she's dope af
>asks me to marry her after a couple years
>do it cause I loved her
>didn't work out
>divorced after a couple years
>niether of us wanted to be married in the first place, was just a bad choice

Got lucky, no kids, we were working pro's and liked money and trips to europe and stuff. Never again.

>>687454326
I am admittedly biased because I suck with relationshipa buy if she parties all the time in casinos while you play video games your not afraid she is getting fucked by dudes she clicks with at parties?

>>687456979
fucking obviously
it's one thing to have a open non monogamous marriage, but that's cheating

>>687457677
If you're going to commit to someone, do it in the most committed way possible. Refusing to get legally married or signing a prenup is setting the whole thing up for failure from the start. If you went to buy a house and the builder said "look I didn't plan this very well nor did I pull any of the legal permits, so here's a contract saying I'm not responsible when it inevitable falls down in 8 years. Please sign." Are you going to live in that house? No... so if you're gonna get married, do it right and plan for it to succeed.