Ability to shit Gold

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the power to get dubs

>>687443862
Only on Tuesdays

>>687443862
Must eat large amounts of gold to shit out one ounce.

>>687443862
the gold is always slightly larger than your asshole making it tearing and stretch it everytime you shit

>>687443903
but only on 2chan

>>687443903
only when you aren't trying to
>the ability to read minds

>>687443862
Only solid bars

>>687444037
You can't make turn it off. You'll have to listen to everyone's thoughts all the time

>>687444037
But you have to touch their brain

>>687443699
Talking to women.

The laws of quantum mechanics

>>687444037
Only one person a day

telekinetic equivalent exchange
>power to morph objects into something else but only when it has a mass equal or less than the original object

>>687444299
only online

>>687444299
That are related to you

Superpower
Being able to give myself superpowers

Hinderence
Every woman in the world wants to fuck me

Full manipulation of gravity

>>687444374
It costs you an arm and a leg

>>687444374
you have to concentrate on how much of a weab you really are

>Power to bot need air/food/water

>>687444486
only within 30 centimetres of you

>>687444477
dubs

>>687444515
Kekl'd

The ability to morph into someone that isn't a failure.

>>687444486
Hinderence- heroin addict

the ability to overcome any obstacle effortlessly and flawlessly

>>687444616
but only when it will kill you, otherwise you still get hungry/thirsty and can drown, it just won't kill you.

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>Ability to SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT

>>687444711
slowly becomes a faliure

>>687443699
>Have X-Ray vision
>Be blind

>>687444745
blind

>>687444711
You can only morph into Amy Schumer

>>687444361
Seriously guys I'm writing a comic and need a weakness for 'the quantum kid' he can manipulate matter and pretty much do anything that is allowed in quantum physics

Can count faster than the speed of light

Only able to count to 5

>>687444891
Only while he masturbates vigorously.

>>687444891
He's a nigger

>>687444891
he has to read a 4 inch think book about quantum physics before everytime he can manipulate it.

being immortal

C'mon give me some funny answers

>>687445075
Hinderance is mortality

>>687445137
Oxymoron you moron

>>687445075
Has no genitals but still has sexual urges.

>>687444891
>pretty much do anything that is allowed in quantum physics
quantum physics isnt even that well understood yet.
your comic will not be successful because im sure you dont know the first shit about quantum physics.

his weakness could be size maybe?
he can only work in the quantum scale.

>>687445196
Fuck you, thats a valid hinderance

>>687444891
Hes got a bad case of the downs

Super strong Telekinesis

>>687445075
You're either a woman or a nigger

>>687445075
you watch as all your friends and family, everyone you ever love or will love, turn to ash over the time they have. you watch as the new become old and die. you watch as the rise and fall of humanity and everything in between. and when humanity is no more there will be nobody but you to float endlessly in the time space as the earth is swallowed by our dying sun. and even as the universe collapses on itself. you will be there. waiting alone. immortal

>>687445039
>>687445028
>>687445013
thanks guys but I'm really trying to make this a likeable comic, I was thinking maybe his body is always stuck in a state of beta decay

>>687445339
Passes out after useing it for 1/2 second

>>687445339
Constantly causes you to bash your own skull in

>>687445269
Not really, or are you schrodinger's faggot

>>687444891
>loses a random memory

Full invisiblity

>>687445423
Ok fine he's not a nigger, but i think it will really be dificult being a nigger.

>>687445413
Basically me now

>>687443699

>can fly
>only vertically and 3" off the ground

>>687445075
your memory resets every 5 years back to the point where you first realized you where immortal.

>>687445505
Only skin

>>687443862
But you also piss lead.

>>687445505
Only when people aren't looking

Ageless immortality

>>687443903
but it only happens randomly

>>687445575
ur not supposed to hinder yourself dickwad

super boner.

>>687445236
Matter manipulation, time travel, teleportation

I think it'll be fine man

>>687445579
Kek

>>687445470
Top kek!

>>687445505
if he becomes aroused he becomes visible again
>no perving for you asshole

>>687445423
>> beta
Yeah hes a cereal killer

the power to control electricity.

>>687445505
Constantly shits out large quantities of poo revealing your position

Power to get influence, then I ask myself wtf i'm doing... Poor people...

>>687445634
Can only get hard for guys

>>687445656
Teleport only to the EXACT opposite side of the world (there is a lot of water out there man)

Having access to all the information in the universe just by thinking about what you want to know

>>687445656
all theoretical and have nothing to do with actual know quantum phys.

>>687445621
chronic deppression

>>687444891
Archnemesis with the ability to transfer 'the quantum kid' and others into different realities, with different laws of physics which will inevitably change 'the quantum kid's' powers depending on which reality he's in.

>>687444037
but only when you stare into their eyes while touching your dick and licking your lips

>>687445634
Hurts unbearable everytime you get a boner

>>687444477
444477 get.

>>687445767
IQ of 12

>>687445533
Kek, I'll see anon, i might make it So

>>687445767
Always find out what you dont want to know

>>687445075
You got decapitated and now must watch everything forever from wherever you are.

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the power to understand the fucking wikipedia pronunciation guides

>>687445767
have to close 25 thousand mental pop up ads every time you recall a piece of information

>>687445700
is electrocuted every time you use it

Molecular Manipulation

>>687445916
Still cant pronounce them

>>687445916
u have no tongue

>>687444616
but you feed on memes instead

>>687445955
Molecularly destabilized

the power to always get these dubs

>>687445955
Can only make vanila pudding from the molecules

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>>687443699
Power of peace and no war

>>687446057
Only by accident

>>687445776
That's the beauty anon, with quantum physics, it's all hypothetical and it'll be extremely tough to ever prove something can or can't happen with it, it's a wide range of abilities that can change over time.

>>687446057
You remain a faggot

>>687446057
but you only get singles

the power to survive the vacuum of space for as long as desired with no side effects (from cosmic radiation and such)

the power to cum indefinitely
>become the one man bakkake

The ability to override and change reality.

>>687446106
it wont always be mysterious though man.

>>687445533
That's a good get, trip dubs.

>>687443862
>shitting out gold bars
I can only imagine the pain

>>687446142
but you can't liv on planetz

>>687446182
You only have testicles and a piss hole

>>687446142
Have to have your thumb up your ass to do it

>>687446142
can never land on another planet again

>>687446169
only works when within 4 feet of your mother

>>687444733
But can't walk in a straight line.

Omnipotence via the manipulation of the space time continuum

>>687446169
while you're getting fucked by nigger nogger anus clogger

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the ability to have a bottomless cache of all porn ever that i can post to /b/

>>687446182
but you can only change it into mlp universe

>>687446067
I am cool with this, all product no cost.

>>687443699
Ever heard of prosthetics?
One which fully supports, even enhances super speed could be built to negate that side-effect.

>>687446245
Well, so does everyone else once I get the powers
^.^

>>687445805
Already thinking this, one of the first issues he sends himself to another reality and needs to learn how his powers work there compared to his home world. Also one of his enemies is 're diddler' which I'm also writing a series about

>>687446301
Only bottomless pony porn

>>687443699
>ability to control time
>do not age after 30's (eternal life)

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>>687446322
crackhead's dream tho

all the colours and abstract shapes and buildings that look vaguely tim burton-esque

>>687443939
Sure, I'll take it.
Just make sure to eat enough indian and/or mexican a few days before to spew lakes of gold.
Not really a bad side-effect.

>>687446293
extreme boredom and meddling in the affairs of humans causes you to get kicked out of the continuum so you must remain omnipotent but victim to human emotion.

>>687445413
Nice anon