/nzg/ - The New Zealand General: SSDD Edition
Why are IDs even gone?
>>687425100
Thirty seconds? How hard do you refresh the catalog to be that quick?
Good evening fellow kiwis, reporting from downtown Christchurch. Cold or what tonight!
>>687425545
Evening from Dunedin. Colder for you than me apparently!
What's going on in the shaky city?
>>687425042
>Christchurch
Evening, Cold as shit
>>687425515
>Being this new
>ded
ded
>>687425545
According to my rainmeter skin it is seven degrees.
Dead
>>687428822
Seems even colder. Feels lime about two tonight. Can't get warm. Also just started getting a tingly lip and I got no cold sore cream.
Winter. Not a fan. Gonna bitch and moan for the next three months
>>687426466
Howdy Dunners. How's your day been? You at Otago or working?
>>687429566
Dubs
has everyone gotten a life or something?
>>687430264
Maybe? Good for them I guess.
>>687430264
Its just early. Things should pick up in an hour or so.
where can i score weed in [AREA OF NZ]
auckland saying hi
>>687429685
Uneventful day. Went for a bit of a wander before, but that's all. Not studying or working. Full time professional shut-in.
What's going on in your world?
>>687430728
>where the [nudes/drugs/other] in [your city here]?
kill
>>687431036
Not a lot with me. Feeling yuck so wagged uni. Today didn't do anything though. Just went into town and got a coffee. That's about it mate. Decided I'm gonna stay home tomorrow and lie on the couch. Cough splutter bleeeurgh. If I get hungry will treat myself to Nandos. Got my day planned.
Shit I must be unwell. I'm watching vicar of Dibley and I've kekd a couple times
>>687431036
Comfy being a shut in? Live with family?
>>687425042
>Christchurch
Good Evening fam, How are we
Is TC having a fat munt for anyone else? I can't even get past the captcha
>>687432157
A lot of people are saying that.
>>687431716
Good call, for today and tomorrow. Sounds comfy.
Shame about the sickness. Just cold?
Haven't watched Vicar of Dibley for a minute, bloody hell! Good for a laugh though
>>687431858
No, and yes. Probably gonna leave some time later this year.
>>687432157
Cunt's fucked. Just keep refreshing.
I am talking to underage Fillipino chick. Tell m,e what to say to get nudes
Hi friendos :)
when does my qt bf arrive? i've been waiting for him here for like 3 years?
also, how much is ritalin worth in NZ
>>687432614
IDBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>687432621
That you Joshie?
>>687432614
What happened to the 16 year old Taiwanese girl?
>>687432614
tell her to send pics of her peet if she peels like it.
>>687432744
yes hi
<spoiler>nice dubs</spoiler>
>>687432614
how old?
it really depends on how sexually active shes been in the past, if shes masturbated, and how long shes been going through puberty
>>687432621
$1/mg usually
at least it is in Christchurch
what up faggots i deleted my wank bank. happy for me? put my mind at ease. you nude fags should try it
>>687432621
10 dollars a mg usually
>>687433280
>>687433335
This is a big discrepancy, im assuming $1 mg is correct.
I just got prescribed them, not gonna sell them but i'm interested to know why they make such a big deal over them...
>>687429685
sorry to hear about your coldsore anon, i know your struggle.
>>687433656
its the $2 shop drug of meth.
>>687433004
No idea. Lol. How to ask, oh 17
>Christchurch
>>687430264
If by life you mean either drinking heavily or playing LoL/CS:GO, then yes. I have a life
>>687432614
how to rape her over the internet?
Pls don't bitch about the cold in winter.
From Ben
>>687433950
how long have you been talking to her?
>>687434395
Just super recently. Less than a week.
>>687433656
$1/mg is about right, to the right person, users like to hustle.
I easily manage to sell them for $.85/mg
>>687433656
I'd change docs bro, that shit will give you an addiction you will never fully get over
>>687434482
stop it u queer cunt lol for all u know its a dude pretending lol ...
>>687434539
>"Take a seat"
>>687434352
Simply tell them you don't want to rape them. Not rape=rape now.
>>687434539
I am so drunk I dont care. I wait for nudes of that thing!
>>687425042
Ask an Otago University student anything
>>687434669
Got a sharpie?
>>687434614
litterally just ask her for nudes. she will appreciate you being blunt rather than just dragging it out
>>687434614
hahaha
>>687434798
Yes
Thanks for your question
>>687434811
>>687434835
oh fuck u guys roflI came for advice!
Fuck up about that piano jail bait scum
>>687435040
faggot!
>>687435035
Ever stuck sharpie in ya pooper?
>>687434352
>>687435259
No
Thanks for your question! Keep them coming!
>>687433721
> Coldsore
First world problems I know. But shit it really sucks.
>>687435503
Consider sharpie in pooper.
>>687435503
where the dunedin nudez at?
>>687435503
Why are IDs even gone?
>>687435808
I wish I could supply you with Dunedin nudes but I am busy answering your questions here instead of meeting girls
>>687435661
Is that a question or a statement?
cant even have a good wank in this cold
>>687435942
I wish I knew. If I had the knowledge I would happily let you suckle at the teat of my brain so that you may also have the knowledge
>tfw don't have enough blubber to hold in heat so I just end up feeling like a popsicle during winter constantly needing but never getting cuddles
>>687435981
>687435661
It shouldnt ever need to be a question but an immediate reaction to previous answer
>>687434526
I have ADHD and anxiety, imma be on drugs for the rest of my life regardless, might as well do it properly. But thanks for your concern
>>687436112
I guarantee you do not want to see a sharpie in my pooper
>>687436094
come lie under me :) ill share heat with you
>>687436276
You're know not what i want.
Sharpie in Pooper or Riot
>>687434669
Does Dunedin have Nandos.
I'm fucking mad for Nandos I don't know why. Maybe dropped on head as baby.
t. You will find me once a week at Courtenay place Nandos, which is usually full of Somali and Iraqi taxi drivers. Usually my friends are interest so i don't care if I eat on my own.
>>687436094
>tfw missing putting my cold hands between exs fat legs
>>687436221
How much for Ritalin ?
>>687436387
tbh I don't really like internet flirting when I'm cold
>>687436440
Wearing muffs as muffs!
>>687436431
Not the guy you're asking, but we've got a Nandos. Fuck all else though, so you're lucky.
>>687436431
We know each other without knowing each other.
>>687436431
Dunedin certainly does have a Nando's.
I haven't been there though.
>>687436408
With grammar like that you don't even deserve a plain pooper! Let alone a pooper with a sharpie inserted inside!!
>>687436588
Seriously? We have so many good restaurants.
Nando's being at the bottom of the list
>>687436653
What is your gender identity?
>>687436570
me neither but the loneliness is having a greater physical toll tbqhwy qt
>>687436736
I identify as a male
>>687425042
Question
If NZ is so good why are so many of you in aus
Seriously, fuck off
Any one know where to score Os in Wellington?
>>687436902
Because there's more money to be made in Australia and Australian employers are extremely willing to hire Kiwis because we actually work instead of fuck around all day.
I'm sick of hells pizza. Friends eat there to be edgelords. Overpriced small pizzas.
Do pizza hut all the way. Remember dad driving me to Eagle Boys pizza when I was kid like almost every other weekend. Awesomest Sat nights ever chowing down on Eagle Boys with a can of l&p and moro bar. Felt like winning kid lotto.
>>687436902
>so many in aus
Most are maoris
>Tobacco tax is racist
>>687437086
>kiwi
>working
>kek
>>687434138
oh oops
>>687436715
I'm not sure if you're Chch or Dun anon, so I don't know who "we" is.
Dunedin has some good places though, just bugger all in terms of average-tier chains/fast food.
>>687435040
Why was this deleted?
what yall doing this long weekend?
O'm taking my sport scar to my holiday home at the beach.
Gonna vape some weed, drink some fine wine, maybe a slow meat cook. Bang my woman, play some tunes and have a fire.
>>687436593
Yes you're right. We know each other very well.
We can communicate without words. Our paths will cross one day and we'll both get that shivvery feeling. This makes me feel good.
>>687437123
damn i miss eagle boys :(
>>687437242
>Sport Scar
You care to explain?
>>687437189
By "we" I meant Dunedin.
We have all the fast food chains and this is a student city so of course there's a fucking abundance of middle-tier restaurants
I am very cold. Someone name a game that is going to stress the fuck out of my PC so I can heat up my room. I don't own a heater.
>>687437459
The lack of a Carls. Jr and Burger Fuel spring to mind.
Filadelfio's do bloody good pizza though, and that's an Otago-only place.
>>687437703
Solitaire
>28 posters
>102 replies
LMFAO just stop guys, this is embarrassing
>>687437242
leave the wife and take me tbh
>>687437848
Holy shit man I'm not made of GTX1080s
>>687437741
You got me there, but we do have 2 Velvet Burgers which are better imo
>>687437703
Write a code in notepad that will open notepad over and over again. Save it as .exe. Toasty buns.
>>687438046
>~4 replies per person
What's the problem?
>>687437741
There's a place in Beckenham chch called Filadelfios. Maybe same owners and expanded? Is it Italians?
>>687438059
Its funny because they overheat
>>687438144
Checked and kekked
>>687438164
How fucking new are you?
>>687438200
Checked.
I dunno, there used to be one in Chch but last I saw they'd taken the listing for it off of all their media.
>>687438274
wheres the tank guy?
>>687438908
He went to war.
>>687438981
sad days
>>687438423
Exactly. That's the cool thing about Kiwi threads.
> 300 replies. 34 posters.
You get can real decent convoys happening.
is there anything happening in auckland at all besides depression
>>687438908
he's right here>>687438908
>>687439751
auckland is and always will be garbage
>>687439751
depends on how much weed you have
>>687439864
anonbashing a whole city
can you even pleb any harder haha
>>687439911
isnt the drought still in effect or is weed back in auckland?
>>687440139
>drought
bruh what drought. been easy to get for the last few months..
>>687440001
>haha
>>687440001
no counter argument
can you even pleb any harder haha xD roflmao
687440001
Nice get faggot
>>687440259
havent found anything east auckland for weeks man, fucking sucks
i need to make more friends
>>687440420
>420
>drought
Rip.
>>687425042
Night fam
>>687440984
G'night, edgelord. Stay comfy on that couch.
>>687440273
>anime
facebook /SpyNewsNZH/videos/1140856199287410/
as good as paul henry
>>687440420
east auckland? shit mate you need to head south
>>687441269
>on an anime website
Help fellow NZ aspies, my sheep has been giving lusty looks to the ram next door and I don't know what to do to keep her faithful
>>687441504
ewe need to fight the ram to the death
Shrek 2 was filmed in NZ
>>687441452
>/b/
>anime website
>>687441623
your mum played shrek cunt
>>687441504
Full her full of your cum, slaughter her, marinate her meat in your jizz and send the chops to Australia, as always.
this guy ships his rap to nz check emm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYj9Wci-hSg
>>687441706
you stole that from that shitty nz comedian
>>687441781
1. All NZ comedians are shitty.
2. I don't watch NZ comedians because they are shitty.
3. That joke is older than you.
>>687441901
rhys darby is funny the first time, but he doesnt have new jokes since his first show
>>687441901
I agree on all three points
>>687441970
Look! I can STILL make funny noises!
>>687442043
rhys darby = dai henwood
pepsi to coke. same fucking shit
>>687442164
oh fuck seven days is hilarious i just remembered
tfw
never kissed a guy
never held hands with a guy
never hugged a guy
never cuddled in bed with a guy
never been happy in my life
ill give someone everything i own to kill me right now
>>687442496
Where you at?
>>687442496
Where you live and you got any good games?
>>687442636
Fuck off, cunt, I got first dibs.
>>687442593
>>687442636
At first I read replies like you wanted to know me, then i remembered the last bit ;_;
..instead of kill me, you can hold me down and rape me
>>687442636
>>687442755
dont fight
just threesome
>>687442755
HEY FUCK YOU MAN YOU CANT CALL DIBS FUCK YOU
>>687442832
I want to come and play games with you though... I have no interest in raping you. Sorry.
Joshie pls.
Stop trying to rape newfags.
>>687442839
Dubs says I can call dibs
is sumone gona die tonite
>>687443045
Dubs says you cant
>>687443087
awk
>>687443078
Only the man that I used to be. Also about 100,000 african babies
>>687443087
Too bad you didn't get dubs then, you can't say shit.
>>687443204
dubs says kill yourself
>>687443283
awk
any of you cunts with 161 battery ?
>>687443387
I only have AAs. Sorry.
>>687443387
ask tank guy when he comes back from the war
>>687439819
where da nudes
>>687443741
Under my clothes. $4.99 for the first minute, then $15.99 per minute after.
>>687443876
any good tho?
i hate you Australians
Anyone from auckland keen to chill?
>>687444091
why?
>>687444145
Depends. What do you want to do?
>>687444145
thats a bit ambitious my bro what part are u in
>>687442955
s-sorry for making it weird, do i have you on steam? im JTRealms x
>>687442982
did you tell your friends you found a job?
>>687443387
Any decent looking hookers on the shore?
>>687444214
drink, get stoned, play vidya, find a party, go to a bar... Don't mind man
>>687444247
The shore bro
>>687444145
If you pay for hookers
>>687444298
>>687444201
don't get mad at me you guys got a shitty smaller island and act the same as them but say your different
>>687444249
None of them seem to post here anymore.
>>687444306
fuck man how desperate
>>687444342
could be a shore thing bro do it
>>687444342
ive been up there before bro its nice as.
>>687444434
i asked a question im not getting mad ballbag
>>687444447
>so close
We've yarned before, but I'm too new to recognise you
>>687444447
so close to a get qt
>>687444314
>party
>bar
You sound too extroverted for me. I am going to hide in my room.
>>687444574
You should add him on steam, me and him have been bff for like, 2 years now? he's seriously a top bloke and 10/10 banter
>>687444434
Act the same as what? Australians? You have never interacted with Kiwis before, have you?
>>687444249
Not on steam yet. I will add you. I am ultimateballoon
>>687444475
This is 4chan, we don't judge here
>>687444876
I haven't got Steam, sorry. God knows what kind of trouble you're trying to sign me up for, anyway.
>>687437157
Il fuck your dog cunt
>>687425042
So, I'm thinking of going to work to NZ for a year or so next year .... haven't decided yet. Love the adventurous spirit. I have one main question:
Do you eat kiwis? or are they endangered or something? How about their eggs?
>>687445657
>eat a kiwi
that's my dream. They'd be easy as to catch too. I want a kiwi omelette.
>>687445657
they're delicious and all over the place like pigeons
despite popular belief they can fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
>>687445657
Nah mate we only eat niggers over here
>>687445849
that's great! But how do you chew over the tough meat?
I know kiwis are cute, but from my experience cutness never means locals don't eat it ... in my country we eat this little fucker.... I'ts very exotic food tho..
>>687445657
Fantastic place here, you must definitely come visit us.
That image is clearly photoshopped though. A kiwi that size would still be yellow on the inside, its not until they're full grown adults that they turn that sort of green. We have serious problems with people poaching them, particularly the younger ones who haven't been able to breed yet, hence why the population is in decline. If you can still fit both hands aright round the body of the kiwi, it is too small, as well as possibly facing criminal charges, you are contributing to the declining population of the kiwi, if you are offered one so small in a restaurant, you should refuse it and contact DOC - The Department Of Comestibles
>>687444447
Who were your friends that don't post here anymore?
>>687444876
2 year bff and you haven't let him put it in your butt yet?
>>687446618
im super gay and hes super straight :/
tfw have to shit but wearing a comfy onsie and have to get naked in the cold just to poop.
>>687447302
no poop flap?
what kind of onsie pleb are you
>>687447484
The buttons hurt my bum bum when I sit.
>>687447127
Put a wig on
>>687447610
That's why you sit on your knees like in glorious Nippon style, you filthy gaijin
>>687447720
I've offered it many times
