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>>687416107
You're such a pushover.
>>687416200
it's, uh, part of my charm
Sluts in butts.
>>687416269
You'd be a good housewife.
>>687416353
bslutt bluts
>>687416357
you intentionally said that to cause me pleasure and oh my god it worked
>>687416324
what's your favourite landscape to paint?
>>687416447
I can just see you in that norman rockefeller tableau of domesticity.
>>687416581
with my hair up and the apron and the broom just waiting for my man to come home from work and put his dick up my ass
yes
Furries are a fucking disgrace to the humankind. Furries are sexually abused in their youths who are morbidly obese in the present and are basement dwellers. I wish there would be a new Hitler who would kill all furries.
>>687416838
I don't think norman rockefeller would've drawn that.
>>687416437
Kitty, I can't concentrate.
>>687416521
The works are pulled between the Mojave Desert and the Texas Hill Country.
>>687417143
A-FUCKING-MEN
>>687416581
You mean Norman Rockwell?
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>>687417316
YES I KNEW SOMETHING SOUNDED WRONG THANK YOU
john d rockefeller
>>687417194
but if he had it would have been a picturesque and soulful depiction of the true American Dream
>>687417513
Getting your boypussy pounded isn't the American dream ~I~ remember.
>>687417213
why whats wrong?
>>687417595
well, my dream at any rate
close enough
>>687417229
can I see?
>>687417417
pls let it go
>>687417684
Porn keeps distracting me.
>>687417830
You have a month of this shit
>>687417830
I don't have them on my computer anymore. The HD failed and i lost everything.
>>687417774
How did you turn this gay jesus
>>687417880
lol you cant complain about that
>>687418000
hello, jamskabibble
>>687418167
Katten.
>>687418128
I think it's dom's fault
also that was, uh, intentionally extreme for the sake of comedic effect
>>687418317
Dom is the worst stop being influenced by him.
>>687417927
might just make an ironman and kill myself
>>687418000
i've always wondered. Why do you browse these threads? All of the avatarfags at least post furry stuff very rarely but i've never seen you post anything furry or even talk about it
>>687418379
no he is my good friend and I like him
just as much as I like you
you two are my intellectual yin and yang
>>687418498
Boredom.
>>687418498
>All of the avatarfags at least post furry stuff very rarely
JUST WHEN I FORGOT HOW NEW YOU ARE.
>>687418632
He's the intellectual equivalent of a piss-soaked homeless man whose drunken shouting occasionally comes out in verse.
>>687418773
he reminds me to take it easy sometimes
>>687418717
how did you stumble here?
>>687418773
you're telling me you never posted anything furry?
>>687419073
Not at all, I'm the OG avatar furfag. You just arrived so late you missed the veritable army of men who didn't have a single furry image saved.
>>687419071
I guess his slow atrophy could be construed as meditative.
>>687419073
Years ago I showed up and asked questions.
>>687419326
as long as I'm getting a positive message out of it, right?
>>687419464
Take it where you can get it, yes.
>>687419669
think I'm gonna get in bed now
>>687419326
i've been here for almost a year now idk what you're talking about
>>687419389
and why did you stay if none of this interests you?
I've been here all summer
>>687419790
Goodnight you disturbingly queer homo.
>>687419844
There's my daily reminder that I am the second longest-lasting poster still remaining.
>>687419844
Boredom.
>>687419954
Ive posted generally around the same time as you. Unless you were here around 09
>>687419954
who is first?
>>687420013
awful way to spend bored time
>>687420173
Not with a name. There's no historical record of you at the time I'm talking about. Anyone can claim they were here forever.
>>687420272
Dom. Oh, actually, make that third, scales predates me too.
>>687420323
how would you say g/fur is today to when you first started?
>>687420323
I almost regret letting cocks convince me to get namesync.
>>687417143
>morbidly obese
I am SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT, thank you
>>687420272
There are worse ways.
>>687420323
Slide that scale back at least one more.
>>687417143
Overweight, ugly, perma-virgin, basement dweller here.
>>687420553
Vastly diminished standards all around.
>>687420721
You're almost never here so I didn't count you.
>>687420559
So many things to regret.
>>687420272
You think these motheruckers can be tamed. I know a guy selling lynx kittens. Be cool as fuck unless it trys to maul me. Gony get one anyway see hoe it plays out.
>>687420801
Not suiciding when I had the chance.
>>687420862
Nothing can go wrong.
>>687420877
You no longer have the chance?
>>687420594
do you relate in any way to anyone here?
>>687420801
what do you mean?
>>687420862
I mean it can't be that bad until he grows up and fucks you up
>>687420801
I was referring to Chaplain but if you didn't count me, two spots. Can't keep a good shitposter down, I'm like herpes like that.
Label your threads correctly or find another board faggots.
>>687421041
Here currently? No.
>>687421041
Once upon a time the threads were innately factional, with a much clearer division between porn posters and tripfags (later namefags later avatarfags as /b/ progressed into purer anonymity). The antagonistic relationship between the factions kept people on their toes and forced the kind of stimulating conflict that we've mostly lost.
>>687421093
Chaplain is ~never~ here.
>>687420984
No
Its like sex, there's a deadline.
>>687421200
how about not here?
>>687421358
so basically you were just mean to non-avatarfags?
>>687421358
He'll be back. Always comes back.
>>687421609
>>687421514
Some more than others, one in particular.
>>687421407
I'm quite sure that's not true. Suicide is an option as long as you're alive.
>>687421514
Not myself in particular, I sort of bridged the divide (and in doing so fought constantly both with dallas' faction on the one hand and the furfags on the other) but yes, that hostility forced something of a higher caliber of furry shitposter.
>>687421515
Everyone does eventually, don't they? I mean, you can even sight a rare mr. wat once in awhile.
Guts, guts never came back.
>>687421706
who's that? Is that guy thats always calling out for you?
>>687421747
begs the question why would avatarfags not make their own threads
>>687421747
Well, I guess
>>687421839
You're too new to understand just how ubiquitous the philosophy of doing it for the lulz really was, but suffice it to say without anyone to laugh at that isn't possible.
>>687421959
Literally the case.
>>687421839
What guy? And no. He doesn't come around at all anymore, not for quite a while at least.
>>687421839
>begs the question why would avatarfags not make their own threads
On a different board. /b/ has a lot of cancer and the furr-faggots are are large part of it. /b/ can't be random if there's 100 of these cancerous threads a day.
>>687421988
yea you're right I don't understand it at all.
>>687422084
i think his trip has the word vapor in it. When he wants to see you he starts spamming the threads
>>687422206
i don't get it
>>687422410
And you never will.
>>687422410
Oh. That's Sky. No, it's definitely not him. I can't relate to that little spaz at all.
>>687422566
you always know how to make me feel better
>>687422694
why is he so obsessed with you anyways?
So waifu are transformed through reality into cats. You're so cute after all, liking reality and not only fantasms of it. Guess the truth comes from reality and not frop the image you have of it. Still, trips get dubs (although I'm right, waifu can still communicate indirectly)
>>687422765
It's not just me he's obsessed with. He's a spaz.
>>687422947
he's not from these threads right? Where'd ya meet him?
>>687423104
In the other place.
>>687424344
>>687425151
Who are you?
>>687424618
makes sense they're all lunatics there
>>687425307
Maybe,
>>687425723
I must know.
>>687425660
okay then
>>687426066
What does your name start with?
>>687426160
I think they're about the same as you all.
>>687426551
I find them really strange
>>687426873
I am no good at guessing games.
>>687427016
They find you really strange.
>>687427340
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y7-L92sT_IM
>>687427340
im not saying they're strange just because they're straight they are actual weirdos in the way they behave. Like most of the people here are actual functional people but they are just shut ins
>>687427835
I'm afraid I am unfamiliar with who you are.
>>687427873
They've got jobs, friends, they go to school where applicable, just like you.
>>687428158
i guess I just got a shitty sample
Don't you just love that Neil deGrasse Tyson..
>>687428537
Maybe. Or you could not recognize your own weirdness.
>>687428647
I do.
>>687428846
i know I'm weird but it's not on the same level. Last time I was there they were talking about ponies and someone said he had a pony tatoo
I like men, im pretty sure that in of itself is pretty weird.
>>687429016
I don't think you went to the same place.
>>687429178
it was definitely s/fur. I even remember the guy's name I think it was moony
Sluts
>>687429400
That is not at all what I was talking about. Not at all. You went to the wrong place, friendo.
>>687429428
Shitbutt.
>>687429592
my bad.
what place were you talking about?
>>687429592
Oh its you. Figures.
>>687429582
>>687429718
The animu threads.
>>687429725
Were you expecting someone else?
>>687429934
No not really, though I am a bit disappointed thats apparently still the best you could come up with
>>687429934
are those still a thing?
>>687430039
It's the easiest. It's literally only one letter away.
>>687430131
Yes, just not here.
>>687430213
do you go on 8ch?
>>687430213
>>687430226
Wow I didn't know you could cure Niggerism. She will be white and sucessful in no time.
>>687430367
Not really anymore. The community died when it moved there.
>>687430415
>>687430289
hahahahah
>the moment when you shitpost a dead thread
>>687430535
what a shame
Not sure why I posted s/fur
>>687430652
this thread? It's not ded
>>687430719
technically it was still g/fur
>>687430661
Self moderation and a lack of fresh blood made it so.
>>687430694
Hmm.
>>687430831
True enough.
>>687430831
Girl on girl is still straight.
>>687430957
I'll just post googly eye stuff then
