>>687408783
nothing

wait for the military to clear out the zombies

>>687409181
you could be waiting a while though. you wouldn't take 5 things just to increase the chances of living?

Sleeping bag
Baseball bat
One hand grenade for me
10/22 ruger
brick of ammo

>musket
>penut butter
>hentai
>butt plugs
>whistle

>>687409395
You sound like a bitch

>>687408783
Dynamite, Dynamite, Dynamite, lighter, quran

>>687409327
okay 5 100 dollar bills.

>>687409527
kek

>>687409670
society has collapsed and those pieces of paper now have zero value

Blender, fleshlight, lube, duct tape, first aid kit

>>687408783
>Fleshlight
>Machete(TM) licensed dildo
>Water based lube
>Buttplugs
>Matches/Fire Starter

1) Some book on survival crap
2) sleeping bag
3) bite resistant stuff to wear, whatever such armor fits
4) as much strong metal wire as I can fit (to build fences, barriers, hammocks to hang from high in a tree)
5) radio to listen for any human help

>>687408783
Condoms
Rope
A sock
Lube
And my rifle

>>687410021
u literally have no weapon though, you'll be dead in a week

>>687409939
no it didn't lmao. The military would fuck up the zombies in less than a day

>>687408783
Jus fil it wit a bunch o sammichs and koolaid packets. N case I needa stop for a snack nd a nice refreshing beverage

>>687410303
OP here, in this scenario there is no Military or Nat. Guard or Police. Everything went to shit

1. The combination bludgeon/hatchet my friends and I made.
2. A thick leather outfit.
3. A helmet.
4. A radio.
5. A first aid kit.

I'm in the LA metro area, so everything else I'll need is within a relatively short distance.

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1. crowbar, never dulls, be used as cane, break in to non wooden doors. also can be used a bar to keep a door closed
2. one of those crank flashlight (even tho they are not bright, no batteries needed)
3. rope... whether is is for first aid to fashion a bow, shelter or for defenses will be useful
4. knife. used for small combat, crafting traps or weapons is extremely useful.
5. a large canteen or some sort of water carrying device

>>687410303
>>687410423
better chose 5 items quick smart before you get eaten

>>687410423
but why wouldn't there be a military? the country would have been fucked up long before a zombie apocalypse. your scenario is shit and so are you

Crowbar
Fryingpan
Radio
Fire starter
8 string guitar

>>687408783
>Okay /b/, a zombie apocalypse just broke out.

That is literally biologically impossible.

>>687410781
dude this is just supposed to be a fun thread can u just gtfo

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>>687410855
8 string guitar? wow, huge flaming faggot detected

>>687408783
Tachi
Kodachi
Carabine .22
Pistol .22
Bigest .22 bullet pack.

>>687410889
I know, but this is just for fun. You don't need to get all biology major on me

Jetpack
Flamethrower
Second backpack
My maltese
trail mix

>>687408783
this is fucking easy, here we go:

>nudie mag
>headlamp
>pocket pussy
>lube
>roll of toilet paper

/thread

>>687410921
This scenario would never happen in real life and if it did you would die the first day so what's the point? Consider suicide

>>687410588
hatchet sounds dope, post pic

>>687411075
dude what's your problem lol

>>687410997
Because I'd love to spend my days alone from everything in silence

>>687408783
cigs
weed
alcohol
matches
butterfly knife

The cure for zombificaton
A cure for zombification
Le cure for zombification
That cure for zombification
My fap sock

>muh ak101
>muh 5.56 barnaul ammo
>waterfilter
>firestarter
>canned beef

>>687408783
A samurai
An airplain
A gas station
A grocery store
Another samurai

>Crowbar
Durable melee weapon
>Water Proof Poncho
You will get sick and die if always wet
>Extra Pair of Socks
I dont feel like getting trench foot or some fucked up foot infection
>AAA Battery powered lighter
Finding batteries is easier than lighter fluid
>Cyanide pill
Ohhh Fuck

>>687411365
smart lol

The cure
The virus
revolver with 1 bullet in it
sharpie
Bag of pebbles

Alright first things first
1 water
2 my brothers stupid sword
3 my pipe & weed
4 a banana and ice..

1. I put a larger bag in the bag.
2. I put a larger bag in that bag.
3. I put a larger bag in the 3rd bag.
4. I put an even larger bag in that bag.
5. I put in everything.

Assuming I had a place to stay for a bit

>loaded gun
>some cookies n milk
>wine
>joint
>some comfy blanket or whatever

Zombies are gonna be spooky as hell, I'm guessing there's nobody who could ever fight them off alone because that's fucking stupid. Dying by slowly being eaten alive by zombies would be pretty shitty, I'd get drunk and high and the off myself, assuming I could

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2 shoes(one left footed, 1 right footed).
2 socks
1 hat(protection from the sun)

>>687408783
>Mai waifu
>Mini nuke
>Knife
>Gun
>Ammo

>>687411365
This guy
4 vodka bottles

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>>687411075
>taking a fun hypothetical scenario on /b/ this seriously
>telling other people to kill themselves

>>687411008
>Carabine

You would prolly ditch most of it in the first week, your not a call of duty character with endless stamina. Carrying shit sucks, and your firearms will get dirty overtime. You prolly wont be able to clean them too well.

>>687411807
Then*

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10/22 w/ drum mag and small silencer
lockpick gun (raiding residential areas that all use shit locks)
maps of my immediate surroundings
a headlamp with red filter (red doesnt travel as far isnt as easily perceived at night)
crowbar axe combination with crowbar points straightend, and filed down to a sharp point

A bitchin' slide whistle
Brock's frying pan (can double as a drying pan)
Blue Eyes White Dragon
Danny Devito
Chef Boyardee's Overstuffed Beef Raviolis

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>>687408783
Bologna sandwich x2
Sunglasses
Fingernail clippers
Mosquito repellent

>>687411980
But you have tachi, kodachi and pistol. You can take all the time you want to clean the carabine.

>>687408783
What kind of zombies?

Knife
Flashlight
Fire Kit
Medicine Kit
Screwdriver

1. Nuclear device
2. Detonator
3. Joint
4. DMT
5. Picture of me and my family

food
Water
Bat
Phone
Extra clothing

>>687412511
>Phone
for what?

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firestarter log
flyswatter
glock 17
raw pumpkin seeds
space jam dvd

Another bag, air, memes, my glow in the dark razor scooter, buttplugs

>>687411075
>Only person in this thread having these issues.

1. Guitar + electric tuner
2. Rope
3. Year's supply of hot fries
4. Year's supply of Fanta soda
5. Year's supply of batteries for electric tuner

Find a nice hole, tie up rope for suicide if I think I'll die, spend a year practicing guitar even though I like piano more, wait for militia to naturally form and save me, act as bard for militia. Offer them a bag of hot fries.

Water
Medical supplies
Good flashlight
Rope
Small knife

Then I'd just go into my shed and build a fucking homemade halberd.

>>687412599
Check for service? See if wifi is on anywhere. Offline map of city already installed. Entertainment. Radio. Compass. It is also implied id bring the charger.

>>687408783
Some snacks. A towel. Meh I'm good.

10 kg cocaine, Dragon glass, Mithril neckbeard, fleshlight, newborn black baby with mouth sewn shut.

>>687412812
>Hot fries
>Fanta
Mah nigga

>>687413069
>>687412812
These guys get it.

You spend your whole day quarantined in your room anyways, what's gonna change besides no easy entertainment and food?

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>>687411859
>>687411572
>>687410588
>>687408783


These are the only people who would last more than 2 weeks.

>>687409395
You are going to be carrying around a backpack with a brick of ammo and a sleeping bag and a bat.
>sleeping bag gets dirty
>ruger wont be properlly cleaned


>>687410021

40 pounds of metal wire and a sleeping bag with a full set of armor. Nigga you will get 2-3 miles and rest, and repeat. You will eventually ditch the wire and the sleeping bag. Your armor will get dirty as fuck and you will get ringworm all over the place from scratches and poor hygiene.

>>687410855
Crowbar and radio are your only non retarded choices. You will last 6 days tops.

>>687411008
50 pounds of Weapons, 5 pounds of ammo?

You will ditch the carbine in about 3 days, and the stupid weeaboo shit a few days after if you arn't dead. You are probably overweight and very nonathletic. You will roll your ankle and die.

Most of your tards will get pack rash, fail to clean your firearms, get ring worm, get sick, and die.

>>687410423
Fuck yeah. I'm raping everything.

Ok here goes.
A hammer
Some Wd40
a tap
a die
propane

O.M.G My phone!

>>687413258
They're good, my man.

>>687408783
Guns and ammo, I can just shoot fags like you for all the things I didn't take with me myself.

>>687413567
Underrated

>>687413779
Mfw everybody has your plan and doesn't bring anything to the party

>>687408783
hatchet
fire starter
flashlight
any pistol with ammo

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>>687408783

>Machete

Good choice, but how's he fit in the bag?

>>687411539
kek nice

Pistol
Assault Rifle
Flashlight
Riot Gear
Sleeping Bag.

>>687413963
Even a hi-Tec

>>687408783
>tent
>sleeping bag
>pillow
>phone for calling for help and /b/
>my hamster
^_^

>>687413959
Wasn't voting Sanders the cause of the zombie apocalypse anyway.

>>687413963
Even a 1800's flintlock

>>687408783
>A jack daniels whiskey
>a pack of cigars
>some fried chicken
>a magnum 500
>a bullet

>>687414198
Sanders is the virus carrier

>>687413207
>dragon glass and cocain

i like you

Shovel
Water
Food
Machete
Notebook

Pencil in my pocket. I'm digging a Vietnamese tunnel system.

Memes
Fedora
Anonymous mask
Cheetos
Fleshlight

>maybe some food and water
>toilet paper
>a Zweihander

I guess I'll be good with that, everything else is pure optional, as Zwei covers all the needs I could ever have

>>687408783
It's an easy decision actually.
In my backpack I would have 5 backpacks with 5 things each.
Those backpacks would also carry 5 backpacks with 5 things each.
I now have 125 things and you feel like a fool for trying to stump me.

Keys to the boat. Everything I need to survive 3mths at sea is already on the yacht.
See ya suckers.

>>687414438
Jesus fuck, you have a large backpack!

1. No thing
2. Every thing
3. Some thing
4. Me
5. Others

>>687413973
made me kek /10

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>metal bat
>water purifier straw
>magnesium fire starter
>wound stapler
>wire
head to the woods and try to find a clean river with anyone i find

5 more backpacks
I like backpacks

>>687413973
OP here, it's a big bag sir
I like your sense of humor

>>687408783
2 katana, i earned my sword license. i practice everyday perfecting my technique and have been preparing myself for this day

1 knife sharpener with 2 sided grit, keep my blade sharp but my intellect sharper

1 solar powered all-in-one flashlight/radio/usb charger/tools

1 latest smart phone with max space to fill with puzzle games, word games, music, porn, ebook of survival guides, etc.

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>>687408783
Plastic Survival book on edible plants/animals
A hatchet
Flint steel lighter
A katana sword
A fishing/trapping net

>>687414724
Nah, it's not that big as it contains only 4 iteams

A helocopters
A sexy lady pilot
A bigger pennies
Takis
420 cigaritts

>>687408783

>>Nigger killer +12 health +32 damage
>>Zombie killer +12 healing and resurrection.
>>A bottomless bag of infinite storage.
>>Kabar knife with detachable whetstone.
>>Flint pack with magnesium bar

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Box of high calorie trail bars

Two litre bottle of water

First aid kit wrapped in space blanket

Modernized, steel shafted Tomahawk or similar axe/hammer combo

9mm Aero Survival Rifle with 300 rounds of ammunition (roughly seven pounds of ammunition weight)

Water
Katana
Hot chick
Restart button
Kill all zombies button

i'd pack 5 marijuanas then inject them all to OD. wouldnt want to live in a zombie apoc.

5 Infiniti stones

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>>687415631

I should say you would be dead after that many marijuanas.

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>>687414438
Only non-casul in the thread

>>687415612
dibs on katana before you

Wouldn't zombies rot after a few days and break apart?
How does a body function of the brain is dead?
Wouldn't zombies literally fall apart with cells and important tissue structures dead?
Do we even need to leave our house for this?

>>687415892
>powers up the bass canon

>>687408783

>portable water filter (charcoal with chlorine tablets)

>Magnesium fire starter

>dried oats

>Hatchet

>First Aid kit ( a real one with all the essentials, not those shit ones you buy at CVS)

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A Dire wolf
A Snow bastard
A Syrian Lannister
Melisandra
Cheese pizza

Propane
Propane accessories

5 more backpacks

>>687409181

Four nuclear bombs and a gallon of water.

>>687408783
4 backpacks and a map to the local Walmart.

5 cases of condoms (Don't want to get that zombie virus when you fuck them)

>>687416545
HAHAHA VERY ORIGINAL

>>687416545
I propaned

>>687416672
You know heavy a gallon of water is? 8 fuckin pounds. That shit gets heavy after a few miles

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> zombie virus vaccine
> gold
> rogaine
> viagra
> jemma (pic related)

Rope
Lube
Viagra
Knife
Salt

I pack up 7 billion zombie vaccines.
All of the worlds money.
And one bag of cheetos.
See only three things.

>>687408783
Do I have to own these things in my close proximity or I can assume, I can find them either in home or at the streets?
Anyhow:
Hardcore version: 25cm hunting knife, Tent, Sleeping bag, ca. 20m climbing rope, Flashlight.
Normal version: Military rations (one pack is one item I presume), some simple handgun (Sig Sauer or similar.), some anti-biotics for infections, extra ammo box, axe.

>>687415901
You said Katana sword, Katana means sword. You basically said sword sword. Don't you feel smart now?

>>687417175
kek

>>687410726
This dudes smart. I like the crowbar idea because its a good tool/weapon and it isnt loud like a gun so it wont attract any more zombies.

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>>687408783

1. an enchanted water bottle that never runs out
2. a sandwich that replenishes itself every time I eat some of it.
3. weightless unbreakable armour that covers me completely.
4. a rifle that uses sci-fi shit to never run out of ammo. think of the mass effect rifles.
5. a magic lamp with a genie that grants me unlimited wishes.

you didn't place restrictions, shame on you.

20 good men

>>687417457
when you have all the money, no-one would want your money, because you have it all. If someone trades with you they switch their items for something that no-one else wants, since the lack of currency has made the currency worthless.

learn your economics, fag

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>>687408783
>>687409395
>>687410021
Cold Steel Shovel should be everyones melee/multitool of choice

1. Some caps
2. Radaway
3. Nukacola quantum
4. Stimpaks
5. Pip boy

Cocaine
Lightsaber
M16
Water
3 marijuana

>>687417982
if the armour covers you completely you cant take it off.
it will be impossible for you to make a sound, since it is unbreakable it must absorb all vibrations. Thus your genie is useless
And finally, since it covers you completely you can't drink or eat. Neither can you breathe.

1. A crowbar
2. M1911
3. Ammo for ^
4. A geiger counter
5. A midget

Everything else I will procure.

>>687408783
A crowbar
Some food
A canteen
A sleeping bag
Matches/lighter

>>687415437
>bringing a meme weapon to the apocalypse
lad

>>687408783
Pistol, ammo, extramags, cleaning kit, and a crowbar.

Everything else can be scrounged.

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Dependent on where I hold up. If it was home then the only additional things I'd need were ranged weapons and sources of power (so possibly one of those silent generators)

If it was fleeing;
>blunt weapon for smashing in roofs and skulls
>rechargeable torch (wind up or some shit)
>synthetic rope
>Swiss army style knife
>means of making fire

>>687408783
could just get a combo compass/firestarter thing, im sure grylls has some sort of combo. then pack another item

>>687408783
yoda fleshlight
hemmoroidal suppositories
doritos
12'' doc johnson dildo
last but not least anal lube

>>687414438
Why Zweihander?
Wouldn't a longsword be more practical?

I'll get a hose and a tanker full of liquid nitrogen. And preferably a place up high to dump that shit on them.

>>687418686
who said I was wearing it? it's in the bag right now. all I have to do is wish that the suit can be put on and taken off without trouble.

you also overthought how the suit works. it could be a single suit that I step in to like a mech or it could be multiple pieces that I wear. just for the record it's suit I step into.

>>687415185
I can sense the faggotry

>>687408783
The cure
Dante's handguns (devil may cry) Infinite bullets
Berserker armor
Dante's sword

>>687419127

a gun wont do shit for you in an actual zombie apocalypse.
If you are an avid shooter then you know how hard it is to shoot 5 targets 15 feet away.
It isn't like the movies, you will spend your whole magazine before you get 1 zombie head shot.
Guns are good for the aftermath when you need to worry about humans; they wont help in the beginning stages.
There will be enough idiots like you who are dead with backpacks full of guns and ammo left behind to scavenge once you make it out safe and have a secure location.

1. A stool
2. Some rope
3. Oh wait, I don't have anything else

>>687419843
go back to rebbit you potato. no one like gamer underage b& here.

>>687419930

A. Your aim is shit
B. If you're with a group the gun can be used from a seperate location to draw zombies away
C. Guns aren't going to be laying around after the initial panic, they will be grabbed top priority.

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Lemme think
A medkit
Waterproof lighter
Reaver Cleaver (Guns have limited ammo. I'm capable of makeshifting a bow later on anyways)
Rations
Steel canteen

>>687420194

yeah sure thing.
I am a firearms instructor.

>>687416399
only post that makes any sense

inb4 samefag

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>>687420329

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

1. Case of condoms
2. Case of condoms
3. Case of condoms
4. Case of condoms
5. An alibi.

I take the opportunity to kill Jews, blacks ... and I stole a pony

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Bong
Water
Weed
Handful of lighters
Toilet paper

The TP is the only thing I actually have to go out of the way for everything else Is actually alrady packed.
I do get a bonus for having a ready bugout bag.
then I just chill keep morale up and eventually die or survive based on stealth patience.
and zombies don't need machetes just pick that shit up

>>687419930
I didn't realize you were a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE EXPERT. Kek.

the power of metapotence gg i win

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>>687408783
is your bag a little purse you faggot.. 5 things you must be a big pussy for so little to pack.

Hahahaha you're all fucking pussies.

quads get

>>687413366
>>687413366
What are your 5 things then, cuck?

>>687408783
> plumbus
> portal gun
> alien cocaine
> 1 morty (desiccated)

magic lamp with endless wishes
literally nothing else

Sheriffs hat
Colt Python
Walkie Talkie I will turn on every sunrise.
.357 ammo
Sheriffs badge.

Water
Memes
Fleshlight
Porn magazines
Gun with single bullet to an hero (after fleshlight disintegrates)

>>687421620
my nigga

4 small velociraptors
1 large bag of cinnamon gummy bears

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only this

1.soap
2.water
3.hatchet
4.matches
5.GPS

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Piece of string, radio with no batteries, a tortoise and lettuce to feed tortuga

>>687408783
assuming my gun doesnt count since id have it in my holster
ammo
gun cleaning kit
water bottle with filter on top
rope
survival knife which counts as one item but has a compass, a hollow handle with fishing line and matches
if guns count i guess replace my rope with it

>>687422051
Amerifat?

Large Duke the Bad Dragon dildo with optional cum tube
partly crumpled water bottle filled with methylated alcohol
rusty mini-screwdriver
pooper scooper
VHS copy of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

>>687409652
This is a zombie apocalypse, not a subway boarding station.

>>687422224
yeah

>>687422389
besides wouldnt the ala ackbar of the zombie apoclypse be getting bitten and sneaking into an important survivor camp before turning?

>>687408783
Life straw
Flint/steel
Kukri style machete
Fishing kit
Mylar blanket

>>687408783
>Ruggedized Thinkpad with hard-drive full of anime
>16gb thumbdrive
>rope
>duct tape
>michael jackson's thriller album

>>687422780

>Rig up bomb vest
>Study how long it takes to turn
>Entrust yourself with kaffir scum
>Get infected
>Set vest to blow after 20 minutes of when you think you'll turn

>tissues
>porno mag
>rope
>chair
>courage

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>A cross, so god is almost with me
>A laptop, so I may watch porn
>A phone, in case the laptop breaks
>World wide remote, so I can watch porn
>A katana made of fire that gives all power to the wielder, so I can end the apocalypse but only after watching porn.. of course

>>687423096
>porno mag
Ever heard of downloadable porn?

>>687423047
well cant fault you there

>>687408783
water
phone/solar powered battery pack
some sort of large bladed weapon. probably a machete
food
gun so i can rob somebody when i run out of supplies

>>687410588
bludchet?

>>687423620
gtfo

>>687411797
project zomboid in a nutshell

>>687411797
This guy's an expert.

>>687408783
Well since there is definition of the size of my backpack

1) Russian Tank IS-3
2) Fuckload of AMMo 122mm for my tank
3) Fuckerino of tank fuel
4) Motherfucking Amount of food/water
5) 5 Japanesse infertile Top-models

>>687424285
Why not just put god in your back pack, or another dimension where fart atoms float into your ear, explode and turn into unicorns.

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>>687423620
could you be any more of a faggot

here so you can stop spamming this shit

>>687424518
I allways wants to fuck someone while driving tank.

1- axe/log splitter.
2- a 22 rifle.
3- life straw.
4- paracord.
5- flint.

>>687408783
Go to /qst it's a whole board dedicated to that

>>687408783
laptop
charger
spare glasses(blindfag)
ak47
200000000 round ammo crate

>>687423529
electricity runs out bra, hes going back to baisics fucking newfag

firestarter kit
first aid kit
canteen
axe/hatchet
backpack

>>687411597
I like your style

a wallet
$20
hamburger
phone
Mcdonalds app

SCAR Rifle (silenced)
multitool
1911 (silenced)
reinforced snow plow
big solar soundsystem with unlimited dubs on the snow plow

Shotgun
lots of bullets
Torch
Go pro to strap to gun
solar powered laptop to watch the footage of me blasting zombies for fun.

Fox knives Parang
Fallkniven DC4
Zebra billy can
40oz Nalgene bottle
Swedish army firesteel

>>687422051
>gun cleaning kit
gay!

>>687408783
water purifier
nonperishable foods
a 6 hour sterno
firestarter
space/mylar blanket

The dragon radar
Dragon Ball 1
Dragon Ball 2
Dragon Ball 3
A Doctor Wheelo-style capsule walker

Come the fuck at me, I am the World's Strongest.

>>687408783
camp axe
knife
sleeping bag
largest available ferrocerium rod
steel water bottle

>>687410781
progressives happened and now all guns and bladed objects are banned, every military fights using dildos, you on the other hand were an anti-government renegade that possessed illegal items, so fill the bag and try to survive.

>>687408783
Let me try.
Duck tape
Metal bat
Sand
Canteen
Set of bump keys
>my thinking is that Id fill the bat with sand making it heavier/deadlier.
>Id duct tape my arms a bunch to be bite resist plus duct tape is just useful
>canteen is obvious
>bump keys for a possibility of getting into places I shouldn't

>>687428140
Hopefully all the SJW's would get killed first maby we need good old fashioned zombie apocalypse.

>>687423620
This is cancer.
GTFO

>>687428231
you are stupid

>>687428562
Im just working with shit I have on hand.

>revolver
>one bullet
>fleshlight
>fried chicken
>futa tentacle hentai

I'd kill myself while masturbating and eating fried chicken. I'd probably horribly die in a zombie apocalypse anyway.

>>687408783
computer
mouse
keyboard
monitor
fission reactor

>>687428331
I'd put money on them protesting the treatment of the zombies even until the moment they get ripped apart.

I'd like to see that.

>>687429100
no cables

>>687410726
use condom instead on no.5 it can carry lot of water

I think I'll just take one item with me, the TARDIS

I just need a rope and a chair

>>687408783
>water
>magnesium stick
>axe
>glasses
>rope

Get the fuck out of dodge, head to the woods, build treehouse near lake. Axe mainly for utility, other melee weapons better for killing but not cutting down trees with machete/knife/blunt object.
Too bad I have to bring glasses or other fishing utensils would've come in handy. Now natural barbs will have to do. Or maybe I'd bring vegetable plants with high carb count like potatoes.

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Car battery charger, bag of canned foods, gun, ammo, flashlight

1>canteen
2>silenced mac 10 (light gun with light ammo)
3>lighter
4>survival knife
5>smartphone

>>687408783
Water.
Toilter paper
change of clothes
condoms
toolset

go into the woods and i can just build whatever primitive weapons/defenses i want

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>>687408783
Only need one thing in my bag

>K31 with ammo
>Swiss Army knife
>Water and food
>First Aid Kid
>Phone with Solar charger

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>>687431739
>first aid "kid"

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Just that baby, it stops sharks how could zombie bite me?

>>687431893
>What is stopping from bleeding
>Calling ambulance during Zombie Apocalypse

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>>687432322
Nows your chance mate hang yourself like robin williams

>>687408783
>You are all alone and have a backpack that you have only fill with 5 things
>size is irrelevant, only quantity
I choose 5 nuclear powered aircraft carriers. I will arrange them into walls in the shape of a pentagon, and live off their supplies of food and water.

>>687408783

Motorcycle suite with full helmet and in the backpack:

A machete
A long knife
A baseball bat
A bottle of vodka
A zippo lighter

Now try to fuck with me white zombi