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What would you do to me /b/? Be detailed


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What would you do to me /b/? Be detailed
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>>687407567
teach you how to shave
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absolutely nothing....
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>>687407652
/thread
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>>687407567
Find a razor, wrap it in and then present it to you.. shave please..
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>>687407567
Tits and timestamp or this is bait.
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Ask for your mom instead
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>>687407567
teach you the wrongs of mixing paste and pasta.
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>>687407567
Teach you how to not copypasta this stale disgusting slagbeast.
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You're cunt looks like a hairy roast beef sandwich.
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>>687407567
Give you a lawnmower
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>>687407567
pretty sure this is reposted bait
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>>687407567
get you a god damn weed wacker
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Shove fire crackers up your vag and light them
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You posted this shit yesterday, i would do nothing to you because you have no eyebrows and have a big chin and your pussy makes me gag.
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Put a bag over your head. Breathing optional but not recommended
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>>687408005
10/edgelord
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Get out me car... broom broom
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>>687407567
Make you stop posting this shit thread.
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>>687408245
aw
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Normally in a situation like this I would demand TITS or GTFO.

But... I just..

Just get out. Never come back to this place. I've seen gore that made me gag less than this.
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Hand you a bottle of Nair.
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>>687407567
absolutely nothing
nothing at all
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>>687407567
Teach you how to hunt so you can kill that roast beef addicted beaver living on your crotch.
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Ignore you because I'm still in love with my ex and I'm gonna try and win her back.
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I would dine upon this furburger.
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>>687409154
Me too
his ex is hot
You guys gotta get in on this.
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Post ttimeatamp an sharpie in pooper then we will talk
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For those of us who actually took the time to make this person feel bad, I think you deserve a reward.

Have some tits.
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I'd post racy/nude images of you in your wedding album online so everyone you know can see you naked, Moriah.

Wait I already did that

wedpics.com
wedding ID: LMB2016
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>>687407567
do a 360 spin then proceed to do a 180 turn and walk towards a different destination
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>>687409623
Dude...

How could you even be angry at someone that looked like that?

Why would you even lift a finger to try to hurt something that pathetic already?

Did she dump you?

She dumped you, didn't she?
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>>687407567
OP, post everything you have of her

is there any hardcore?
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>>687409830
I bet she cheated on him~
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Give you a coupon for Wax The City
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Fuck you till all the hair falls of your pussy
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That muff has more bush than a national park. 0/10
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>>687410454
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>>687410515
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Anyone have the screenies from the raid of this bitch last week?
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>>687407567
Shave first ya gorilla. I hope you never have a kid or you'll be shot.
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>>687407567
And this is why Bigfoot has never been found. To many places to hide.
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>>687410572
Timestamp or gtfo
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>>687407567

This, to this day, is still the ugliest vagina I've ever seen.

10/10
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>>687410689
Funny and relevant~ Nice!
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>>687410454
Velma Dinkly Ass lookin' nigga
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Kik me hellaop987 an I'll tell you what I'll do
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>>687410572
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tell you to get out me car

>broom broom
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>>687410987
Woah.
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spread ass cheeks
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>>687407567
apply ice to the gum so it freezes and then hit it with a hammer to break it up
i dont know a better way to get gum out of hair
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>>687411532
Vegetable oil
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bumpo
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>>687407567
ever seen zippocat? that.
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Teach you how to get that Arby's roast beef sandwich off of your puss puss
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no one has screenshots of the "raid"?
or did it not even happen?
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>>687407567
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>>687407567
I would reverse image search you so I could feel like you might be real only to be let down for wasting my time
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I'd give ya a good old fashioned dickin'.
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Your pussy must have that Benjamin buttons disease
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If you look sideways it actually looks like a burger
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Am I the only one who thinks her wedding dress is really fucking ugly?
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>>687414389
she's a >poorfag
she gets a >poorfag dress

I don't care tho. something about ugly chicks being slutty on cam is a huge turn on. moderately ugly. not Trogdor ugly
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Shave her till every last hair was off. Then glue every pube onto my fave and make myself a nice beard and mustache. Then i would proceed to eat her out till every last pube was removed from my face and back onto her snatch.
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>>687407567
>What would you do to me /b/? Be detailed

i'd use your cooch to sand my jeep down for painting
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>>687414389

yeah. it's like she treid to get a marilyn monroe thing going, but she has neither the tatas nor the whiteness to do a marilyn
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>>687407567
Very little
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>>687416223
I think it's the hair
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>>687409370
Dude I already am. She fucks pretty good ;D
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>>687414389
It's ill-fitting, not particularly ugly. Why so much hate for this person?
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>>687410572
Pretty cute actually. Details?
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I'd fuck you.
But not in a "Make love to you they way I made love to my underage cousin" way
But a "Tie a rope with a cinder block around your neck and drop you in a lake, like when I found out said cousin was pregnant" way
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>>687417560
Kek
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>>687407567
Have you sit on my face. Wipe that juicy pussy all over me coating my face in juicy pussy slime
Very yum yum
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>>687407567
Fucking trainwreck
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>>687407567
this
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>>687407567
I would take one look at you and proceed to lose my lunch all over you...

>Pic related.
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>>687407567
everything except look to your face
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>>687411237
Underrated post
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>>687407567
Shave.
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>>687407567
Labiaplasty and facelift.
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>>687407567
Your ugly, I wouldn't do anything.
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>>687407567
I would punch you in the face until your pelvic wookie fell off.
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