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Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>What would your waifu drive?
>>687399773
>quarter
Thats cute.
https://youtu.be/M0pWejAnLUQ
>>687400549
Army humvee.
still here
and
>>687399085
sounds a little weird
>>687399414
i dont think so
The name was changed to waifu thread no more claiming? :o
>>687400901
I sweat its nothing weird , wouldn't you kill a poisonous snake or raccoon who steals your stuff ?
Claiming best girlie! What's up everyone? Sorry I haven't been here very often.
>She drives that sexy pink Cadillac in the show, so...
>>687401096
swear*
soooorry
>fubuki claimed
Still alive
>>687400549
A hummer
>
>>687400983
I'm just copy pasting it till I go to work. I'll edit it correctly then.
>>687401119
Soup, popsicles, over priced crazy thoughts about dakis, and nothing much else.
>>687400549
mandatory cc claim
>this is what she would drive
>>687400845
im proud of my quater
https://youtu.be/KYIdrV3cdlk
Tenryuu claimed
I want my cold winter back
Hey everyone.
>>687401096
no i would probably try to figure out how they got my stuff
>>687400845
ugh I have to go with next-best girl
>>687401385
you're so short Shinoa
>>687401409
oh alright, it's been like that for a while i was curious :o
>>687401644
b-but rabies and what if they bite your pets
>>687401548
>I want my cold winter back
That makes two of us, Führer.
>>687401548
dont we all,
its an excuse to stay inside
and christmas is fun, while it lasts
>>687401673
> not fighting for you're waifu
> having a "backup" aka second waifu
You never loved her to begin with.
>>687401759
my dog is outside for less then 5 minutes
>>687401955
I got chickens too and fruit trees
Claiming Akiko best waifu
>claim
>GuP movie is great edition
ohayo
>>687400325
Let's you know that you're on top.
>>687400596
That's just an estimate though. The quality spike will surely up the price. If you have the funds then yeah might as well.
Aww the puns are the best.
>>687401548
I just want the snow, Doc.
>Best idol claimed
>>687402233
Karen is actually not utter shit at overwatch
>>687401880
>christmas is fun
>christmas
>fun
I hate christmas. No fun, it's only about food and how much money you spend for the worst thing in our society: Kids.
Family meetings are more like a "Oh, this relative is still alive" and "let's eat and leave me alone afterwards"
>>687402141
Get better taste
>>687402061
huh you have a lot of pets
>>687402402
>52 levels in beta
>expecting me to be shit
nigga pls
>>687402449
those aren't pets
well only 3-4
and 3 dogs
>>687402233
>
>>687402400
Who doesn't like snow, Nurse?
>>687401673
Lelei is superior to Tuka anyway.
General waifuness - Lelei - Rory - Yao - Delilah - Myuute - Tuka
I just rate Rory as mine.
>>687401510
Lets go to some prog, shall we?
https://youtu.be/Oxq5M8AVEh0
>>687402233
Ohayou
my one and only
>>687402541
i wouldnt know. ive never had chickens
>>687402567
>
how you doin fuhrer
>>687402581
What's up bruv
Where you at, atm?
>>687402444
>stop liking things I don't like
Nice trips tho
>>687402727
its ok you can pet mine or the ducks
>>687402770
I think the statement "i fucking hate summer" pretty much answer that
>>687402141
megumin
>>687401747
Eh hehehe...
>>687402400
It probably won't be till I move out though. Also, thinking if my cousin doesn't end up buying my bike, I could probably go trade it in for a dirtbike and walk out with extra money... or just sell it all together and get me Mk.III... I am seriously considering this now.
>Fuck the popsicle, I just wanted a pun.
>>687402888
Neat trips complimenting the trips.
I've been curious, why do they call you Discount Megumin?
>>687402567
People who aren't getting a snowblower this year.
>>687402983
are you one of those winter people desu?
spring is nice though, yes?
our last summer was garbage too, at least you have ac's desu
>>687402888
Is only, is only joke. Why you heff to be mad?
>>687402403
kek, your christmas is different to mine
as the only person younger than me in my family is my sister, we do fuck all for a day while eating shitty meals and getting drunk. my grandmother likes to keep the irish tradition of drinking so its always fun. and i only spend 4 hours round my mothers so its not that painful.
though it is fun to a day with my sister
(only do this at christmas, so its nice)
>>687402581
remember that war that happened, i sure do
https://youtu.be/yavz9rzaOSY
>>687402888
>Checked
>Discount Megumin
>>687402983
>i fucking hate summer
You have great tastes in seasons, Führer. Summer a shit.
>>687403256
How's your day been desu?
>>687401364
still chibi
>>687402888
Helloo~ best boat, even though I refuse to watch the show!
We haven't talked in forever..
How are things with you?
>>687402770
Work. Its been a long day.
>>687403309
I remember a lot of wars.
https://youtu.be/p-L0NpaErkk
Copy that.
>>687403022
>obligatory REEEEEEE
Anon
>>687403150
Uhhh
Because I was a Megumin-fag
Then I switched because heresy
>>687403212
Wasn't mad, just the only thing that I thought when I received the reply~
>doug huggem
Kek
>>687403331
>off by 2
>obligatory REEEEEEE
>>687403598
Well, she isn't in the show, sadly
It's been a while! I've been alright~
What about you mang? Feeling any better?
>>687403784
Much. Dating someone else as of late, the works. Glad to hear it, mango.
>>687403171
We all know that the only season in britbong-land is Autumn
>>687403177
Winter is best season
>>687403309
I never liked christmas
>>687403150
So we have three options. As always which will prove to be the most profitable? Your cousin may or may not follow through so the others are kinda prime.
Kek, even if it's your favorite flavor?
>>687402933
im fine i dont want to intterupt tem
>>687403577
>Chibi rattles
>>687402519
That's exactly what I was expecting
Aren't you happy you exceeded my low expectations?
>>687403784
Damn I was close...
>Half off Megumin
>>687404296
you wouldn't, some will come to you so you can feed them and you can just pick one up
>>687404240
If my cousin pulls through, I'll be getting an extra $200 a month, adding up to $3.5k. If I trade it in, I might get a trade in value of about the same price or around it at least.
I do enjoy my cherry and blue raspberry...
>Holy shit I lost track of the time
Gotta head to work, I'll be back in an hour! Someone make the next bread and I'll pick it up after that!
claimin and going to bed goodnight /waifu/
I'm headed to bed, goodnight everyone! I'm sure I'll be back in the morning.
Miho claimed
>nyan
>>687403899
What's up Konata? Doing anything?
>>687404009
>Dating someone
>implying 3D is better than 2D
Just kidding~
Glad you're better now, friendo!
>>687404440
>so close yet again
One day, anon
>>687404628
rest roger
>konata
>>687403755
talking about wars, which side are you on
lyrics or no lyrics?
https://youtu.be/FM2HVBPvpwc
>>687404219
thats understandable
and you know your THE führer, you can just ban the thing
>>687404735
Shit.. How are you Clearance Aisle Megumin?
>>687404735
Glad to hear your doing good too. What all have you been up to, holmes?
>also, i have lurked a bit. anyone seen Koko as of late?
>>687404735
I am playing lol lol not much how are you doing? :o
hanku hiru
>claimed
>>687404463
its alright they are fine just the way they are
>>687404627
goodnight
>>687402233
Morning
>>687402400
Fuck yeah. Too bad I'm not alpha yet
>>687403899
Be a good little cat now. Ok?
>>687403513
Long.
I still didn't sleep since yesterday, kek.
You?
>>687404931
are you scared of chickens or ducks ?
>>687404219
Well Britfag Maki doesn't need one then. This one does sadly.
>>687404625
Well we can only hope. You'll be on step closer. Those are some good flavors. See ya then.
>>687404627
>>687404628
Sleep tight.
>>687404942
What are you then?
>inb4 Beta
>>687404868
https://youtu.be/qmL9ZTn1KF4
>lol playing game
>>687404628
Goodnight Renge.
>>687404682
>
>>687404772
It depends entirely on what the song is meant to make you feel. Im happy with either.
https://youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA
>>687405005
no of course not. just dont think i should really mess with them thats all
>>687404382
settings low expections and exceeding them is basically the story of my life desu, I guess it all went according to plan
>>687404219
spring best
warmth of summer + cool breeze
lying on the grass, best feeling.
then you get bored after five minutes and go home to the computer
>>687404628
goodnight rango
>>687404942
hey shinoa, how are you doing?
>>687404988
for real? Why tho?
Just woke up, nobody was home or using phones so managed to squeeze in a few games of overwatch with akiko before they came home.
>Mmmmm Wendy's
>>687405183
ok then I'll just pat you instead
>>687404363
>rattle rattle
>>687402233
ohayo ayaya desu
>>687405148
League of Legends, I should have clarified, sorry
>>687404942
you're scary shane ;-;
>>687405306
McDonald's > Jack > BK > they all gay nigga
>>687405327
that would be a little weird
>>687405528
muh dick
>>687405617
why and how so ?
>>687404857
>Clearance Aisle Megumin
>my jimmies are rustled
I'm quite sleepy, thanks for asking~
What about, mean anon?
>>687404859
I was just done watching a movie. And as of late, the only this worth mentioning I did was going for a 30km ride. You?
>I've seen him yesterday
>>687404868
I'm doing alright, just sleepy
I tried to play LoL, immediately was insulted
It was fun
>>687405649
mugi
>>687405768
i get insulted a lot lol you get used to it :O
>>687405768
>buy two get one free megumin
>>687405167
i prefer no lyrics, the human voice can ruin music, and a lot of the time it does
also im getting bored of country music
roll a die
1-classical
2-rap
3-soft rock
4-hard rock
5-metal
6-remix (dubstep/techno bulshit basicly)
what ever comes us is what we do
https://youtu.be/iXQ_hz3wZdo
>>687405768
What'd you watch?
>30km
Fuckin' christ.
>>687405691
i dont know getting pat sounds weird in general giving or receiving
>>687406047
I wouldn't mind giving them to you
we can hide if you're shy about it
>>687406019
sachii?
>>687406050
hey shiro
>>687405089
Delta
>
>>687405217
Fine. Waiting for some game time. You?
>>687405306
What order? Got frosty? Cause you best be dipping fries in it
>>687405528
Bit I can be super cute!
>shinoa
>>687406019
Yui > Mugi > Ritsu > AZ > Mio
>>687405768
>>687405934
I still like mine.
Discontinued Megaman.
>>687405422
>Dubs rattles
>>687406050
Hi there
>>687405306
>>687406140
no
>>687406156
no
I'm not any of those who you actually like or even know
>>687406150
>tfw still waiting for republic commando's 2
one of the best star wars games I ever played
>>687406150
trying to into photoshop, you are good at it yes?
how do you use the lasso tool to select the important parts of a vector image? I saw my uncle do it. He kinda dragged it around and the tool auto adjusted onto the image.
>>687406263
tatsu?
>>687405932
Probably will get used to it if I ever play again
>>687405934
>you fucking arab REEEEEEEE
How have you been Karen?
>>687405992
I watched the Girls und Panzer movie. I liked it!
My legs were kill kek
>>687406171
>Discontinued Megaman
>obligatory REEEEEEEE
Why torment me? ;-;
How are you Sizu?
>>687405972
I rolled some classical. Here we go.
https://youtu.be/M8J8urC_8Jw
I do love me some Nutcracker suite
>>687405768
>Good, i'm doing my job... kek
>Rip Off Megumin
No problem, Im doing kinda shitty honestly.
>Thats because your a bully to me.
>>687405306
Double bacon, Sprite, fries and spicy nuggies. The life tbh.
>>687406401
>bargain bin megumin
>>687405217
>for real? Why tho?
I don't know, no reason, I'll sleep soon tho.
Playing Overwatch at the moment with some friends.
>>687406129
i dont want any of that
>>687406401
Wait. There's a movie? Excuse me while I just download that...
>Because bandwagon, Thrift Shop Megumin. :D
>>687406150
>number 3 large no frosty
>>687406401
We do it out of love.
You heretical scum bag.
I'm good i'm good. How about you?
>>687406721
not asking permission remember ?
>>687406424
mmm, i do love me some tchaikovsky but i prefer beethovens 5th symphony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU
nice role
>>687406171
>singles rattle
>>687406401
99 cent megumin
>>687406401
overwatch with akiko, now trying photoshop desu
figured out how to select things but trying to find how to send a layer to the back
you?
>>687406678
kek alright, have fun then desu
>>687406674
CC? Stocking? Harbor princess?
Have I ever talked to you? Give me a hint?
>>687406263
I love you
>>687406870
nice meme
>>687406401
play with me ^-^
>>687407012
no at all answers
>>687407102
you don't you are a loyal waifu remember ?
>>687406150
This is how I know you're the funny guy in your group.
>>687406401
Kek, you really are Punished Megumin now.
>>687406920
Based Tchaikovsky
https://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8
>>687407012
I use gimp, pretty simple program.
>>687406844
still giving my opinion
>>687406297
>mfw sev is never found
>mfw you won't be able to execute jedis
>you won't kick rebel asses
>>687406391
Kek I have ever done shooping. Sorry karen. I'm sure someone else in thread has
>>687406763
Oh that sounds good right now. Drink?
>>687407300
Calling me scorch?
>>687407418
too late
I'll just try and not to over do it
Would suck and fuck
>>687407173
as a friend my pal
>>687407515
:o
>>687407361
aw cmon, how am i suppost to top that, i thought we would slowly work our way up there
fuck it, i lose.
wanna do this again some time?
>>687406489
>>Thats because your a bully to me.
>could this be...
>Princes Mili? :^)
>>687406534
Could this be karma? ;-;
>>687406731
I didn't know too until today!
>I trusted you...
>>687406817
>You heretical scum bag.
Fucking space marines kek
I'm sleepy, I'll probably head to bed soon
>>687406927
You too?!
>>687407012
I had a small course with photoshop when I went to college
Naturally, I forgot everything
I'm just chilling and getting called names~
>>687407102
Are you on the americas?
>>687407300
Topkek
>not even the real Megumin
>Just like Boss :^)
>>687407505
one is overdoing it
>>687407781
nooooooo
how about 5 times a day as a limit ?
>>687407777
Nice quads
>>687407487
Never done shooping? dayum, with all those pictures I thought you might have
What games are you gonna play desu?
>>687407405
I got an uncle that can teach me when he gets here so it's better that I use this for now
>>687407768
games? music? browsing net?
>>687407515
*inhale*
*exhale*
moo
>>687407695
Sure. Hopefully when Im not at work.
>>687407768
What for?
>>687407777
Nice quads bun.
>sorry about the no hambahgah
>too tired today
>>687407768
Fuck. I can't find a torrent for it. I guess I'l just stream it this weekend.
>>687407768
USA
>konata
I heard someone's getting bullied
>>687407777
>
Personally, I'd go with Dr. Pepper but them quads though, my sweet Cinnabun
~<3
>>687407768
NO THAT'S NOT WHO I AM I SWEAR!
>>687408058
Yeah, it's you
I'm in the mood for bacon, what's up Hanako?
>>687400549
>>687400549
my queen drives a 80s suzuki alto
>>687407954
i dont like people touching me all too much
>>687408094
Fuckin' A, my man.
>>687408067
sanae?
also thanks for the eyefuck
>>687408372
5 times a day , thats is all I ask
>>687407487
Haha, you said it yourself.
>>687407768
>Kaz, I'm already a ship!
>>687408219
>Sneaking Hug Attack!
>>687407768
i have to keep up with the latest memes :^)
>>687408479
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
my waifu would drive this.
btw nyarko claimed
>>687407777
Nice get
>>687407973
I'm on YouTube watching some guide on how to play the factions in Total War Wathammer because I suck
>>687408003
For all the wrong I did in my life
>and heresy
>>687408019
I streamed it like a peasant
>>687408046
Alright~ Not in the mood to play tonight, I'll download it again before I go to bed
>>687408219
And how can I trust you?
>>687408058
I am ;-;
>>687408579
>WoooooOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>687408598
I am a fucking meme now
I discounted meme :^)
>>687408605
Underage detected
>>687408497
no i wouldnt like that
>>687408269
WHY?
>I got a good score on a test I didn't study for
>feelsgood
well this is my first failure
one small step for man
one giant leap for ohayo
>>687408830
ok 3 then ? please
>>687408785
nice we can lose together, with kagami too ^-^
>>687408875
>I didn't study for
Well that wasn't hard
Because you're a lazy cunt that's why
>>687408879
better than mine <3
>>687408911
pat your chicken ducks and dogs
>>687407973
The gang pics? Lol those are done on mobile lol
>>687408384
Ayyeeee
>>687408579
How many kills you've got today, psycho?
>>687408785
There's another milinda thread?!?!
>>687408987
What'd you say about Hanako?
That 1812 overture is waking me up. Thats totally going on all afternoon
>>687408982
Boobies!
>>687408579
THEY SHIPPED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>>687408613
Step your game up
>>687408785
>you can add one more bully on your list
>>687408987
Yeah, that's one of my more defining traits tbh
>>687409070
they get their own pats
>>687409242
And here I was defending you. >>687409096
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