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>>687397439
1) Who names a fluffy "Helen"?
2) I smile every time.
come on you fags stop lurking
>>687398031
whats wrong with helen?
Does anybody have the one where there is a fluffy hunt? That is my fav.
Also the chart so I can start some of these threads more easily.
Here you go
>>687398081
It's an odd name for a fluffy.
>>687397979
I just read the fall of Cleveland. It got a little to weirdbox for my taste but it wasnt bad.
>>687398035
If they make good fertilizer, wouldn't people in general mind the shit a bit less? Or wouldn't people use it more?
>>687398292
Where can I find it? I've been thinking about looking into it.
>>687398292
Link?
>>687398324
Are fluffies THAT stupid?
Also, do you think they can remember the number of babies they have? Like, can they remember the difference between three and five babies?
>>687398454
>>687398435
http://imgur.com/a/joQB4
Here you go. Fair warning its long as hell
>>687398664
Im pretty sure they cant count unless tough and yes they are that stupid
>>687398664
Yeah, the lore is that they are the most idiotic, short-sighted things imaginable.
>>687398664
Well fluffies are quantom ponies. So yes they are that stupid and at the same time smart enough to destroy cities. Too stupid to live through rain yet breed until no food left ect.
Until you wack one with a sorry stick you don't know how dumb they will be.
>>687398664
also on a side note I realy want to step on one of these things
>>687398784
Thanks. I've got whiskey and time right now.
Comment
Post more pics.
>>687399232
>>687399474
>>687399730
Fucking Christ, we are in a fluffy thread very much wanting content but have nothing to contribute. We are a sorry band of fucks.
>>687397439
bump
What ever happened to Riddick' s author? They just give up?
>>687399863
This is the original. OP's pic is a shit-edit.
Not. Letting. It. Die.
>>687397439
I really really like these threads
>>687398092
This
1/9
>>687400611
I want to know. Only have one imgur link and an another screencap of riddick walking in while they are fucking.
I really want to see the whole thing.
>>687398092
There are literally hundreds of fluffy stories. You need to be a bit more specific in your request.
I need some FIRE IN YOUR ASS!
>>687402411
5/9 my bad
>>687402132
Not the story, the comic. Comic where there are a bunch of fluffies getting put in an arena and they breed foals for a few generations and then a bunch of people hunt them, but the foals are saved for the kids to hunt.
>>687398092
The one where they let them reproduce and even kids go hunting?
>>687401973
All-time fav
>>687397439
did anyone ever figure out what that cartoon with the poison berries was about?
>>687403017
9/9 you magnificent bastards!
>>687398784
Is there areason all the fluffies in the trucker story are named after characters from Archer?
>>687402748
Yes, that is the best.
>>687402996
What the fuck are you on about?
The stallion brought some berries and took a baby to enf it
>>687403191
Huh never watched archer but like i said weirdbox.
>>687403939
>poison berries lol.
>>687404002
Holy shit is this new content in a fluffy thread? Wow
>>687403939
i don't understand, the fluffies died in the igloo?
>>687404253
Not new content but the good quality repeat content.
>>687404320
Igloo collapsed on them
>>687397439
>>687404377
New to me
What are the best abuse stories? Ive read all the comics allready.
>>687404434
Fuck. That last panel.
>>687404320
Igloo melted which both made them wet in melted snow but also trapped them preventing them from foraging until it melts so they are wet and hungry. The foals probably died as well due to cold and lack of food.
>>687404320
Igloo's built by amateurs can be deadly
>>687405743
Nice job. That owner just gave that fluffy autism.
>>687401321
Damn, i want to kill this thing
>>687405908
The only thing that disturbs me about these comics is the fact that the mare tits look so much like a real pair of tits
can i get some bad mother comics? or a cyoa?
>>687406352
Same
>>687406352
yup same. Some artists do a better job at making them more fluffinized.
Ya know, if fluffies weren't able to speak, there'd be far less abuse. If they only made expressive noises rather than spoke, everything would be okay for them. It's the fucking fluffspeak, man. It's the fucking fluffspeak.
>>687406446
>>687407198
Them speaking that obnoxious baby-talk just grates at you.
>>687407342
Exactly! Also, the fact that fluffies can explain their reasoning makes it infinitely worse. If they couldn't talk, we wouldn't hear their Down's Syndrome 3rd Grader reasoning.
Any Dwarf Fortress fags here? I need some help.
>>687407198
>>687407198
>>687407198
>>687407198
>>687407198
exactly this
exactly
i am an animal lover, and if any animal did this sort of fucking fluffspeak nonsense and had this attitude, i would treat them worse than fluffybooru does
>inb4 edgy5me
>>687407625
Then they'd just be like any other animal out there and I'd actually might consider feeling bad about stepping on 2 of their legs and leaving them there.
>>687407841
Same. I love my cat, even though she's a fucking retard. If she spoke fluff-speak, she's be dead in a heartbeat. "DUMMEH HOOMIN! GIB PETTSIES NAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!"
>>687405982
i know the feeling b/rother.
>>687403110
Nice, thanks anon!
>>687408082
i've been writing a fluffy story thats like 8 pages, swear to god i could lecture about these fucking things
dummeh munstah! gib smawty sketties now!!
giib sowwy poopies!
enf enf enf gud fews! gud fews! enf enf enf
i would sell my soul for these things to exist, just so i could give them some existential justice
fuck man
>>687408404
Something about seeing that foal from behind melts my heart.
>>687408563
It's the manifestation of everything you could hate about someone
Smawties being abused is just a slice of heaven to me
>>687404002
This one never made sense to me - does mold actually grow on kibble?
>>687408563
Yep. Hell, just give me any old fluffies and they'd be dead. No amount of begging will save them.
>>687408563
>>687408831
Not really but you can assume that the owner softened it with water because fluffy have weak teeth. The water caused the mold. I used to do that for my kitten's kibble when she was very young.
>>687408688
precisely, it is the perfect refined aggregation of all that is vile and evil about human kind.
>>687408838
oh words cannot describe my wishes
going to greentext smarty justice
are there any gifs?
man i love 4chan. i come here twice a year maybe, and each time yall have cooked up something so fucking stupid.... i have been lolling nonstop at how fucking stupid this fluffy pony shit is. love it. keep up the good work.
can we get some smartys being assholes?
>>687409173
Maybe you can talk to some /x/fags to see if you can actually sell your soul.
>>687409173
Just having these little fuckers run around shitting everywhere and expecting 'skettis' drives me into a homicidal rage
Almost like Hotline Miami
>>687409561
where's part one adn two?
>>687409095
thanks anon
>>687408214
Dear god, the fluffies are the spirit animal manifestation of the autists and their tendies.
>>687409740
no. this is the only one that matters.
>>687409454
kek.
>walking home from work, ten blocks in Manhattan, not bad
>hear fumbling in an alleyway
>investigate
>a dirty stallion and his shit colored alicorn foals, and a mare that would've had white skin if it didn't live in filth
>the stallion notices
>dummeh munstah! stay way fwom smawty wand! gib wowstest owwies an sowwie hoofsies!
>oh really?
>step on its tail and pick up one of its foals
>"nuu! gib babbies back now!"
>the stallion shits itself in self defense, along with the foal. disgusting.
>"yeah? you'll have it back if you catch him. ready?"
>toss the foal like an apple as high as you can, and watch with glee as it crunches right in front of the smarty
>rinse and repeat for each foal
>let go of the tail
>"there you go. you're lucky i'm in a hurry."
>chuckle as you hear the commotion behind yo
>"buh-babeh nu chirp? why nu chirp babbeh? tawk to daddeh... gib biggest huggies and wub... huu..."
>>687409922
Just as General Esdeath is the patron saint of Fluffy Abuse. Good God, imagine what she'd do to these poor little fuckers.
>>687407841
fuckin cheeto dude
>>687410429
why would you put your name on that?
>>687397879
The humans look like they have down syndrome
>>687410509
can someone please kill this thing off?
>>687410843
you have no idea how much i would pay for an hour of this
>>687410821
I haven't found a comic where it was killed. The owner actually cares for it. The color was a fad and everyone wanted it and like all fads it soon passed. Donation centers were flooded with cheeto colored fluffs, so in turn, they were euthanized en mass
>>687411264
what is this guilty pleasure
more
>>687407796
wat u need fam
>>687411108
It's a good reminder that it's worthless.
>>687411627
I need to clean up my folders, I have more but can't find them right now
>>687411768
>>687412130
nice
>>687412319
>>687412642
Anyone got the link to that huge mega folder?
>>687413078
>walking home after lunch
>have left overs cause i overestimated how hungry i was
>hear from a nearby ally "dummeh hooman! gib smawty nummies ow smawty wiw gib wostest owies!!"
>a smarty, fuck i hate smarties
>says again "gib smawty nummies ow smawty wiw gib dummeh hooman wowstest owies!!"
>oh yeah? you sure about that?"
>kick the little shitrat into oncoming traffic
>pretty sure he died, i dunno.
>hear "speshew fwen? nummies?"
>a mare and her foals
>they arent hurting anyone or mouthing off
>give the mare some of my left overs and go home
>>687412858
>>687412593
Spooshes shit is so good, just something about his artstyle
>>687413421
It's the pathetic look of the fluffies
>>687413590
>>687413758
would post more greentext but literally too high
>>687407625
It's not just that they can explain themselves, it's that when you hurt them you get a window into their soul about how their feeble minds are interpreting what's happening, and it's fucking delicious.
>>687414179
>>687414515
sluggish running out of steam
niggers
>>687414900
>>687397646
>that jellenheimerthing on the right
It's so satisfying for some reason
SOmeone post the jellenheimers
plz no 404
>mfw i save the thread
>desperately wish i could dump all of them at once
>>687416883
real hero ^
>>687417019
not doing this all alone faggots come on everyone else post too
Anyone up for some abuse RPing?
1. Go to Shamchat.
2. Put "fluffy ponies" as your interest.
3. Put your description in the character name slot (Fat Red Unicorn Smarty).
4. Let the autism flow.
This shit is just as cancerous if not worse than MLP shit.
>>687417127
hey fam, typing up a quick little story for yall but I'll throw an image here and there to keep you company if ya want
>>687417341
sounds good boy
>>687417519
>>687417519
anyone have part two?
im gonna use this as an opportunity.
if you want me to keep dumping my folders how about you go check my book out?
anyone can comment on anything there and tell me what they think and then for each new constructive comment ill keep posting more fluffy
>>687418627
here is the link!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v0aLDB4RA6mCYF-htBTd_dDqivjGBUsizOnC7BVFaxw/edit?usp=sharing
>can see two people reading currently!
>>687418729
It sucks.
>>687418986
nigger i said comment on the document not here
>>687419097
Didn't even open it but I'm sure it sucks without having to read a line.
>>687418729
Does this have anything to do with fluffies?
>>687419176
tbh it's actually not that bad, I'm pleasantly surprised at the quality given the location I was linked it.
>>687419176
>low quality bait
>>687419458
Got you to reply, summerfag
i have no idea what is going on.
>>687419210
>>687419216
nope not in the slightest
and also thank you! i write books for a living >>687419210
>>687419176
its not bad tbh. being a WIP, its got potential
>one of the most harrowing experiences in your life was spent in chains
>your prison camp was one of the last to be liberated
>and arriving in your army greens inspired a hate in your captors you felt harshly
>it doesn't matter who they were, or that they weren't particularly skilled at interrogation
>it doesn't take much to hurt a man
>the beatings you all endured, the cuts and bruises were your fast friends
>they didn't have anything too inventing up their sleeves
>but they did have a room full of chains
>and when they put you and your bleeding knuckles in that room and folded you up, ankle to rear, knee to chest and arms at your sides and head tucked to your neck
>and left you there
>day
>after day
>after day
>it taught you something
>about how the body wants for comfort
>how a series of positions, not even that out of place divided into their individual parts and reached of one's own free will
>can become a screaming torment within minutes in bondage
>the ache itself, of limbs confined and bent, could be managed
>it was phenomenal, but could be managed
>but it was that desperate YEARNING to unfold and stretch and spread
>at every second
>of every day
>like a drum beating thoughts of freedom into your very joints
>how quickly something so forgettable as motion could become the center of the universe
>how badly a want could consume you
>it's experiences like these you took with you off the field
>things you look back on in the times that call for innovation
>how truly memorable is one beating after countless others?
>how quickly will the lesson behind a scare fade?
>yet in all your years, those few days you spent bent and immobile..
>the ones that made you truly, shamefully sorry you'd ever enlisted..
>those you will hold onto forever
>>687420049
>you can hear the keening whine behind the door of your laboratory as you approach
>you spill in the first light the room has seen since the weekend
>"daddeh..!" the fluffy practically wheezes out
>it tries to talk, but chokes on its first word
>"u..uhuu..uhuuuuuhuuuuuuuu..." the desperate whining is still there, the fluffy's throat raw from crying
>"wun an pway...huuuuuuuuuuuuuu pweeeaaasss.."
>"nu mowe daddeh weggies haf WOWST ouchies huuuhuuuuuuuu"
>its head bobs around, trying and failing to wriggle free of the constraints
>it's an open top box, you're only testing for one thing, but the bottom half is where the fluffy's legs are tucked against it, each pushed toward the midriff and straightened, before being fastened tightly to the bottom of the box
>"wun an pway wun an pway wun pway wun pway.."
>you can't blame the test subject for how it simplifies its desire
>it needs to stretch free and it has been denied for far too many days
>you take careful note as you type your report
>how something so simple can cause such devastation
>without the use of childish violence
>"daddeh...wun pway pweas...wun pway...wun pway...wun...wun..."
>"wun die.."
>you sign the report and staple it to its proper form, which you sign as well, before leaving the test subject
>it's only half of the product, the finished version will have both parts of the box
>when the fluffy pony is finally released by Hasbio, your name will be the one praised by every fluffy owner
>your product will be in every home
>atop your manager's desk you leave your small stack of papers, labeled "Sorry Box V1"
The End
>>687398260
Wat
>>687420350
heat stroke
>>687420350
Sun exposure?
>>687420350
Nerve Gas
New thread
>>687420079
