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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!
>No one bakes as good as I
>>687389412
AY YO HONKY HOALD UP
>Tsuyu claimed
still here
and
>>687388778
that sounds nice
>>687389412
There's dio. He only makes perfect threads
>>687387186
Fucking epic! Where to play? Lol
>>687387265
If they don't like staying in the place, then what makes then stay there for so long?
>>687387295
Night!
>>687387351
Hehe~
I was 2 years old when my parents sent me to a nun who accpet3d to babysit me. When they came back to pick me up, they saw her screaming and crying. Literally praying for me. They went in to see what's going on and saw me on a 8ft tall bookshelf. Nun doesn't know how I got up there but I did. She said she never wanted to babysit me again
>>687387385
~~~<3
>
>>687386605
>>687387452
Oh ?
Please do continue~
>>687388776
Oh ok. Squad going up?
grass... tastes bad... yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvJy1LAnw_k
I've felt no change.
Akiko claimed
What is sleep?
>>687388612
>Yuuko
What?
>>687388930
>Moogs
You're welcome. I can do a clean version if you want
>>687389691
That's not good.
>>687389691
Was it prescribed?
>>687389614
Habit and a feeling that they're obligated because of the people they've met.
>I'm normally on top of them, but figured I'd be waiting till I got to work to start baking
>>687389642
This should be common sense.
>>687389763
Nope.
Miho claimed
>>687388612
I got 6 hours of sleep this morning ill be on all night.
alright im getting this goodbye non autistic status
>>687389796
It isn't.
>>687389849
No.
>>687389412
mandatory cc claim
>No one bakes as good as I
would agree if you had all the rules there
>>687389980
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BUgGJao7P8g
>>687389770
you certainly don't have to but it would be nice
I don't mind either way
>>687388544
>>687390009
The obvious answer is biological warfare.
>>687389642
To humans yes.
>>687389691
How much did you take?
>>687390154
Bye.
>H
Anybody doing anything fun?
>>687389691
Just get stupid drunk. Works for me
>>687389642
Depends what grass you were munching. Some grass has a white base which tastes sweet when you chew it
>>687390154
O fuk man what are you doing?
Are body pillows actually comfortable? They look soft enough to sleep on but I've never actually touched one before
>>687390304
>implying I have something better to do with my time
>>687388055
Yeah that would've been even more confusing. Don't know what kind of music he likes though. Well that's good.
>>687389614
How in the almighty hell did you get up there? You must do parkour now I bet kek. Also where's the step-stool?
>>687389642
I feel like I've heard this before.
>Best idol claimed
>>687390316
>biological warfare
She got me sick and i lost money from not working...
>>687390206
Heynow.
>>687390278
Rules:
>Claim your WaifuHusbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>Most importantly have fun
i mildly altered the ones you gave me
>>687390616
You'reanallstar
>>687390444
See >>687390304
>>687390443
Well in that case I guess you could
>>687390154
I already hug my pillow at night, I'm debating if I should just spring for one of these as well.
>No Makoto ones that I can find
>>687390444
From what I learned, he's in a rock band!
>>687390616
>You're a rockstar.
nyarko claimed. failed to claim in last few threads. went shopping for food
>>687390616
You're an all star
>>687388150
everyone lies. Call it social lubrication.
>>687390708
I like these rules.
>>687390824
i get it
>>687390708
all you done was remove 2, add 2 more to make it even.
please
>>687390057
>
You know I love you ~<3
>>687390206
Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>687389980
True true. I can see that
>keep on baking my dude
>>687390325
Ttt in csgo
>>687390444
I actually sorta do. Where I live, there's barely any where to scale. When there is a place to climb around, the urge not to climb is strong as fuck. I just tell my friends "bet I can climb that" and they're like "we know you can but don't"
>>687390443
I'm not 21.
>>687390316
2 tablets.
>>687390616
?
>>687390154
interesting choice friend
>>687390967
no u
>>687389607
some days its nice some are shitty and tiring
>>687391107
... Ok
>>687391293
fucking destroyed
>>687390154
i would get one but my friends would judge me. they hate anime and these threads -_-
>>687391240
well how was today?
>>687390443
im making a possible mistake they look soft
>>687391092
will you still be cool if i get it it is strictly for hugging and can be hidden easily
>>687390803
Ayy had a feeling. Season three fucking when.
>>687390810
Oh really? Nice, I'll have to ask him about that.
>>687391048
Sweet m8, been wanting to get into that for the longest but there ain't shit to climb here. Kek, ever injured yourself badly?
Will try and lurk at work.
Bye.
>>687391033
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>>687391747
>almost
>>687391504
great , was working on crawlspace and had some beers , home owner gave them to us .and now I just killed a tick trying to crawl on my neck
>>687391747
thats better, now its an even 10
wanna exchange soft rock or hipster rap?
>>687391516
of course. i mean its just a sleeve for a pillow
>>687391951
well good you had a nice day
>>687391686
Too long from now :/
>>687391747
>>687391924
This
>>687390803
>>687390824
What's new pussy cats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw
>>687390325
Well hello, me like very much.
>>687391090
How're you feeling?
>>687391924
hand-kun will never be trash
>>687391747
I can appreciate these.
>>687392078
Bored.
>>687392117
My bad.
>>687391686
Think he said he had a gig to play a few months out, I wanna hear some of their music.
>Do I go get ready for work early and make food, or wait and get something on the way?
>>687392051
yea but I do really want to go fishing soon before the lakes get full of people....
>>687392026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grd5Wpl6lEY
>there's nothing musical i can win
>>687392078
What is it that you like?
>>687392117
You don't post Uta anymore, C?
I loved that artwork.
>>687391721
>wake me up!!!
>>687392354
ive been fishing a few times. never was really good at it
>>687392538
I went to Hastings right now and saw the Madoka Magica manga :o
>>687392267
np man, just remember to live the
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZhQOvvV45w
>>687392438
ooo, allow me to educate you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_pRyMShJ0k
>>687392530
i do, just not often, as i have alot more cc pics
>>687392606
I just enjoy being outside while the sun is up , and If I don't get one I just go for a walk
saw some deer and snakes
>>687392051
thanks man
>>687392062
I just want to finish this goddamn story line.
>>687392295
Maybe it's been recorded somewhere. It depends, what did you do last time?
>>687392267
Play any good video games recently?
>>687392497
Without getting to deep into details, the eroticism.
>>687392981
snakes are cool
>>687393149
how much is it going to run you with the pillow?
>>687392863
have you watched it???
also hi konata!
>>687392883
I can enjoy these people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YM9gAVeMs
"But hey, we got to meet a wonderful angel."
i cry a lot
>>687393179
>I just want to finish this goddamn story line.
I don't. At least not yet. If they drag Rick and Morty out for anymore than like 4 seasons then I'm going to be upset.
>>687393267
not the poisonous ones I'd rather see deer more often
I don't think it turned out much better, but I gave it a quick go
>>687393222
Spooky.
>>687393365
goin slightly emo there
hopefully this will pull you out, slowly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UWgRwVRbxc
>>687393179
Probably, I'll ask them about it tomorrow.
I went out last night, but I don't think we have much other than soup to eat at home. Maybe soup here and grab something on the way anyways?
>Decided to take a look
>There really isn't a Makoto daki
>
>>687393316
I have seen Madoka Marvelous, hey kagami ^-^
>>687393489
mugi
Alright I can't get even the simpilist shit to load so I'm gonna call it an early night for now until my computer is done backing up.
Holy fuck why did work suddenly fuck me in the ass
Rory-sama claimed
>>687393437
i guess them being poison would make it less cool
>>687390304
>>687393489
First version for comparison
>>687393755
by a lot
I saw one dead and tried to hang it on my tree but 2 days later the smell was not pretty at all so I thew it on the woods
>>687393575
Spooky? Are you saying that there isn't anything slightly erotic about this >>687390325 picture?
>>687393222
Not really.
>>687393715
See you later.
>>687393489
The hair in this one has a minimalistic feel to it
>>687393737
Did you do the dank whoolies? That's the only way I could imagine so many customers all of a sudden.
>>687389642
Can't you extract dmt from it with instruments?
>>687389770
A-K-I-KO how's it going?
>>687390325
Ya know it
>>687390708
Sell a mat, Yuuko, beat Morty's lame record
>>687389607
How often do you drink coffee and hello!
>>687392538
Can't wake up
>>687393316
Kagameme, waddup
>>687393589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o
idk what i'm doing
>>687394033
I never said that! I just never really looked at it that way, or just never bothered to..
How about
>
>>687392863
Which one? The wraith arc thingy?
>>687394389
>Sweet Home Alabama
>Not Tuesday's Gone
why Yuuko ;(
>>687394387
explain dmt
>>687394062
There were many hambahgahs
>>687394281
Not sure I can do dank whoolies. I think you mean wheelies.
>>687394389
good taste
>>687394387
what a strange pic
Hello purple borderline furry midget
I'm tired as fuck, got my finals in a few hours but after that I'm free for the week
>>687394062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz0IT4Uk2xQ
>>687394389
slowly getting better my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opDB5bY3YCg
>>687394389
https://youtu.be/yIVC8x4icos
Got dentist later.
Really worrying over it.
>>687394208
oh my
>>687394483
it was for the movie actually :o
>>687391686
Closest that's related to that was me playing tag in elementary and jumping off the play ground that was twice my height and busted my lips open. Still have the scar and I'm sorry if I took some time to reply. I think I have a blister in my eyelid
>shinoa
